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10 Dec 2012 11:18 PM   |   5262 clicks   |   WGAL 8
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AbbeySomeone     
How great thou art submitter.

/dnrtfa

10 Dec 2012 09:29 PM
Mangoose     
Late entry to HOTY.

10 Dec 2012 09:30 PM
fusillade762     
This wouldn't have happened if the organist had been armed.

Or something.

10 Dec 2012 10:07 PM
JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  
Couldn't wait for the service to end?

10 Dec 2012 11:19 PM
jaytkay    [TotalFark]  
"Pennsylvania is Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between" - James Carville

10 Dec 2012 11:20 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     
Did they stop to pray for her before grabbing the man and holding him down? NO? Heathens!! Teh powah of prayer would have saved her..


/got nuttin

10 Dec 2012 11:21 PM
theknuckler_33     
Heard "hot crossed buns" one too many times apparently.

10 Dec 2012 11:22 PM
uncleacid     
Shot her right in the pew.

10 Dec 2012 11:26 PM
poe_zlaw     
See, folks, this is why you should never stray from God. I dont understand how someone can hear about a story like this and not see it as a sign that Jesus is trying to tell us something.

10 Dec 2012 11:27 PM
Nothing To See Here     
Thou shall not kill the organist, unless at the circus.

10 Dec 2012 11:29 PM
Dougie AXP     

jaytkay: "Pennsylvania is Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between" - James Carville


It's called Pennsyltucky thankyouverymuch

10 Dec 2012 11:33 PM
giftedmadness     

fusillade762: This wouldn't have happened if the organist had been armed.

Or something.


0/10

10 Dec 2012 11:38 PM
maggoo     
killer riffs.

10 Dec 2012 11:39 PM
RoyHobbs22     
Did he use a "missle"?

10 Dec 2012 11:51 PM
Phony_Soldier     

uncleacid: Shot her right in the pew.


That would have been a better headline.

10 Dec 2012 11:55 PM
whither_apophis     

uncleacid: Shot her right in the pew.


argh, i was going to do "pew pew pew"

/move over, i got the aisle seat

10 Dec 2012 11:55 PM
sugardave    [TotalFark]  
That's one Hell of a note

10 Dec 2012 11:59 PM
Just another Heartland Weirdass     

fusillade762: This wouldn't have happened if the organist had been armed.

Or something.


And maybe they could have held a note. Or carried a tune.

11 Dec 2012 12:24 AM
KelvinTheClown     
To be fair, he just threw holy water on her.

How was he supposed to know she was a DEMON FROM HELL!!! OH! OOOOOOH!

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11 Dec 2012 12:27 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste    [TotalFark]  
I suppose he had an inferiority complex from constantly hearing the church's giant organ compared to his little pianist.

11 Dec 2012 12:48 AM
GloomCookie613     

jaytkay: "Pennsylvania is Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between" - James Carville


Pretty much.

/Pennsyltucky resident
//We're not all bad
///Some of us even love slashies!

11 Dec 2012 12:53 AM
JDIAH GDizzleCKY     
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11 Dec 2012 01:33 AM
peasants_are_revolting     
Did you hear about the streaker who ran into church one Sunday morning? He ran up on the platform, around the piano, and then the minister finally caught him - by the organ.

11 Dec 2012 01:37 AM
fusillade762     

giftedmadness: fusillade762: This wouldn't have happened if the organist had been armed.

Or something.

0/10


I guess I shouldn't expect you to recognize the difference between trolling and sarcasm.

11 Dec 2012 02:52 AM
detritus     
He just wanted to make her more holy in the eyes of the congregation.

11 Dec 2012 03:46 AM
sexorcisst     
His aim B sharp.

11 Dec 2012 04:25 AM
fickle floridian     
YESSSSS it's not Florida!

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11 Dec 2012 05:36 AM
flynn80     
So I guess the organist wasn't doing a good job playing his organ at home.

11 Dec 2012 09:43 AM
LordSunder     
These are things that make you go hymmmmn.

11 Dec 2012 12:18 PM
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