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   Police chief in China fired after giving his two mistresses (twin sisters) jobs and an apartment. Asian twins dressed as cops? I'll be in my bunk

10 Dec 2012 12:33 PM   |   13258 clicks   |   BBC
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gopher321    [TotalFark]  
And no pics of course, darn it.

10 Dec 2012 09:25 AM
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Adjective Bird Whiskey    [TotalFark]  
It's not so bad.

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10 Dec 2012 09:49 AM
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Captain Steroid    [TotalFark]  
Pics, or it didn't happen.

10 Dec 2012 09:57 AM
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The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
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10 Dec 2012 10:18 AM
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
www.whatsonningbo.com

/interested

10 Dec 2012 10:31 AM
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texdent    [TotalFark]  
Hot twins thread?

10 Dec 2012 10:35 AM
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God Is My Co-Pirate    [TotalFark]  

texdent: Hot twins thread?


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"Suddenly I'm much less angry."

10 Dec 2012 10:43 AM
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Speaker2Animals    [TotalFark]  
Bookmarked for what I hope will be an epic thread.

10 Dec 2012 10:49 AM
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Klippoklondike    [TotalFark]  

texdent: Hot twins thread?


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10 Dec 2012 12:09 PM
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TheBeastOfYuccaFlats    [TotalFark]  
The cop fetish thing does nothing for me.

10 Dec 2012 12:33 PM
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syberpud     

Sybarite: [www.whatsonningbo.com image 362x425]

/interested


Wow, that is a horrible boob job: they're rectangular!

10 Dec 2012 12:35 PM
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ristst     
10 dollah. Love you long time.

10 Dec 2012 12:35 PM
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cgraves67     
Like an anvil on top of a ladder, this thread has potential.

10 Dec 2012 12:36 PM
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factoryconnection    [TotalFark]  
Sacked for corrupt practices, in China? I don't believe it. He screwed over some other, more senior party official and they needed a reason. This is just the flashy cover story they used to nail him publicly.

He hasn't been greasing the right wheels if greasing these two girls' wheels got him fired.

10 Dec 2012 12:36 PM
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ordinarysteve     
That article deserved more than one crappy stock photo

10 Dec 2012 12:38 PM
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BumpInTheNight     
What a bookmark may look like.

10 Dec 2012 12:39 PM
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ShereKhan     
+1 Subby

10 Dec 2012 12:39 PM
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schwarzsturm     
I'll just leave this here. 

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10 Dec 2012 12:40 PM
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The sound of one hand clapping     

factoryconnection: Sacked for corrupt practices, in China? I don't believe it. He screwed over some other, more senior party official and they needed a reason. This is just the flashy cover story they used to nail him publicly.

He hasn't been greasing the right wheels if greasing these two girls' wheels got him fired.


Maybe China really is committed to stamping out the rampant corruption in their country in order to join the global community.

Or maybe the twins were the daughters of someone even more powerful than him.

Either way I want to know why the hell this guy was living my dream!

10 Dec 2012 12:40 PM
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brap    [TotalFark]  
Sister Mistress?  Didn't they have a minor hit with Motoring?  Or wast that Twisted Mistres

10 Dec 2012 12:41 PM
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Lundyn     

Klippoklondike: texdent: Hot twins thread?

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lulz

10 Dec 2012 12:42 PM
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Apos     
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10 Dec 2012 12:42 PM
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no icon tact     
Poreecing is hard work!

Probably disgrunted mistress who got cut from the team after the latest draft picks.

10 Dec 2012 12:44 PM
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thecpt     
Has anyone seen my bookmark?

10 Dec 2012 12:47 PM
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vicioushobbit     
Seriously? Hero tag?

Couldn't you have used "Obvious" or something? I mean, if anything the twin women willing to bed an old corrupt cop in exchange for a job and a place to live in this trying time are heroes more than he.

10 Dec 2012 12:49 PM
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The Singing Bush     
I used to think the whole twin thing was super hot. Then my wife and I had identical girls 11 months ago. Now I'm confused.

10 Dec 2012 12:51 PM
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Banned on the Run    [TotalFark]  

thecpt: Has anyone seen my bookmark?


