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   ESPN president: Maybe we should spend a little more time talking about NFL players who get on the field and play football well

11 Dec 2012 02:45 PM   |   12128 clicks   |   NFL
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The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
I like the ones that don't play football well, they make better film.

all NFL players are overpaid cry babies.

11 Dec 2012 12:33 PM
GAT_00     
I'll believe that when I see it. ESPN doesn't know how to do anything but give all glory to the Tebow.

11 Dec 2012 12:58 PM
kid_icarus     
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11 Dec 2012 01:07 PM
Krieghund     
Because we haven't heard enough about Tom Brady?

11 Dec 2012 01:35 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  
play football well good

ftfy

11 Dec 2012 01:39 PM
Peter von Nostrand    [TotalFark]  
He then later added "but let's be real, you twits want Tebus so we'll keep putting his over hyped mug on TV"

11 Dec 2012 02:33 PM
uofacats2004     
Did someone just refer to the president of ESPN as a hero?

11 Dec 2012 02:47 PM
factoryconnection    [TotalFark]  

GAT_00: I'll believe that when I see it. ESPN doesn't know how to do anything but give all glory to the Tebow.


And jabber for days about such serious sports news as "handshake-gate." God, they talk about anything BUT actual play on ESPN radio and SportsCenter most of the time.

11 Dec 2012 02:47 PM
Arkanaut    [TotalFark]  
Completely undeserved Hero tag. ESPN's been the one feeding the Tebow frenzy the whole time, this guy is just realizing that they're overplaying him 3/4 of the way into the season. It's like if I got a Hero tag for kicking a puppy, then taking the puppy to the vet.

11 Dec 2012 02:48 PM
darth_badger     
So they are going to ignore Tony Romo?

11 Dec 2012 02:48 PM
seumasokelly     
So...are they cancelling First Take? Cutting it's timeslot in half? How will Skip Bayless survive?

11 Dec 2012 02:48 PM
Raoul Eaton     
Well hey then. How about that Bart Starr? And Joe Namath? They were some players. And that Refrigerator guy, too. Let's see some football, people!

11 Dec 2012 02:49 PM
Super Chronic     
ESPN wasn't the villain before and ESPN isn't the hero now. ESPN talks about what audiences want to hear about, and now that the majority of football fans are getting a clue that Tebow just isn't very good, they're changing their emphasis.

11 Dec 2012 02:50 PM
Di Atribe    [TotalFark]  

CapeFearCadaver: play football well good

ftfy


ok, rotsky

11 Dec 2012 02:50 PM
SkylineRecords     

uofacats2004: Did someone just refer to the president of ESPN as a hero?


Welp, looks like we have 10 days left of living on this planet.

11 Dec 2012 02:51 PM
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros     

seumasokelly: How will Skip Bayless survive?


Contrary to popular demand?

11 Dec 2012 02:51 PM
Hardy-r-r    [TotalFark]  
So now we have stories about making non-stories.
ESPN makes me puke

11 Dec 2012 02:51 PM
ChipNASA     
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11 Dec 2012 02:52 PM
Di Atribe    [TotalFark]  

seumasokelly: So...are they cancelling First Take? Cutting it's timeslot in half? How will Skip Bayless survive?


Wait, so this is how we silence the Skip? And we're just now thinking of it?

11 Dec 2012 02:52 PM
Gunny Highway     
Here is a better idea: Execute half of your on air personality on the SportsCenter follow PTI.

I would watch that.

11 Dec 2012 02:53 PM
Treygreen13     
"We're going to talk about Tebow less. TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW."

darth_badger: So they are going to ignore Tony Romo?


He'll probably get his usual coverage - when the Cowboys win they won't say anything and when they lose it'll be his fault.

11 Dec 2012 02:54 PM
JoeyJoJo     
Di Atribe:

"CapeFearCadaver: play football well good"

ok, rotsky


He didn't put "Pet Peeve, Sorry" so I think he's trolling

11 Dec 2012 02:55 PM
LucklessWonder     

Gunny Highway: Here is a better idea: Execute half of your on air personality on the SportsCenter follow PTI.

I would watch that.


Spare Scot Van Pelt & Ryen Russillo from the culling though, as their ESPN Radio show is actually pretty good.

