Kenyasaurus?

Fartoraptor?

Tyrannosaurus Rex was already taken, amirite?

B-rockasauras?

Socialosaurus Marx?

FartBingBongosaurus?

Hmm. Interesting.

I'd love to have a thunder lizard named after me....

There were no black people in The Flintstones.

Time to dust this off:


" "President" Ballrog, HUSSEIN, Sombrero, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, al-Chicago, Chocolate Jesus, B-Rock the Islamic Shock, Barky McTeleprompter, Wizard of Uhhs, BoBo the Clown, Oblahbla, Jug Ears, Saunas breach akimbo, Waffles The Clown, Borborygmos Hammerhiem, The Rainbow King, Bukkake O'Bunga, OBIGOT, El Jefe Chocholate, "Jace the Mindsculpter", Hopey McChangeypants, Oyobi, Bonzo the Time Traveler, La Bamba yo' Mamma, Samurai Kebab Nachos, Barackabeedoobeedoobeedo, Hussein-In-The-Membrane, Black Thunder, Dr. Utopia, Rainbow King, Obamarambo, Fartbongo, II"

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darth_badger: There were no black people in The Flintstones.



Attractive and Successful African Evolutionary Cartoon Characters.

Obamadon, Mah Nà Mah Nà

/ muppets

Obamasaur, why do you forsake Jesus? He carries you now.

"Paleontologists examining the specimen's pelvic bones concluded that its farts made a noise similar to a bongo that could be heard up to half a mile (0.3 km) away."

CO2 levels were way higher 65 million years ago. That lizard must have REALLY been a Marxist.

darth_badger: There were no black people in The Flintstones.

Because they didn't have KOOLS back then.....

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ChipNASA: Time to dust this off:


" "President" Ballrog, HUSSEIN, Sombrero, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, al-Chicago, Chocolate Jesus, B-Rock the Islamic Shock, Barky McTeleprompter, Wizard of Uhhs, BoBo the Clown, Oblahbla, Jug Ears, Saunas breach akimbo, Waffles The Clown, Borborygmos Hammerhiem, The Rainbow King, Bukkake O'Bunga, OBIGOT, El Jefe Chocholate, "Jace the Mindsculpter", Hopey McChangeypants, Oyobi, Bonzo the Time Traveler, La Bamba yo' Mamma, Samurai Kebab Nachos, Barackabeedoobeedoobeedo, Hussein-In-The-Membrane, Black Thunder, Dr. Utopia, Rainbow King, Obamarambo, Fartbongo, II"


I starting reading that to the tune of The Flintsons at first, it sorta worked for the first 2 lines.

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This

I figured it might just be a mod troll, to keep it lively, but If it is a troll it's a really lazy troll, it's like off handedly calling someone's mother that you've never met fat, and then asking for a high-five from your buddy cause you really got someone this time.

Trollosaurus Rex

Obama already has a type of fish (Ethiostoma obama) and lichen (Caloplaca obamae) named after him, and now the recently re-elected leader of the free world can add a foot-long, slender-toothed casualty of the Cretaceous-Tertiary extinction to the list.


Christ people, why not just blow the man and be done with it.

Paleontologists are Mortal Kombat fans?

Barackasoreass

Get it? Because he's so butthurt all the time, and won't work with others, and he's Barack. Hahahahahahaaa High five!

BOOM BOOM BARACKARACKA BOOM [everybody walk the dinosaur]

Actually, Obamadon is pretty cool.

but...it's less than a foot long...

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Yes, I am stealing that photo for future spamming.. err...thoughtful, non-inflamitory posting

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Christ people, why not just blow the man and be done with it.

No, that was Bill Clinton.

DoctorHowardDoctorFine: but...it's less than a foot long...

He is half white you know.

to be fair, 'Obamadon' is pretty cool, though it could sound like he's joined the mafia

Jesus Christ. Can we just go ahead and canonize him already? How about we pass an amendment to officially change the name of the country to the United States of Barack? I am so sick of this guy already and he hasn't even started the screwing of the next four years. Like the dinosaur, the US will probably be extinct by the time he leaves office with all his crippling debt. I think God is starting to get Obama-Complex.

