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   What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

10 Dec 2012 01:00 PM   |   18932 clicks   |   Independent
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colinspooky    [TotalFark]  
Have you turned the oven off, and made sure the front door's locked?

10 Dec 2012 07:54 AM
kid_icarus     
A man found a raisin in the woods.
"what a funny looking raisin."
"im not a raisin im just an ant with no legs."


I think there is some profound meaning in that somewhere.

10 Dec 2012 08:00 AM
thismomentinblackhistory     
Want some candy?

10 Dec 2012 08:01 AM
Slaxl     
Q. Why did the farmer sleep on his bed
A. because all the animals took his pants off


Sounds like the kind of thing a farmer would tell his wife when caught in bed without any pants on, and a duck.

10 Dec 2012 08:01 AM
Cythraul     
"We're not coming back to this Justice League reunion again. I'm tried of you checking Superman's ass."

10 Dec 2012 08:22 AM
Kredal    [TotalFark]  
A: Did you tighten the lugnuts like I asked you to?

10 Dec 2012 08:36 AM
Barfmaker    [TotalFark]  
To which Robin replied, "I don't know but my ass really hurts."

10 Dec 2012 09:02 AM
Uranus Megahertz    [TotalFark]  
Did you remember to untie Alfred?

10 Dec 2012 09:41 AM
UberDave    [TotalFark]  
Get your ass. In this car. Right now!

10 Dec 2012 09:47 AM
doglover    [TotalFark]  
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10 Dec 2012 09:50 AM
gopher321    [TotalFark]  
"Did you reload the Batapult?"

10 Dec 2012 10:06 AM
Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Q: Who told the gorilla he couldn't attend the ballet?

A: The person in charge of making that decision.

10 Dec 2012 10:12 AM
Apos     
Q. What person just talks and talks and talks
A. A TEACHER!!!!



Now this one was funny.

10 Dec 2012 10:30 AM
FishyFred     
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10 Dec 2012 10:43 AM
brap    [TotalFark]  
I actually loved the Batman joke. 
 
I found it incredibly meta, deconstructing the very notion of joke telling itself. 

10 Dec 2012 10:43 AM
unlikely     

brap: I actually loved the Batman joke. 
 
I found it incredibly meta, deconstructing the very notion of joke telling itself.


The zombie one was pretty funny too just by making perfect sense and thus defying expectation

10 Dec 2012 10:47 AM
Speaker2Animals    [TotalFark]  
The kids who had their submissions rejected are more likely to become comedians.

10 Dec 2012 12:24 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
"Zip Up and Swallow. "

/why no votie!!!??!?!?

10 Dec 2012 01:02 PM
dj_spanmaster    [TotalFark]  
"It's not holy, just get in the bloody car already"?

:RTFA:

Ohh, so close.

10 Dec 2012 01:02 PM
Prank Call of Cthulhu     
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10 Dec 2012 01:03 PM
darth_badger     
Time for "The Flintstones" joke?

10 Dec 2012 01:04 PM
rocinante721     
Cockrobin

10 Dec 2012 01:05 PM
Begoggle     
Carlos Mencia is working these into his act right now.

10 Dec 2012 01:07 PM
jaytkay     
I laughed at this one.

Q. What do you put in the toaster?
A. anser: bread.

10 Dec 2012 01:08 PM
SkittleBrau     
Do your Taco Bell farts BEFORE you get in, not after. ¿Comprende?

10 Dec 2012 01:09 PM
jaytkay     
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Q. Why did the potato cross the road?
A. to get to the postbox

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10 Dec 2012 01:12 PM
Sin_City_Superhero    [TotalFark]  
Robin - "Holy kleenex, Batman! It was right under our noses and we blew it!"

10 Dec 2012 01:12 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Q. What did the toliet say to the robot?
A. I dont know I wasnt there was I !!!

HA! Take that.

10 Dec 2012 01:13 PM
TheOther     
John has 32 cookies he eats 28 of them what does he have


diabetes

10 Dec 2012 01:15 PM
tricycleracer     
what did the banana say to the uther banana?

Have you got a potty because I need a pee desporatly please!

No because we are at the beach. We will need to go home by a banana taxi we dont have a car.


meowsaidthedog-like typing detected.

10 Dec 2012 01:15 PM
cgraves67     
Q. What person just talks and talks and talks
A. A TEACHER !!!!

That's really, really funny from a child's perspective.

10 Dec 2012 01:17 PM
Sin_City_Superhero    [TotalFark]  

cgraves67: Q. What person just talks and talks and talks
A. A TEACHER WIFE !!!!

That's really, really funny from a child's husband's perspective.


10 Dec 2012 01:20 PM
darth_badger     
poop, poop, poop, poot, fart, poop, fart, fart, dookie...

10 Dec 2012 01:21 PM
Bondith    [TotalFark]  
"I'm the goddamn Batman!"

Only works when Robin is (age 12).

10 Dec 2012 01:21 PM
dabbletech     
Let go of my balls.

10 Dec 2012 01:22 PM
Holocaust Agnostic     
Two muffins are baking in an oven. First on says "boy, it sure is hot in here."

Second one replies "Oh my God, a talking muffin!!"

10 Dec 2012 01:22 PM
Contrabulous Flabtraption    [TotalFark]  
British children are just like our children, only uglier.

10 Dec 2012 01:24 PM
TheOther     
what goes black white black white
a nun rolling down a hill


what is black and white and goes 'ha ha'
the nun who pushed her

10 Dec 2012 01:27 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

tricycleracer: what did the banana say to the uther banana?

Have you got a potty because I need a pee desporatly please!

No because we are at the beach. We will need to go home by a banana taxi we dont have a car.

meowsaidthedog-like typing detected.


I would've guessed Indubitably

10 Dec 2012 01:28 PM
error 303     
What's green and has wheels?

Grass. I was just kidding about the wheels.

10 Dec 2012 01:29 PM
fireclown     
wanna make $20 the hard way?

10 Dec 2012 01:29 PM
blottoman     
Batman - "If I want any lip from you, I'll scrape it off my zipper."

10 Dec 2012 01:30 PM
iaazathot     
"You got some....on your chin....yeah, wipe that off..."

10 Dec 2012 01:32 PM
mizchief     
Do you like fish dicks?

10 Dec 2012 01:32 PM
MooseUpNorth     

brap: I actually loved the Batman joke.

I found it incredibly meta, deconstructing the very notion of joke telling itself.


Meta indeed. And cute as hell.

10 Dec 2012 01:33 PM
boyvoyeur     
Why you ask Two Dogs Farking?

10 Dec 2012 01:33 PM
Fiction Fan     
"Now remember, if anyone asks, we have SEPARATE bedrooms"

10 Dec 2012 01:36 PM
Carn     
What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

10 Dec 2012 01:37 PM
dark side of the moon    [TotalFark]  
I've told this one before but what the hell.

Q: What kind of a bee makes milk?
A: A boobie!

10 Dec 2012 01:38 PM
Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman     
Kids come up with some of the best racist jokes too, although they don't usually realize it. here's one from the tumblr page

What did the Mexican fireman call his two sons?

Hose A and Hose B

10 Dec 2012 01:39 PM
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