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   You're an ex-con trying to keep a low profile. Do you (A) steal a car, ram it into a police cruiser outside an IHOP, speed off, crash into a utility pole, and wave a gun around while fleeing on foot, or (B) literally anything other than (A)?

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Apos     
He'd just been released from prison, but decided he missed it.......

*clicks on link*

.......and he's not Earl Simmons!

10 Dec 2012 01:10 PM
Mark Ratner     
I thought the answer was always C.

10 Dec 2012 03:04 PM
AbbeySomeone     

Mark Ratner: I thought the answer was always C.


Came here to remind subby of that.
Them's the rules here subs, it's always C.

10 Dec 2012 03:29 PM
Ed Finnerty     
FTFA: Hall sped away, driving west in eastbound lanes with his headlights off in an attempt to elude police.

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It's a ghost car! There are ghost cars all over these highways you know.

10 Dec 2012 03:48 PM
fireclown     
C) Shoot the hostage.

10 Dec 2012 04:05 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
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10 Dec 2012 04:05 PM
Anenu     

AbbeySomeone: Mark Ratner: I thought the answer was always C.

Came here to remind subby of that.
Them's the rules here subs, it's always C.


Unless D is all of the above in which case the answer can be D.

10 Dec 2012 04:09 PM
vegasj     
do I need to click?

*clicks*... nope.

10 Dec 2012 04:14 PM
special20    [TotalFark]  

vegasj: do I need to click?

*clicks*... nope.


THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

*clicks Funny button*

10 Dec 2012 04:15 PM
Nightsweat     
That's such a better choice than C.

10 Dec 2012 04:15 PM
skinink    [TotalFark]  
He tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbiatch Obama in the White House. He doesn't know. They say he's a decent man, so maybe his advisors are confused.

10 Dec 2012 04:19 PM
Nhojwolfe     
ok subby i just failed a test because you broke the rules

c the awnser is always c

10 Dec 2012 04:19 PM
GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve     

fireclown: C) Shoot the hostage.


Yeah? Well I'm taller.

10 Dec 2012 04:21 PM
Just another Heartland Weirdass     
I "c" what you did there except not really.

10 Dec 2012 04:22 PM
maxpower007     
Related to Anthony Micheal Hall?

/got nothin

10 Dec 2012 04:22 PM
Mega Steve     

AbbeySomeone: Mark Ratner: I thought the answer was always C.

Came here to remind subby of that.
Them's the rules here subs, it's always C.


Let's see...this is Fark, and C is usually worse than A and B, so...

C) Hijack a bus full of grade school kids with your crazy old lady and force the kids to sing Celine Dion songs while you go on a cross country killing spree

10 Dec 2012 04:27 PM
OMG! We're All Gonna Die!     
It's c. As always.

10 Dec 2012 04:33 PM
Holocaust Agnostic     

Mega Steve: AbbeySomeone: Mark Ratner: I thought the answer was always C.

Came here to remind subby of that.
Them's the rules here subs, it's always C.

Let's see...this is Fark, and C is usually worse than A and B, so...

C) Hijack a bus full of grade school kids with your crazy old lady and force the kids to sing Celine Dion songs while you go on a cross country killing spree


Because when I here a Celine Dion song I know the only improvement I could imagine is a children's choir.

10 Dec 2012 04:33 PM
groppet     
As dumb as this guy is you hope he will kill himself accidentally soon so we wont have to pay for him in prison

10 Dec 2012 04:33 PM
Tanukis_Parachute     
I see there are a lot of like minded people here on FARK....I don't think that A and B are the answers. What is choice C?

Inquiring minds want to know! I'm not going to read the article to find out....give me the option!

10 Dec 2012 04:33 PM
eas81     
Hey subs the answer is always C. Guess no one else saw that so I just wanted to point that out.

10 Dec 2012 04:37 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     
Police finally caught up with Hall and placed him under arrest. Charges against him include aggravated assault on a police officer, fleeing to elude an officer, driving under the influence and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, according to the Morning News.

/should have just gunned him and saved the taxpayers the burden of taking care of his worthless ass.

10 Dec 2012 04:38 PM
Mega Steve     

Holocaust Agnostic: Because when I here a Celine Dion song I know the only improvement I could imagine is a children's choir.


Couldn't make it much worse

10 Dec 2012 04:55 PM
dryknife     
The answer is literally always C.

10 Dec 2012 05:32 PM
sandmanahoy     
C is for Conform.

10 Dec 2012 05:49 PM
Rip Dashrock     
I, for one, give a high five to subby for breaking the rules.
Shake up the Fark old guard.
Vodka
Moron
. at the end of a headline.
Hope and change.

10 Dec 2012 05:55 PM
craxyd     

Rip Dashrock: I, for one, give a high five to subby for breaking the rules.
Shake up the Fark old guard.
Vodka
Moron
. at the end of a headline.
Hope and change.



You forgot about porn

10 Dec 2012 06:20 PM
Mark Ratner     

Rip Dashrock: I, for one, give a high five to subby for breaking the rules.
Shake up the Fark old guard.
Vodka
Moron
. at the end of a headline.
Hope and change.


You mispelled vodak, moran

10 Dec 2012 06:23 PM
TV's Vinnie     
Dumbass needs to be visited by JailBot.
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10 Dec 2012 06:31 PM
boyvoyeur    [TotalFark]  
Subby?

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10 Dec 2012 07:30 PM
Flatus     
Subby, you lost me at the unnecessary "literally."

10 Dec 2012 07:44 PM
TiiiMMMaHHH     
You're making the TFers heads assplode, subby. Thank you.

10 Dec 2012 07:49 PM
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