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   Doritos, don't fix it if it ain't bro-- oh deep fried with bacon beer batter?

11 Dec 2012 09:24 AM   |   10059 clicks   |   Foodbeast
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Jon iz teh kewl     
welcome to the ER

ghhwesleymc.com

11 Dec 2012 09:28 AM
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Four Flushed on the Flop     
Take my money now!

11 Dec 2012 09:28 AM
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danzak     
still haven't forgiven them for getting rid of the Buffalo Wings and Blue Cheese Collisions (at least here in Toronto). Are they still available in the States?

11 Dec 2012 09:29 AM
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Snarcoleptic_Hoosier    [TotalFark]  
Stupid heart, you work for ME now!

11 Dec 2012 09:30 AM
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oldfarthenry    [TotalFark]  
Dear GOD! That looks/sounds orgasmic!

11 Dec 2012 09:31 AM
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Rufus_T_Firefly    [TotalFark]  
An unholy union that will be the agent of demise for all mankind!

11 Dec 2012 09:31 AM
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kcfarker     
3.bp.blogspot.com

11 Dec 2012 09:32 AM
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DjangoStonereaver    [TotalFark]  
cdn1.raywenderlich.com

This is the absolute nadir of pointless foodie indulgence.

/Naturally, I want to try it, just to say I did once.

11 Dec 2012 09:33 AM
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darth_badger     
Link farked.

We killed the Food Beast!


/huzzah!

11 Dec 2012 09:33 AM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

darth_badger: Link farked.

We killed the Food Beast!


/huzzah!


cdn.foodbeast.com.s3.amazonaws.com

11 Dec 2012 09:35 AM
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Pants full of macaroni!!     

danzak: still haven't forgiven them for getting rid of the Buffalo Wings and Blue Cheese Collisions (at least here in Toronto). Are they still available in the States?


I'm still pissed that they discontinued Fiery Habanero Doritos.

/tried the Jalapeno Popper flavor once, and they were VILE - I expect this new flavor will be likewise

11 Dec 2012 09:35 AM
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ShamanGator     
Those would be epic, the only thing better would be if Dominique (the writer) was feeding them to me, & naked.

11 Dec 2012 09:35 AM
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vudukungfu     
*shouts upstairs*
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

11 Dec 2012 09:39 AM
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jaylectricity    [TotalFark]  
Error establishing a database connection

Is this the result of too much cholesterol?

/ok, just refreshed and it loaded.
//eww

11 Dec 2012 09:40 AM
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SwiftFox     
I'd eat one or two and a banana for a light lunch. Anyone have any problem with that?

11 Dec 2012 09:42 AM
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Carn     

kcfarker: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x240]


How do people wipe their asses when they get that fat?

11 Dec 2012 09:43 AM
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Arkanaut     
Just hook it to my veins!

11 Dec 2012 09:43 AM
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Carn     

SwiftFox: I'd eat one or two and a banana for a light lunch. Anyone have any problem with that?


Yeah. You need protein to sustain yourself.

11 Dec 2012 09:44 AM
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mikey15     
you guys are slipping check out Dominique Zanora the author (can't do that fancy smancy picture thing you guys do)

11 Dec 2012 09:48 AM
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ShamanGator     
How do people wipe their asses when they get that fat?

Now you know why most folks that large smell like ass.

11 Dec 2012 09:48 AM
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Jon iz teh kewl     

Carn: SwiftFox: I'd eat one or two and a banana for a light lunch. Anyone have any problem with that?

Yeah. You need protein to sustain yourself.


umm no. it's calories in
whether your passed out from lack of protein is not relevant to your weight loss plan. it's a SIMPLE EQUATION
CALORIES IN HAS TO BE LESS THAN CALORIES OUT

U CAN LITERALLY EAT ICE CREAM ALL DAY
and be FINE as long as your burning it off

11 Dec 2012 09:49 AM
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Carn     

Jon iz teh kewl: Carn: SwiftFox: I'd eat one or two and a banana for a light lunch. Anyone have any problem with that?

Yeah. You need protein to sustain yourself.

umm no. it's calories in
whether your passed out from lack of protein is not relevant to your weight loss plan. it's a SIMPLE EQUATION
CALORIES IN HAS TO BE LESS THAN CALORIES OUT

U CAN LITERALLY EAT ICE CREAM ALL DAY
and be FINE as long as your burning it off


What if you just eat whatever you want but eat tons of laxatives?

11 Dec 2012 09:53 AM
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you have pee hands     

DjangoStonereaver: [cdn1.raywenderlich.com image 324x239]

This is the absolute nadir of pointless foodie indulgence.

/Naturally, I want to try it, just to say I did once.


I thought foodies were supposed to like food that's actually good.

11 Dec 2012 09:56 AM
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Jon iz teh kewl     

Carn: Jon iz teh kewl: Carn: SwiftFox: I'd eat one or two and a banana for a light lunch. Anyone have any problem with that?

Yeah. You need protein to sustain yourself.

umm no. it's calories in
whether your passed out from lack of protein is not relevant to your weight loss plan. it's a SIMPLE EQUATION
CALORIES IN HAS TO BE LESS THAN CALORIES OUT

U CAN LITERALLY EAT ICE CREAM ALL DAY
and be FINE as long as your burning it off

What if you just eat whatever you want but eat tons of laxatives?


that or green tea + all u can eat
it's all kosher here

11 Dec 2012 09:57 AM
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kcfarker     

Carn: kcfarker: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x240]

How do people wipe their asses when they get that fat?


