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   Don't want to compete with your crazy neighbor's elaborate and tacky holiday lights display and want to be slightly snarky at the same time? Here's a brilliantly simple solution

12 Dec 2012 05:42 AM   |   24126 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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fusillade762     
Dubstep Christmas lights

Skip to about 1:50 for a seizure.

11 Dec 2012 08:16 PM
eurotrader    [TotalFark]  
That would be a time for government. A disclosure should be required to any prospective buyer of any nearby homes.

11 Dec 2012 08:21 PM
Ed Finnerty     
I was hoping for giant mirrors.

11 Dec 2012 08:24 PM
AdolfOliverPanties     
Saw someone do the DITTO thing last year up in Oregon.

11 Dec 2012 08:33 PM
calbert    [TotalFark]  
call me a Scrooge, but we just had this link yesterday:

♪ It's the most apathetic time of the year ♪

and 6 out 22 pictures show people doing the 'ditto' thing.

11 Dec 2012 08:38 PM
marius2    [TotalFark]  
Haven't seen this pop up on the internet in the last 5-6 years or so, have I?

/Actually I have.

11 Dec 2012 08:38 PM
dahmers love zombie    [TotalFark]  

fusillade762: Dubstep Christmas lights

Skip to about 1:50 for a seizure.


That was great. I have neither the skills to do that nor the budget for lights and programming apparatus, but I would if I did. It would infuriate the next door neighbor, which would be good enough reason. Alas, I have to make do with my Lights and Sounds of Christmas thingy.

11 Dec 2012 08:40 PM
GAT_00     

dahmers love zombie: fusillade762: Dubstep Christmas lights

Skip to about 1:50 for a seizure.

That was great. I have neither the skills to do that nor the budget for lights and programming apparatus, but I would if I did. It would infuriate the next door neighbor, which would be good enough reason. Alas, I have to make do with my Lights and Sounds of Christmas thingy.


I'd throttle the person who did that. Not because of the flashing lights, but for using dubstep, music's crime against humanity.

11 Dec 2012 08:45 PM
Sgygus    [TotalFark]  
Is there a simple solution to the person who inflicts mall-quality Christmas jingles to the whole neighborhood every evening for the last two weeks?

11 Dec 2012 08:59 PM
Mangoose     
Oh. My. God.

My dad is a year ahead of fark on this one. Truly the world is coming to an end. That man's entire experience with internet humor is chain forward emails.

11 Dec 2012 09:13 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

calbert: call me a Scrooge, but we just had this link yesterday:

♪ It's the most apathetic time of the year ♪

and 6 out 22 pictures show people doing the 'ditto' thing.


Ditto

11 Dec 2012 09:16 PM
jimmyego    [TotalFark]  
I have a better solution:

i.imgur.comView Full Size


/EMP bomb
//Yes, I am Scroogy

i.imgur.comView Full Size

11 Dec 2012 09:20 PM
weave     
Been done before

i.imgur.comView Full Size

11 Dec 2012 09:31 PM
fusillade762     

Sgygus: Is there a simple solution to the person who inflicts mall-quality Christmas jingles to the whole neighborhood every evening for the last two weeks?


Arson?

11 Dec 2012 09:56 PM
Lsherm    [TotalFark]  

fusillade762: Sgygus: Is there a simple solution to the person who inflicts mall-quality Christmas jingles to the whole neighborhood every evening for the last two weeks?

Arson?


Fire doesn't always disable speakers. Find the source of the noise and use this:

img560.imageshack.usView Full Size


Even if it leaves the speaker operational, you sure as hell won't hear it.

11 Dec 2012 10:10 PM
xanadian    [TotalFark]  
FTFA: This is the third year

OLD NEWS IS SO EXCITING

11 Dec 2012 11:43 PM
xanadian    [TotalFark]  
Ok, rather, OLD TACTICS ARE SO EXCITING

She ditto'd here ditto of her ditto.

/ditto

11 Dec 2012 11:43 PM
L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  
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11 Dec 2012 11:47 PM
SpikeStrip     
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12 Dec 2012 01:11 AM
Deep Contact     
Hoarding mentality.

12 Dec 2012 06:01 AM
abhorrent1    [TotalFark]  

fusillade762: Dubstep Christmas lights

Skip to about 1:50 for a seizure.


Thanks. That first morning seizure is always the best.

12 Dec 2012 06:13 AM
Just another Heartland Weirdass     
Free BJs> ditto

12 Dec 2012 06:20 AM
unheatedgarage     

L.D. Ablo: [freethoughtblogs.com image 640x360]


When should I put my dog to sleep, so it won't have to suffer through the end of the world?

12 Dec 2012 06:28 AM
Gordon Bennett     
Better-

farm2.staticflickr.comView Full Size

12 Dec 2012 06:34 AM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  
I have my Christmas lights rigged to flash obscenities and paeons to Satan in Morse code.

12 Dec 2012 06:41 AM
Uncle Tractor     
I kinda like this one. (article is in norwegian, but pictures are pictures)

12 Dec 2012 06:42 AM
gadian     
That may have been a witty retort 10 years ago when this first popped up. I'm not sure it was all that witty then, either.

