Why am I not surprised it's some old dude. Nudists are rarely who you hope they'll be.

Sybarite: Why am I not surprised it's some old dude. Nudists are rarely who you hope they'll be.

But some times... SOME TIMES... they are.

/The class of 91 still misses you Amanda... you and those perfect breasts you used to love showing off every night from your window....

Sybarite: Why am I not surprised it's some old dude. Nudists are rarely who you hope they'll be.

Exactly. Why can't it be the 21-year old half-Asian chick that lives across the street?!

Sybarite: Why am I not surprised it's some old dude. Nudists are rarely who you hope they'll be.

This

Buck Nekkid?

Branded? That sounds a bit harsh. They could have just applied one of those temporary tattoos.

You don't go to fantasyland with the nudes you want, you go to fantasyland with the nudes you have.

Don't wanna see me naked? dont peer in my farking windows.

It's ALWAYS good when a nudist gets branded.

I have a humorous mental image of chasing a naked guy around with a red-hot branding iron.

Bit'O'Gristle: Don't wanna see me naked? dont peer in my farking windows.

Amen to that. My SO is worried that someone will see me when I'm sitting around the house in my underwear, but I'm more worried that whoever's peaking in the window will fall from the 5th floor.

cgraves67

I have a humorous mental image of chasing a naked guy around with a red-hot branding iron.

The pay isn't great but if you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life.

I am going to guess that in this case "overzealous" is a euphemism for "unattractive".

i just moved to a new place and have not yet installed proper window treatments... so, whoops, sorry y'all.

Not if you live in the Playboy Mansion.

These stories always freak me out. I am not a nudist, but I do forget to close the blinds every once in a while when I get out of the shower and go to my room to get dressed. Does that end up with you in court for exposing yourself if the wrong person is outside? Who knows anymore. People are such prudes these days.

Overzealous Nudist might have to be my new band name.

There's a fine line between "zealous" and "overzealous".

5monkeys: These stories always freak me out. I am not a nudist, but I do forget to close the blinds every once in a while when I get out of the shower and go to my room to get dressed. Does that end up with you in court for exposing yourself if the wrong person is outside? Who knows anymore. People are such prudes these days.

I could swear that I saw an article linked on Fark that involved a lady walking down the sidewalk with her child, a guy getting out of his shower, and open blinds that allowed the guy to be observed from the sidewalk. IIRC, the guy was arrested.

I'm naked right now so I'm getting a kick.

/nudist or naturist
//older so I fit the Fark image
///lawn, you know the drill

To everyone mentioning being naked on purpose or accident: Pics or it didn't happen.

Overzealous nudist? You mean like the Visible Man(^TM)? Strips to the skin and keeps on stripping?


Hi, ho! Overzealous away!

Sorry about the over-zealous photo. I don't know why it wasn't resized like big pictures usually are.

The 57-year-old, who cannot be named

Somebody tell Voldemort to put on some pants.

Never say never

//who wants to see my peener
//EIP

5monkeys: These stories always freak me out. I am not a nudist, but I do forget to close the blinds every once in a while when I get out of the shower and go to my room to get dressed. Does that end up with you in court for exposing yourself if the wrong person is outside? Who knows anymore. People are such prudes these days.

If you want, I could stare into your blinds for a few days and let you know if you're likely to get in any trouble

So dude decides to get back at uppity neighbour by strolling through his own home in his birthday suit and the neighbour is offended?

/not news, but kinda funny showing how easily people get offended
//her offence offends me

After years of searching I have finally found a story I literally could not care less about!

Abuse Liability: To everyone mentioning being naked on purpose or accident: Pics or it didn't happen.

I'd prefer not to, if it's all the same. No need to spread the horror around.

Shazwazzas!

5monkeys: These stories always freak me out. I am not a nudist, but I do forget to close the blinds every once in a while when I get out of the shower and go to my room to get dressed. Does that end up with you in court for exposing yourself if the wrong person is outside? Who knows anymore. People are such prudes these days.

*Checks Profile.*

You're a woman. You could masturbate in your front yard and not get arrested.

At least the judge here was reasonable, and didn't make the guy register as a sex offender.
I'm actually shocked to see a judge apply logic in his rul--

Oh, wait. This happened in Australia, not the US.

OK. Makes sense now.

Take this quiz to see if you should be an overzealous nudist!

Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder,
Like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle,
When your balls hang low?

Scoring: (You should be so lucky.)

brantgoose: Take this quiz to see if you should be an overzealous nudist!

Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder,
Like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle,
When your balls hang low?

Scoring: (You should be so lucky.)

Depends on the temperature, really. Like most of us, I imagine.

that man's nuts....grab 'em!

