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   Blue lips, Satanic nips, and what IS that on your face, son? It must be this week's Mugshot Roundup

10 Dec 2012 05:07 PM   |   19032 clicks   |   The Smoking Gun
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OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  
#6 and #11 to my chambers, the rest, thank you, we'll contact you later.....

10 Dec 2012 03:09 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
Arrested for battery
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Apparently, it's an Energizer

10 Dec 2012 03:15 PM
markie_farkie    [TotalFark]  
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"These are mah summer teef.. Summer there, summer not"

10 Dec 2012 03:18 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

OtherLittleGuy: #6 and #11 to my chambers, the rest, thank you, we'll contact you later.....


Minor & Batterer...

Well, have fun.

10 Dec 2012 03:26 PM
Godscrack     
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10 Dec 2012 03:41 PM
markie_farkie    [TotalFark]  
No voting?

10 Dec 2012 03:46 PM
cretinbob     
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Guess where he(?) hides his(?) pot.....

10 Dec 2012 03:48 PM
cretinbob     

markie_farkie: No voting?


has to go full on green, but yeah I'd have hit the "funny" button a couple of times already.

10 Dec 2012 03:48 PM
AdolfOliverPanties     
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My hair is a necklace. Your argument is invalid.

10 Dec 2012 03:58 PM
Ed Finnerty     
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Gesundheit!

10 Dec 2012 04:42 PM
minoridiot     
It's not a proper Mugshot Roundup without a hidden tranny.

10 Dec 2012 04:44 PM
dahmers love zombie    [TotalFark]  

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Gesundheit!


Is that...a q-tip or something? Like, jammed into his eye? You'd think maybe they'd have that removed before taking his farking booking photo.

10 Dec 2012 04:52 PM
SmackLT    [TotalFark]  

dahmers love zombie: Is that...a q-tip or something? Like, jammed into his eye? You'd think maybe they'd have that removed before taking his farking booking photo.


Maybe it's the only thing holding his eyeball in

10 Dec 2012 05:08 PM
Shadow Blasko     
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You'll regret it for the rest of your life, but you'll never have a better story.. So .. go for it.

10 Dec 2012 05:10 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Who the hell dropped ass!?

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10 Dec 2012 05:11 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

Shadow Blasko: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

You'll regret it for the rest of your life, but you'll never have a better story.. So .. go for it.


Just don't give her your real name, address or phone number

/there's stalking crazy behind them eyes

10 Dec 2012 05:12 PM
Derkins     
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I don't even wanna know...

10 Dec 2012 05:14 PM
TomD9938     
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"Well... he said he was German, then he gave me lots of beer, then I woke up smelling like this."

10 Dec 2012 05:14 PM
GypsyJoker     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Shadow Blasko: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

You'll regret it for the rest of your life, but you'll never have a better story.. So .. go for it.

Just don't give her your real name, address or phone number

/there's stalking crazy behind them eyes


... dead, lifeless eyes. Like a doll's eyes....

10 Dec 2012 05:15 PM
skinink     
"No, I didn't blow Papa Smurf. Why do you ask?"


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10 Dec 2012 05:15 PM
derpy     

OtherLittleGuy: #6 and #11 to my chambers, the rest, thank you, we'll contact you later.....


#6: Arrested for being a minor in possession of alcohol.

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10 Dec 2012 05:16 PM
Ennuipoet     

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I don't even wanna know...


I really hope that is chocolate all over his face.

10 Dec 2012 05:18 PM
oh_please     

Derkins: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x376]

I don't even wanna know...


Looks like he killed his first deer.

10 Dec 2012 05:19 PM
Banned on the Run     
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/different eye color, but close
//Biily Joe has more makeup

10 Dec 2012 05:20 PM
Mad_Radhu     

derpy: OtherLittleGuy: #6 and #11 to my chambers, the rest, thank you, we'll contact you later.....

#6: Arrested for being a minor in possession of alcohol.

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Flag down! The ages of 18 years and 20 years plus 364 days still count as a "minor" when it comes to alcohol, so we're going to have to give you a ten years penalty for illegal use of Hansen.

10 Dec 2012 05:22 PM
Mad_Radhu     

Mad_Radhu: ten years yards penalty


10 Dec 2012 05:23 PM
Heathen    [TotalFark]  

Mad_Radhu: Mad_Radhu: ten years yards yard penalty


10 Dec 2012 05:25 PM
Mad_Radhu     

Heathen: Mad_Radhu: Mad_Radhu: ten years yards yard penalty


Thank you. I was so fixed on one mistake I missed the other.