12 Dec 2012 06:42 AM
gerbilpox     

Uncle Tractor: I kinda like this one. (article is in norwegian, but pictures are pictures)


Stewardess? Yes, I speak Bork.

12 Dec 2012 06:54 AM
Zarquon's Flat Tire     

GAT_00: dahmers love zombie: fusillade762: Dubstep Christmas lights

Skip to about 1:50 for a seizure.

That was great. I have neither the skills to do that nor the budget for lights and programming apparatus, but I would if I did. It would infuriate the next door neighbor, which would be good enough reason. Alas, I have to make do with my Lights and Sounds of Christmas thingy.

I'd throttle the person who did that. Not because of the flashing lights, but for using dubstep, music's crime against humanity.


Techno used to be fairly happy music. Now it's all angry and aggressive. Dubstep is the sound of terrorists winning.

/hyperbole

12 Dec 2012 06:56 AM
lordjupiter     
How about one giant light bulb?

12 Dec 2012 07:29 AM
Radak    [TotalFark]  

lordjupiter: How about one giant light bulb?


As long as you aim it at the neighbor. Second thread today that demands this XKCD.

12 Dec 2012 07:41 AM
HindiDiscoMonster    [TotalFark]  

Gordon Bennett: Better-

[farm2.staticflickr.com image 500x375]


seriously... it says "I knew".... wtf? O.o

12 Dec 2012 07:51 AM
Joce678     
"A woman in Maricopa, Arizona grown tired of trying to compete with the elaborate Christmas lights display by the family next door"

Or you could just, like, not bother.

12 Dec 2012 07:51 AM
Joce678     

Sgygus: Is there a simple solution to the person who inflicts mall-quality Christmas jingles to the whole neighborhood every evening for the last two weeks?


Wire cutters?

Or, you know, call the police (there's laws...)

12 Dec 2012 07:53 AM
Joce678     

12 Dec 2012 07:55 AM
Indypendy     
Told my kids the other day that even if we had the money we would not be the Griswalds. They looked at me all confused so I had to educate them.

Kids today...

12 Dec 2012 08:00 AM
ohokyeah     
i.dailymail.co.ukView Full Size


Wow, someone apparently thinks mspaint=photoshop.

12 Dec 2012 08:06 AM
abhorrent1    [TotalFark]  

ohokyeah: Wow, someone apparently thinks mspaint=photoshop.


Do you see pixels?

12 Dec 2012 08:10 AM
untaken_name     
Can't stand those primitive religious types and their stupid pagan appeal to some "god" to bring the sun back after winter....get over your farking superstitions, already. It's the farkin' future, for crying out loud.

12 Dec 2012 08:13 AM
jbtilley     

GAT_00: I'd throttle the person who did that. Not because of the flashing lights, but for using dubstep, music's crime against humanity.


I like dubstep. It took the spotlight off of autotune.

One of the more annoying things about being that guy's neighbor would be the extra traffic going past your house.

12 Dec 2012 08:21 AM
TNel     
Wow that's a lot of lights. I wonder if they are doing it as a fire hazzard waiting to happen. Most light strands say to only connect 3 at a time and with that many lights you would need an entire breaker panel to run those lights. I know I connect more than 3 but damn that electric bill must be crazy high.

12 Dec 2012 08:25 AM
RatBomb     
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12 Dec 2012 08:27 AM
Loaf's Tray     
"AND WHY IS THE CARPET ALL WET, TODD?!"

12 Dec 2012 08:52 AM
StrangeQ     

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Techno used to be fairly happy music. Now it's all angry and aggressive. Dubstep is the sound of terrorists winning.

/hyperbole


It's hip-hop without the lyrics...so yeah.

/still listen to Tiesto when I think nobody's looking

12 Dec 2012 08:57 AM
divgradcurl     

Loaf's Tray: "AND WHY IS THE CARPET ALL WET, TODD?!"


"I DON'T KNOW MARGOT!"

/where are you going to put a tree that size?
//bend over and i'll show you
///you have a lot of nerve talking to me like that...
////i wasn't talking to you

12 Dec 2012 09:17 AM
mypinkpony     
Ditto!!! :)

12 Dec 2012 09:28 AM
doczoidberg     
I've always wanted to put up Christmas lights that spell out, "I HATE CHRISTMAS."

Would that be wrong?

12 Dec 2012 09:42 AM
Apos     

doczoidberg: I've always wanted to put up Christmas lights that spell out, "I HATE CHRISTMAS."

Would that be wrong?


Legally speaking, no. However, there would be, for you, three constants in life from that point on-and the third one might be a doozy.

12 Dec 2012 09:52 AM
shazbotuh     
Oh this again?

Old news is old.

12 Dec 2012 10:04 AM
doczoidberg     

Apos: doczoidberg: I've always wanted to put up Christmas lights that spell out, "I HATE CHRISTMAS."

Would that be wrong?

Legally speaking, no. However, there would be, for you, three constants in life from that point on-and the third one might be a doozy.


I don't get it.

12 Dec 2012 10:05 AM
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