/Oh, and spare Matthew Berry, Nate Ravitz and Stephania Bell, I like the fantasy football podcasts

11 Dec 2012 02:56 PM
PowerSlacker     

Krieghund: Because we haven't heard enough about Tom Brady?


They've been fellating Worst Manning a lot more than Brady this year.

11 Dec 2012 02:59 PM
HotWingConspiracy     
I liked at the beginning of the season when they went to Tebow milling about on the sidelines after every Jets play.

"Let's get Tebow's reaction...oop he's drinking Gatorade. I think that about says it all, ladies and gentlemen. This man is a hero."

11 Dec 2012 02:59 PM
bentleypm     
Hey, did anybody see Matt Flynn's performance on Sunday? He has clearly proven himself to be the next Peyton Manning, and should probably be the starter going into the playoffs.

11 Dec 2012 03:00 PM
monoski     
They are owned by Disney. Was there anyone left that thought ESPN was still about sports?

11 Dec 2012 03:02 PM
sammyk    [TotalFark]  

11 Dec 2012 03:03 PM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
Why fark with the formula?
Repeat the same players names over and over, and massage your crotch while dreaming of him in a tight uniform and wear his jersey, and memorize every thing about him because he's dreamy, and you love him. you want to kiss him, you want to marry him.

11 Dec 2012 03:05 PM
Tat'dGreaser     
The real question is, what is Brett Favre doing?

11 Dec 2012 03:05 PM
Ow! That was my feelings!     
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11 Dec 2012 03:06 PM
Gunny Highway     

monoski: They are owned by Disney. Was there anyone left that thought ESPN was still about sports?


I like Around the Horn, PTI, 30 for 30. I tune in for games. Outside of that I never turn it on.

11 Dec 2012 03:06 PM
mantafirefly     
How about we talk instead about a Man's game?

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/Hot like a 16 man scrum
//Armour? You only need a gumshield.

11 Dec 2012 03:07 PM
Gunny Highway     

mantafirefly: How about we talk instead about a Man's game?

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

/Hot like a 16 man scrum
//Armour? You only need a gumshield.


Sure, what do you want to say about it?

11 Dec 2012 03:08 PM
king of vegas     
Number of Tebow's in the article: 8

I think ESPN's like, well we've talked about Tebow as a QB. We've talked about Tebow as a Christian. We've talked about Tebow as a hall-of-fame college football candidate. We've talked about Tebow being drafted in the 1st round. We've talked about Tebow being "He just wins games" Tebow.

We've talked about how much we talk about Tebow. We've talked about how much other people talk about Tebow. We've talked a lot about how other people say that we talk to much about Tebow. We've talked about shirtless Tebow. We've talked about Tebowing Tebow. We've talked about other people Tebowing.

We've talked about the Tebow QB controversy in Denver. We've talked about the Tebow QB controversy in New York. We've talked about how there isn't a Tebow QB controversy in Denver. We've talked about how there isn't a Tebow QB controversy in New York. We've talked about how there might be a Tebow controversy in Denver/NY if the current QB has a bad week.

We've talked about Tebow's throwing motion. We've talked about Tebow's ability to play in the option and wildcat offenses. We've talked about how ineffective Tebow's been this year. We've talked about how effective Tebow would be if he was just given the chance to play as a starter. We've talked about how Tebow can't make it as a QB but Tebow would be a geat FB or TE.

We've talked about how everyone knew Tebow would fail at the NFL level. We've talked about how Tebow will succeed one day when he's on the right team with the right coach in the right position. We've talked about what a great leader Tebow is. We've talked about what a great person Tebow is.

Tebow is the most Tebowish Tebow that has ever Tebowed.

So now it's... we're going to talk about NOT talking about Tebow!

YEAH!

11 Dec 2012 03:08 PM
special20    [TotalFark]  
Every season, without fail, the sports casters find some poor boob with a hard to pronounce, or fun to pronounce name and just go on and on about it. I first noticed this after making the mistake of playing a drinking game where we had to take a shot every time one of them said Tiki Barber.

later... it was Tiki Bllleerrrrrrrghhhhhh... uh...

11 Dec 2012 03:09 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Can't we just have more of Charissa Thompson?

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11 Dec 2012 03:10 PM
mantafirefly     

Gunny Highway: mantafirefly: How about we talk instead about a Man's game?

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

/Hot like a 16 man scrum
//Armour? You only need a gumshield.

