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NewsFlash  Live coverage of a mall shooting in the Portland suburb of Clackamas. Early reports of two people dead

11 Dec 2012 07:47 PM   |   9946 clicks   |   KPTV Portland
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gopher321    [TotalFark]  
Who would shoot a mall?

11 Dec 2012 07:16 PM
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cameroncrazy1984    [TotalFark]  
That place can not exist.

11 Dec 2012 07:19 PM
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NewportBarGuy    [TotalFark]  
Was it a Glock or an AK-47?

/Apologies to the families of the lost and/or wounded.

11 Dec 2012 07:22 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

cameroncrazy1984: That place can not exist.


It does. And it's rather close to my house. About 20 miles or so.

11 Dec 2012 07:24 PM
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clancifer    [TotalFark]  
Is it too early to talk about responsible gun legislation?

11 Dec 2012 07:27 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

gopher321: Who would shoot a mall?


Maybe it was a gun mall

11 Dec 2012 07:28 PM
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aimtastic    [TotalFark]  
What a horrible thing to happen when people were just trying to celebrate the birth of Clacka.

11 Dec 2012 07:30 PM
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Godscrack     
God, guns and guts.

11 Dec 2012 07:43 PM
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BSABSVR    [TotalFark]  
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this will be evidence that everyone on the internet has always been correct about whatever their opinion on guns is.

11 Dec 2012 07:45 PM
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Nina_Hartley's_Ass     

11 Dec 2012 07:48 PM
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epyonyx     

NewportBarGuy: Was it a Glock or an AK-47?

/Apologies to the families of the lost and/or wounded.


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/oblig

11 Dec 2012 07:49 PM
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Fista-Phobia     
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11 Dec 2012 07:50 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
was it an ironic gun??

11 Dec 2012 07:50 PM
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MooseUpNorth     

aimtastic: What a horrible thing to happen when people were just trying to celebrate the birth of Clacka.


I was just about to make an inappropriate and ill-timed joke about the War on Clackamas, but I see it would be redundant.

11 Dec 2012 07:50 PM
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God-is-a-Taco     
Heh. Merry Clackamas!

11 Dec 2012 07:50 PM
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calbert    [TotalFark]  
Clackamas, more like Clackamassacre.


amirite?

11 Dec 2012 07:50 PM
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moops     
Ah, Clackamas Town Center. The "Town Center" is a mall. There's an Olive Garden and everything.

11 Dec 2012 07:50 PM
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Snarcoleptic_Hoosier    [TotalFark]  
As someone who works in retail and wants Christmas shoppers dead, I will point out that this is not the way to go about things.

/Snark aside, stay safe Portland people

11 Dec 2012 07:50 PM
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some_beer_drinker    [TotalFark]  
for the love of god, please take the guns away from Americans, they are far too irresponsible.

11 Dec 2012 07:50 PM
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LeglessDog     

clancifer: Is it too early to talk about responsible gun legislation?


Gun legislation only affects people who procure the weapons through legal channels--most criminals don't buy their weapon at the local gun shop.

11 Dec 2012 07:50 PM
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ronaprhys     

clancifer: Is it too early to talk about responsible gun legislation?


Not if you're Bob Costas.

11 Dec 2012 07:50 PM
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namegoeshere     
Malls in the month of December are rage inducing...

11 Dec 2012 07:51 PM
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davidphogan     

NewportBarGuy: Was it a Glock or an AK-47?

/Apologies to the families of the lost and/or wounded.


I keep hearing assault rifle, nothing more specific yet. Reporter just said AR15.

11 Dec 2012 07:51 PM
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coco ebert     
Is it too early for Portlandia jokes?

11 Dec 2012 07:51 PM
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Somacandra    [TotalFark]  
I have been informed that Bi-Mart is the place for Christmas savings.

11 Dec 2012 07:51 PM
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Silly Jesus     
Who cares? Two people just died in a car accident two cities away from me. Should I submit that with a BREAKING NEWS!!!!!ONE111!!! tag?

11 Dec 2012 07:51 PM
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Nina_Hartley's_Ass     

11 Dec 2012 07:51 PM
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AirForceVet    [TotalFark]  
Live coverage brought to you by Bi-Mart, where everyone is a switch-hitter.

/Pray this doesn't get any worse than it's already been reported.

11 Dec 2012 07:52 PM
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Popcorn Johnny     
Somebody really wanted that Wii U.

11 Dec 2012 07:52 PM
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ronaprhys     

davidphogan: NewportBarGuy: Was it a Glock or an AK-47?

/Apologies to the families of the lost and/or wounded.

I keep hearing assault rifle, nothing more specific yet. Reporter just said AR15.


Considering the accuracy rate of the local media, that means it was likely an Airsoft pistol.

