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12 Dec 2012 01:47 AM   |   16726 clicks   |   Sun News Network
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fusillade762     
Ken and Ken and Barbie and Barbie engaged in oral, anal sex and other shenanigans.

How can you tell when a pair of dolls with no genitals are having anal sex?

12 Dec 2012 12:33 AM
WTF Indeed    [TotalFark]  

fusillade762: Ken and Ken and Barbie and Barbie engaged in oral, anal sex and other shenanigans.

How can you tell when a pair of dolls with no genitals are having anal sex?


When you buy the Anal Sex playset with extra lube.

12 Dec 2012 01:49 AM
alienated     

WTF Indeed: fusillade762: Ken and Ken and Barbie and Barbie engaged in oral, anal sex and other shenanigans.

How can you tell when a pair of dolls with no genitals are having anal sex?

When you buy the Anal Sex playset with extra lube.


This is true- its even a playset from the Barbie I can be series. This one you have to buy from the backroom- Its I can be an anal sex queen set.

12 Dec 2012 01:55 AM
Apos     
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12 Dec 2012 01:56 AM
Fell In Love With a Chair     
What the fark is the appeal of this book again? I tried reading just a review and the reviewer wasn't even able to complete it, it was so terrible.

/Don't leave your buttplugs for your non-lifestyle maid to clean you shiatbag
//Only thing I remember from that review

12 Dec 2012 01:56 AM
Omahawg     
You're supposed to clean the buttplugs?

hmm.....

12 Dec 2012 01:58 AM
Durga     
Well, the first time my town shows up on Fark that I've noticed, and it has to be fifty shades doesn't it.

12 Dec 2012 01:59 AM
Mr. Eugenides     

Durga: Well, the first time my town shows up on Fark that I've noticed, and it has to be fifty shades doesn't it.


But Canadians do the kinky stuff so well!

12 Dec 2012 02:00 AM
chaosweaver     
Now, I know not everyone can afford a Realdoll, but this is stupid...

12 Dec 2012 02:01 AM
Durga     

Mr. Eugenides: Durga: Well, the first time my town shows up on Fark that I've noticed, and it has to be fifty shades doesn't it.

But Canadians do the kinky stuff so well!


I know, my wife used to be a Catholic school girl. Canadian and previously repressed!

12 Dec 2012 02:01 AM
Linkster    [TotalFark]  
Mods? No, JUST NO!

12 Dec 2012 02:04 AM
DarkSoulNoHope     
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On the job!

/obscure?
//I hope not
///Slashies!

12 Dec 2012 02:06 AM
chaosweaver     

Durga: Mr. Eugenides: Durga: Well, the first time my town shows up on Fark that I've noticed, and it has to be fifty shades doesn't it.

But Canadians do the kinky stuff so well!

I know, my wife used to be a Catholic school girl. Canadian and previously repressed!


I hate you... know this... lucky bastard...

12 Dec 2012 02:07 AM
Gyrfalcon     
But what bothers area resident Shannon Lee Mannion is the effect its going to have on young children.

Uh, I don't want to bother you even more, Shannon Lee Mannion, but me and my little friends were torturing our Barbies long before "50 Shades of Grey" was even a twinkle in it's creator's somewhat uninspired eye. And making them have all kinds of perverted sex (sometimes with my plastic horses), and other forms of unnatural Barbie deviance.

We mostly turned out okay. Well, except that I'm posting on Fark.

12 Dec 2012 02:11 AM
drjekel_mrhyde     
FTFA
"We're a sex shop in the gay village, so community standards are going to be different here," said Lockhart. "They're only dolls. People who live in the neighbourhood can talk to us if they're offended by it, but we haven't had many complaints."
You'renothelping jpeg

12 Dec 2012 02:12 AM
alienated     

Gyrfalcon: And making them have all kinds of perverted sex (sometimes with my plastic horses), and other forms of unnatural Barbie deviance.


HA!. You have no idea what I had barbie and gi joe, sometimes action jackson also doing in the 70's.
It was even better when gi joe got his kung fu grip .
Fanned and Favd

12 Dec 2012 02:18 AM
mr_fulano     
Yay Bank Street!

Protip: No happy endings at the asian massage place across the stret.

12 Dec 2012 02:28 AM
mr_fulano     
Street. Doh.

12 Dec 2012 02:29 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

Omahawg: You're supposed to clean the buttplugs?

hmm.....


If you don't know that I am taking my toy's and going home, the easier way is to put a condom on them before using and change the condoms before reusing.

12 Dec 2012 02:32 AM
Mr_Ectomy     
We have a Shades of Grey Boutique here in Edmonton. It's been there for a long time. I wonder how many people go in there now expecting it to be, erm, a different type of store.

