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   Fox News reporter goes on O'Reilly and calls Obama supporters "zombies." Then he finds out that political campaign donation records are public. Hilarity ensues

11 Dec 2012 02:28 PM   |   39299 clicks   |   Politico
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make me some tea    [TotalFark]  
Of course. These people are actors.

11 Dec 2012 10:34 AM
Relatively Obscure    [TotalFark]  
So... What hilarity ensued?

11 Dec 2012 10:41 AM
Lucky LaRue    [TotalFark]  
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He also attended a party at Brown University

11 Dec 2012 11:17 AM
thismomentinblackhistory     
Anybody find his ManHunt profile yet?

11 Dec 2012 11:24 AM
Weaver95    [TotalFark]  
look, hating Obama is just his day job. off hours he likes the guy well enough to vote for him. or give him money anyways.

11 Dec 2012 11:42 AM
what_now    [TotalFark]  
Obama's reelection is the best possible thing that could happen to Fox personalities.

11 Dec 2012 11:49 AM
Mugato    [TotalFark]  

what_now: Obama's reelection is the best possible thing that could happen to Fox personalities.


Really, Rush Limbaugh and all those other assholes too. It's like The Joker couldn't exist without Batman.

11 Dec 2012 11:51 AM
Peter von Nostrand    [TotalFark]  
Its almost as if Fox is prepackaged BS to keep old white people scared and uninformed

11 Dec 2012 11:53 AM
L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  
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11 Dec 2012 11:54 AM
brap    [TotalFark]  
Ever had the feeling you've been cheated?

11 Dec 2012 12:04 PM
Huck Chaser    [TotalFark]  

Relatively Obscure: So... What hilarity ensued?


The thread is young yet. Give it time.

11 Dec 2012 12:15 PM
ManateeGag    [TotalFark]  
and? how much did he give to Romney?

11 Dec 2012 12:29 PM
toraque    [TotalFark]  
This is actually not very surprising, considering what happened to me last week. I was out shopping for bath towels when a campaign fundraiser guy started demanding I contribute to getting Romney elected, only the election was already over and Obama won. Don't you know it's over, I said, but he kept growling and tugging at my bath towels and hissing at me. Let it go, man, I said, but I think people all around me misunderstood because people were screaming and stampeding and pointing at him, and then Animal Control showed up because apparently he wasn't a republican, he was a rabid wolverine that had somehow gotten 'Romney 2012' stickers all over him and the next thing I know I'm in the hospital with shredded bath towels and needles sticking in me everywhere. It wasn't much fun.

So yeah, I can totally see this happening.

11 Dec 2012 12:30 PM
namatad    [TotalFark]  
I GUESS that someone could be donating the money in his name ... BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

11 Dec 2012 12:32 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  
Thus further confirming that Fox shills are Trollolios.

11 Dec 2012 01:38 PM
Kittypie070    [TotalFark]  

toraque: This is actually not very surprising, considering what happened to me last week. I was out shopping for bath towels when a campaign fundraiser guy started demanding I contribute to getting Romney elected, only the election was already over and Obama won. Don't you know it's over, I said, but he kept growling and tugging at my bath towels and hissing at me. Let it go, man, I said, but I think people all around me misunderstood because people were screaming and stampeding and pointing at him, and then Animal Control showed up because apparently he wasn't a republican, he was a rabid wolverine that had somehow gotten 'Romney 2012' stickers all over him and the next thing I know I'm in the hospital with shredded bath towels and needles sticking in me everywhere. It wasn't much fun.

So yeah, I can totally see this happening.


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Cool story, bro.

11 Dec 2012 02:21 PM
TV's Vinnie     
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Ahhhhguh hur hurgglh hur hur hur hur hurllgh

11 Dec 2012 02:30 PM
trivial use of my dark powers     

toraque: This is actually not very surprising, considering what happened to me last week. I was out shopping for bath towels when a campaign fundraiser guy started demanding I contribute to getting Romney elected, only the election was already over and Obama won. Don't you know it's over, I said, but he kept growling and tugging at my bath towels and hissing at me. Let it go, man, I said, but I think people all around me misunderstood because people were screaming and stampeding and pointing at him, and then Animal Control showed up because apparently he wasn't a republican, he was a rabid wolverine that had somehow gotten 'Romney 2012' stickers all over him and the next thing I know I'm in the hospital with shredded bath towels and needles sticking in me everywhere. It wasn't much fun.