10 Dec 2012 05:27 PM
Leo Bloom's Freakout     

derpy: OtherLittleGuy: #6 and #11 to my chambers, the rest, thank you, we'll contact you later.....

#6: Arrested for being a minor in possession of alcohol.

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In this instance, minor could mean under 21, but leaves room over 18, ya?

10 Dec 2012 05:27 PM
Leo Bloom's Freakout     
Or what Mad_Radhu said...

10 Dec 2012 05:28 PM
ehahn     
That one dude looks like he has shiat on his face! Someone gave him a good old "Dirty Sanchez!"

10 Dec 2012 05:31 PM
Mad_Radhu     
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10 Dec 2012 05:31 PM
Heathen    [TotalFark]  

Mad_Radhu: Heathen: Mad_Radhu: Mad_Radhu: ten years yards yard penalty

Thank you. I was so fixed on one mistake I missed the other.


it's cool, actually the use of hansen at the wrong time would basically be the same as holding in the end zone by the offense resulting in a safety, loss of possession, and forced to punt from the 20 yard line. Or perhaps it would be akin to a personal foul, unnecessary cock punching by number 18 of the defense, half the distance to the goal, automatic 1st down. Further as a result of the play number 18 is ejected from the game, forever shamed, and fined $25,000.

Why yes I am bored, why do you ask?

10 Dec 2012 05:35 PM
jst3p    [TotalFark]  

Leo Bloom's Freakout: derpy: OtherLittleGuy: #6 and #11 to my chambers, the rest, thank you, we'll contact you later.....

#6: Arrested for being a minor in possession of alcohol.

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In this instance, minor could mean under 21, but leaves room over 18, ya?


16 and 17 are legal in some states too.

10 Dec 2012 05:36 PM
Smeggy Smurf    [TotalFark]  

jst3p: Leo Bloom's Freakout: derpy: OtherLittleGuy: #6 and #11 to my chambers, the rest, thank you, we'll contact you later.....

#6: Arrested for being a minor in possession of alcohol.

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In this instance, minor could mean under 21, but leaves room over 18, ya?

16 and 17 are legal in some states too.


True but the older they get the more they know. I'd rather bang a MILF slut than a teenager that doesn't know a damned thing about sucking dick.

10 Dec 2012 05:40 PM
Forbidden Doughnut    [TotalFark]  
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"It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."

10 Dec 2012 05:45 PM
LevonLongoria     

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You'll regret it for the rest of your life, but you'll never have a better story.. So .. go for it.


No. Don't do it. I'm going through hell right now because I stuck it in crazy; divorce, bankruptcy, job loss, and hospitals. Don't do it, man. Leave town before she bonds out.

10 Dec 2012 05:46 PM
jst3p    [TotalFark]  

LevonLongoria: Shadow Blasko: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

You'll regret it for the rest of your life, but you'll never have a better story.. So .. go for it.

No. Don't do it. I'm going through hell right now because I stuck it in crazy; divorce, bankruptcy, job loss, and hospitals. Don't do it, man. Leave town before she bonds out.


Sticking your dick in crazy is fun. Marrying it is the problem.


/trust me I know

10 Dec 2012 05:48 PM
Valiente     

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Guess where he(?) hides his(?) pot.....


Urkel's having a rough...uh..."transitioning".

10 Dec 2012 05:56 PM
Babwa Wawa     
satanic nips?

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10 Dec 2012 05:57 PM
Valiente     

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Gesundheit!


It sucks to be mistaken for a corkboard. Ow.

10 Dec 2012 05:57 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club     
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10 Dec 2012 05:57 PM
otto the bull     
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10 Dec 2012 05:57 PM
no icon tact     
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Candice Marie and Keith are NOT going to be happy with Ray's activities tonight!

10 Dec 2012 05:58 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

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Frikkin perfect

/well done

10 Dec 2012 06:03 PM
AbsentFriends     

Derkins: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x376]

I don't even wanna know...


He was arrested for DUI. Look pretty shiatfaced to me.

10 Dec 2012 06:05 PM
no icon tact     
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10 Dec 2012 06:15 PM
no icon tact     
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Antoine?

10 Dec 2012 06:21 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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10 Dec 2012 06:21 PM
rnatalie    [TotalFark]  
Wild Thing?
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10 Dec 2012 06:28 PM
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