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   It's never good when you get branded as the neighborhood's 'overzealous nudist'

11 Dec 2012 10:44 AM   |   6990 clicks   |   Courier Mail
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Why am I not surprised it's some old dude. Nudists are rarely who you hope they'll be.

11 Dec 2012 09:25 AM
Shadow Blasko     

Sybarite: Why am I not surprised it's some old dude. Nudists are rarely who you hope they'll be.


But some times... SOME TIMES... they are.

/The class of 91 still misses you Amanda... you and those perfect breasts you used to love showing off every night from your window....

11 Dec 2012 09:36 AM
UberDave    [TotalFark]  

Sybarite: Why am I not surprised it's some old dude. Nudists are rarely who you hope they'll be.


Exactly. Why can't it be the 21-year old half-Asian chick that lives across the street?!

11 Dec 2012 10:18 AM
Clemkadidlefark     

Sybarite: Why am I not surprised it's some old dude. Nudists are rarely who you hope they'll be.


This

11 Dec 2012 10:46 AM
darth_badger     
Buck Nekkid?

11 Dec 2012 10:47 AM
Arkanaut    [TotalFark]  
Branded? That sounds a bit harsh. They could have just applied one of those temporary tattoos.

11 Dec 2012 10:48 AM
snocone    [TotalFark]  
You don't go to fantasyland with the nudes you want, you go to fantasyland with the nudes you have.

11 Dec 2012 10:48 AM
Bit'O'Gristle     
Don't wanna see me naked? dont peer in my farking windows.

11 Dec 2012 10:52 AM
MBooda     
It's ALWAYS good when a nudist gets branded.

11 Dec 2012 10:56 AM
cgraves67    [TotalFark]  
I have a humorous mental image of chasing a naked guy around with a red-hot branding iron.

11 Dec 2012 10:57 AM
I May Be Crazy But...     

Bit'O'Gristle: Don't wanna see me naked? dont peer in my farking windows.


Amen to that. My SO is worried that someone will see me when I'm sitting around the house in my underwear, but I'm more worried that whoever's peaking in the window will fall from the 5th floor.

11 Dec 2012 10:59 AM
Random Anonymous Blackmail     
cgraves67

I have a humorous mental image of chasing a naked guy around with a red-hot branding iron.

The pay isn't great but if you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life.

11 Dec 2012 11:04 AM
H31N0US     
I am going to guess that in this case "overzealous" is a euphemism for "unattractive".

11 Dec 2012 11:06 AM
pute kisses like a man     
i just moved to a new place and have not yet installed proper window treatments... so, whoops, sorry y'all.

11 Dec 2012 11:07 AM
flynn80     
Not if you live in the Playboy Mansion.

11 Dec 2012 11:11 AM
5monkeys    [TotalFark]  
These stories always freak me out. I am not a nudist, but I do forget to close the blinds every once in a while when I get out of the shower and go to my room to get dressed. Does that end up with you in court for exposing yourself if the wrong person is outside? Who knows anymore. People are such prudes these days.

11 Dec 2012 11:13 AM
megarian    [TotalFark]  
Overzealous Nudist might have to be my new band name.

11 Dec 2012 11:16 AM
Cybernetic    [TotalFark]  
There's a fine line between "zealous" and "overzealous".

11 Dec 2012 11:18 AM
Cybernetic    [TotalFark]  

5monkeys: These stories always freak me out. I am not a nudist, but I do forget to close the blinds every once in a while when I get out of the shower and go to my room to get dressed. Does that end up with you in court for exposing yourself if the wrong person is outside? Who knows anymore. People are such prudes these days.


I could swear that I saw an article linked on Fark that involved a lady walking down the sidewalk with her child, a guy getting out of his shower, and open blinds that allowed the guy to be observed from the sidewalk. IIRC, the guy was arrested.

11 Dec 2012 11:21 AM
the_celt    [TotalFark]  
I'm naked right now so I'm getting a kick.

/nudist or naturist
//older so I fit the Fark image
///lawn, you know the drill

11 Dec 2012 11:21 AM
Abuse Liability     
To everyone mentioning being naked on purpose or accident: Pics or it didn't happen.

11 Dec 2012 11:22 AM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
Overzealous nudist? You mean like the Visible Man(TM)? Strips to the skin and keeps on stripping?

