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   Canadians are so polite the police send Christmas cards to criminals

11 Dec 2012 07:13 PM   |   3739 clicks   |   Sun News Network
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
I got a Christmas card from a tobacco company today. I was expecting coupons or something, but nope, just a card.

Creepy.

11 Dec 2012 06:57 PM
Silly Jesus     
Librul butthurt (too mean, shocking) / cop hate (having a small penis) in 3...2...1...

11 Dec 2012 07:20 PM
devildog123    [TotalFark]  

Silly Jesus: Librul butthurt (too mean, shocking) / cop hate (having a small penis) in 3...2...1...


The fact that cops feel like that sort of gear should be issued to them is disgusting, they're police, not military.

/certainly not a liberal

11 Dec 2012 07:22 PM
skinink     

Happy Holidays, from Julian Patrick Swayze.


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11 Dec 2012 07:23 PM
gweilo8888     

Silly Jesus: Librul butthurt (too mean, shocking) / cop hate (having a small penis) in 3...2...1...


Idiot raving about "libruls" and generally acting like a numpty in 3... 2... Oh. Shiat. You blew your load early. That *never* happens.

11 Dec 2012 07:25 PM
Insatiable Jesus     
devildog123: Silly Jesus: Librul butthurt (too mean, shocking) / cop hate (having a small penis) in 3...2...1...

The fact that cops feel like that sort of gear should be issued to them is disgusting, they're police, not military.

/certainly not a liberal


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I'm in GA, the trend here is to make them as menacing as possible. My son asked me why the cop cars looked like the bad guys in the Transformers movies. From the mouths of babes.

11 Dec 2012 07:27 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
Dear shiathead, by the time Christmas rolls around you may be back in. Do you want that?

Signed,
Abbotsford cops

11 Dec 2012 07:30 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     

fusillade762: I got a Christmas card from a tobacco company today. I was expecting coupons or something, but nope, just a card.

Creepy.


i got the same one probably. how many companies other than Newport would u think would hand out Chrimbus cards

11 Dec 2012 07:35 PM
Mark Ratner    [TotalFark]  
If it inspires just one habitual criminal to change his ways, then its worth it. Oh Canada, you're awesome! Stay cool.

11 Dec 2012 07:41 PM
Silly Jesus     

devildog123: Silly Jesus: Librul butthurt (too mean, shocking) / cop hate (having a small penis) in 3...2...1...

The fact that cops feel like that sort of gear should be issued to them is disgusting, they're police, not military.

/certainly not a liberal


notsureifseriousorjustmildlyretarded. jpg

11 Dec 2012 07:44 PM
Silly Jesus     

Insatiable Jesus: devildog123: Silly Jesus: Librul butthurt (too mean, shocking) / cop hate (having a small penis) in 3...2...1...

The fact that cops feel like that sort of gear should be issued to them is disgusting, they're police, not military.

/certainly not a liberal


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I'm in GA, the trend here is to make them as menacing as possible. My son asked me why the cop cars looked like the bad guys in the Transformers movies. From the mouths of babes.


They should drive pink VW beetles.

11 Dec 2012 07:45 PM
Silly Jesus     

gweilo8888: Silly Jesus: Librul butthurt (too mean, shocking) / cop hate (having a small penis) in 3...2...1...

Idiot raving about "libruls" and generally acting like a numpty in 3... 2... Oh. Shiat. You blew your load early. That *never* happens.


That's what she said.

11 Dec 2012 07:46 PM
mscleo     
Well, without crime, the cops would be out of a job.

11 Dec 2012 07:49 PM
jehovahs witness protection    [TotalFark]  
Friggin letter bombs, how do they work?

11 Dec 2012 07:49 PM
some_beer_drinker    [TotalFark]  
that's right motherfarker. do not cross the white line.

11 Dec 2012 07:51 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
they should give the criminal a pasta bear
it's the perfect crimbus gift!

11 Dec 2012 07:51 PM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

Jon iz teh kewl: fusillade762: I got a Christmas card from a tobacco company today. I was expecting coupons or something, but nope, just a card.

Creepy.

i got the same one probably. how many companies other than Newport would u think would hand out Chrimbus cards


Mine was from the American Spirit company (Santa Fe Natural or something). Has a picture of a bunch of their employees on it.

Ah, wait, just checked. It's not a Christmas card, it's a holiday card. No mention of Christmas at all.

11 Dec 2012 07:55 PM
sno man    [TotalFark]  

Silly Jesus: Insatiable Jesus: devildog123: Silly Jesus: Librul butthurt (too mean, shocking) / cop hate (having a small penis) in 3...2...1...

The fact that cops feel like that sort of gear should be issued to them is disgusting, they're police, not military.

