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   Paleontologists blow chance to name newly discovered lizard BARACKASAURUS

11 Dec 2012 02:10 PM   |   6035 clicks   |   NBC News
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cretinbob     
Kenyasaurus?

11 Dec 2012 12:56 PM
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cretinbob     
Fartoraptor?

11 Dec 2012 12:56 PM
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Gecko Gingrich    [TotalFark]  
Tyrannosaurus Rex was already taken, amirite?

11 Dec 2012 01:00 PM
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St_Francis_P     
B-rockasauras?

11 Dec 2012 01:15 PM
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poonesfarm    [TotalFark]  
Socialosaurus Marx?

11 Dec 2012 01:16 PM
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CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  
FartBingBongosaurus?

11 Dec 2012 01:36 PM
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propasaurus    [TotalFark]  
Hmm. Interesting.

11 Dec 2012 01:48 PM
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The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
I'd love to have a thunder lizard named after me....

11 Dec 2012 02:05 PM
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darth_badger     
There were no black people in The Flintstones.

11 Dec 2012 02:12 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
Time to dust this off:


" "President" Ballrog, HUSSEIN, Sombrero, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, al-Chicago, Chocolate Jesus, B-Rock the Islamic Shock, Barky McTeleprompter, Wizard of Uhhs, BoBo the Clown, Oblahbla, Jug Ears, Saunas breach akimbo, Waffles The Clown, Borborygmos Hammerhiem, The Rainbow King, Bukkake O'Bunga, OBIGOT, El Jefe Chocholate, "Jace the Mindsculpter", Hopey McChangeypants, Oyobi, Bonzo the Time Traveler, La Bamba yo' Mamma, Samurai Kebab Nachos, Barackabeedoobeedoobeedo, Hussein-In-The-Membrane, Black Thunder, Dr. Utopia, Rainbow King, Obamarambo, Fartbongo, II"

11 Dec 2012 02:12 PM
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tuxq     
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11 Dec 2012 02:14 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

darth_badger: There were no black people in The Flintstones.




Attractive and Successful African Evolutionary Cartoon Characters.

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11 Dec 2012 02:15 PM
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pute kisses like a man     
Obamadon, Mah Nà Mah Nà

/ muppets

11 Dec 2012 02:16 PM
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Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  
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Obamasaur, why do you forsake Jesus? He carries you now.

11 Dec 2012 02:16 PM
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ArkPanda     
"Paleontologists examining the specimen's pelvic bones concluded that its farts made a noise similar to a bongo that could be heard up to half a mile (0.3 km) away."

11 Dec 2012 02:16 PM
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USP .45     
CO2 levels were way higher 65 million years ago. That lizard must have REALLY been a Marxist.

11 Dec 2012 02:17 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

darth_badger: There were no black people in The Flintstones.


Because they didn't have KOOLS back then.....
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11 Dec 2012 02:18 PM
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Wolf_Blitzer     

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11 Dec 2012 02:21 PM
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MindStalker     

ChipNASA: Time to dust this off:


" "President" Ballrog, HUSSEIN, Sombrero, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, al-Chicago, Chocolate Jesus, B-Rock the Islamic Shock, Barky McTeleprompter, Wizard of Uhhs, BoBo the Clown, Oblahbla, Jug Ears, Saunas breach akimbo, Waffles The Clown, Borborygmos Hammerhiem, The Rainbow King, Bukkake O'Bunga, OBIGOT, El Jefe Chocholate, "Jace the Mindsculpter", Hopey McChangeypants, Oyobi, Bonzo the Time Traveler, La Bamba yo' Mamma, Samurai Kebab Nachos, Barackabeedoobeedoobeedo, Hussein-In-The-Membrane, Black Thunder, Dr. Utopia, Rainbow King, Obamarambo, Fartbongo, II"



I starting reading that to the tune of The Flintsons at first, it sorta worked for the first 2 lines.