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Hi, ho! Overzealous away!

11 Dec 2012 11:23 AM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
Sorry about the over-zealous photo. I don't know why it wasn't resized like big pictures usually are.

11 Dec 2012 11:24 AM
Mr. Cat Poop     
The 57-year-old, who cannot be named

Somebody tell Voldemort to put on some pants.

11 Dec 2012 11:24 AM
Amphipath     
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11 Dec 2012 11:24 AM
Cuthbert Allgood     
Never say never

//who wants to see my peener
//EIP

11 Dec 2012 11:25 AM
SuperChuck     

5monkeys: These stories always freak me out. I am not a nudist, but I do forget to close the blinds every once in a while when I get out of the shower and go to my room to get dressed. Does that end up with you in court for exposing yourself if the wrong person is outside? Who knows anymore. People are such prudes these days.


If you want, I could stare into your blinds for a few days and let you know if you're likely to get in any trouble

11 Dec 2012 11:25 AM
No Time To Explain     
So dude decides to get back at uppity neighbour by strolling through his own home in his birthday suit and the neighbour is offended?

/not news, but kinda funny showing how easily people get offended
//her offence offends me

11 Dec 2012 11:25 AM
skullkrusher     
After years of searching I have finally found a story I literally could not care less about!

11 Dec 2012 11:25 AM
I May Be Crazy But...     

Abuse Liability: To everyone mentioning being naked on purpose or accident: Pics or it didn't happen.


I'd prefer not to, if it's all the same. No need to spread the horror around.

11 Dec 2012 11:27 AM
highendmighty     
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Shazwazzas!

11 Dec 2012 11:32 AM
Lsherm    [TotalFark]  

5monkeys: These stories always freak me out. I am not a nudist, but I do forget to close the blinds every once in a while when I get out of the shower and go to my room to get dressed. Does that end up with you in court for exposing yourself if the wrong person is outside? Who knows anymore. People are such prudes these days.


*Checks Profile.*

You're a woman. You could masturbate in your front yard and not get arrested.

11 Dec 2012 11:33 AM
doczoidberg     
At least the judge here was reasonable, and didn't make the guy register as a sex offender.
I'm actually shocked to see a judge apply logic in his rul--

Oh, wait. This happened in Australia, not the US.

OK. Makes sense now.

11 Dec 2012 11:35 AM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
Take this quiz to see if you should be an overzealous nudist!

Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder,
Like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle,
When your balls hang low?

Scoring: (You should be so lucky.)

11 Dec 2012 11:35 AM
I May Be Crazy But...     

brantgoose: Take this quiz to see if you should be an overzealous nudist!

Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder,
Like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle,
When your balls hang low?

Scoring: (You should be so lucky.)


Depends on the temperature, really. Like most of us, I imagine.

11 Dec 2012 11:37 AM
strapp3r     
that man's nuts....grab 'em!

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11 Dec 2012 11:38 AM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club    [TotalFark]  

Lsherm: 5monkeys: These stories always freak me out. I am not a nudist, but I do forget to close the blinds every once in a while when I get out of the shower and go to my room to get dressed. Does that end up with you in court for exposing yourself if the wrong person is outside? Who knows anymore. People are such prudes these days.

*Checks Profile.*

You're a woman. You could masturbate in your front yard and not get arrested.


I think you are 100% wrong. I say that she would indeed be arrested.
Listen, 5monkeys. Me and this Lsherm guy need to settle a bet...

11 Dec 2012 11:41 AM
Abuse Liability     
He is in the privacy of his own home! Also, sex offender seems like an awfully shiatty moniker/title for such a little offense. I'm sure there are naked picture of myself out there (Don't judge, I was young and ICQ was in it's infancy). If a child were to peruse her mom's stash could i be arrested?

/feigned outrage in order to talk about my own exploits

11 Dec 2012 11:43 AM
Skywolf Philosopher     
Rude nude dudes = a good reason to own a BB gun

11 Dec 2012 11:43 AM
5monkeys    [TotalFark]  

Lsherm: 5monkeys: These stories always freak me out. I am not a nudist, but I do forget to close the blinds every once in a while when I get out of the shower and go to my room to get dressed. Does that end up with you in court for exposing yourself if the wrong person is outside? Who knows anymore. People are such prudes these days.