Sure, what do you want to say about it?


Mostly that I find it odd that people think Gridiron Football is interesting at all next to the far more exciting Rugby Union.

11 Dec 2012 03:12 PM
notatrollorami     

factoryconnection: GAT_00: I'll believe that when I see it. ESPN doesn't know how to do anything but give all glory to the Tebow.

And jabber for days about such serious sports news as "handshake-gate." God, they talk about anything BUT actual play on ESPN radio and SportsCenter most of the time.


ESPN programming absolutely rocked in the early 90's, but boy the decline after that was fast and hard. I've found it unwatchable for at least 10 years. Meaning I see it once in a while by happenstance, quickly grow nauseous, and remember why I never, ever watch it voluntarily anymore.

I don't understand who DOES watch it. Is there a sports equivalent demographic for Jersey Shore and Honey Booboo viewers? Must be, I guess.

11 Dec 2012 03:12 PM
Super Chronic     

Di Atribe: seumasokelly: So...are they cancelling First Take? Cutting it's timeslot in half? How will Skip Bayless survive?

Wait, so this is how we silence the Skip? And we're just now thinking of it?


You know, I don't think I have ever actually watched Skip Bayless on TV. I might have read an article or two by him but can't specifically recall. But plenty of people whom I know and trust say he's an idiot and a jackhole, and that's good enough for me. Same goes for Colin Cowherd.

11 Dec 2012 03:13 PM
farbekrieg     

Di Atribe: seumasokelly: So...are they cancelling First Take? Cutting it's timeslot in half? How will Skip Bayless survive?

Wait, so this is how we silence the Skip? And we're just now thinking of it?


make cubes his permanent cohost on first take, rename show to cubes pimp slaps skip for 21 and 1/2 minutes, interspersed with commercials promoting espn followed by a new show about how great espn is, ESPN!

/now for your espn update on the status of espn reporting that espn is no longer quoting sources about tim tebow, that tim will no longer be covered every 35 seconds on espn

11 Dec 2012 03:13 PM
BeerGraduate     
2LATE

11 Dec 2012 03:14 PM
js34603     

mantafirefly: Gunny Highway: mantafirefly: How about we talk instead about a Man's game?

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

/Hot like a 16 man scrum
//Armour? You only need a gumshield.

Sure, what do you want to say about it?

Mostly that I find it odd that people think Gridiron Football is interesting at all next to the far more exciting Rugby Union.


Well that is a new and fascinating viewpoint. It has never been brought up by rugby fans in any football thread ever. Good thing you're here.

11 Dec 2012 03:16 PM
theurge14     
This is just one instance that is indicative of a much larger problem at ESPN and sports in general thanks to their utter reliance on ESPN for relevance.

11 Dec 2012 03:16 PM
IAmRight     
Is this where I talk about how I like a pretty much irrelevant sport in America and how much superior it is to the NFL?

/go Arena Football!
//even if you're run by largely incompetent morons!

11 Dec 2012 03:19 PM
lunchinlewis    [TotalFark]  
RGIIIbow!!

11 Dec 2012 03:19 PM
AngryPanda     

Super Chronic: Di Atribe: seumasokelly: So...are they cancelling First Take? Cutting it's timeslot in half? How will Skip Bayless survive?

Wait, so this is how we silence the Skip? And we're just now thinking of it?

You know, I don't think I have ever actually watched Skip Bayless on TV. I might have read an article or two by him but can't specifically recall. But plenty of people whom I know and trust say he's an idiot and a jackhole, and that's good enough for me. Same goes for Colin Cowherd.


Skip Bayless has made a career out of being completely, 100% wrong about "insider info" all of the time, but then treated as if he's right all of the time.

In fact, it's easier to just guess the opposite of whatever he says. You have better odds of being correct.

11 Dec 2012 03:20 PM
s1ugg0     

mantafirefly: How about we talk instead about a Man's game?

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/Hot like a 16 man scrum
//Armour? You only need a gumshield.


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Those pads just make the hits worse. Thats why so many NFL players have brain damage.

11 Dec 2012 03:20 PM
BeerGraduate     
Media dictating how sport is played and officiated = integrity of sport lost

11 Dec 2012 03:20 PM
Mock26     
Two.

11 Dec 2012 03:22 PM
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