Apparently I accidentally logged on to fark.co.ke today..?

Even if this site is fake, I'm bookmarking it

subby rang?

i always buy my beef in kilogram increments. don't judge me, i think metric is sexy.

RELIGION OF PEACE

or as they call it in Florida, Everyday.

I prayed for Kenya again, and my prayers were answered.

Apparently Kenya is to Feydeau farce secks situations what Congo is to coltan. Is anyone working on a Kenyan Wiener tag?

This story confuses me somewhat.

Also I was expecting more of this instead. 

Meanwhile, wifey is reveling in the drama she created. The wrong people got their asses kicked in this story.

willfullyobscure: RELIGION OF PEACE

I'm not going to blame this one on religion. I'm going to blame this one on a reaction to finding one's spouse in your bed with someone else.

He shouldn't have bothered with tying the guy up though. Should have just killed him and been done with it, without this premeditation that could cause problems for him down the road.

Kenya imagine that?

So who is this Kenyan Farker getting greenlights?

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Meanwhile, wifey is reveling in the drama she created. The wrong people got their asses kicked in this story.

What did you expect? Africa is a whole continent that runs on Caligula logic. Justice only happens completely by accident.

/"You should have warned me that printing unlimited amounts of money would destroy the economy!"
//"But I *did* warn you that it would destroy the economy!"
///"Yes, but you failed to convince me! You deliberately and treacherously failed to be persuasive when you said it! Now die, traitor!"

Seems to be a lot of drama and whore wives in Kenya

Niger please 

Could we just get this over with and have a 3rd green about a Kenyan catching his wife cheating and the resulting beat down?

JohnCarter: Seems to be a lot of drama and whore wives in Kenya

Considering how many millions life in Kenya, the anecdotal evidence suggests otherwise.

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Meanwhile, wifey is reveling in the drama she created. The wrong people got their asses kicked in this story.

But its never OK to hit a woman!!

Hive Mind: So who is this Kenyan Farker getting greenlights?

His mother is a Roman Catholic, he's been imprisoned in South Africa, he's as black as the ace of spades and he probably drinks his own pee!

JohnCarter: Seems to be a lot of drama and whore wives in Kenya

And lions.

ltdanman44: [johnny carson karnak.jpg]


subby rang?


I think subby was referring to

 

...that weird Peter Greenaway movie

Did Georgina enjoy some profiteroles?

tldnrtfa;

Either put your story on one page to be with
Or cut the colorful writting so that you basically have to

He should have tied up and beat his wife.

Tinker, tailor, cuckolder, crowd?