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10 Dec 2012 03:17 PM   |   8542 clicks   |   Sun News Network
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L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  
scienceblogs.com

10 Dec 2012 01:21 PM
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CheetahOlivetti    [TotalFark]  
Wait a minute. Herpes monkey??

10 Dec 2012 02:10 PM
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UberDave    [TotalFark]  
Pray for Mojo.

10 Dec 2012 02:11 PM
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ordinarysteve     
fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net

10 Dec 2012 03:19 PM
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vevolis     
I was THERE... but I parked near the Christmas tree lot and I banked the commotion up to "stupid holiday shoppers". I would have liked to have seen a monkey this holiday season, Herpes B be damned.

10 Dec 2012 03:20 PM
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meatofmystery     

ordinarysteve:


I laughed way too hard at this

10 Dec 2012 03:20 PM
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Marshall Willenholly     
So it is illegal to own a monkey in Ontario because it has the potential to have herpes? Where's the logic in that?

10 Dec 2012 03:20 PM
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cgraves67     
Geeze. You get out of your cage for a few hours and suddenly everyone thinks you have Herpes.

10 Dec 2012 03:20 PM
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umrdyldo     
Anyone seen Macaque?

10 Dec 2012 03:22 PM
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Resident Muslim     
Was it taunted?

10 Dec 2012 03:22 PM
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Raging Thespian    [TotalFark]  

Marshall Willenholly: So it is illegal to own a monkey in Ontario because it has the potential to have herpes? Where's the logic in that?


Fun fact: Slavery was outlawed for the same reason.

10 Dec 2012 03:23 PM
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pippi longstocking     
For a minute there I thought something happened to the president.

10 Dec 2012 03:24 PM
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justanotherfarkinfarker     
I'm vac'd against hep B. Guess I can pet that monkey.

10 Dec 2012 03:24 PM
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justanotherfarkinfarker     
Ohhh herp B... nevermind. I'm not even gonna google that.

10 Dec 2012 03:26 PM
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oldfarthenry    [TotalFark]  
*yesterday in the Ikea cafeteria*
`That kid over there keeps throwing meatballs at me. Wait a minute - that's not a kid - and these aren't meatballs! AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!"

10 Dec 2012 03:26 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

ordinarysteve: [fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net image 427x753]


i.imgur.com

10 Dec 2012 03:28 PM
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silverjets     

Marshall Willenholly: So it is illegal to own a monkey in Ontario because it has the potential to have herpes? Where's the logic in that?


It's not illegal because of the herpes potential, it is illegal because the monkey is an exotic animal.

10 Dec 2012 03:28 PM
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THX 1138     
distilleryimage6.s3.amazonaws.com

10 Dec 2012 03:29 PM
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Smoky Dragon Dish    [TotalFark]  

silverjets: Marshall Willenholly: So it is illegal to own a monkey in Ontario because it has the potential to have herpes? Where's the logic in that?

It's not illegal because of the herpes potential, it is illegal because the monkey is an exotic animal.


If it were God's will for me to get herpes, I would rather get it the normal way.

10 Dec 2012 03:30 PM
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ha-ha-guy     
I have a coworker who had a Capuchin monkey. He was from Argentina and had found it at a young age with its rear leg disfigured, so he'd adopted it. Apparently he had a bear of a time getting him into the states. Awesome monkey, except he had a nasty Coke habit (soda kind). He was able to get the break room fridge open and open the cola can on his own. I loved the expression of resident engineers who were on their first day in the office when a monkey strolled by with a can of soda.

/eventually HR found out we had a monkey hanging out in the cube farm and disciplined his owner for bringing the monkey in
//rumor was HR was afraid that the monkey could be trained to do their job

10 Dec 2012 03:32 PM
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THX 1138     
i8.photobucket.com

10 Dec 2012 03:35 PM
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Arkanaut     

CheetahOlivetti: Wait a minute. Herpes monkey??


Whatever you do, please resist the urge to spank it.

10 Dec 2012 03:35 PM
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Shakespeare's Monkey    [TotalFark]  

Marshall Willenholly: So it is illegal to own a monkey in Ontario because it has the potential to have herpes? Where's the logic in that?


Clearly you've never partied with a monkey.

10 Dec 2012 03:35 PM
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cgraves67     

Smoky Dragon Dish: silverjets: Marshall Willenholly: So it is illegal to own a monkey in Ontario because it has the potential to have herpes? Where's the logic in that?

It's not illegal because of the herpes potential, it is illegal because the monkey is an exotic animal.

If it were God's will for me to get herpes, I would rather get it the normal way.


Sharing a soda with a friend who has a cold sore?

10 Dec 2012 03:35 PM
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Day_Old_Dutchie     

10 Dec 2012 03:36 PM
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probesport     
Everybody's got something to hide

/except for me
//and my monkey.

10 Dec 2012 03:36 PM
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DirkTheDaring     
i48.tinypic.com

10 Dec 2012 03:37 PM
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TheOther     
cgraves67: Smoky Dragon Dish: silverjets: Marshall Willenholly: So it is illegal to own a monkey in Ontario because it has the potential to have herpes? Where's the logic in that?

It's not illegal because of the herpes potential, it is illegal because the monkey is an exotic animal.

If it were God's will for me to get herpes, I would rather get it the normal way.

Sharing a soda with a friend who has a cold sore?


Buying the monkey dinner first?

10 Dec 2012 03:37 PM
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JonnyBGoode    [TotalFark]  
Rock out with macaque out.

10 Dec 2012 03:37 PM
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Tommy Moo     
Someone post a pic of that monkey in the coat strutting around the street like a badass. I GISed "badass monkey strut," but I couldn't find it.