So yeah, I can totally see this happening.


You're the one who killed my wolverine? He wasn't rabid, you idiot; he was allergic to adhesive! He just needed a benadryl, not a bullet in the head you over-reacting barstid.

/poor Bitey.
//You'll never chase the local Jehovah's Witnesses again.
///sniff.

11 Dec 2012 02:31 PM
hbk72777     
Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Pig Vomit: How can that be?
Researcher: Answer most commonly given? "I want to see what he'll say next."
Pig Vomit: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Pig Vomit: But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer? "I want to see what he'll say next."


Now I know why FOX has the ratings it does

11 Dec 2012 02:31 PM
sprawl15     

Relatively Obscure: So... What hilarity ensued?


The bit where someone was so upset about someone badmouthing obama on the tee vee that they dug up his donation records, successfully changing nobody's mind about anything.

11 Dec 2012 02:32 PM
Taylor Mental     
Seems like a reasonable gratuity.

11 Dec 2012 02:33 PM
The Jami Turman Fan Club     
One week after the 2012 election, Fox News correspondent Jesse Watters told Bill O'Reilly that Obama voters were "zombies" who supported the president "as long as there was Obamacare, gay marriage and abortion on demand."

And we get out of Afghanistan...yeah. I'm going to support him on the other issues because no matter how bad he is (SOPA, USAPATRIOT, etc.) he can't be any worse than the Republicans.

11 Dec 2012 02:33 PM
Wayne 985     

Mugato: what_now: Obama's reelection is the best possible thing that could happen to Fox personalities.

Really, Rush Limbaugh and all those other assholes too. It's like The Joker couldn't exist without Batman.


"You just couldn't turn me off, could you? You won't shut this channel down out of some misplaced sense of self righteousness... And I won't vote against you, because... you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever."

11 Dec 2012 02:34 PM
Karac     

hbk72777: Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Pig Vomit: How can that be?
Researcher: Answer most commonly given? "I want to see what he'll say next."
Pig Vomit: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Pig Vomit: But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer? "I want to see what he'll say next."

Now I know why FOX has the ratings it does


There's a flaw in that arguement. By the time you've listened to Limbaugh, Beck, or Hannity for 18 minutes you've pretty much heard their whole spiel for the rest of the week.

At least the rest of the week.

11 Dec 2012 02:35 PM
SN1987a goes boom     
This is why people think Fox News viewers have lower IQs, because this kind of shiat just flies right over their heads.

11 Dec 2012 02:37 PM
Carn     
We still have angry white people though right?

11 Dec 2012 02:37 PM
CygnusDarius     
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11 Dec 2012 02:38 PM
ampoliros     
Not everyone at Fox is hanging far to the right; there are probably plenty of Democrats in there. But like all jobs, during those 40 hours you have to tow the company line whether you agree or not. I imagine that working at Fox is a lot like this:

http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chic ken/terror-drome.html

11 Dec 2012 02:38 PM
King Something     
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Obvious liberal plant is obvious.

11 Dec 2012 02:38 PM
Spartacus Outlaw     
I've noticed a trend in writing that is really starting to irk me. Instead of "telephoning", or "calling", or "attempting to contact", or "leaving a message", everyone lately is "reaching out" for comment.

/yeah, I know this post is "annoying" too.
//sorry

11 Dec 2012 02:38 PM
factoryconnection    [TotalFark]  
The "name" line is bothering me. It is in a larger font and also not listed IAW the form instructions (last, first, middle). It just looks altered. This seems to be a strange thing to fake, because what Fox personality didn't roast Obama supporters... why him? But it looks funny.

make me some tea: Of course. These people are actors.


True; good point.

11 Dec 2012 02:38 PM
EyeballKid     
What's in his heeeeeaaaaaaad, in his heeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaad?

11 Dec 2012 02:39 PM
doubled99     
So even though he supported Obama, he still can't criticize him or democrats in general?

Makes sense.

Hey, Libs and Cons, keep having your little pissing contest together while you both fark the whole country!

11 Dec 2012 02:39 PM
Zerochance     
Well, that's pretty "Fair and Balanced©" IMO - you trash a guy in public, but donate money to him on the sneak. That's FOX News material indeed.

11 Dec 2012 02:39 PM
birdboy2000     
What will Fox keep people terrified about and glued to their TV screens if a white Republican is president? Complaining about congressional dems just doesn't give the ratings.

11 Dec 2012 02:40 PM
KangTheMad    [TotalFark]  

Karac: hbk72777: Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Pig Vomit: How can that be?
Researcher: Answer most commonly given? "I want to see what he'll say next."
Pig Vomit: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Pig Vomit: But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher: Most common answer? "I want to see what he'll say next."

Now I know why FOX has the ratings it does

There's a flaw in that arguement. By the time you've listened to Limbaugh, Beck, or Hannity for 18 minutes you've pretty much heard their whole spiel for the rest of the week.

At least the rest of the week.


A high pitched squeal of rage?

11 Dec 2012 02:40 PM
Valiente     

Lucky LaRue: [cache.gawker.com image 447x335]
He also attended a party at Brown University


A lemon party, more like.

11 Dec 2012 02:41 PM
monoski     

Huck Chaser: Relatively Obscure: So... What hilarity ensued?

The thread is young yet. Give it time.


I am laughing

11 Dec 2012 02:41 PM
BeerBear     

Kittypie070: toraque: This is actually not very surprising, considering what happened to me last week. I was out shopping for bath towels when a campaign fundraiser guy started demanding I contribute to getting Romney elected, only the election was already over and Obama won. Don't you know it's over, I said, but he kept growling and tugging at my bath towels and hissing at me. Let it go, man, I said, but I think people all around me misunderstood because people were screaming and stampeding and pointing at him, and then Animal Control showed up because apparently he wasn't a republican, he was a rabid wolverine that had somehow gotten 'Romney 2012' stickers all over him and the next thing I know I'm in the hospital with shredded bath towels and needles sticking in me everywhere. It wasn't much fun.

So yeah, I can totally see this happening.

[slicktiger.files.wordpress.com image 800x600]

Cool story, bro.


ow, my eyes! Dammit! Thanks a lot! :p

11 Dec 2012 02:42 PM
heap     
and that is what fear of Ed Asner piss does to you.

11 Dec 2012 02:42 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost     
awkward

11 Dec 2012 02:42 PM
J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski    [TotalFark]  

CygnusDarius: [i5.photobucket.com image 592x407]


So he's brought Regan back from the dead so he can fight economic policy from the 1980s...when the economy was better?

Sounds like the plot to the next Uwe Boll movie.

11 Dec 2012 02:43 PM
mark12A     
Whoop-di-freakin'-do. The rest of the MSM are overwhelmingly Democratic and give their contributions to the Democratic party, as well as suppress stories unfavorable to their Obamessiah.

It is without question that Fox News is rightwing. And the entire rest of the media is in the tank for the Democrats. The fact that Fox News is dissident news drives the MSM batty. They *thought* they had total control of the media spin until Fox news showed up.

11 Dec 2012 02:43 PM
Deucednuisance     

ampoliros: you have to tow the company line


TOE, Goddamit!

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Those red lines, right there. You can put your toe up to that line but not cross it.

It's "toe" for fark's sake!

11 Dec 2012 02:43 PM
Valiente     

Carn: We still have angry white people though right?


We are born angry. It's how we ran the planet for a couple of centuries, until everyone else could get angry in their own time.

11 Dec 2012 02:44 PM
CheekyMonkey     
What? Spineless turds will parrot the company line for a sizable paycheck? Now I've lost all faith in humanity...

11 Dec 2012 02:44 PM
Sm3agol85     

doubled99: So even though he supported Obama, he still can't criticize him or democrats in general?

Makes sense.

Hey, Libs and Cons, keep having your little pissing contest together while you both fark the whole country!


Both sides are bad, so vote Derp!!

11 Dec 2012 02:45 PM
Spade     

make me some tea: Of course. These people are actors.


Yup. They all are.

Seriously, O'Reilly, anti-gun farkwad that he is, is really a very smart guy. Harvard I believe. He could easily and honestly debate everybody on his show.

But he knows shouting and controversy gets viewers. Hell, I know more lefties that watch his show than righties so they can get mad about something.

Stop watching TV news. It's bad for you.

11 Dec 2012 02:45 PM
Spanky_McFarksalot     
He probably gets paid a lot of money to be an obamahater for fox.

I might go on TV and pretend to be a team player if they paid me enough.

But secretly I would be planning their downfall.

bwahahahahaha

11 Dec 2012 02:46 PM
DeaH    [TotalFark]  
Look, just because you're paid to push the talking points on the right, it doesn't mean you're not smart enough to really want them to win.

11 Dec 2012 02:46 PM
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