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12 Dec 2012 02:42 AM
steerforth     

Gyrfalcon: But what bothers area resident Shannon Lee Mannion is the effect its going to have on young children.

Uh, I don't want to bother you even more, Shannon Lee Mannion, but me and my little friends were torturing our Barbies long before "50 Shades of Grey" was even a twinkle in it's creator's somewhat uninspired eye. And making them have all kinds of perverted sex (sometimes with my plastic horses), and other forms of unnatural Barbie deviance.

We mostly turned out okay. Well, except that I'm posting on Fark.


I hated Barbie when I was a kid so I used to steal my little neighbour's dolls and torture her by making her watch while I stripped the Barbies naked, bent them over and then fired lego pieces up their arses with a slingshot. 

Ah, happy days.

12 Dec 2012 02:43 AM
That Guy...From That Show!     

drjekel_mrhyde: FTFA
"We're a sex shop in the gay village, so community standards are going to be different here," said Lockhart. "They're only dolls. People who live in the neighbourhood can talk to us if they're offended by it, but we haven't had many complaints."
You'renothelping jpeg


To be fair, Lockhart didn't say precisely how much lower gay community standards are compared to non-gay community standards.

12 Dec 2012 02:46 AM
alienated     

tinfoil-hat maggie: If you don't know that I am taking my toy's and going home, the easier way is to put a condom on them before using and change the condoms before reusing.


Mind if I quote that and remind everyone to play safe ?

12 Dec 2012 02:48 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

Gyrfalcon: But what bothers area resident Shannon Lee Mannion is the effect its going to have on young children.

Uh, I don't want to bother you even more, Shannon Lee Mannion, but me and my little friends were torturing our Barbies long before "50 Shades of Grey" was even a twinkle in it's creator's somewhat uninspired eye. And making them have all kinds of perverted sex (sometimes with my plastic horses), and other forms of unnatural Barbie deviance.

We mostly turned out okay. Well, except that I'm posting on Fark.


I used to tie my plastic dolls behind my tricycle and later my bike and their faces and well most everything would rub off. I guess i was a sick child : )

12 Dec 2012 02:53 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

alienated: tinfoil-hat maggie: If you don't know that I am taking my toy's and going home, the easier way is to put a condom on them before using and change the condoms before reusing.

Mind if I quote that and remind everyone to play safe ?


Not at all everyone should play safe. Also the world would probably be a happier place if everyone played : )

12 Dec 2012 02:56 AM
alienated     

tinfoil-hat maggie: alienated: tinfoil-hat maggie: If you don't know that I am taking my toy's and going home, the easier way is to put a condom on them before using and change the condoms before reusing.

Mind if I quote that and remind everyone to play safe ?

Not at all everyone should play safe. Also the world would probably be a happier place if everyone played : )


Indeed.

12 Dec 2012 03:10 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

alienated: tinfoil-hat maggie: alienated: tinfoil-hat maggie: If you don't know that I am taking my toy's and going home, the easier way is to put a condom on them before using and change the condoms before reusing.

Mind if I quote that and remind everyone to play safe ?

Not at all everyone should play safe. Also the world would probably be a happier place if everyone played : )

Indeed.


Just so you know I've had you favorited for a while now : )
Happy Farking and Happy Holiday's : )

12 Dec 2012 03:42 AM
alienated     

tinfoil-hat maggie: alienated: tinfoil-hat maggie: alienated: tinfoil-hat maggie: If you don't know that I am taking my toy's and going home, the easier way is to put a condom on them before using and change the condoms before reusing.

Mind if I quote that and remind everyone to play safe ?

Not at all everyone should play safe. Also the world would probably be a happier place if everyone played : )

Indeed.

Just so you know I've had you favorited for a while now : )
Happy Farking and Happy Holiday's : )


DAMMIT! I keep leaving and some folks keep bringing me back in . There must be a contest. I thank you- do you have a charity that I could donate to on your behalf ? EIP. Be well green colour faved friend

12 Dec 2012 03:54 AM
fusillade762     

tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: But what bothers area resident Shannon Lee Mannion is the effect its going to have on young children.

Uh, I don't want to bother you even more, Shannon Lee Mannion, but me and my little friends were torturing our Barbies long before "50 Shades of Grey" was even a twinkle in it's creator's somewhat uninspired eye. And making them have all kinds of perverted sex (sometimes with my plastic horses), and other forms of unnatural Barbie deviance.

We mostly turned out okay. Well, except that I'm posting on Fark.

I used to tie my plastic dolls behind my tricycle and later my bike and their faces and well most everything would rub off. I guess i was a sick child : )


We used to light army men on fire and drip molten, flaming plastic onto bugs.

