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11 Dec 2012 11:51 AM   |   4441 clicks   |   Time
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AirForceVet    [TotalFark]  
Besides the benefits against colds, beer's "been shown to increase bone density and reduce risk of heart disease, Alzheimer's and other types of dementia. Protein in hops will even make your hair and skin shinier."

That's why I like the Blue Pants Brewery. Less chance of dementia.

11 Dec 2012 08:29 AM
Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
I shall go home tonight and fight dementia with Delirium.

11 Dec 2012 08:53 AM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  
So that's why I'm so healthy! I finally have SOMETHING to thank my parents for! Yee-haw

11 Dec 2012 10:42 AM
megarian    [TotalFark]  
Is Obvious tag hungover?

11 Dec 2012 11:53 AM
Smeggy Smurf     
Great, now we're going to get hop bombs in everything. Fark your bitterness I'm drinking whiskey

11 Dec 2012 11:55 AM
oldfarthenry    [TotalFark]  
"been shown to...reduce risk of Alzheimer's and other types of dementia"

Why then do I ALWAYS lose my pants when I drink too much of it?

11 Dec 2012 11:56 AM
Publikwerks     
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Who hates heart disease?

11 Dec 2012 11:57 AM
fisker    [TotalFark]  
My dad used to come home every night, drink beer and beat the shiat out of me and my mom.

But it's all good because he was curing the common cold.

11 Dec 2012 12:00 PM
the_celt    [TotalFark]  

megarian: Is Obvious tag hungover?


This is why I prefer weed. No hangover..

That being said, I am headed to Four Peaks Brewery on Friday for a little medicinal beer.


/love me some quality beer
//not hungover currently..

11 Dec 2012 12:00 PM
pute kisses like a man     
yay beer!

/ has a cold, drank gin last night as treatment. it worked, didn't cough long enough to go to sleep.
// maybe tonight it should be beer.

11 Dec 2012 12:02 PM
RandomAxe    [TotalFark]  
New research indicates beer is good for adults and children

In fact, it's how we get a lot of children. On the other hand, it also gets rid of a lot of adults, especially.

11 Dec 2012 12:05 PM
megarian    [TotalFark]  

the_celt: megarian: Is Obvious tag hungover?

This is why I prefer weed. No hangover..

That being said, I am headed to Four Peaks Brewery on Friday for a little medicinal beer.


/love me some quality beer
//not hungover currently..


I am extremely jealous. Extremely.

I love living in a state with really great beer.

/still prefers weed

11 Dec 2012 12:09 PM
Odd Bird     
If daddy doesn't get a beer now someone else is going to cry.

11 Dec 2012 12:10 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
I need to forward this to my ex-gf. Always biatching at me for drinking beer. Guess who never gets sick??
THIS GUY!

11 Dec 2012 12:10 PM
o'really     
This story has already been posted...

11 Dec 2012 12:15 PM
megarian    [TotalFark]  

o'really: This story has already been posted...


This is true.

But, beer. So there's that.

11 Dec 2012 12:19 PM
mytdawg     
Unfortunately, a single can of beer doesn't contain enough humulone to make a difference, Jun Fuchimoto, a researcher for Sapporo, told AFP. You'd need to drink 30 12-oz. cans of beer in order for there to be any effect

Challenge Accepted!

11 Dec 2012 12:21 PM
CygnusDarius     

megarian: o'really: This story has already been posted...

This is true.

But, beer. So there's that.


This is good, but what is best in life?.

11 Dec 2012 12:22 PM
SoupJohnB     

o'really: This story has already been posted...


Yup, repeat. But has it been pointed out that dogs enjoy the benefits of beer, too?

/Just a half-cup makes mine smile, and relax.

//Judiciously applied, of course

11 Dec 2012 12:23 PM
megarian    [TotalFark]  

CygnusDarius: megarian: o'really: This story has already been posted...

This is true.

But, beer. So there's that.

This is good, but what is best in life?.


Magic beer.

11 Dec 2012 12:25 PM
Wodan11     
Funny. I heard an infomercial on the radio late night the other day talking about this stuff, and apparently some company is making a pill with the 30-can's worth distilled down into a vitamin.

11 Dec 2012 12:43 PM
show me    [TotalFark]  

Wodan11: Funny. I heard an infomercial on the radio late night the other day talking about this stuff, and apparently some company is making a pill with the 30-can's worth distilled down into a vitamin.


Thanks, but I'll take one thirty for the team and do it the hard way.

/Beer. The cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. -HJS

11 Dec 2012 12:50 PM
Carn     

CygnusDarius: megarian: o'really: This story has already been posted...

This is true.

But, beer. So there's that.

This is good, but what is best in life?.


