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   Balloon Boy fronts heavy metal band. "Can't stop playin' World of Warcraft. That's what I'm sayin'." Bonus: Article is from the future

12 Dec 2012 01:09 AM   |   6064 clicks   |   Broward/Palm Beach New Times
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wild9     
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12 Dec 2012 01:11 AM
marxychick1     
Wow, they live in Spring Hill, Florida. They won't stand out from any of the nuts there.

/used to live in Spring Hill

12 Dec 2012 01:17 AM
nucular bum     
Impressed:
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/obscure?
//maybe this should clear things up

12 Dec 2012 01:19 AM
DarkSoulNoHope     
FTA: Here the Heene Boyz, who are touted by their notorious dad as "the world's youngest metal band," dress up like medieval warriors and film themselves playing their song "World of Warcraft."

Well their notorious dad is going to learn another notorious lesson, by losing more money, because of a term we call 'copyright infringement'.

12 Dec 2012 01:19 AM
Do the needful     
The cover of their first album.

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12 Dec 2012 01:21 AM
Britney Spear's Speculum     
No. Go away. You lied to get attention, were disgraced and you don't get another 15 minutes.

12 Dec 2012 01:24 AM
Radak    [TotalFark]  
Why am I not surprised that the article very quickly turned to be all about dear ol' dad? I'd bet almost anything this entire band and everything about it are completely his concoction.

/why no, I did not read past page one

12 Dec 2012 01:33 AM
iheartscotch     
Can you say child exploitation?

/ if you can't; I'm sure ballon dad can

12 Dec 2012 01:34 AM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
FIVE pages about this nobody? Seriously?? tl;dr

12 Dec 2012 01:39 AM
styckx     

Radak: Why am I not surprised that the article very quickly turned to be all about dear ol' dad? I'd bet almost anything this entire band and everything about it are completely his concoction.

/why no, I did not read past page one


I got mid way through and came up with this exact conclusion myself. Another dog and pony show.

12 Dec 2012 01:40 AM
Hector Remarkable     
Balloon boy? Oh my god, is he still up in that thing? That is a long time to be flying around in a balloon. He's probably, like, Balloon Corpse by now, or even Ragged Balloon Skeleton. They really should have tried to land that thing before now, before it finally, today, turned tragically into a metal band.

12 Dec 2012 02:07 AM
mr_fulano     
Looked them up on youtube. Their music is horrible, videos are amateurish. Try out "Latte Vampiress" if you dare. A giant steaming pile of shiat.

12 Dec 2012 02:11 AM
marksman     
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPTdszF hGe

I suggest wearing earplugs while listening.....

12 Dec 2012 02:15 AM
marksman     

12 Dec 2012 02:15 AM
JonnyBlack     

wild9: [i.imgur.com image 250x230]


Maybe I'm just stoned, but I totally forgot what this thread was about when I saw that. I forgot about everything. My very essence left me at that sight. I have stared into the abyss, and it has stared back with the face of some farked up pig-dog thing. And I feel hollow now.

12 Dec 2012 02:18 AM
mr_fulano     
If they weren't home-schooled they would have the crap beaten out of them daily.

12 Dec 2012 02:19 AM
ISO15693     

JonnyBlack: wild9: [i.imgur.com image 250x230]

Maybe I'm just stoned, but I totally forgot what this thread was about when I saw that. I forgot about everything. My very essence left me at that sight. I have stared into the abyss, and it has stared back with the face of some farked up pig-dog thing. And I feel hollow now.


That is actually from one of the earliest films... 1907 I think.
...

12 Dec 2012 02:21 AM
Begoggle     
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I can see my house!

12 Dec 2012 02:22 AM
Khazar-Khum     

12 Dec 2012 02:31 AM
vwarb     
For the love of god, please don't watch their youtube videos. You know daddy is slavering over the screen, feeling himself get harder with every view.

12 Dec 2012 02:46 AM
MaliFinn     
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12 Dec 2012 02:53 AM
Summer Glau's Love Slave     
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What a frontsman for a heavy metal band may look like.

/Good Christ, I am soooooo baked.
//College after finals = Best. Place. Ever!

12 Dec 2012 02:56 AM
eltejon     
Ah, how I miss my Old Skull tape...

/Homeless
// https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtEmcr uWTso

12 Dec 2012 03:40 AM
Bindyree     

mr_fulano: Looked them up on youtube. Their music is horrible, videos are amateurish. Try out "Latte Vampiress" if you dare. A giant steaming pile of shiat.


Yeah... this.

12 Dec 2012 04:31 AM
Tealeaf     
My guess is that Dad is making him sing those awful songs as payback for ratting him out about the balloon hoax. "I had to go to jail because of you. Get your ass on that stage NOW!"

12 Dec 2012 04:40 AM
styckx     

mr_fulano: Looked them up on youtube. Their music is horrible, videos are amateurish. Try out "Latte Vampiress" if you dare. A giant steaming pile of shiat.


Ok I did and... There is something interesting going on here..

Welp.. They aren't musicians and they aren't playing any of that music someone is screeching to. The drummer shows no signs he has ever played drums before and the chords the kids use on the guitar are those fake random `I have no idea how to play' chords people use when pretending to play guitar.

So, not only is the music awful, it's entirely played and recorded by someone else (probably an adult)..

12 Dec 2012 04:46 AM
Markoff_Cheney     
those kids are so metal SATAN owes em each 20 bucks!
fark those attention whores.
also, see styckx's post. they have no tasty lix. only shriveled dix.

12 Dec 2012 04:54 AM
Markoff_Cheney     

styckx: mr_fulano: Looked them up on youtube. Their music is horrible, videos are amateurish. Try out "Latte Vampiress" if you dare. A giant steaming pile of shiat.