11 Dec 2012 02:22 PM
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pedobearapproved     

tuxq: HOW TO GET A GREENLIGHT ON FARK
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This

I figured it might just be a mod troll, to keep it lively, but If it is a troll it's a really lazy troll, it's like off handedly calling someone's mother that you've never met fat, and then asking for a high-five from your buddy cause you really got someone this time.

11 Dec 2012 02:23 PM
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Tax Boy     
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Trollosaurus Rex

11 Dec 2012 02:25 PM
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
Obama already has a type of fish (Ethiostoma obama) and lichen (Caloplaca obamae) named after him, and now the recently re-elected leader of the free world can add a foot-long, slender-toothed casualty of the Cretaceous-Tertiary extinction to the list.


Christ people, why not just blow the man and be done with it.

11 Dec 2012 02:26 PM
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stuhayes2010     
mortalkombat.neoseeker.com

Paleontologists are Mortal Kombat fans?

11 Dec 2012 02:27 PM
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cryinoutloud     
Barackasoreass

Get it? Because he's so butthurt all the time, and won't work with others, and he's Barack. Hahahahahahaaa High five!

11 Dec 2012 02:27 PM
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StashMonster     

11 Dec 2012 02:28 PM
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DjangoStonereaver    [TotalFark]  
Actually, Obamadon is pretty cool.

11 Dec 2012 02:28 PM
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DoctorHowardDoctorFine     
but...it's less than a foot long...

11 Dec 2012 02:29 PM
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Butthurted     

Wolf_Blitzer: tuxq: HOW TO GET A GREENLIGHT ON FARK
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Yes, I am stealing that photo for future spamming.. err...thoughtful, non-inflamitory posting

11 Dec 2012 02:29 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Christ people, why not just blow the man and be done with it.


No, that was Bill Clinton.
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11 Dec 2012 02:29 PM
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darth_badger     

DoctorHowardDoctorFine: but...it's less than a foot long...


He is half white you know.

11 Dec 2012 02:34 PM
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Just_a_Bear     
to be fair, 'Obamadon' is pretty cool, though it could sound like he's joined the mafia

11 Dec 2012 02:35 PM
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johnboy2978     
Jesus Christ. Can we just go ahead and canonize him already? How about we pass an amendment to officially change the name of the country to the United States of Barack? I am so sick of this guy already and he hasn't even started the screwing of the next four years. Like the dinosaur, the US will probably be extinct by the time he leaves office with all his crippling debt. I think God is starting to get Obama-Complex.

11 Dec 2012 02:36 PM
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Parthenogenetic     
Taxalotofus Rex?

11 Dec 2012 02:49 PM
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browntimmy     

johnboy2978: Jesus Christ. Can we just go ahead and canonize him already? How about we pass an amendment to officially change the name of the country to the United States of Barack? I am so sick of this guy already and he hasn't even started the screwing of the next four years. Like the dinosaur, the US will probably be extinct by the time he leaves office with all his crippling debt. I think God is starting to get Obama-Complex.


Next time you're doing humor, aim for quality instead of quantity.

11 Dec 2012 02:50 PM
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Stephen_Falken     
Ah, it will be f*cking AWESOME to enjoy yet another 4 long years of neoconservatives' frustration with their powerlessness. Especially here in newly-supermajoritized California, where you c*nts will be lucky if we even let you through the checkpoints by 2016.

But don't worry, I heard they also named something after Romney. It's an emotional disease where the sufferer is obsessed with feelings of dissatisfaction due to the inability to purchase a Veyron SS and only feels they can afford a Lotus Elise. After the attack has passed, they rediscover that they are too poor even to buy a used Ford Courier pickup because they work for a rich corporate pig. It's called Mitt-understanding.

11 Dec 2012 02:52 PM
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fruitloop    [TotalFark]  
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Brakasaurus!

/oh man!

