How great thou art submitter.

/dnrtfa

Late entry to HOTY.

This wouldn't have happened if the organist had been armed.

Or something.

Couldn't wait for the service to end?

"Pennsylvania is Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between" - James Carville

Did they stop to pray for her before grabbing the man and holding him down? NO? Heathens!! Teh powah of prayer would have saved her..


/got nuttin

Heard "hot crossed buns" one too many times apparently.

Shot her right in the pew.

See, folks, this is why you should never stray from God. I dont understand how someone can hear about a story like this and not see it as a sign that Jesus is trying to tell us something.

Thou shall not kill the organist, unless at the circus.

jaytkay: "Pennsylvania is Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between" - James Carville

It's called Pennsyltucky thankyouverymuch

fusillade762: This wouldn't have happened if the organist had been armed.

Or something.

0/10

killer riffs.

Did he use a "missle"?

uncleacid: Shot her right in the pew.

That would have been a better headline.

uncleacid: Shot her right in the pew.

argh, i was going to do "pew pew pew"

/move over, i got the aisle seat

That's one Hell of a note

fusillade762: This wouldn't have happened if the organist had been armed.

Or something.

And maybe they could have held a note. Or carried a tune.

To be fair, he just threw holy water on her.

How was he supposed to know she was a DEMON FROM HELL!!! OH! OOOOOOH!

 

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I suppose he had an inferiority complex from constantly hearing the church's giant organ compared to his little pianist.

jaytkay: "Pennsylvania is Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between" - James Carville

Pretty much.

/Pennsyltucky resident
//We're not all bad
///Some of us even love slashies!

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Did you hear about the streaker who ran into church one Sunday morning? He ran up on the platform, around the piano, and then the minister finally caught him - by the organ.

giftedmadness: fusillade762: This wouldn't have happened if the organist had been armed.

Or something.

0/10

I guess I shouldn't expect you to recognize the difference between trolling and sarcasm.

He just wanted to make her more holy in the eyes of the congregation.

His aim B sharp.

YESSSSS it's not Florida!

So I guess the organist wasn't doing a good job playing his organ at home.

These are things that make you go hymmmmn.