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   Man arrives home to find pastor in bed with his wife, goes Old Testament on him

10 Dec 2012 09:44 AM   |   14279 clicks   |   Standard Digital (Kenya)
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Jesus Burnt My Hotdog     
"The pastor, a father of two, for obvious reasons, remained mum when he was asked what he was doing in another man's bed in the odd hours of the night."

Well yes, the obvious reason for being a father of two is him being a bit busy with the old pork sword and coveting thy neighbour's ass.

10 Dec 2012 09:47 AM
WhippingBoy     
Thereby proving once and for all, that there is no God...

10 Dec 2012 09:49 AM
Englebert Slaptyback     

"This is not the first time he has been caught with someone's wife. He is used to bedding many who attend his church," one eyewitness said.


SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE!!!

10 Dec 2012 09:49 AM
Father_Jack     
well that was probably the only thing i will read today from Kenya.

10 Dec 2012 09:50 AM
H31N0US     
"We was jus' PRAYIN' baby!!!"

/obscure?
//not obscure.

10 Dec 2012 09:50 AM
ToxicGun     
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My first thought

10 Dec 2012 09:52 AM
Famous Thamas     
Let the love of Jesus fill you, then leave you, then fill you again.

10 Dec 2012 09:53 AM
encyclopediaplushuman    [TotalFark]  
The institution of the clergy as a socioreligious establishment serves only to separate from blame and sin those who are deprived of pleasure and thus all the more likely to break the vows of their religion.

fark religion.

10 Dec 2012 09:53 AM
JohnCarter     
Kakamega??

Oh in Kenya...African Kenyan People problems

10 Dec 2012 09:53 AM
Onkel Buck     

ToxicGun: [collider.com image 400x300]
My first thought


Mine too

10 Dec 2012 09:54 AM
Arkanaut    [TotalFark]  
He slew the pastor's first-born son?

10 Dec 2012 09:55 AM
factoryconnection    [TotalFark]  
That is seriously one of the most poetically-written articles I've ever read on here. Usually translated-to-English news reads like gobbledygook, but the imagery in that was just terrific.

Also: that pastor deserved an ass-beating. I had a supervisor in the military that caught another man in bed with his wife and beat his ass into an ER visit. He was able to shake off the arrest with no ill consequences to his career, as it turned out.

10 Dec 2012 09:55 AM
mortimer_ford     
RELIGION OF PIECE

10 Dec 2012 09:55 AM
farm machine     
Appropriately named periodical covering this. The pastor was operating with his Standard Digit.

10 Dec 2012 09:56 AM
heinrich66     
Pastor was straight? Must be Africa or South America.

10 Dec 2012 09:57 AM
gadian     
The power of Christ compels her?

10 Dec 2012 09:57 AM
dejavoodoo64     
Father-in-law? I thought he had learned his lesson after many many times.

/Baptist Preacher with a lot of women in several churches.
//I never said anything, but I secretly admire him.

10 Dec 2012 10:00 AM
JMacPA     

factoryconnection: That is seriously one of the most poetically-written articles I've ever read on here. Usually translated-to-English news reads like gobbledygook, but the imagery in that was just terrific.


Umm, What?

10 Dec 2012 10:00 AM
H31N0US     
If I caught another man in bed with my wife, I would be pissed but the upside is that you now have a free pass, or a lot of free passes for a lot of shiat. Nights out, even some strange of your own. Anyone who has been married for a long time knows. It's only sex.

10 Dec 2012 10:02 AM
pute kisses like a man     
Therefore, young ladies, when you seek god's favour, learn to put the devil in hell, because this is most pleasing to god and to all parties concerned, and much good may come of it.

- the decameron, boccaccio

10 Dec 2012 10:03 AM
drjekel_mrhyde    [TotalFark]  

heinrich66: Pastor was straight? Must be Africa or South America.


That's what I was thinking

10 Dec 2012 10:03 AM
gonzojohn     
That was a nice piece of fiction.

10 Dec 2012 10:06 AM
dejavoodoo64     

Englebert Slaptyback: "This is not the first time he has been caught with someone's wife. He is used to bedding many who attend his church," one eyewitness said.


SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE!!!


Damn, getting more suspicious all the time. If he uses a scooter then his current marriage is probably over. That's a shame I really love Nana. She cooks stuff just for me.

