Probably not getting tight pussy or loose shoes either.

I eat my pees with honey; / I've done it all my life. / It makes the pees taste funny, / But it keeps them on the knife.

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Defrosting this entire room with my piss = Batman resolving a Mr. Freeze crime spree.

I would write my name in the snow and add a poop exclamation point!

umm.. pee and poop are hot. just pee and poop on the ice and hope it melts it.

After a meal at Taco Bell I usually dream about a toilet that looks like that..

Meh. "Same sh*t - different bidet" for this Canuckian.

The carriage was absolutely freezing - about minus 3 degrees

That's Celsius, folks. It's about 27 F.

ABSOLUTELY FREEZING.

Sybarite: Probably not getting tight pussy or loose shoes either.

Hmmm, I actually do get that reference.

Done in one.

/thanks for the earworm

Uh, NSFW article links below the main article there guys...

The link may not be SFW! I scrolled down to find topless pics of someone named Katie. Hello nipples! I re-opened the link, and found Katie's nips pic in the same carousel again only in a slightly different position.

FatherChaos

The carriage was absolutely freezing - about minus 3 degrees

That's Celsius, folks. It's about 27 F.

ABSOLUTELY FREEZING.


Protip: "minus 3 degrees" is freezing on the Fahrenheit scale, too.


perhaps that's the joke

Some NSFW-ish ads at the bottom...just warning those of you Farking from the Vatican.

They call it "spending a penny"? All I've got is a nickel - got change?

The Poles found the recipe for ice cubes!

It's a bit nipply

aspAddict

Some NSFW-ish ads at the bottom...just warning those of you Farking from the Vatican.

Because they're of adult women, warning heeded.

Englebert Slaptyback: FatherChaos

perhaps that's the joke

 

She was technically correct with the word "freezing." It's more of a shot at how much of a pussy that woman is. You'd think in Poland they'd be more tolerant to cold weather. It was 28 here yesterday and wasn't that bad.

anyone else see boobies? I saw boobie TEEHEE

anyone else just immediately scroll to the bottom of the article to see what's NSFW?

Just 1 of the perks for living in Poland...

kcfarker: anyone else just immediately scroll to the bottom of the article to see what's NSFW?

Skipping past a frozen crapper to boobies was the best idea.

FatherChaos

She was technically correct with the word "freezing." It's more of a shot at how much of a pussy that woman is. You'd think in Poland they'd be more tolerant to cold weather. It was 28 here yesterday and wasn't that bad.


Ah, I see.

jjwars1: It's a bit nipply

Tis the season to be merry

jjwars1: The link may not be SFW! I scrolled down to find topless pics of someone named Katie. Hello nipples! I re-opened the link, and found Katie's nips pic in the same carousel again only in a slightly different position.

Missed those on the first run. Thanks jj!

FatherChaos: The carriage was absolutely freezing - about minus 3 degrees

That's Celsius, folks. It's about 27 F.
ABSOLUTELY FREEZING.
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Better than Absolute Zero

Carn: jjwars1: It's a bit nipply

Tis the season to be merry

Thanks for reminding me that I need to watch that movie within the next week or so.

Sorry, can't comment. Went straight to Tamara gets her Mellons out

"Railway officials have blamed a faulty window seal for the frozen toilet seat."

What kind of faulty seal lets in 3 inches of snow? Did the window fall out because the seal was faulty? That might explain it.

Read this book to find out what it's like to have to use the toilet on a train in Manchuria when it's -35.
/Farenheit, not Celsius

puckrock2000: Read this book to find out what it's like to have to use the toilet on a train in Manchuria when it's -35.
/Farenheit, not Celsius

-35F = -37.22C

Yeah - that's a MASSIVE difference there, Cletus.

oldfarthenry: puckrock2000: Read this book to find out what it's like to have to use the toilet on a train in Manchuria when it's -35.
/Farenheit, not Celsius

-35F = -37.22C

Yeah - that's a MASSIVE difference there, Cletus.

DUR ITS NEGATIVE 40 WHAT? KELVIN? CELCIOUS? FAERENHEIT
NEEDS MORE INFORMATION
CAUSE I IZ SMART

aspAddict: Some NSFW-ish ads at the bottom...just warning those of you Farking from the Vatican.

Don't know who Katie Green is but me likey.

oldfarthenry: puckrock2000: Read this book to find out what it's like to have to use the toilet on a train in Manchuria when it's -35.
/Farenheit, not Celsius

-35F = -37.22C

Yeah - that's a MASSIVE difference there, Cletus.

At least it wasn't -40.

/Celsius, not Fahrenheit.