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   Businesses in Springfield, Mass. want to draw customers back to the site of a strip club explosion. Help them out with some marketing slogans

14 Dec 2012 09:00 AM   |   1588 clicks   |   MassLive
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jasonvatch    [TotalFark]  
More BANG for your bucks

10 Dec 2012 10:11 AM
Elvis_Bogart    [TotalFark]  
Bada-Bing-Bada-BOOM!

10 Dec 2012 10:59 AM
zedster    [TotalFark]  
come back, the gas passed

10 Dec 2012 01:10 PM
Alligator    [TotalFark]  
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10 Dec 2012 01:37 PM
Herr Docktor Heinrich Wisenheimer    [TotalFark]  
The Boom Boom Room is back in business!

10 Dec 2012 02:47 PM
Teknowaffle     
There are no bangs in our champagne room. None.

10 Dec 2012 04:11 PM
Dumski    [TotalFark]  
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10 Dec 2012 07:08 PM
BKITU    [TotalFark]  
GRAND RE-OPENING

/I'm not very good at this

11 Dec 2012 12:54 PM
kevinatilusa     
The building came. You should do.

(Now with ∞% more voting!)

11 Dec 2012 01:08 PM
grampy    [TotalFark]  
Strip clubs. Putting the A$$ back in Mass.

11 Dec 2012 04:30 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
"We will never cram that many ping-pong balls in there again" 



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13 Dec 2012 12:27 PM
libranoelrose    [TotalFark]  
PATRONS MISSING THEIR LEFT TESTICLE PLEASE FORM A LINE ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF THE PARKING LOT

PATRONS MISSING THEIR RIGHT TESTICLE PLEASE FORM A LINE ON THE NORTH SIDE OF THE PARKING LOT

VOTING SHOULD BE ENABLED BY DEFAULT IN CONTEST THREADS

14 Dec 2012 04:40 AM
ComicBookGuy     
Do you enjoy being blown? Up?

14 Dec 2012 09:05 AM
kkinnison     
We're the lace on the night gown, wherever it touchdown,
yes we put the spring in springfield.

14 Dec 2012 09:09 AM
GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve     
We're re-erecting. You should too!

14 Dec 2012 09:11 AM
stevarooni    [TotalFark]  
The next explosion's in your pants!

14 Dec 2012 09:11 AM
Gunny Highway     
Come blow your wad!

14 Dec 2012 09:12 AM
Drewdad     
No door charge if you carry away 5 lbs. or more of rubble.

14 Dec 2012 09:14 AM
DECMATH     
It's an explosion of strip club savings at Menard's!

14 Dec 2012 09:18 AM
natewill     
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14 Dec 2012 09:19 AM
Carn     
We don't have gas anymore, so we won't explode on you, unless you're into that.

14 Dec 2012 09:20 AM
farkmedown     
Come back to us! We're pre-disastered!

14 Dec 2012 09:21 AM
StarSys     
Our girls are HOT!

14 Dec 2012 09:28 AM
Ghengis_Socrates     
You live in a shiathole, come see some pretty holes.

14 Dec 2012 09:38 AM
Frankenstorm     
Our ladies nipples explode with delight!

14 Dec 2012 09:40 AM
Frankenstorm     
Our ladies' nipples explode with delight!

/FTFM

14 Dec 2012 09:41 AM
olapbill     
last month we blew 10 people all at once.

14 Dec 2012 09:48 AM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  
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Boom Goes the Dynamite

14 Dec 2012 09:52 AM
Sofa King Smart     
Gas is gone... but the girls are still smoking hot!

speaking of smoldering craters... your mom says 'hi'.

14 Dec 2012 09:52 AM
rikkitikkitavi     
You'll get blown. Away.

14 Dec 2012 09:53 AM
Englebert Slaptyback     
Find some trouble in our rubble!

14 Dec 2012 09:54 AM
Lillya     
Come on down for some nice ash!

14 Dec 2012 10:02 AM
FTDA     
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/I got nothing.

14 Dec 2012 10:06 AM
FTDA     
Your job blows, so do our dancers and our alcohol is still way beyond the top shelf.

14 Dec 2012 10:13 AM
gregdc3     
Tits, Legs, and Ass! In no particular arrangement!

14 Dec 2012 10:25 AM
RevLovejoy     
Come On Donwtown! We're Still In Our Refractory Period!

14 Dec 2012 10:41 AM
cabinderada     
Springfield...It's Blowin' Up!!

14 Dec 2012 10:44 AM
TrollingForColumbine     
Jumping South Mass it's a GAS GAS GAS

14 Dec 2012 11:05 AM
Guuberre     
It's Raining Men! (Hallelujah!)

14 Dec 2012 12:17 PM
HighlanderRPI     
Our gas company employees probe deep, you can too

14 Dec 2012 07:59 PM
dalverian     
Business is booming!

14 Dec 2012 10:40 PM
Even reverse cowgirls get the blues     
You'll have a blast in Downtown Springfield!

15 Dec 2012 11:05 PM
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