10 Dec 2012 10:09 AM
Oblio13     
Amazing how often Sunday school teachers feel the will of God telling them to get it on with the shaman. We had quite the scandal in our small town Methodist church not too long ago.

10 Dec 2012 10:13 AM
JackieRabbit     
Obamausque problems....

10 Dec 2012 10:16 AM
wiwille     
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Knows how to properly deal with pastors who bed another man's wife

10 Dec 2012 10:18 AM
Arthurgoboom     

mortimer_ford: RELIGION OF PIECE


...OF ASS

10 Dec 2012 10:25 AM
Imaim     

ToxicGun: [collider.com image 400x300]
My first thought


"The Lord is my shepherd, He know what I want!"

10 Dec 2012 10:26 AM
fruitloop     
Old Testament:

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New Testament:

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10 Dec 2012 10:26 AM
EngineerBob     
Kakamega?
DEEP Kakamega!

10 Dec 2012 10:26 AM
ZuZu     

ToxicGun: [collider.com image 400x300]
My first thought


And the thread is done for me....

10 Dec 2012 10:32 AM
dejavoodoo64     

Father_Jack: well that was probably the only thing i will read today from Kenya.


I hate to keep putting in, but Kenya? Is this article old? He's been on missions to Kenya. I think my wife has half brothers and sisters over there. My god she could be related to Obama! One can only hope. Yes you know I'm goofing off and besides he had a nervous breakdown when his wife died who was the 4 kids mom. His indiscretions as they called them were nearly 30 yrs ago and one of the kids hasn't forgiven him yet. Just a sad situation. Took my wife 5 to speak to him.

/Don't care what religious you preach since I don't care for it, but if you're in a position of authority over people who look up to you, its more than a farking indiscretion.
//Please forgive the grammar. I'm on a phone and I can't type worth a damn in the first place.

10 Dec 2012 10:32 AM
Jesus Burnt My Hotdog     

fruitloop: Old Testament:

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New Testament:

[i171.photobucket.com image 240x240]


Good call. Dark Roots Of Earth has to be in my top 5 albums this year, despite the "c**t in my hand" ballad.....

10 Dec 2012 10:37 AM
cmraman     

H31N0US: If I caught another man in bed with my wife, I would be pissed but the upside is that you now have a free pass, or a lot of free passes for a lot of shiat. Nights out, even some strange of your own. Anyone who has been married for a long time knows. It's only sex.


Been married 30 years. Started swinging 10 years ago. I catch my wife with another man, I take pictures, join in, or just watch. Although I never actually "catch" her. I always know when and who she's with. She "catches" me sometimes too. I love looking over my lover's shoulder to see my wife standing there watching or better yet, the surprise third hand joining in...

/Learned a lot of what I know about BDSM from watching the Baptist minister who used to frequent the swing club where we like to hang out.
//I've been very busy since "50 shades" came out
///Love it when a wannabee gets flogged for the first time after reading that dreck and whines "I didnt think it would hurt!"

10 Dec 2012 10:43 AM
mbillodeaux     
A youthful clergyman is nursing injuries at a hospital in Kakamega after he was badly injured by an angry husband who caught him red handed in a compromising manner with his wife

Guess it was that time of the month

10 Dec 2012 10:44 AM
beachboy     
Pastor... Please

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10 Dec 2012 10:45 AM
Fark_Guy_Rob     
I'm just glad nobody looks to Pastor's for moral guidance.

Oh? People do? Well, that's a problem.

10 Dec 2012 10:46 AM
BenJammin     
Kakamega ? Cockamainy!

10 Dec 2012 11:02 AM
Profedius     
I have never understood why men direct almost all of the anger at the man when the wife is more responsible. I am not saying that he should beat on his wife or anything, but when you think about it the wife has more control in the situation unless the guy is a rapist. I only had one woman cheat on me and like this guy I walked in on it. When I found my girlfriend who I was engaged to having sex with her ex-boyfriend I didn't get mad at him or her I just told them to wash the sheets and as she was doing that she could pack her bags.