Klippoklondike: texdent: Hot twins thread?
[siamesetwins.jpg]



Has anyone seen my boner?

10 Dec 2012 12:52 PM
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kvinesknows     
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10 Dec 2012 12:52 PM
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BumpInTheNight     

The Singing Bush: I used to think the whole twin thing was super hot. Then my wife and I had identical girls 11 months ago. Now I'm confused.


Well, are they hot?

10 Dec 2012 12:53 PM
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brain365     
Here they are according to South China Morning Post.

www.scmp.com 

source

10 Dec 2012 12:53 PM
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grokca    [TotalFark]  
Chinese twins? Shouldn't they have killed one of them at birth?

10 Dec 2012 12:54 PM
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Banned on the Run    [TotalFark]  

Apos: [thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x566]
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You forgot the Feres twins

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10 Dec 2012 12:56 PM
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Satanic_Hamster     

vicioushobbit: Seriously? Hero tag?

Couldn't you have used "Obvious" or something? I mean, if anything the twin women willing to bed an old corrupt cop in exchange for a job and a place to live in this trying time are heroes more than he.


The dude was nailing twins. ASIAN twins. Dressed in cop uniforms. He was getting the most coveted of threesomes, twincest!

He's a hero to men every where. He deserves a statue, not public condemnation.

10 Dec 2012 12:59 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
YELLOW FEVER!!

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/lack of hawt Asian women in this thread disturbs me greatly.

10 Dec 2012 12:59 PM
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The Singing Bush     

BumpInTheNight: The Singing Bush: I used to think the whole twin thing was super hot. Then my wife and I had identical girls 11 months ago. Now I'm confused.

Well, are they hot?


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10 Dec 2012 01:01 PM
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blottoman     
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Approves

10 Dec 2012 01:02 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
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10 Dec 2012 01:05 PM
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Ed Grubermann    [TotalFark]  
Joe Young: Oh... I, I can't say that.
Maxxx Orbison: Say what?
Joe Young: What are they called?
Maxxx Orbison: The Assfark Twins.
Joe Young: I can't say that. Can we call them something else?
Maxxx Orbison: But they're the Assfark Twins.
Joe Young: Well I know, but um, couldn't I call them the Naughty Twins or something?
Maxxx Orbison: No, you couldn't just call them the Naughty Twins. They're the Assfark Twins. Why would you call them The Naughty Twins when they get farked in the ass all the time?
Joe Young: Well, that's pretty naughty.

10 Dec 2012 01:07 PM
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SovietCanuckistan     

Ed Grubermann: Joe Young: Oh... I, I can't say that.
Maxxx Orbison: Say what?
Joe Young: What are they called?
Maxxx Orbison: The Assfark Twins.
Joe Young: I can't say that. Can we call them something else?
Maxxx Orbison: But they're the Assfark Twins.
Joe Young: Well I know, but um, couldn't I call them the Naughty Twins or something?
Maxxx Orbison: No, you couldn't just call them the Naughty Twins. They're the Assfark Twins. Why would you call them The Naughty Twins when they get farked in the ass all the time?
Joe Young: Well, that's pretty naughty.


KEYYOPE!

10 Dec 2012 01:11 PM
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fireclown     
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Giggity.

10 Dec 2012 01:18 PM
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The sound of one hand clapping     
If the picture above really is a picture of the twins, then my only question is 'How the hell do I go about taking over the guys position now that he has been fired'.

/Not just one position either

10 Dec 2012 01:21 PM
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Krieghund     
Isn't "Asian twins" kind of redundant? It's not like you can tell them apart anyway.

10 Dec 2012 01:23 PM
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Dahnkster     
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10 Dec 2012 01:26 PM
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Dahnkster     
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10 Dec 2012 01:29 PM
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Dahnkster     
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10 Dec 2012 01:30 PM
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The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
This thread makes me so happy!!

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10 Dec 2012 01:32 PM
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Dahnkster     
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10 Dec 2012 01:33 PM
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Dahnkster     
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10 Dec 2012 01:35 PM
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The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
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10 Dec 2012 01:36 PM
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The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
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10 Dec 2012 01:37 PM
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