welcome to the ER

Take my money now!

still haven't forgiven them for getting rid of the Buffalo Wings and Blue Cheese Collisions (at least here in Toronto). Are they still available in the States?

Stupid heart, you work for ME now!

Dear GOD! That looks/sounds orgasmic!

An unholy union that will be the agent of demise for all mankind!

This is the absolute nadir of pointless foodie indulgence.

/Naturally, I want to try it, just to say I did once.

Link farked.

We killed the Food Beast!


/huzzah!

darth_badger: Link farked.

We killed the Food Beast!


/huzzah!

danzak: still haven't forgiven them for getting rid of the Buffalo Wings and Blue Cheese Collisions (at least here in Toronto). Are they still available in the States?

I'm still pissed that they discontinued Fiery Habanero Doritos.

/tried the Jalapeno Popper flavor once, and they were VILE - I expect this new flavor will be likewise

Those would be epic, the only thing better would be if Dominique (the writer) was feeding them to me, & naked.

*shouts upstairs*
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Error establishing a database connection

Is this the result of too much cholesterol?

/ok, just refreshed and it loaded.
//eww

I'd eat one or two and a banana for a light lunch. Anyone have any problem with that?

kcfarker: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x240]

How do people wipe their asses when they get that fat?

Just hook it to my veins!

SwiftFox: I'd eat one or two and a banana for a light lunch. Anyone have any problem with that?

Yeah. You need protein to sustain yourself.

you guys are slipping check out Dominique Zanora the author (can't do that fancy smancy picture thing you guys do)

How do people wipe their asses when they get that fat?

Now you know why most folks that large smell like ass.

Carn: SwiftFox: I'd eat one or two and a banana for a light lunch. Anyone have any problem with that?

Yeah. You need protein to sustain yourself.

umm no. it's calories in
whether your passed out from lack of protein is not relevant to your weight loss plan. it's a SIMPLE EQUATION
CALORIES IN HAS TO BE LESS THAN CALORIES OUT

U CAN LITERALLY EAT ICE CREAM ALL DAY
and be FINE as long as your burning it off

Jon iz teh kewl: Carn: SwiftFox: I'd eat one or two and a banana for a light lunch. Anyone have any problem with that?

Yeah. You need protein to sustain yourself.

umm no. it's calories in
whether your passed out from lack of protein is not relevant to your weight loss plan. it's a SIMPLE EQUATION
CALORIES IN HAS TO BE LESS THAN CALORIES OUT

U CAN LITERALLY EAT ICE CREAM ALL DAY
and be FINE as long as your burning it off

What if you just eat whatever you want but eat tons of laxatives?

DjangoStonereaver: [cdn1.raywenderlich.com image 324x239]

This is the absolute nadir of pointless foodie indulgence.

/Naturally, I want to try it, just to say I did once.

I thought foodies were supposed to like food that's actually good.

Carn: Jon iz teh kewl: Carn: SwiftFox: I'd eat one or two and a banana for a light lunch. Anyone have any problem with that?

Yeah. You need protein to sustain yourself.

umm no. it's calories in
whether your passed out from lack of protein is not relevant to your weight loss plan. it's a SIMPLE EQUATION
CALORIES IN HAS TO BE LESS THAN CALORIES OUT

U CAN LITERALLY EAT ICE CREAM ALL DAY
and be FINE as long as your burning it off

What if you just eat whatever you want but eat tons of laxatives?

that or green tea + all u can eat
it's all kosher here

Carn: kcfarker: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x240]

How do people wipe their asses when they get that fat?

A plus-size bidet?

Dr. Nick: Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use pop tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.
Bart: You could brush your teeth with milkshakes.
Dr. Nick: Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

What a plus-size bidet might look like: 

kcfarker: What a plus-size bidet might look like: 

[monsterguide.net image 450x337]

I'm really not happy with either you or my imagination at this moment. *shudder*

The guy at Dude Food usually comes up with some creative and appetizing looking food, this just seems retarded.

i think it would probably be better without the dorito in the middle.

Carn: What if you just eat whatever you want but eat tons of laxatives?

The big problem here is that safe weight loss isn't quick. No matter how heavy you start out, you don't want to lose more than a kilogram per week (about 2 pounds). Laxatives have a strong tendency to make you lose weight much faster than that.

Oh hell yes.

I think I gained 3 pounds just by reading that.

Wow. Those look truly disgusting.

Most of the horrible-for-you foods that get featured on here actually sound somewhat appealing to me, in a "oh, I might try that someday if I happen to see it somewhere" sort of way.

But those? No interest.

When people get that large, either their spouse wipes their ass or they have go rinse in the shower.

Future archaeologist: As you know, the Americans eventually became so obese that fast food was no longer enough to sustain such incredible levels of fatness. That's why I believe the function of this relic was to permeate foods with hot grease and oil. Along with it, I found demonic tomes of the sort of things that could be deep fried to sustain the morbidly unhealthy American diet.

Carn: kcfarker: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x240]

How do people wipe their asses when they get that fat?

With a rag toilet paper on a stick.

Millennium: Carn: What if you just eat whatever you want but eat tons of laxatives?

The big problem here is that safe weight loss isn't quick. No matter how heavy you start out, you don't want to lose more than a kilogram per week (about 2 pounds). Laxatives have a strong tendency to make you lose weight much faster than that.

All laxatives do is make you lose water weight. You absorb calories higher in the intestine. They don't make you stop absorbing calories.

Millennium: Carn: What if you just eat whatever you want but eat tons of laxatives?

The big problem here is that safe weight loss isn't quick. No matter how heavy you start out, you don't want to lose more than a kilogram per week (about 2 pounds). Laxatives have a strong tendency to make you lose weight much faster than that.

I was being facetious. I don't really think it's a very good idea...

mikey15: you guys are slipping check out Dominique Zanora the author (can't do that fancy smancy picture thing you guys do)

Here ya go

Someone has been smokin' too much weed.

doritos are pretty gross compared to harvest cheddar sun chips

DjangoStonereaver: [cdn1.raywenderlich.com image 324x239]

This is the absolute nadir of pointless foodie indulgence.

/Naturally, I want to try it, just to say I did once.

Entire sub-categories of German and Japanese porn got started on a very similar basis.

/also trips to the ER may have been involved.

mikey15: you guys are slipping check out Dominique Zanora the author (can't do that fancy smancy picture thing you guys do)

THIS! That site has some tasty looking authors.

Still waiting for the return of Sour Cream and Onion... 

/best ever Doritos flavor

ShamanGator: How do people wipe their asses when they get that fat?

Now you know why most folks that large smell like ass.

Let's just say some fat people run their sprinklers at 3 AM and have noticeably lush lawns.

/white flashing, beep, beep, beep.

Spicy sweet Chile flavor is my favorite.

DAMMIT valiente I was eating BRUNCH

Would you like fries with brunch?

/beep, beep....WHOOSH.