12 Dec 2012 03:58 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

alienated: tinfoil-hat maggie: alienated: tinfoil-hat maggie: alienated: tinfoil-hat maggie: If you don't know that I am taking my toy's and going home, the easier way is to put a condom on them before using and change the condoms before reusing.

Mind if I quote that and remind everyone to play safe ?

Not at all everyone should play safe. Also the world would probably be a happier place if everyone played : )

Indeed.

Just so you know I've had you favorited for a while now : )
Happy Farking and Happy Holiday's : )

DAMMIT! I keep leaving and some folks keep bringing me back in . There must be a contest. I thank you- do you have a charity that I could donate to on your behalf ? EIP. Be well green colour faved friend


Opp's sorry, um any LGBT groups, um hell there's a lot of good orgs out there of every kind you're choice, I just felt like giving my first TF sponsorship so ya you could say you broke my cherry ; )

12 Dec 2012 04:08 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

fusillade762: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: But what bothers area resident Shannon Lee Mannion is the effect its going to have on young children.

Uh, I don't want to bother you even more, Shannon Lee Mannion, but me and my little friends were torturing our Barbies long before "50 Shades of Grey" was even a twinkle in it's creator's somewhat uninspired eye. And making them have all kinds of perverted sex (sometimes with my plastic horses), and other forms of unnatural Barbie deviance.

We mostly turned out okay. Well, except that I'm posting on Fark.

I used to tie my plastic dolls behind my tricycle and later my bike and their faces and well most everything would rub off. I guess i was a sick child : )

We used to light army men on fire and drip molten, flaming plastic onto bugs.


That sounds kinda fun but why would you hurt the pretty bugs ?
/Although I'm guessing it was sorta cool even though....

12 Dec 2012 04:11 AM
alienated     

tinfoil-hat maggie: Opp's sorry, um any LGBT groups, um hell there's a lot of good orgs out there of every kind you're choice, I just felt like giving my first TF sponsorship so ya you could say you broke my cherry ; )


I know of a few. will do, and umm... thanks that said -cherry will blossom well. I'll take Double Entendres for a Thousand, Alex. ;)

12 Dec 2012 04:30 AM
fusillade762     

tinfoil-hat maggie: We used to light army men on fire and drip molten, flaming plastic onto bugs.

That sounds kinda fun but why would you hurt the pretty bugs ?
/Although I'm guessing it was sorta cool even though....


Mainly slugs, so not really "pretty" bugs. And I knew plenty of people who liked to pour salt on them. Not sure which is crueler, though. Also did the "fry ants with a magnifying glass" thing once or twice. Had a friend who thought it was hysterical to blow up grasshoppers with firecrackers.

Thankfully that thoughtlessly sadistic period of my childhood didn't last long.

12 Dec 2012 04:41 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

alienated: tinfoil-hat maggie: Opp's sorry, um any LGBT groups, um hell there's a lot of good orgs out there of every kind you're choice, I just felt like giving my first TF sponsorship so ya you could say you broke my cherry ; )

I know of a few. will do, and umm... thanks that said -cherry will blossom well. I'll take Double Entendres for a Thousand, Alex. ;)


Yea, things, stars and such are coming into alignment finally. And yea,,It's still something I wish I never had to go through, although I have so much love and support now. anyway it seems you know me well enough if you ever wanna talk off fark eip .

12 Dec 2012 04:48 AM
Omahawg     

tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: You're supposed to clean the buttplugs?

hmm.....

If you don't know that I am taking my toy's and going home, the easier way is to put a condom on them before using and change the condoms before reusing.


pics or it's all lies! lies, I tellya! LIES

12 Dec 2012 04:53 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

fusillade762: tinfoil-hat maggie: We used to light army men on fire and drip molten, flaming plastic onto bugs.

That sounds kinda fun but why would you hurt the pretty bugs ?
/Although I'm guessing it was sorta cool even though....

Mainly slugs, so not really "pretty" bugs. And I knew plenty of people who liked to pour salt on them. Not sure which is crueler, though. Also did the "fry ants with a magnifying glass" thing once or twice. Had a friend who thought it was hysterical to blow up grasshoppers with firecrackers.

Thankfully that thoughtlessly sadistic period of my childhood didn't last long.


You're just trying to confuse me aren't you slugs aren't bugs, but anyway I hate to say it but I'm curious about the results of dripping melting plastic on slugs.
32 flavors and then some

12 Dec 2012 04:58 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

Omahawg: tinfoil-hat maggie: Omahawg: You're supposed to clean the buttplugs?

hmm.....

