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   So where can I get a peppermint pig where I live? Darn New Yorkers

11 Dec 2012 12:46 PM   |   4041 clicks   |   Yahoo
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Somacandra    [TotalFark]  
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Available at Amazon, man. Probably could rip it from Youtube if you want.

11 Dec 2012 09:32 AM
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ManateeGag    [TotalFark]  
where do you live, subby? Mars? they have this thing called "the internet" now. you can find all kinds of things and have them shipped to you. have you heard of it?

11 Dec 2012 09:42 AM
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2xhelix    [TotalFark]  
Only the uppity snobs in Saratoga eat peppermint pigs. If you want real NY holiday candy made for the hoi polloi, you want Turkey Joints!

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11 Dec 2012 10:16 AM
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phaseolus    [TotalFark]  
Make your own.

Find a YouTube video on making your own candy canes and follow the recipe and procedure, but instead of making a shepherd's crook make it into a pig instead. It won't look polished, but it'll be more charming that way. It'll be great fun.

But don't lick the spoon unless you enjoy third degree tongue burns.

11 Dec 2012 10:20 AM
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Grand_Moff_Joseph    [TotalFark]  
Used to live about 3 miles from the place that makes those pigs. I normally don't like peppermint flavored candies, but those things are darn good.


/Clifton Park represent :D

11 Dec 2012 10:26 AM
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phaseolus    [TotalFark]  
Also if you make your own you could make the pig any flavor you want. Skip the peppermint oil and embed bits of real bacon, if you're so inclined.

11 Dec 2012 10:29 AM
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11 Dec 2012 10:43 AM
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Joelogon    [TotalFark]  
Hammer? Pfft, this is Murrka. Somebody take out their nine and shoot it.

11 Dec 2012 10:47 AM
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Before smashing the pig to bits, it's traditional to say "I must break you." in your best Dolph Lundgren growl.

11 Dec 2012 11:02 AM
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Arkanaut     

phaseolus: Make your own.

Find a YouTube video on making your own candy canes and follow the recipe and procedure, but instead of making a shepherd's crook make it into a pig instead. It won't look polished, but it'll be more charming that way. It'll be great fun.

But don't lick the spoon unless you enjoy third degree tongue burns.


Can you put candy into a 3D printer?

/Also, I would need a 3D printer.

11 Dec 2012 12:49 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
upload.wikimedia.org

i.usatoday.net

11 Dec 2012 12:50 PM
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stickandmove     
Hooray for the hometown making it on Fark!

Now can we get a Saratoga Fark party? Perferrably including a day at the races?

11 Dec 2012 12:55 PM
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megarian    [TotalFark]  
lol "wacking the porker."

11 Dec 2012 12:56 PM
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CheekyMonkey     
Peppermint Pig? Isn't that what Charles Schultz called it when Peppermint Patty goes rooting around in Marcy's snatch?

11 Dec 2012 12:59 PM
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jennies1897     
Everyone is getting peppermint pigs and hammers this year.

11 Dec 2012 01:06 PM
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enry    [TotalFark]  
I grew up in Rotterdam and never heard of it until I was in my mid 20s from my now-MIL. Who lives about 3 miles away from my parents.

11 Dec 2012 01:07 PM
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enry    [TotalFark]  

enry: I grew up in Rotterdam and never heard of it until I was in my mid 20s from my now-MIL. Who lives about 3 miles away from my parents.


They also do something involving hiding a fake pickle in the tree and have the kids look for it. I was never one for playing "hide the pickle" with kids, so I don't get this one either.

11 Dec 2012 01:08 PM
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timharrod    [TotalFark]  
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Worst Christmas episode ever.

11 Dec 2012 01:22 PM
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Mr.Hawk     

stickandmove: Hooray for the hometown making it on Fark!

Now can we get a Saratoga Fark party? Perferrably including a day at the races?


NO!!



Now go lay down.

11 Dec 2012 01:29 PM
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cherryl taggart     
Glad I clicked the link. I was horrified that someone was messing with the flavor of bacon. Crisis averted.

11 Dec 2012 01:31 PM
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HJ13     
http://www.orientaltrading.com/api/sea rch?Ntt=peppermint+pig

11 Dec 2012 02:16 PM
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Uzzah    [TotalFark]  

enry: enry: I grew up in Rotterdam and never heard of it until I was in my mid 20s from my now-MIL. Who lives about 3 miles away from my parents.

They also do something involving hiding a fake pickle in the tree and have the kids look for it. I was never one for playing "hide the pickle" with kids, so I don't get this one either.


Oh god, the pickle incident...

Christmas is ruined. Forever.

11 Dec 2012 02:45 PM
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Catlike Typist     

11 Dec 2012 08:09 PM
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Hector Remarkable     
It's a good tradition. More things should be sold in bags along with a hammer ready for smashing. The market for home-smashable items is probably just beginning to burgeon.

11 Dec 2012 08:24 PM
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Millennium     

Hector Remarkable: It's a good tradition. More things should be sold in bags along with a hammer ready for smashing. The market for home-smashable items is probably just beginning to burgeon.


It'd be the perfect endorsement for boosting Gallagher's career.

11 Dec 2012 10:51 PM
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Hector Remarkable     

Millennium: Hector Remarkable: It's a good tradition. More things should be sold in bags along with a hammer ready for smashing. The market for home-smashable items is probably just beginning to burgeon.

It'd be the perfect endorsement for boosting Gallagher's career.


He really should come out with some sort of 'watermelon candy in a bag with a hammer and with his name and likeness on it' for Xmas kind of a deal.

11 Dec 2012 11:00 PM
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