He'd just been released from prison, but decided he missed it.......

*clicks on link*

.......and he's not Earl Simmons!

I thought the answer was always C.

Mark Ratner: I thought the answer was always C.

Came here to remind subby of that.
Them's the rules here subs, it's always C.

FTFA: Hall sped away, driving west in eastbound lanes with his headlights off in an attempt to elude police.



It's a ghost car! There are ghost cars all over these highways you know.

C) Shoot the hostage.

AbbeySomeone: Mark Ratner: I thought the answer was always C.

Came here to remind subby of that.
Them's the rules here subs, it's always C.

Unless D is all of the above in which case the answer can be D.

do I need to click?

*clicks*... nope.

vegasj: do I need to click?

*clicks*... nope.

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

*clicks Funny button*

That's such a better choice than C.

He tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbiatch Obama in the White House. He doesn't know. They say he's a decent man, so maybe his advisors are confused.

ok subby i just failed a test because you broke the rules

c the awnser is always c

fireclown: C) Shoot the hostage.

Yeah? Well I'm taller.

I "c" what you did there except not really.

Related to Anthony Micheal Hall?

/got nothin

AbbeySomeone: Mark Ratner: I thought the answer was always C.

Came here to remind subby of that.
Them's the rules here subs, it's always C.

Let's see...this is Fark, and C is usually worse than A and B, so...

C) Hijack a bus full of grade school kids with your crazy old lady and force the kids to sing Celine Dion songs while you go on a cross country killing spree

It's c. As always.

Mega Steve: AbbeySomeone: Mark Ratner: I thought the answer was always C.

Came here to remind subby of that.
Them's the rules here subs, it's always C.

Let's see...this is Fark, and C is usually worse than A and B, so...

C) Hijack a bus full of grade school kids with your crazy old lady and force the kids to sing Celine Dion songs while you go on a cross country killing spree

Because when I here a Celine Dion song I know the only improvement I could imagine is a children's choir.

As dumb as this guy is you hope he will kill himself accidentally soon so we wont have to pay for him in prison

I see there are a lot of like minded people here on FARK....I don't think that A and B are the answers. What is choice C?

Inquiring minds want to know! I'm not going to read the article to find out....give me the option!

Hey subs the answer is always C. Guess no one else saw that so I just wanted to point that out.

Police finally caught up with Hall and placed him under arrest. Charges against him include aggravated assault on a police officer, fleeing to elude an officer, driving under the influence and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, according to the Morning News.

/should have just gunned him and saved the taxpayers the burden of taking care of his worthless ass.

Holocaust Agnostic: Because when I here a Celine Dion song I know the only improvement I could imagine is a children's choir.

Couldn't make it much worse

The answer is literally always C.

C is for Conform.

I, for one, give a high five to subby for breaking the rules.
Shake up the Fark old guard.
Vodka
Moron
. at the end of a headline.
Hope and change.

Rip Dashrock: I, for one, give a high five to subby for breaking the rules.
Shake up the Fark old guard.
Vodka
Moron
. at the end of a headline.
Hope and change.


You forgot about porn

Rip Dashrock: I, for one, give a high five to subby for breaking the rules.
Shake up the Fark old guard.
Vodka
Moron
. at the end of a headline.
Hope and change.

You mispelled vodak, moran

Dumbass needs to be visited by JailBot.

Subby?

Subby, you lost me at the unnecessary "literally."

You're making the TFers heads assplode, subby. Thank you.