/certainly not a liberal


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I'm in GA, the trend here is to make them as menacing as possible. My son asked me why the cop cars looked like the bad guys in the Transformers movies. From the mouths of babes.

They should drive pink VW beetles.


Yea that's it. I mighta gone Smart Car for emphasis. maybe a Neon. Ass.

Around here most of the nearby local (regional or city) cops all have white cars with some variation of red and blue stripes, using mostly Crown Vics, the provincial police have black and white Chargers with the crash bar on the front, decidedly more menacing... Thanks Fantino.

11 Dec 2012 07:58 PM
p4p3rm4t3     
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11 Dec 2012 07:59 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     

fusillade762: Jon iz teh kewl: fusillade762: I got a Christmas card from a tobacco company today. I was expecting coupons or something, but nope, just a card.

Creepy.

i got the same one probably. how many companies other than Newport would u think would hand out Chrimbus cards

Mine was from the American Spirit company (Santa Fe Natural or something). Has a picture of a bunch of their employees on it.

Ah, wait, just checked. It's not a Christmas card, it's a holiday card. No mention of Christmas at all.


yeah i got that one too. i was kinda expecting a free coupon from them so i could start up smoking again. but oh well.
maybe next year

11 Dec 2012 08:01 PM
gweilo8888     

Silly Jesus: Idiot raving about "libruls" and generally acting like a numpty in 3... 2... Oh. Shiat. You blew your load early. That *never* happens.

That's what she said.


You got the joke then.

11 Dec 2012 08:02 PM
OscarTamerz     
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Just letting you know the chief has you on his Dead Pool list for next year

The recipients - some known by police to own firearms

Because it's a left wing article of faith that all gun owners are criminals. What the hell is the matter with you damned Canucks? You kicked out the left wing nuts now get your gun rights back. The limeys and Aussies I understand being inbred chinless wonders and criminal low lifes respectively but you have no excuse. At least you didn't triple your murder rate like the Aussies did after they grabbed their guns.

11 Dec 2012 08:04 PM
luktti     
Now that we got everyone in D block laughing... what's for New Years?

11 Dec 2012 08:09 PM
ordinarysteve     

OscarTamerz: [www.sunnewsnetwork.ca image 431x242]

Just letting you know the chief has you on his Dead Pool list for next year

The recipients - some known by police to own firearms

Because it's a left wing article of faith that all gun owners are criminals. What the hell is the matter with you damned Canucks? You kicked out the left wing nuts now get your gun rights back. The limeys and Aussies I understand being inbred chinless wonders and criminal low lifes respectively but you have no excuse. At least you didn't triple your murder rate like the Aussies did after they grabbed their guns.


We can have guns and we do (lots), we just can't buy M-60's at yard sales. Plus we fist-fight which is way cooler than shooting people.

11 Dec 2012 08:10 PM
sno man    [TotalFark]  

OscarTamerz: [www.sunnewsnetwork.ca image 431x242]

Just letting you know the chief has you on his Dead Pool list for next year

The recipients - some known by police to own firearms

Because it's a left wing article of faith that all gun owners are criminals. What the hell is the matter with you damned Canucks? You kicked out the left wing nuts now get your gun rights back. The limeys and Aussies I understand being inbred chinless wonders and criminal low lifes respectively but you have no excuse. At least you didn't triple your murder rate like the Aussies did after they grabbed their guns.


The UN reported that Canada ranks third among the developed western countries (behind the United States and Norway) in the civilian ownership of firearms. And long gun ownership is close to a wash. What rights do we not have and need again?

11 Dec 2012 08:17 PM
Summercat     

sno man: OscarTamerz: [www.sunnewsnetwork.ca image 431x242]

Just letting you know the chief has you on his Dead Pool list for next year

The recipients - some known by police to own firearms

Because it's a left wing article of faith that all gun owners are criminals. What the hell is the matter with you damned Canucks? You kicked out the left wing nuts now get your gun rights back. The limeys and Aussies I understand being inbred chinless wonders and criminal low lifes respectively but you have no excuse. At least you didn't triple your murder rate like the Aussies did after they grabbed their guns.

The UN reported that Canada ranks third among the developed western countries (behind the United States and Norway) in the civilian ownership of firearms. And long gun ownership is close to a wash. What rights do we not have and need again?


Because it's a right-wing article of faith that all liberals are gungrabbers. What the hell is the matter with you damn Republicans? You kick out the moderates and now you get your gun nutter back.

11 Dec 2012 08:28 PM
FunkOut     
Abbotsford, land of blueberry and raspberry farms and easily available delicious chicken tandoori pizza.

11 Dec 2012 08:54 PM
DownDaRiver     
Excuse me, may I cut in?

I think its funny. More PD's should be that creative. Even if it was sorts copied.