To crush your beer cans, see them piled before you, and hear the lamentations of their brewers!

11 Dec 2012 12:55 PM
hstein3     
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"Hey, if it's a crime to encourage children to smoke and have sex drink beer, then lock me up."

11 Dec 2012 12:55 PM
Barnstormer     
30 12 oz cans is just over 16 22 oz cans for those in a hurry to cure their cold. Child's play.

11 Dec 2012 01:03 PM
Sean M     
Where's the Obvious tag? Is there any Farker who didn't know this was a fact?

11 Dec 2012 01:06 PM
WhippingBoy     

fisker: My dad used to come home every night, drink beer and beat the shiat out of me and my mom.

But it's all good because he was curing the common cold.


Beers don't beat people. People beat people.

11 Dec 2012 01:09 PM
DarkVader     

Smeggy Smurf: Great, now we're going to get hop bombs in everything. Fark your bitterness I'm drinking whiskey


Ugh. Whiskey is instant heartburn for me. And I generally don't like hop bombs, I like to taste my malts.

But hey, maybe I'll drink a few dozen IPAs the next time I get a cold.

11 Dec 2012 01:15 PM
Dreyelle    [TotalFark]  

Wodan11: Funny. I heard an infomercial on the radio late night the other day talking about this stuff, and apparently some company is making a pill with the 30-can's worth distilled down into a vitamin.


That's about as much fun as weed pills without the high. I'd rather just deal with the cold.

11 Dec 2012 01:22 PM
CygnusDarius     

megarian: CygnusDarius: megarian: o'really: This story has already been posted...

This is true.

But, beer. So there's that.

This is good, but what is best in life?.

Magic beer.


Carn: CygnusDarius: megarian: o'really: This story has already been posted...

This is true.

But, beer. So there's that.

This is good, but what is best in life?.

To crush your beer cans, see them piled before you, and hear the lamentations of their brewers!


You two are awesome, and if I could, I'd buy you a beer.

11 Dec 2012 01:24 PM
megarian    [TotalFark]  

CygnusDarius: megarian: CygnusDarius: megarian: o'really: This story has already been posted...

This is true.

But, beer. So there's that.

This is good, but what is best in life?.

Magic beer.

Carn: CygnusDarius: megarian: o'really: This story has already been posted...

This is true.

But, beer. So there's that.

This is good, but what is best in life?.

To crush your beer cans, see them piled before you, and hear the lamentations of their brewers!

You two are awesome, and if I could, I'd buy you a beer.


Cheers!

11 Dec 2012 01:36 PM
cherryl taggart     
Damned if I'm sharing with the kids. They get into everything else. Stay the hell out of the keg, kids, it's mine.

11 Dec 2012 01:42 PM
Carn     

megarian: CygnusDarius: megarian: CygnusDarius: megarian: o'really: This story has already been posted...

This is true.

But, beer. So there's that.

This is good, but what is best in life?.

Magic beer.

Carn: CygnusDarius: megarian: o'really: This story has already been posted...

This is true.

But, beer. So there's that.

This is good, but what is best in life?.

To crush your beer cans, see them piled before you, and hear the lamentations of their brewers!

You two are awesome, and if I could, I'd buy you a beer.

Cheers!


*raises drinking horn*

11 Dec 2012 01:46 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  
You know, we're having a little party in my office in 5 minutes with cake and all... but all I want to do is go home and work on keeping Alzheimer's away.

11 Dec 2012 01:55 PM
Bruxellensis     
The alarming number of people in this thread that somehow forgot that this article was already posted is likely proof that you all are developing Alzheimer's and need to drink more beer.

11 Dec 2012 02:06 PM
Gonz     
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_St reet_and_Gin_Lane

Beer is awesome like that.

11 Dec 2012 02:09 PM
tricycleracer     
Unfortunately, a single can of beer doesn't contain enough humulone to make a difference, Jun Fuchimoto, a researcher for Sapporo, told AFP. You'd need to drink 30 12-oz. cans of beer in order for there to be any effect

mysteriousuniverse.orgView Full Size

11 Dec 2012 02:11 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
children's beer

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11 Dec 2012 04:08 PM
Zugswang     
This is a much better excuse for substance abuse than taking meth because you have the flu.

11 Dec 2012 09:07 PM
DenisVengeance    [TotalFark]  
Read up on the history of beer consumption in the western world. Everybody from kids on up drank nothing but beer instead of water until the mid 1800's. It's a wonder we've progressed this far...

11 Dec 2012 11:36 PM
mochunk     
well, it's a good thing I drink mostly hoppy beers.

I also still need to make me a hop pillow. MmmmMm sorachi ace pillow...

11 Dec 2012 11:44 PM
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