Taxalotofus Rex?

johnboy2978: Jesus Christ. Can we just go ahead and canonize him already? How about we pass an amendment to officially change the name of the country to the United States of Barack? I am so sick of this guy already and he hasn't even started the screwing of the next four years. Like the dinosaur, the US will probably be extinct by the time he leaves office with all his crippling debt. I think God is starting to get Obama-Complex.

Next time you're doing humor, aim for quality instead of quantity.

Ah, it will be f*cking AWESOME to enjoy yet another 4 long years of neoconservatives' frustration with their powerlessness. Especially here in newly-supermajoritized California, where you c*nts will be lucky if we even let you through the checkpoints by 2016.

But don't worry, I heard they also named something after Romney. It's an emotional disease where the sufferer is obsessed with feelings of dissatisfaction due to the inability to purchase a Veyron SS and only feels they can afford a Lotus Elise. After the attack has passed, they rediscover that they are too poor even to buy a used Ford Courier pickup because they work for a rich corporate pig. It's called Mitt-understanding.

Brakasaurus!

/oh man!

The Mittasaurus is also extinct

Usurperceratops?

I'm glad everyone finds the propaganda machine working overtime to be so amusing.

Lets just go along and name every federal building after him and be done with it.

Obamadon looks on blithely, bottom left, as Taxolotofus IRSii, center, prepares to devour Middleclassicus americani, bottom right.

Center left: Job creatorus prepares to add value to a herd of corporatosauri, center right.

Background center: a dense agglomeration of credit default swaps and asset-backed securities prepares to inject liquidity and an enormous bolus of hot money into the financial ecosystem

Top left: Satan, in the guise of a serpent, awaits coiled on a branch of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, preparing to deceive Eve (not pictured) into tasting its fruit.

Free_Chilly_Willy: I'm glad everyone finds the propaganda machine working overtime to be so amusing.

Lets just go along and name every federal building after him and be done with it.

I have to catch a flight to Reagan National Airport later, so I am getting a kick out of this reply.

What the hell, why not?
They already handed him a prize that he didn't deserve either

Parthenogenetic: Free_Chilly_Willy: I'm glad everyone finds the propaganda machine working overtime to be so amusing.

Lets just go along and name every federal building after him and be done with it.

I have to catch a flight to Reagan National Airport later, so I am getting a kick out of this reply.

Reagan had actual accomplishments to speak of.

Free_Chilly_Willy: Parthenogenetic: Free_Chilly_Willy: I'm glad everyone finds the propaganda machine working overtime to be so amusing.

Lets just go along and name every federal building after him and be done with it.

I have to catch a flight to Reagan National Airport later, so I am getting a kick out of this reply.

Reagan had actual accomplishments to speak of.

Yeah, but don't you find it amusing that they named a public airport after Ronald "Government isn't the solution to any problems, government IS the problem" Reagan?

Free_Chilly_Willy: Parthenogenetic: Free_Chilly_Willy: I'm glad everyone finds the propaganda machine working overtime to be so amusing.

Lets just go along and name every federal building after him and be done with it.

I have to catch a flight to Reagan National Airport later, so I am getting a kick out of this reply.

Reagan had actual accomplishments to speak of.

True, he was president of a union.

Free_Chilly_Willy: Parthenogenetic: Free_Chilly_Willy: I'm glad everyone finds the propaganda machine working overtime to be so amusing.

Lets just go along and name every federal building after him and be done with it.

I have to catch a flight to Reagan National Airport later, so I am getting a kick out of this reply.

Reagan had actual accomplishments to speak of.

Like sh*t-canning a whole whack of air-traffic controllers? Kind of an ironic name for an airport when you think about it.

darth_badger: There were no black people in The Flintstones.

Black people didn't have TVs until socialism.

BarkingUnicorn: darth_badger: There were no black people in The Flintstones.

Black people didn't have TVs until socialism.

Or phones.

Reagan:



Carter:




Clinton



Obama:



Bush: