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11 Dec 2012 12:50 PM   |   17556 clicks   |   The Sun
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Probably not getting tight pussy or loose shoes either.

11 Dec 2012 11:20 AM
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Cythraul     
lh6.ggpht.com

11 Dec 2012 11:55 AM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
I eat my pees with honey; / I've done it all my life. / It makes the pees taste funny, / But it keeps them on the knife.

11 Dec 2012 12:52 PM
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offmymeds     
Don't eat the yellow snow.

11 Dec 2012 12:53 PM
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GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve     
Defrosting this entire room with my piss = Batman resolving a Mr. Freeze crime spree.
media.dcentertainment.com

11 Dec 2012 12:54 PM
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darth_badger     
I would write my name in the snow and add a poop exclamation point!

11 Dec 2012 12:55 PM
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kvinesknows     
umm.. pee and poop are hot. just pee and poop on the ice and hope it melts it.

11 Dec 2012 12:55 PM
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DoctorHowardDoctorFine     
After a meal at Taco Bell I usually dream about a toilet that looks like that..

11 Dec 2012 12:56 PM
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oldfarthenry    [TotalFark]  
Meh. "Same sh*t - different bidet" for this Canuckian.

11 Dec 2012 12:57 PM
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FatherChaos     
The carriage was absolutely freezing - about minus 3 degrees

That's Celsius, folks. It's about 27 F.

ABSOLUTELY FREEZING.

blog.torgodevil.com

11 Dec 2012 12:58 PM
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big_hed     

Sybarite: Probably not getting tight pussy or loose shoes either.


Hmmm, I actually do get that reference.

11 Dec 2012 12:58 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
i.imgur.com

11 Dec 2012 12:59 PM
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Fubegra     
Done in one.

/thanks for the earworm

11 Dec 2012 01:00 PM
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TWX     
Uh, NSFW article links below the main article there guys...

11 Dec 2012 01:00 PM
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jjwars1     
The link may not be SFW! I scrolled down to find topless pics of someone named Katie. Hello nipples! I re-opened the link, and found Katie's nips pic in the same carousel again only in a slightly different position.

11 Dec 2012 01:00 PM
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Englebert Slaptyback     

FatherChaos


The carriage was absolutely freezing - about minus 3 degrees

That's Celsius, folks. It's about 27 F.

ABSOLUTELY FREEZING.


Protip: "minus 3 degrees" is freezing on the Fahrenheit scale, too.


perhaps that's the joke

11 Dec 2012 01:00 PM
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aspAddict     
Some NSFW-ish ads at the bottom...just warning those of you Farking from the Vatican.

11 Dec 2012 01:01 PM
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baronvonzipper     
They call it "spending a penny"? All I've got is a nickel - got change?

11 Dec 2012 01:02 PM
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zerkalo     
The Poles found the recipe for ice cubes!

11 Dec 2012 01:03 PM
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jjwars1     
It's a bit nipply

11 Dec 2012 01:05 PM
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weirdneighbour     
aspAddict

Some NSFW-ish ads at the bottom...just warning those of you Farking from the Vatican.

Because they're of adult women, warning heeded.

11 Dec 2012 01:10 PM
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FatherChaos     

Englebert Slaptyback: FatherChaos

perhaps that's the joke


shechive.files.wordpress.com 

She was technically correct with the word "freezing." It's more of a shot at how much of a pussy that woman is. You'd think in Poland they'd be more tolerant to cold weather. It was 28 here yesterday and wasn't that bad.

11 Dec 2012 01:13 PM
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Tango_down     
anyone else see boobies? I saw boobie TEEHEE

11 Dec 2012 01:15 PM
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kcfarker     
anyone else just immediately scroll to the bottom of the article to see what's NSFW?

11 Dec 2012 01:19 PM
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mikalmd     
Just 1 of the perks for living in Poland...

11 Dec 2012 01:24 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  

kcfarker: anyone else just immediately scroll to the bottom of the article to see what's NSFW?


Skipping past a frozen crapper to boobies was the best idea.

11 Dec 2012 01:28 PM
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Englebert Slaptyback     

FatherChaos


She was technically correct with the word "freezing." It's more of a shot at how much of a pussy that woman is. You'd think in Poland they'd be more tolerant to cold weather. It was 28 here yesterday and wasn't that bad.


Ah, I see.

11 Dec 2012 01:40 PM
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Carn     

jjwars1: It's a bit nipply


Tis the season to be merry

11 Dec 2012 01:55 PM
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GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve     

jjwars1: The link may not be SFW! I scrolled down to find topless pics of someone named Katie. Hello nipples! I re-opened the link, and found Katie's nips pic in the same carousel again only in a slightly different position.


Missed those on the first run. Thanks jj!

FatherChaos: The carriage was absolutely freezing - about minus 3 degrees

That's Celsius, folks. It's about 27 F.
ABSOLUTELY FREEZING.
[blog.torgodevil.com image 400x301]


Better than Absolute Zero

11 Dec 2012 02:09 PM
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Bruxellensis     

Carn: jjwars1: It's a bit nipply

Tis the season to be merry


Thanks for reminding me that I need to watch that movie within the next week or so.

11 Dec 2012 02:11 PM
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cig-mkr     
Sorry, can't comment. Went straight to Tamara gets her Mellons out

11 Dec 2012 02:14 PM
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squirrelflavoredyogurt     
"Railway officials have blamed a faulty window seal for the frozen toilet seat."

What kind of faulty seal lets in 3 inches of snow? Did the window fall out because the seal was faulty? That might explain it.

11 Dec 2012 02:17 PM
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puckrock2000     
Read this book to find out what it's like to have to use the toilet on a train in Manchuria when it's -35.
/Farenheit, not Celsius

www.paultheroux.com

11 Dec 2012 02:37 PM
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oldfarthenry    [TotalFark]  

puckrock2000: Read this book to find out what it's like to have to use the toilet on a train in Manchuria when it's -35.
/Farenheit, not Celsius


-35F = -37.22C

Yeah - that's a MASSIVE difference there, Cletus.

11 Dec 2012 03:03 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     

oldfarthenry: puckrock2000: Read this book to find out what it's like to have to use the toilet on a train in Manchuria when it's -35.
/Farenheit, not Celsius

-35F = -37.22C

Yeah - that's a MASSIVE difference there, Cletus.


DUR ITS NEGATIVE 40 WHAT? KELVIN? CELCIOUS? FAERENHEIT
NEEDS MORE INFORMATION
CAUSE I IZ SMART

11 Dec 2012 04:16 PM
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Benjimin_Dover     

aspAddict: Some NSFW-ish ads at the bottom...just warning those of you Farking from the Vatican.


Don't know who Katie Green is but me likey.

11 Dec 2012 08:33 PM
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iron de havilland    [TotalFark]  

oldfarthenry: puckrock2000: Read this book to find out what it's like to have to use the toilet on a train in Manchuria when it's -35.
/Farenheit, not Celsius

-35F = -37.22C

Yeah - that's a MASSIVE difference there, Cletus.


At least it wasn't -40.

/Celsius, not Fahrenheit.

11 Dec 2012 10:14 PM
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