Ok I did and... There is something interesting going on here..

Welp.. They aren't musicians and they aren't playing any of that music someone is screeching to. The drummer shows no signs he has ever played drums before and the chords the kids use on the guitar are those fake random `I have no idea how to play' chords people use when pretending to play guitar.

So, not only is the music awful, it's entirely played and recorded by someone else (probably an adult)..


oh god............................. i endured a few minutes of it.......... 
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that kid has the worst dio impression i have ever heard. they deserve this humiliation.

12 Dec 2012 05:04 AM
sexorcisst     
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/What their fans might look like

12 Dec 2012 05:07 AM
UseTheForksLuke     
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12 Dec 2012 05:30 AM
Radak    [TotalFark]  

eltejon: Ah, how I miss my Old Skull tape...


Oh god, I'm seriously not the only person who thought of Old Skull when seeing this article/thread? As they say, nothing is obscure on Fark.

/actually owns Get Outta School on silver CD
//found it in a sale bin somewhere probably 15 years ago for like a buck, figured what the hell
///was probably drunk

12 Dec 2012 05:57 AM
SocraticIrony     

styckx: Radak: Why am I not surprised that the article very quickly turned to be all about dear ol' dad? I'd bet almost anything this entire band and everything about it are completely his concoction.

/why no, I did not read past page one

I got mid way through and came up with this exact conclusion myself. Another dog and pony show.


This. . .

styckx: mr_fulano: Looked them up on youtube. Their music is horrible, videos are amateurish. Try out "Latte Vampiress" if you dare. A giant steaming pile of shiat.

Ok I did and... There is something interesting going on here..

Welp.. They aren't musicians and they aren't playing any of that music someone is screeching to. The drummer shows no signs he has ever played drums before and the chords the kids use on the guitar are those fake random `I have no idea how to play' chords people use when pretending to play guitar.

So, not only is the music awful, it's entirely played and recorded by someone else (probably an adult)..


. . .and this.

I'm guessing that the crazy as fark father used GarageBand and cut a shiat metal album with lyrics he though a kid would come up with. He then doled out a bunch of cash to the writer of this article who either bought the story, hook, line and sinker, or had already become such a shilled, husk of his former self that he wrote w/e drivel the father wanted him to.

12 Dec 2012 06:21 AM
Radak    [TotalFark]  
Sales must be slowing.

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12 Dec 2012 06:31 AM
Odoriferous Queef     

Radak: Sales must be slowing.

[i.imgur.com image 485x327]


Forgot about that site. Papa is flogging that POS CD on his site  [scroll down]

12 Dec 2012 07:28 AM
HST's Dead Carcass    [TotalFark]  
Underneath all that chorus and compression and shiatty production and layering are 3 kids that want to rock out. I can't deny them that, good on ya, kids, but, yeah, try to learn to record without all that bullshiat.

And, am I the only one that thinks they made the video so dad can video some skank and get away with it? Gawd help us if she's related, that would be ultra creepy.

12 Dec 2012 08:01 AM
fruitloop     

styckx: mr_fulano: Looked them up on youtube. Their music is horrible, videos are amateurish. Try out "Latte Vampiress" if you dare. A giant steaming pile of shiat.

Ok I did and... There is something interesting going on here..

Welp.. They aren't musicians and they aren't playing any of that music someone is screeching to. The drummer shows no signs he has ever played drums before and the chords the kids use on the guitar are those fake random `I have no idea how to play' chords people use when pretending to play guitar.

So, not only is the music awful, it's entirely played and recorded by someone else (probably an adult)..


I watched about a minute or so...holy shiat. I feel sorry for the girl in the video, or girls, it might be the same one, I don't know. And is he saying "lattee"?

/that was 3 years ago?

12 Dec 2012 08:16 AM
computerguyUT     
Wow, three more productive members of society coming up in 3...2....1....

Hhahhahhaha Kidding! They're going to be useless attention whores just like their parents.

(And probably make more money in a month than I make in a year.....go USA)

12 Dec 2012 08:32 AM
LesterB     
FTA: He also sold a joke AIDS/ herpes tester - basically a mood ring. (Richard says it was a lot funnier in the '80s.)

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say, no, it was not.

12 Dec 2012 08:54 AM
Darwins Point-ed Stick     

wild9:


Ok seriously, I keep seeing this gif pop up in fark threads.......and I don't get it :-(

Where's it from? What's the reference?

/ta muchly

12 Dec 2012 09:51 AM
RequiemHC     
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http://www.wowhead.com/npc=60230#comm ents (NPC is named Princeton )

12 Dec 2012 09:55 AM
ransack.     
Reeses Pieces
Nothing but Nerds
Marshmallow peeps
Nasty little turds
I like your package
Striped little girl
Remove your sleeve
Down to your curlllllllllllllllllllllllll

12 Dec 2012 10:06 AM
wild9     

Darwins Point-ed Stick: wild9:

Ok seriously, I keep seeing this gif pop up in fark threads.......and I don't get it :-(

Where's it from? What's the reference?

/ta muchly


I think someone else already mentioned it was from one of the first films and it is creepy as all hell.

12 Dec 2012 10:43 AM
Darwins Point-ed Stick     
Indeed, I feel soulless...

12 Dec 2012 11:01 AM
Timmy the Tumor     
Yoko Ono even said "that sh*t is really irritating"

12 Dec 2012 12:01 PM
ISO15693     
im suprised they didnt do a song called 'I did it for the show (hurl)"

12 Dec 2012 01:56 PM
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