(full site)
Fark.com

Back To Main
   Dear Gentle Reader: I am the Nigerian Finance Minister and my mother has been kidnaped. I have a financial proposal for you to consider that may be of benefit to both of us

10 Dec 2012 12:42 PM   |   9081 clicks   |   BBC
Showing 1-16 of 16 comments
Refresh
Apos     
Solid headline, regrettable circumstances.

10 Dec 2012 11:52 AM
sulco     
Nigeria, please.

10 Dec 2012 12:50 PM
Noobian Noob     
you only said kidnaping once.

10 Dec 2012 12:54 PM
kendelrio     
FTFA: "The crime is particularly prevalent in the oil-rich Delta State, although high-profile victims are uncommon.

You're doing it wrong...

10 Dec 2012 01:09 PM
Begoggle     
kidnapped

/sorry pet peave

10 Dec 2012 01:10 PM
Marcintosh     
How is it folks don't leave? This can't have been a complete surprise, can it?

I mean, I woke up one morning and realized that staying with my first wife was suicidal, packed a bag and left.

Some things you can make meaningful change and some you can't - knowing the difference is the key I suppose.

10 Dec 2012 01:18 PM
darth_badger     
The kidnappers have sent the police 5 of the vowels in her name as proof that they have her and will remove 5 more if they are not paid in 24 hours.

10 Dec 2012 01:18 PM
Bondith     
Poor guy can't even get anyone to take him seriously

Link

10 Dec 2012 01:27 PM
boyvoyeur    [TotalFark]  
Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala!

Gesundheit

10 Dec 2012 01:36 PM
GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve     

Begoggle: kidnapped

/sorry pet peave


I just assumed "kidnaped" was some subtle blending of "kidnapped" and "raped".

/not funny

10 Dec 2012 02:29 PM
Resident Muslim     

kendelrio: FTFA: "The crime is particularly prevalent in the oil-rich Delta State, although high-profile victims are uncommon.

You're doing it wrong...


I'm guessing the high-profile ones have decent protection, therefore not worth the risk.

10 Dec 2012 03:02 PM
olddinosaur     
Somebody do a google on "Miss Solomon Part Zento" to see what Farkers can do to a 419 scammer when they all gang up on her.

10 Dec 2012 03:08 PM
Bullroarer_Took     
So... They shrank her neck? Isn't that fashionable?

10 Dec 2012 05:01 PM
offmymeds     
Is it kidnaped or kid-kidnaped?

10 Dec 2012 06:06 PM
boinkingbill     
I hope the didn't kidnap her in a Prius!

10 Dec 2012 11:04 PM
Isildur     
ftfa: Nigeria is one of the worst countries in the world for kidnapping, where it is a lucrative criminal enterprise worth millions of dollars a year.

Wouldn't that make it one of the best countries in the world for kidnapping?

11 Dec 2012 12:13 AM
Showing 1-16 of 16 comments
Refresh
This thread is closed to new comments.


Back To Main

More Headlines:
Main | Sports | Business | Geek | Entertainment | Politics | Video | FarkUs | Contests | Fark Party | Combined