*Checks Profile.*

You're a woman. You could masturbate in your front yard and not get arrested.


That's only true if a dude saw me. If it was a mom walking with her little snowflakes, then I am a pervert trying to corrupt her kids.

11 Dec 2012 11:43 AM
I May Be Crazy But...     

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Lsherm: 5monkeys: These stories always freak me out. I am not a nudist, but I do forget to close the blinds every once in a while when I get out of the shower and go to my room to get dressed. Does that end up with you in court for exposing yourself if the wrong person is outside? Who knows anymore. People are such prudes these days.

*Checks Profile.*

You're a woman. You could masturbate in your front yard and not get arrested.

I think you are 100% wrong. I say that she would indeed be arrested.
Listen, 5monkeys. Me and this Lsherm guy need to settle a bet...


You're going to need plenty of observers to make sure everything is above board. I volunteer.

11 Dec 2012 11:44 AM
5monkeys    [TotalFark]  

Cybernetic: 5monkeys: These stories always freak me out. I am not a nudist, but I do forget to close the blinds every once in a while when I get out of the shower and go to my room to get dressed. Does that end up with you in court for exposing yourself if the wrong person is outside? Who knows anymore. People are such prudes these days.

I could swear that I saw an article linked on Fark that involved a lady walking down the sidewalk with her child, a guy getting out of his shower, and open blinds that allowed the guy to be observed from the sidewalk. IIRC, the guy was arrested.


That was the first article that I remember. Before that I had no nudity paranoia

11 Dec 2012 11:44 AM
I May Be Crazy But...     

Skywolf Philosopher: Rude nude dudes = a good reason to own a BB gun


GAH!

11 Dec 2012 11:49 AM
skyn_floote     
Clearly you don't know my neighbors

11 Dec 2012 11:54 AM
snocone    [TotalFark]  

I May Be Crazy But...: Skywolf Philosopher: Rude nude dudes = a good reason to own a BB gun

GAH!


Useless on a cold day.
We got 16" of Global Warming here in the past 2 days. Temp is 12F at noon.
In Minnesota, nudity is too scarse to be a problem. Just sayin'.

11 Dec 2012 11:56 AM
I May Be Crazy But...     

snocone: I May Be Crazy But...: Skywolf Philosopher: Rude nude dudes = a good reason to own a BB gun

GAH!

Useless on a cold day.
We got 16" of Global Warming here in the past 2 days. Temp is 12F at noon.
In Minnesota, nudity is too scarse to be a problem. Just sayin'.


Wow, takes a real man to be a nudist up north.

11 Dec 2012 11:58 AM
The One True TheDavid     

Shadow Blasko: Sybarite: Why am I not surprised it's some old dude. Nudists are rarely who you hope they'll be.

But some times... SOME TIMES... they are.

/The class of 91 still misses you Amanda... you and those perfect breasts you used to love showing off every night from your window....


That's not a nudist, that's a prick tease. Like the 18 year old blond who tanned naked in her back yard on a busy street behind a "privacy" fence that everybody knew had 3/4" gaps between the boards.

Then there are the gay men who tan naked on nude beaches in California, but they don't mean to tease everybody.

I've never met a lifestyle nudist I'd want to see naked.

11 Dec 2012 11:59 AM
The One True TheDavid     
Abuse Liability:

To everyone mentioning being naked on purpose or accident: Pics or it didn't happen.

I'm almost 50, 5'6" & 173#, balding, with a gap-toothed smile, big thick glasses, a scruffy mustache, a nearly bald and scrawny chest, a prominent beer gut, skinny legs and a medium-sized penis.

The line forms here. EIP.


(Why am I imagining a cricket symphony?)

11 Dec 2012 12:08 PM
The One True TheDavid     

I May Be Crazy But...: brantgoose:

Take this quiz to see if you should be an overzealous nudist!
[...]

Scoring: (You should be so lucky.)

Depends on the temperature, really. Like most of us, I imagine.


When it's below 40 F. I'm a human treasure hunt. 

"The map says it's here someplace. Look, see the X?"

11 Dec 2012 12:16 PM
LargeCanine     
You have to pay Sara Underwood to get naked.

Volunteer nudists are not people you wanna see.

11 Dec 2012 12:20 PM
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