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   Although the Mayan Apocalypse is going to be rough on us all at first, in the big picture it will be great for medical research

11 Dec 2012 08:25 AM   |   6719 clicks   |   Mother Nature Network
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theknuckler_33     
My dog will want steak.

11 Dec 2012 08:33 AM
ghall3     
Reducing the world population and pushing the reset button on world politics will also be a nice change of pace.

Personally I hope I end up in one of the nicer parts of Fallout.

11 Dec 2012 08:36 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     
"Oddly, despite censoring for major known sources of bias (e.g., astronauts currently aboard the International Space Station, as well as zombies, the undead, the Grateful Dead, Dungeons and Dragons players, men who have read Fifty Shades of Grey and other similar beings likely to be unaffected by the apocalypse), the obliteration group does not fall to 0," the researchers wrote. "We have dubbed this slow rise in the obliteration curve the 'zombie repopulation.'"


i call your bluff. NO MAN has ever read Fifty Shades of Grey

he'd just read the first page and start saying "gay" repeatedly

11 Dec 2012 08:37 AM
BronyMedic     

Jon iz teh kewl: i call your bluff. NO MAN has ever read Fifty Shades of Grey

he'd just read the first page and start saying "gay" repeatedly


Hey. I managed to read the first sentence of the first book of Twilight. "My name is Stephanie Meyers. I never thought I'd f*ck a vampire...."

11 Dec 2012 08:40 AM
QueenMamaBee    [TotalFark]  
I start call on the 21st.... come on apocalypse!!

11 Dec 2012 08:50 AM
Public Savant     
How fitting - the daycare is closed on the 21st... Now I know how the world ends..

11 Dec 2012 08:52 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     

Public Savant: How fitting - the daycare is closed on the 21st... Now I know how the world ends..


he's like rush he can't stop thinking Big

11 Dec 2012 08:56 AM
Notabunny    [TotalFark]  

11 Dec 2012 09:00 AM
Anne.Uumellmahaye    [TotalFark]  
Wth does "tongue-in-cheek" mean? I mean, I know it means they're kidding, but is that a thing? I want to indicate that I'm kidding you do I should poke my cheek hard enough with my tongue that it's externally visible?

11 Dec 2012 09:00 AM
david_gaithersburg     
My wife is a GCP auditor, she should get a kick out of this. Thanks subby.

11 Dec 2012 09:02 AM
theresnothinglft     

ghall3: Reducing the world population and pushing the reset button on world politics will also be a nice change of pace.

Personally I hope I end up in one of the nicer parts of Fallout.


My luck i'll be living in Megaton when the kid from vault 101 takes the evil path.

11 Dec 2012 09:25 AM
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier    [TotalFark]  
Maybe now I'll be able to get a parking spot.

11 Dec 2012 09:39 AM
luktti     
MMMMM... Zombie.

No worries, no bills, SO stops nagging.

SWEET

11 Dec 2012 09:40 AM
pute kisses like a man     

ghall3: Reducing the world population and pushing the reset button on world politics will also be a nice change of pace.

Personally I hope I end up in one of the nicer parts of Fallout.


yeah, like a part that has cars. tired of all this damn walking

11 Dec 2012 09:46 AM
brandied     
So it's the 21st? I thought it was that and then someone told me it was the 12th.

I'm hoping for a big change.

11 Dec 2012 09:48 AM
BigBooper     
The Mayan apocalypse won't be from zombies, but from an asteroid strike. Those of us who aren't vaporized, or die in the global firestorm, will slowly freeze or starve to death.

Frankly, I'm hoping to be one of the lucky ones who are killed instantly.

/The Road did a good job describing how fun it will be for the "survivors"

11 Dec 2012 09:53 AM
Latinwolf    [TotalFark]  
Well if it's zombies, they'll probably be lead by her:
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You should see her in leather and boots.

11 Dec 2012 10:14 AM
MBooda     
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11 Dec 2012 11:09 AM
Surool     
Only a couple more weeks of morons bringing up the imaginary Mayan Apocalypse which is neither Mayan or a predicted apocalypse.

11 Dec 2012 02:16 PM
47 is the new 42     

BigBooper: The Mayan apocalypse won't be from zombies, but from an asteroid strike. Those of us who aren't vaporized, or die in the global firestorm, will slowly freeze or starve to death.

Frankly, I'm hoping to be one of the lucky ones who are killed instantly.

/The Road did a good job describing how fun it will be for the "survivors"


Actually it's both. You see, the asteroid will hit a nuclear power plant, but then all the radiation will bring the employees back as zombies. Duh!

/end joke

11 Dec 2012 05:59 PM
MBooda     

BigBooper: The Mayan apocalypse won't be from zombies, but from an asteroid strike.


Well then it's really out of date, on the order of 65 million years.
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/pretty goddamn geographically accurate, though

11 Dec 2012 06:14 PM
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