A plus-size bidet?

11 Dec 2012 10:02 AM
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Endive Wombat    [TotalFark]  
www.reactionface.info

11 Dec 2012 10:04 AM
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AngryDesertDweller     
Dr. Nick: Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use pop tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.
Bart: You could brush your teeth with milkshakes.
Dr. Nick: Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

11 Dec 2012 10:05 AM
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kcfarker     
What a plus-size bidet might look like: 

monsterguide.net

11 Dec 2012 10:05 AM
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Carn     

kcfarker: What a plus-size bidet might look like: 

[monsterguide.net image 450x337]


I'm really not happy with either you or my imagination at this moment. *shudder*

11 Dec 2012 10:08 AM
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OhioUGrad     
The guy at Dude Food usually comes up with some creative and appetizing looking food, this just seems retarded.

11 Dec 2012 10:10 AM
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pute kisses like a man     
i think it would probably be better without the dorito in the middle.

11 Dec 2012 10:12 AM
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Millennium     

Carn: What if you just eat whatever you want but eat tons of laxatives?


The big problem here is that safe weight loss isn't quick. No matter how heavy you start out, you don't want to lose more than a kilogram per week (about 2 pounds). Laxatives have a strong tendency to make you lose weight much faster than that.

11 Dec 2012 10:14 AM
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Psycoholic_Slag     
Oh hell yes.

11 Dec 2012 10:15 AM
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BattleFrenchie28     
I think I gained 3 pounds just by reading that.

11 Dec 2012 10:15 AM
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DarkVader     
Wow. Those look truly disgusting.

Most of the horrible-for-you foods that get featured on here actually sound somewhat appealing to me, in a "oh, I might try that someday if I happen to see it somewhere" sort of way.

But those? No interest.

11 Dec 2012 10:18 AM
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SWOne     
When people get that large, either their spouse wipes their ass or they have go rinse in the shower.

11 Dec 2012 10:19 AM
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Skywolf Philosopher     
Future archaeologist: As you know, the Americans eventually became so obese that fast food was no longer enough to sustain such incredible levels of fatness. That's why I believe the function of this relic was to permeate foods with hot grease and oil. Along with it, I found demonic tomes of the sort of things that could be deep fried to sustain the morbidly unhealthy American diet.

11 Dec 2012 10:21 AM
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FizixJunkee     

Carn: kcfarker: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x240]

How do people wipe their asses when they get that fat?


With a rag toilet paper on a stick.

11 Dec 2012 10:25 AM
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katerbug72     

Millennium: Carn: What if you just eat whatever you want but eat tons of laxatives?

The big problem here is that safe weight loss isn't quick. No matter how heavy you start out, you don't want to lose more than a kilogram per week (about 2 pounds). Laxatives have a strong tendency to make you lose weight much faster than that.


All laxatives do is make you lose water weight. You absorb calories higher in the intestine. They don't make you stop absorbing calories.

11 Dec 2012 10:49 AM
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Carn     

Millennium: Carn: What if you just eat whatever you want but eat tons of laxatives?

The big problem here is that safe weight loss isn't quick. No matter how heavy you start out, you don't want to lose more than a kilogram per week (about 2 pounds). Laxatives have a strong tendency to make you lose weight much faster than that.


I was being facetious. I don't really think it's a very good idea...

11 Dec 2012 10:51 AM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  

mikey15: you guys are slipping check out Dominique Zanora the author (can't do that fancy smancy picture thing you guys do)


Here ya go

si0.twimg.com

11 Dec 2012 11:05 AM
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JackieRabbit     
Someone has been smokin' too much weed.

11 Dec 2012 11:22 AM
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moothemagiccow     
doritos are pretty gross compared to harvest cheddar sun chips

11 Dec 2012 11:25 AM
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Valiente     

DjangoStonereaver: [cdn1.raywenderlich.com image 324x239]

This is the absolute nadir of pointless foodie indulgence.

/Naturally, I want to try it, just to say I did once.


Entire sub-categories of German and Japanese porn got started on a very similar basis.

/also trips to the ER may have been involved.

11 Dec 2012 11:28 AM
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Evil Mackerel     

mikey15: you guys are slipping check out Dominique Zanora the author (can't do that fancy smancy picture thing you guys do)


THIS! That site has some tasty looking authors.

11 Dec 2012 11:36 AM
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RatBomb     
Still waiting for the return of Sour Cream and Onion... 

/best ever Doritos flavor

11 Dec 2012 11:38 AM
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Valiente     

ShamanGator: How do people wipe their asses when they get that fat?

Now you know why most folks that large smell like ass.


Let's just say some fat people run their sprinklers at 3 AM and have noticeably lush lawns.

/white flashing, beep, beep, beep.

11 Dec 2012 11:45 AM
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Skywolf Philosopher     
Spicy sweet Chile flavor is my favorite.

11 Dec 2012 11:46 AM
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Skywolf Philosopher     
DAMMIT valiente I was eating BRUNCH

11 Dec 2012 11:47 AM
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Valiente     
Would you like fries with brunch?

/beep, beep....WHOOSH.

11 Dec 2012 11:51 AM
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