11 Dec 2012 02:55 PM
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Bermuda59     
The Mittasaurus is also extinct

11 Dec 2012 02:57 PM
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TabASlotB     
Usurperceratops?

11 Dec 2012 02:57 PM
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Free_Chilly_Willy     
I'm glad everyone finds the propaganda machine working overtime to be so amusing.

Lets just go along and name every federal building after him and be done with it.

11 Dec 2012 02:58 PM
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Parthenogenetic     
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Obamadon looks on blithely, bottom left, as Taxolotofus IRSii, center, prepares to devour Middleclassicus americani, bottom right.

Center left: Job creatorus prepares to add value to a herd of corporatosauri, center right.

Background center: a dense agglomeration of credit default swaps and asset-backed securities prepares to inject liquidity and an enormous bolus of hot money into the financial ecosystem

Top left: Satan, in the guise of a serpent, awaits coiled on a branch of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, preparing to deceive Eve (not pictured) into tasting its fruit.

11 Dec 2012 03:00 PM
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Parthenogenetic     

Free_Chilly_Willy: I'm glad everyone finds the propaganda machine working overtime to be so amusing.

Lets just go along and name every federal building after him and be done with it.


I have to catch a flight to Reagan National Airport later, so I am getting a kick out of this reply.

11 Dec 2012 03:01 PM
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DownDaRiver    [TotalFark]  
What the hell, why not?
They already handed him a prize that he didn't deserve either

11 Dec 2012 03:03 PM
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Free_Chilly_Willy     

Parthenogenetic: Free_Chilly_Willy: I'm glad everyone finds the propaganda machine working overtime to be so amusing.

Lets just go along and name every federal building after him and be done with it.

I have to catch a flight to Reagan National Airport later, so I am getting a kick out of this reply.


Reagan had actual accomplishments to speak of.

11 Dec 2012 03:03 PM
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Parthenogenetic     

Free_Chilly_Willy: Parthenogenetic: Free_Chilly_Willy: I'm glad everyone finds the propaganda machine working overtime to be so amusing.

Lets just go along and name every federal building after him and be done with it.

I have to catch a flight to Reagan National Airport later, so I am getting a kick out of this reply.

Reagan had actual accomplishments to speak of.


Yeah, but don't you find it amusing that they named a public airport after Ronald "Government isn't the solution to any problems, government IS the problem" Reagan?

11 Dec 2012 03:05 PM
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max_pooper     

Free_Chilly_Willy: Parthenogenetic: Free_Chilly_Willy: I'm glad everyone finds the propaganda machine working overtime to be so amusing.

Lets just go along and name every federal building after him and be done with it.

I have to catch a flight to Reagan National Airport later, so I am getting a kick out of this reply.

Reagan had actual accomplishments to speak of.


True, he was president of a union.

11 Dec 2012 03:07 PM
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oldfarthenry    [TotalFark]  

Free_Chilly_Willy: Parthenogenetic: Free_Chilly_Willy: I'm glad everyone finds the propaganda machine working overtime to be so amusing.

Lets just go along and name every federal building after him and be done with it.

I have to catch a flight to Reagan National Airport later, so I am getting a kick out of this reply.

Reagan had actual accomplishments to speak of.


Like sh*t-canning a whole whack of air-traffic controllers? Kind of an ironic name for an airport when you think about it.

11 Dec 2012 03:08 PM
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BarkingUnicorn    [TotalFark]  

darth_badger: There were no black people in The Flintstones.


Black people didn't have TVs until socialism.

11 Dec 2012 03:12 PM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
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11 Dec 2012 03:15 PM
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poonesfarm    [TotalFark]  

BarkingUnicorn: darth_badger: There were no black people in The Flintstones.

Black people didn't have TVs until socialism.


Or phones.

11 Dec 2012 03:16 PM
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cryinoutloud     
Reagan:

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Carter:

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Clinton

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Obama:

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Bush:

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11 Dec 2012 03:17 PM
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