11 Dec 2012 07:52 PM
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Fark It    [TotalFark]  

clancifer: Is it too early to talk about responsible gun legislation?


It's never too early for gun control advocates to spout smug, sanctimonious, and vague suggestions that amount to 90s-era Brady Campaign pipe dreams.

11 Dec 2012 07:52 PM
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natazha     
Clackamas is a county, not a suburb. Once it gets annexed, it will be part of Milwaukie.

Xtreme food fight. Pity the link isn't to a local website, katu needs the exposure.

//Yes, I do shop there occasionally.

11 Dec 2012 07:52 PM
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davidphogan     

Silly Jesus: Who cares? Two people just died in a car accident two cities away from me. Should I submit that with a BREAKING NEWS!!!!!ONE111!!! tag?


Two dead, for to seven more confirmed shot.

11 Dec 2012 07:52 PM
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Nina_Hartley's_Ass     
msnbc says shooter "neutralized."

11 Dec 2012 07:52 PM
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cgraves67     
He snapped when someone wished him Merry Clackamas for the 10,000th time.

11 Dec 2012 07:52 PM
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Great Janitor     
Clacka died for your sins.

11 Dec 2012 07:53 PM
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PowerSlacker     
The shooter is "neutralized" according the local police. That's an awesome phrase.

Reminder: Pray for Omarion.


/subby

11 Dec 2012 07:53 PM
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WhoIsWillo     

They're right, you know. Now is not the time to talk about gun control. The time to talk about gun control was Yesterday. #Portland

- Josiah Bartlet (@Pres_Bartlet) December 12, 2012

11 Dec 2012 07:53 PM
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xaks     

Silly Jesus: Who cares? Two people just died in a car accident two cities away from me. Should I submit that with a BREAKING NEWS!!!!!ONE111!!! tag?


That depends. Did someone SHOOT THEM to cause the accident?

No?

Then, no.

Accidents happen. Shootings in a mall are news.

11 Dec 2012 07:53 PM
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AdolfOliverPanties     
I have friends and even some family members who will say this could have been avoided or ended quickly if there were more people carrying weapons in the mall.

11 Dec 2012 07:53 PM
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mc_madness     
Save us, Bob Costas! Save us...

11 Dec 2012 07:53 PM
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orclover     
For gods sakes people, if your going to go on a killing spree, use a farking sword, or a flamethrower at least! Every farking time you shoot a gun the rest of us have to hear the farking whining for weeks and frankly thats worse than any family deaths.

11 Dec 2012 07:54 PM
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shower_in_my_socks    [TotalFark]  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Some tweets.



I don't care how I die, so long as "I'm stuck in the back room of build a bear!" are not my last words to the world.

11 Dec 2012 07:54 PM
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beerbaron     

clancifer: Is it too early to talk about responsible gun legislation?


Exactly how would you enforce this? House to house searches?

moops: Ah, Clackamas Town Center. The "Town Center" is a mall. There's an Olive Garden and everything.


Olive Garden? It was a mercy killing.

11 Dec 2012 07:54 PM
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davidphogan     

ronaprhys: davidphogan: NewportBarGuy: Was it a Glock or an AK-47?

/Apologies to the families of the lost and/or wounded.

I keep hearing assault rifle, nothing more specific yet. Reporter just said AR15.

Considering the accuracy rate of the local media, that means it was likely an Airsoft pistol.


I was mostly impressed he knew what an ar15 is.

11 Dec 2012 07:54 PM
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signaljammer     

NewportBarGuy: Was it a Glock or an AK-47?

/Apologies to the families of the lost and/or wounded.


Funny

11 Dec 2012 07:54 PM
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skinink     
Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers HAS been approved.

/This mall has EVERYTHING

11 Dec 2012 07:54 PM
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Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  

ronaprhys: davidphogan: NewportBarGuy: Was it a Glock or an AK-47?

/Apologies to the families of the lost and/or wounded.

I keep hearing assault rifle, nothing more specific yet. Reporter just said AR15.

Considering the accuracy rate of the local media, that means it was likely an Airsoft pistol.



One person is confirmed dead. 

11 Dec 2012 07:54 PM
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Mrbogey     

clancifer: Is it too early to talk about responsible gun legislation?


America has some of the most sensible gun laws in the world. We target behavior for prohibition and not wholesale elimination. Should we really try and mimic nations with more violent crime like Mexico and the United Kingdom by enacting harsher laws?

America has a crime problem because we have a crime culture.

11 Dec 2012 07:54 PM
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Cats_Lie     
Fun mall fact: Clackamas is/was known to host the ice skating rink in which Tanya Harding was a regular.

11 Dec 2012 07:55 PM
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