10 Dec 2012 03:37 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
www.dadsbigplan.com

10 Dec 2012 03:38 PM
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THX 1138     

Tommy Moo: Someone post a pic of that monkey in the coat strutting around the street like a badass. I GISed "badass monkey strut," but I couldn't find it.


This one?

twitpic.com

10 Dec 2012 03:39 PM
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Hoboclown     
Rhesus Christ!

10 Dec 2012 03:39 PM
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Smoky Dragon Dish    [TotalFark]  

TheOther: cgraves67: Smoky Dragon Dish: silverjets: Marshall Willenholly: So it is illegal to own a monkey in Ontario because it has the potential to have herpes? Where's the logic in that?

It's not illegal because of the herpes potential, it is illegal because the monkey is an exotic animal.

If it were God's will for me to get herpes, I would rather get it the normal way.

Sharing a soda with a friend who has a cold sore?

Buying the monkey dinner first?


I've dated worse than that monkey.

10 Dec 2012 03:39 PM
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Gunny Highway    [TotalFark]  
www.enemyofpeanuts.com

/because it is my favorite image ever

10 Dec 2012 03:40 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

Tommy Moo: Someone post a pic of that monkey in the coat strutting around the street like a badass. I GISed "badass monkey strut," but I couldn't find it.


i.huffpost.com

i.huffpost.com

10 Dec 2012 03:41 PM
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DirkTheDaring     
Well, that was miserable. But, I found a better one:
i48.tinypic.com

10 Dec 2012 03:42 PM
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wildcardjack     
It is adorable in that coat, but it's still not a great idea to mix a tropical aminal and Canada.

10 Dec 2012 03:44 PM
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Smoky Dragon Dish    [TotalFark]  

wildcardjack: It is adorable in that coat, but it's still not a great idea to mix a tropical aminal and Canada.


Yeah, mixing an aminal with Canada is like mixing skim milk with vodak.

10 Dec 2012 03:47 PM
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oldfarthenry    [TotalFark]  

Smoky Dragon Dish: wildcardjack: It is adorable in that coat, but it's still not a great idea to mix a tropical aminal and Canada.

Yeah, mixing an aminal with Canada is like mixing skim milk with vodak.


The little poo-flinger was lucky he didn't get eaten by wolves, bears or Stephen Harper!

10 Dec 2012 03:49 PM
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TheOther     
ChipNASA: Tommy Moo: Someone post a pic of that monkey in the coat strutting around the street like a badass. I GISed "badass monkey strut," but I couldn't find it.

[i.huffpost.com image 570x504]


Not sure if racist...

10 Dec 2012 03:50 PM
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Perducci     

Marshall Willenholly: So it is illegal to own a monkey in Ontario because it has the potential to have herpes? Where's the logic in that?


The same law is in place across Canada. This is why we had to get rid of Pamela Anderson.

10 Dec 2012 03:51 PM
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Smoky Dragon Dish    [TotalFark]  

oldfarthenry: Smoky Dragon Dish: wildcardjack: It is adorable in that coat, but it's still not a great idea to mix a tropical aminal and Canada.

Yeah, mixing an aminal with Canada is like mixing skim milk with vodak.

The little poo-flinger was lucky he didn't get eaten by wolves, bears or Stephen Harper!


Hockey player? And he would eat a monkey because of the NHL lockout?

10 Dec 2012 03:51 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

TheOther: ChipNASA: Tommy Moo: Someone post a pic of that monkey in the coat strutting around the street like a badass. I GISed "badass monkey strut," but I couldn't find it.

[i.huffpost.com image 570x504]

Not sure if racist...


Oh but this is OK then.....

www.mikecornelison.com

10 Dec 2012 03:52 PM
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THX 1138     

wildcardjack: it's still not a great idea to mix a tropical aminal and Canada.


That monkey was about a hundred miles farther south than Portland, OR.

10 Dec 2012 03:52 PM
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ModernPrimitive01     
daveintexas.files.wordpress.com

At least no one taunted him, lord only knows what would have happened next

10 Dec 2012 03:52 PM
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ordinarysteve     

Smoky Dragon Dish: oldfarthenry: Smoky Dragon Dish: wildcardjack: It is adorable in that coat, but it's still not a great idea to mix a tropical aminal and Canada.

Yeah, mixing an aminal with Canada is like mixing skim milk with vodak.

The little poo-flinger was lucky he didn't get eaten by wolves, bears or Stephen Harper!

Hockey player? And he would eat a monkey because of the NHL lockout?


That's our prime minister. And I would have you know that he eats human babies exclusively.

10 Dec 2012 03:53 PM
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Gunny Highway    [TotalFark]  

ChipNASA: TheOther: ChipNASA: Tommy Moo: Someone post a pic of that monkey in the coat strutting around the street like a badass. I GISed "badass monkey strut," but I couldn't find it.

[i.huffpost.com image 570x504]

Not sure if racist...

Oh but this is OK then.....

[www.mikecornelison.com image 283x125]


It is almost like you did it on purpose.

Go back to the shiat tab.

10 Dec 2012 03:54 PM
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TheraTx     
it's just biding its time until it can rip your throat out. Preferably in your sleep.

10 Dec 2012 03:55 PM
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Smoky Dragon Dish    [TotalFark]  

ModernPrimitive01: [daveintexas.files.wordpress.com image 325x451]

At least no one taunted him, lord only knows what would have happened next


Monkeys are funny because they're just like us...

img.gawkerassets.com

10 Dec 2012 03:55 PM
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