If you don't know that I am taking my toy's and going home, the easier way is to put a condom on them before using and change the condoms before reusing.

pics or it's all lies! lies, I tellya! LIES


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Well if you want pics of my toy collection, and unfortunately she's not one : )
Well that , the toy collection would take time and well wouldn't be all that exciting to the passive viewer.

12 Dec 2012 05:02 AM
Omahawg     
well it might be!

12 Dec 2012 05:21 AM
monstera     
also...you should always clean your barbie and ken dolls up after you play with them and not leave them around for the maid. or use condoms!

12 Dec 2012 05:27 AM
tinfoil-hat maggie    [TotalFark]  

Omahawg: well it might be!


Well any thing is possible but I'm So tired and well I know that's just the tip off the iceberg but well still have good times, time after time

12 Dec 2012 05:33 AM
mike_d85     
Is that 50 shades of gray thing still happening? I thought we were pretty much done with that now.

12 Dec 2012 06:12 AM
fusillade762     

monstera: also...you should always clean your barbie and ken dolls up after you play with them and not leave them around for the maid. or use condoms!


And please use a condom when you shove a Ken doll up your ass. It'll make it easier for the paramedics to get it out.

12 Dec 2012 06:18 AM
alienated     

fusillade762: monstera: also...you should always clean your barbie and ken dolls up after you play with them and not leave them around for the maid. or use condoms!

And please use a condom when you shove a Ken doll up your ass. It'll make it easier for the paramedics to get it out.


bears repeating. bears. repeating. bears. watch what you stick up your butt folks, really. bears repeating.

12 Dec 2012 06:29 AM
Ishkur    [TotalFark]  

Fell In Love With a Chair: What the fark is the appeal of this book again? I tried reading just a review and the reviewer wasn't even able to complete it, it was so terrible.


Everything you need to know about 50 Shades of Gray:

#: of occurrences of literary device

41: characters roll their eyes
35: Ana bites her lip
16: Christian's lips "quirk up"
17: Christian "cocks his head to one side"
15: characters "purse" their lips
50: characters raise their eyebrows
80: references to Ana's anthropomorphic "subconscious"
58: references to Ana's "inner goddess"
92: Ana saying some form of "oh crap" (including "holy crap", "double crap", or "triple crap").
81: Ana says "Jeez"
72: Ana says "oh my"
125: Ana "blushes" or "flushes" (including 13 that are "scarlet," 6 that are "crimson," and one that is "stars and stripes red.")
13: Ana "peeks up" at Christian
9: references to Christian's "hooded eyes"
7: references to Christians "long index finger"
25: references to how "hot" Christian is (including 4: "He's so freaking hot.")
10: Christian's "mouth presses into a hard line"
199: characters "murmur"
49: characters "mutter"
195: characters "whisper"
21: characters "clamber" on/in/out of things
34: characters "smirk"
46: characters "gasp"
18: "breath hitches"
124: "grins"
124 "frowns"
And orgasms are always described as intense, body-shattering, delicious, violent, all-consuming, turbulent, agonizing and exhausting

And this is only book one.

12 Dec 2012 07:24 AM
Sasquach     
"Wishbone and the Illustrated Classics series have gotten me through every conversation I've ever had about Dickens, Treasure Island, The Anarchist's Cookbook, and Our Bodies, Ourselves."

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/credit to XKCD.com
//is that how CCL works?

12 Dec 2012 08:01 AM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
Here's a imaginative way to re purpose Barbie dolls
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12 Dec 2012 08:16 AM
Flakeloaf     
People who live in the neighbourhood can talk to us if they're offended by it,

I'm going to take a wild guess at one thing Shannon Lee Mannion didn't do. It's Wanda's in the middle of the village. Stop being so stuffy and meet the community halfway, or scrunch up your nose and carry on. Flapping your arms about it just makes you look silly.

12 Dec 2012 08:44 AM
doczoidberg     
This is a good idea.

Start training them young.

12 Dec 2012 10:04 AM
Valiente     

fusillade762: Ken and Ken and Barbie and Barbie engaged in oral, anal sex and other shenanigans.

How can you tell when a pair of dolls with no genitals are having anal sex?


From the copious plastic santorum?

Seriously, you could throw a lubed up team of nympho contortionist lesbians into a dumpster full of Magic Wands on max and if it happenened in Ottawa, it would be a boner killer.

12 Dec 2012 10:31 AM
freetomato    [TotalFark]  

Ishkur:
And this is only book one.


I'm such a schmuck. I bought it to see what the fuss was all about. It was like the a Harlequin Romance had a bastard child with Hustler. What a waste of time and money. How many times did the bimbo say "oh my"? I kept hearing it in George Takei's voice.

12 Dec 2012 10:31 AM
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