OK, you guys can go back to throwing libtard, rightwinger, leftwinger, gunslugging mud around at each other as if it is ever going to make a difference

11 Dec 2012 08:57 PM
FunkOut     

DownDaRiver:
OK, you guys can go back to throwing libtard, rightwinger, leftwinger, gunslugging mud around at each other as if it is ever going to make a difference


Americans arguing about guns and crime with an article about a Canadian city whose symbol is a raspberry and city flag is a strawberry blossom.

11 Dec 2012 09:08 PM
Representative of the unwashed masses     
Lots of bs on both sides of the aisle here.

Whackos the bynch if you.

11 Dec 2012 09:20 PM
Likwit     
No. Stop it. This whole "Canadians are nice and polite" thing is a myth perpetuated by Canadians. I've never met a Canadian who didn't go out of his way to talk about it. It's like the Japanese bragging about how humble they are. You're not allowed to do that.

11 Dec 2012 09:20 PM
FunkOut     

Likwit: No. Stop it. This whole "Canadians are nice and polite" thing is a myth perpetuated by Canadians. I've never met a Canadian who didn't go out of his way to talk about it. It's like the Japanese bragging about how humble they are. You're not allowed to do that.


You're probably exaggerating.

11 Dec 2012 09:29 PM
DownDaRiver     

FunkOut: DownDaRiver:
OK, you guys can go back to throwing libtard, rightwinger, leftwinger, gunslugging mud around at each other as if it is ever going to make a difference

Americans arguing about guns and crime with an article about a Canadian city whose symbol is a raspberry and city flag is a strawberry blossom.



Yes, much smirk and mocking are being overlooked

11 Dec 2012 09:34 PM
Ishkur    [TotalFark]  
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"This man was arrested for putting regular gas into an unleaded tank."

"This man was arrested for being in too many bad moods."

"This man raided a company, merged it with a conglomerate, and then fired all his employees!! GET AWAY FROM THE BARS YOU MENACE!!!!"

11 Dec 2012 09:45 PM
Acharne     

OscarTamerz: [www.sunnewsnetwork.ca image 431x242]

Just letting you know the chief has you on his Dead Pool list for next year

The recipients - some known by police to own firearms

Because it's a left wing article of faith that all gun owners are criminals. What the hell is the matter with you damned Canucks? You kicked out the left wing nuts now get your gun rights back. The limeys and Aussies I understand being inbred chinless wonders and criminal low lifes respectively but you have no excuse. At least you didn't triple your murder rate like the Aussies did after they grabbed their guns.


Straight up, from the heart, bottom of the soul, top of the pops, Fark, You. Canadians love guns, that isn't the problem nor is it what the article is about.

Seriously, find a fire, put it out, then roll around in the soot until you're completely dirty and then go bathe yourself with soap. But truly now, Fark you.

11 Dec 2012 09:45 PM
Acharne     

Likwit: No. Stop it. This whole "Canadians are nice and polite" thing is a myth perpetuated by Canadians. I've never met a Canadian who didn't go out of his way to talk about it. It's like the Japanese bragging about how humble they are. You're not allowed to do that.


Sounds like you've met one, maybe two Canadians and both were high school girls.

11 Dec 2012 09:49 PM
Pontious Pilates     

Ishkur: [21tattoo.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

"This man was arrested for putting regular gas into an unleaded tank."

"This man was arrested for being in too many bad moods."

"This man raided a company, merged it with a conglomerate, and then fired all his employees!! GET AWAY FROM THE BARS YOU MENACE!!!!"


Came for Canadian Bacon references. Thanks, eh. I grew up an hour from the border. I think you had to grow up within an hour of the border to truly appreciate that movie.

11 Dec 2012 09:51 PM
bingethinker     

Mark Ratner: If it inspires just one habitual criminal to change his ways, then its worth it. Oh Canada, you're awesome! Stay cool.


I think the cops showing that they know who you are and where you live might at least inspire some people to move to a different town.

11 Dec 2012 10:20 PM
unyon    [TotalFark]  

Likwit: No. Stop it. This whole "Canadians are nice and polite" thing is a myth perpetuated by Canadians. I've never met a Canadian who didn't go out of his way to talk about it. It's like the Japanese bragging about how humble they are. You're not allowed to do that.


We're sorry.

11 Dec 2012 11:10 PM
mikefinch     

Likwit: No. Stop it. This whole "Canadians are nice and polite" thing is a myth perpetuated by Canadians. I've never met a Canadian who didn't go out of his way to talk about it. It's like the Japanese bragging about how humble they are. You're not allowed to do that.


I wouldn't say we Canadians are that overly polite... Its just Americans so often make it a point to go out of their way to act like giant farkwads.

Case in point.

11 Dec 2012 11:13 PM
Suckmaster Burstingfoam     
Sun "News" is Canada's Fox by the way.

11 Dec 2012 11:40 PM
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