Dubstep Christmas lights

Skip to about 1:50 for a seizure.

That would be a time for government. A disclosure should be required to any prospective buyer of any nearby homes.

I was hoping for giant mirrors.

Saw someone do the DITTO thing last year up in Oregon.

call me a Scrooge, but we just had this link yesterday:

♪ It's the most apathetic time of the year ♪

and 6 out 22 pictures show people doing the 'ditto' thing.

Haven't seen this pop up on the internet in the last 5-6 years or so, have I?

/Actually I have.

fusillade762: Dubstep Christmas lights

Skip to about 1:50 for a seizure.

That was great. I have neither the skills to do that nor the budget for lights and programming apparatus, but I would if I did. It would infuriate the next door neighbor, which would be good enough reason. Alas, I have to make do with my Lights and Sounds of Christmas thingy.

dahmers love zombie: fusillade762: Dubstep Christmas lights

Skip to about 1:50 for a seizure.

That was great. I have neither the skills to do that nor the budget for lights and programming apparatus, but I would if I did. It would infuriate the next door neighbor, which would be good enough reason. Alas, I have to make do with my Lights and Sounds of Christmas thingy.

I'd throttle the person who did that. Not because of the flashing lights, but for using dubstep, music's crime against humanity.

Is there a simple solution to the person who inflicts mall-quality Christmas jingles to the whole neighborhood every evening for the last two weeks?

Oh. My. God.

My dad is a year ahead of fark on this one. Truly the world is coming to an end. That man's entire experience with internet humor is chain forward emails.

calbert: call me a Scrooge, but we just had this link yesterday:

♪ It's the most apathetic time of the year ♪

and 6 out 22 pictures show people doing the 'ditto' thing.

Ditto

I have a better solution:



/EMP bomb
//Yes, I am Scroogy

Been done before

Sgygus: Is there a simple solution to the person who inflicts mall-quality Christmas jingles to the whole neighborhood every evening for the last two weeks?

Arson?

fusillade762: Sgygus: Is there a simple solution to the person who inflicts mall-quality Christmas jingles to the whole neighborhood every evening for the last two weeks?

Arson?

Fire doesn't always disable speakers. Find the source of the noise and use this:



Even if it leaves the speaker operational, you sure as hell won't hear it.

FTFA: This is the third year

OLD NEWS IS SO EXCITING

Ok, rather, OLD TACTICS ARE SO EXCITING

She ditto'd here ditto of her ditto.

/ditto

Hoarding mentality.

fusillade762: Dubstep Christmas lights

Skip to about 1:50 for a seizure.

Thanks. That first morning seizure is always the best.

Free BJs> ditto

L.D. Ablo: [freethoughtblogs.com image 640x360]

When should I put my dog to sleep, so it won't have to suffer through the end of the world?

Better-

I have my Christmas lights rigged to flash obscenities and paeons to Satan in Morse code.

I kinda like this one. (article is in norwegian, but pictures are pictures)

That may have been a witty retort 10 years ago when this first popped up. I'm not sure it was all that witty then, either.

Uncle Tractor: I kinda like this one. (article is in norwegian, but pictures are pictures)

Stewardess? Yes, I speak Bork.

GAT_00: dahmers love zombie: fusillade762: Dubstep Christmas lights

Skip to about 1:50 for a seizure.

That was great. I have neither the skills to do that nor the budget for lights and programming apparatus, but I would if I did. It would infuriate the next door neighbor, which would be good enough reason. Alas, I have to make do with my Lights and Sounds of Christmas thingy.

I'd throttle the person who did that. Not because of the flashing lights, but for using dubstep, music's crime against humanity.

Techno used to be fairly happy music. Now it's all angry and aggressive. Dubstep is the sound of terrorists winning.

/hyperbole

How about one giant light bulb?

lordjupiter: How about one giant light bulb?

As long as you aim it at the neighbor. Second thread today that demands this XKCD.

Gordon Bennett: Better-

[farm2.staticflickr.com image 500x375]

seriously... it says "I knew".... wtf? O.o

"A woman in Maricopa, Arizona grown tired of trying to compete with the elaborate Christmas lights display by the family next door"

Or you could just, like, not bother.

Sgygus: Is there a simple solution to the person who inflicts mall-quality Christmas jingles to the whole neighborhood every evening for the last two weeks?

Wire cutters?

Or, you know, call the police (there's laws...)

dahmers
That was great. I have neither the skills to do that nor the budget for lights and programming apparatus...

I do, but... meh.

Told my kids the other day that even if we had the money we would not be the Griswalds. They looked at me all confused so I had to educate them.

Kids today...

Wow, someone apparently thinks mspaint=photoshop.

ohokyeah: Wow, someone apparently thinks mspaint=photoshop.

Do you see pixels?

Can't stand those primitive religious types and their stupid pagan appeal to some "god" to bring the sun back after winter....get over your farking superstitions, already. It's the farkin' future, for crying out loud.

GAT_00: I'd throttle the person who did that. Not because of the flashing lights, but for using dubstep, music's crime against humanity.

I like dubstep. It took the spotlight off of autotune.

One of the more annoying things about being that guy's neighbor would be the extra traffic going past your house.

Wow that's a lot of lights. I wonder if they are doing it as a fire hazzard waiting to happen. Most light strands say to only connect 3 at a time and with that many lights you would need an entire breaker panel to run those lights. I know I connect more than 3 but damn that electric bill must be crazy high.

"AND WHY IS THE CARPET ALL WET, TODD?!"

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Techno used to be fairly happy music. Now it's all angry and aggressive. Dubstep is the sound of terrorists winning.

/hyperbole

It's hip-hop without the lyrics...so yeah.

/still listen to Tiesto when I think nobody's looking

Loaf's Tray: "AND WHY IS THE CARPET ALL WET, TODD?!"

"I DON'T KNOW MARGOT!"

/where are you going to put a tree that size?
//bend over and i'll show you
///you have a lot of nerve talking to me like that...
////i wasn't talking to you

Ditto!!! :)

I've always wanted to put up Christmas lights that spell out, "I HATE CHRISTMAS."

Would that be wrong?

doczoidberg: I've always wanted to put up Christmas lights that spell out, "I HATE CHRISTMAS."

Would that be wrong?

Legally speaking, no. However, there would be, for you, three constants in life from that point on-and the third one might be a doozy.

Oh this again?

Old news is old.

Apos: doczoidberg: I've always wanted to put up Christmas lights that spell out, "I HATE CHRISTMAS."

Would that be wrong?

Legally speaking, no. However, there would be, for you, three constants in life from that point on-and the third one might be a doozy.

I don't get it.