Lsherm: 5monkeys: These stories always freak me out. I am not a nudist, but I do forget to close the blinds every once in a while when I get out of the shower and go to my room to get dressed. Does that end up with you in court for exposing yourself if the wrong person is outside? Who knows anymore. People are such prudes these days.

*Checks Profile.*

You're a woman. You could masturbate in your front yard and not get arrested.

I think you are 100% wrong. I say that she would indeed be arrested.
Listen, 5monkeys. Me and this Lsherm guy need to settle a bet...

He is in the privacy of his own home! Also, sex offender seems like an awfully shiatty moniker/title for such a little offense. I'm sure there are naked picture of myself out there (Don't judge, I was young and ICQ was in it's infancy). If a child were to peruse her mom's stash could i be arrested?

/feigned outrage in order to talk about my own exploits

Rude nude dudes = a good reason to own a BB gun

Lsherm: 5monkeys: These stories always freak me out. I am not a nudist, but I do forget to close the blinds every once in a while when I get out of the shower and go to my room to get dressed. Does that end up with you in court for exposing yourself if the wrong person is outside? Who knows anymore. People are such prudes these days.

*Checks Profile.*

You're a woman. You could masturbate in your front yard and not get arrested.

That's only true if a dude saw me. If it was a mom walking with her little snowflakes, then I am a pervert trying to corrupt her kids.

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Lsherm: 5monkeys: These stories always freak me out. I am not a nudist, but I do forget to close the blinds every once in a while when I get out of the shower and go to my room to get dressed. Does that end up with you in court for exposing yourself if the wrong person is outside? Who knows anymore. People are such prudes these days.

*Checks Profile.*

You're a woman. You could masturbate in your front yard and not get arrested.

I think you are 100% wrong. I say that she would indeed be arrested.
Listen, 5monkeys. Me and this Lsherm guy need to settle a bet...

You're going to need plenty of observers to make sure everything is above board. I volunteer.

Cybernetic: 5monkeys: These stories always freak me out. I am not a nudist, but I do forget to close the blinds every once in a while when I get out of the shower and go to my room to get dressed. Does that end up with you in court for exposing yourself if the wrong person is outside? Who knows anymore. People are such prudes these days.

I could swear that I saw an article linked on Fark that involved a lady walking down the sidewalk with her child, a guy getting out of his shower, and open blinds that allowed the guy to be observed from the sidewalk. IIRC, the guy was arrested.

That was the first article that I remember. Before that I had no nudity paranoia

Skywolf Philosopher: Rude nude dudes = a good reason to own a BB gun

GAH!

Clearly you don't know my neighbors

I May Be Crazy But...: Skywolf Philosopher: Rude nude dudes = a good reason to own a BB gun

GAH!

Useless on a cold day.
We got 16" of Global Warming here in the past 2 days. Temp is 12F at noon.
In Minnesota, nudity is too scarse to be a problem. Just sayin'.

snocone: I May Be Crazy But...: Skywolf Philosopher: Rude nude dudes = a good reason to own a BB gun

GAH!

Useless on a cold day.
We got 16" of Global Warming here in the past 2 days. Temp is 12F at noon.
In Minnesota, nudity is too scarse to be a problem. Just sayin'.

Wow, takes a real man to be a nudist up north.

Shadow Blasko: Sybarite: Why am I not surprised it's some old dude. Nudists are rarely who you hope they'll be.

But some times... SOME TIMES... they are.

/The class of 91 still misses you Amanda... you and those perfect breasts you used to love showing off every night from your window....

That's not a nudist, that's a prick tease. Like the 18 year old blond who tanned naked in her back yard on a busy street behind a "privacy" fence that everybody knew had 3/4" gaps between the boards.

Then there are the gay men who tan naked on nude beaches in California, but they don't mean to tease everybody.

I've never met a lifestyle nudist I'd want to see naked.

Abuse Liability:

To everyone mentioning being naked on purpose or accident: Pics or it didn't happen.

I'm almost 50, 5'6" & 173#, balding, with a gap-toothed smile, big thick glasses, a scruffy mustache, a nearly bald and scrawny chest, a prominent beer gut, skinny legs and a medium-sized penis.

The line forms here. EIP.


(Why am I imagining a cricket symphony?)

I May Be Crazy But...: brantgoose:

Take this quiz to see if you should be an overzealous nudist!
[...]

Scoring: (You should be so lucky.)

Depends on the temperature, really. Like most of us, I imagine.

When it's below 40 F. I'm a human treasure hunt. 

"The map says it's here someplace. Look, see the X?"

You have to pay Sara Underwood to get naked.

Volunteer nudists are not people you wanna see.