10 Dec 2012 11:12 AM
inner ted     

Profedius: I have never understood why men direct almost all of the anger at the man when the wife is more responsible. I am not saying that he should beat on his wife or anything, but when you think about it the wife has more control in the situation unless the guy is a rapist. I only had one woman cheat on me and like this guy I walked in on it. When I found my girlfriend who I was engaged to having sex with her ex-boyfriend I didn't get mad at him or her I just told them to wash the sheets and as she was doing that she could pack her bags.


i agree with this

also: you are a cool customer mister & a fine example - my hat, it is tipped

10 Dec 2012 11:21 AM
elgrancerdo     
I have been married for 12 years, and if she was caught, he will get a beatdown. I don't see how I could not. I guess I'm not as modern as some of you guys. It must be because I have so much invested on the relationship that I am not in aposition to go out and look, and quite frankly she is so good I have had no reason lo look. If your blood does not boil at the sight of this, you simply did not love her enough to care and you saw this coming on the horizon and did preparations accordingly.

10 Dec 2012 11:32 AM
JackieRabbit     

elgrancerdo: I have been married for 12 years, and if she was caught, he will get a beatdown. I don't see how I could not. I guess I'm not as modern as some of you guys. It must be because I have so much invested on the relationship that I am not in aposition to go out and look, and quite frankly she is so good I have had no reason lo look. If your blood does not boil at the sight of this, you simply did not love her enough to care and you saw this coming on the horizon and did preparations accordingly.


Are you nuts? Your reaction would be a felony offense: it's called assault and battery and you can get up to seven years in prison for it. As Profedius notes above, if some guy is farking your wife, it is because she is farking him. She, not he, has betrayed your trust. So lay the blame where it belongs. This simply isn't worth going to jail over.

10 Dec 2012 11:40 AM
StoPPeRmobile     

JackieRabbit: elgrancerdo: I have been married for 12 years, and if she was caught, he will get a beatdown. I don't see how I could not. I guess I'm not as modern as some of you guys. It must be because I have so much invested on the relationship that I am not in aposition to go out and look, and quite frankly she is so good I have had no reason lo look. If your blood does not boil at the sight of this, you simply did not love her enough to care and you saw this coming on the horizon and did preparations accordingly.

Are you nuts? Your reaction would be a felony offense: it's called assault and battery and you can get up to seven years in prison for it. As Profedius notes above, if some guy is farking your wife, it is because she is farking him. She, not he, has betrayed your trust. So lay the blame where it belongs. This simply isn't worth going to jail over.


I've seen this movie. You wait and set someone else up. Right?

10 Dec 2012 12:10 PM
stuffy     
Gimme that ol timey religion.

10 Dec 2012 12:11 PM
argylez     
Ah, conservative hypocrisy at is finest!

/I'd really like to fark a married religious woman

10 Dec 2012 12:37 PM
midwestatheist     
at least it was with a woman this time..

10 Dec 2012 12:39 PM
BarkingUnicorn     
Wow, that report was remarkably well-written; one might even say "elegantly scrivened." Western journalists should hang their heads in shame.

10 Dec 2012 12:46 PM
biglot     
These guys do more than just fleece the flock, don't they?

10 Dec 2012 01:38 PM
Profedius     

inner ted: Profedius: I have never understood why men direct almost all of the anger at the man when the wife is more responsible. I am not saying that he should beat on his wife or anything, but when you think about it the wife has more control in the situation unless the guy is a rapist. I only had one woman cheat on me and like this guy I walked in on it. When I found my girlfriend who I was engaged to having sex with her ex-boyfriend I didn't get mad at him or her I just told them to wash the sheets and as she was doing that she could pack her bags.

i agree with this

also: you are a cool customer mister & a fine example - my hat, it is tipped


Thank you. I was upset to be sure, but there was nothing to gain by becoming angry with either of them nor was maintaining the relationship a good idea since the once a cheater always a cheater for the most part holds true. I was and still am good friends with her mom (single parent) and I made a good call since she cheated or was caught cheating three more times on three different men none of which were the same man. She is currently single with four kids three of which each have a different father 35 years old and living with her mother. After her I had a three year dry spell a lot of the reason was my lack of desire to date and then I went out with Jeri from work. I was with Jeri for 7 years and she was wonderful we had sex at least once a day and never had one argument. Even our break up wasn't a bad thing work and events at the time parted us.

10 Dec 2012 02:22 PM
gingerfish109     
Maybe the priest just idolizes Pope John XII and wanted to be more like him?

10 Dec 2012 02:30 PM
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