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   If you must shoplift your Christmas presents this year, steal something better than a Richard Marx CD and a 24-ounce can of Miller Lite

12 Dec 2012 12:00 PM   |   1359 clicks   |   NW Florida Daily News
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AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Richard Marx is hilarious on Twitter.

Richard Marx @richardmarx
Tonight, I plan on soft-rocking the living shiat out of New York City. #cannotwait

Richard Marx @richardmarx
From inception to completion, Jonas Salk cured polio faster than most people go through airport security. #whatissofarkinghard

Richard Marx @richardmarx
So Reba McIntire is now just REBA. If I ever get popular again I'm going to be known as just DICK.

Richard Marx @richardmarx
Just sang"O Holy Night" on Daily Buzz this early in the am and on the high note I think I may have ruptured my spleen.

12 Dec 2012 04:51 AM
Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
It don't mean nothing.

12 Dec 2012 09:19 AM
basemetal    [TotalFark]  
Yeah, you need a few more 24 oz cans to make it through that music.

12 Dec 2012 10:19 AM
BKITU    [TotalFark]  
www.saturday-night-live.comView Full Size


Happy birthday, Jesus. Hope you like crap!

12 Dec 2012 11:21 AM
Odd Bird     
Jeez dad, how about some Rick Astley for a change?

12 Dec 2012 12:04 PM
HelloNeuman     
What's better than the combination of Richard Marx and Miller Lite?

12 Dec 2012 12:05 PM
Albert911emt     
What, submitter, could possibly be better than a Richard Marx CD and a 24-ounce can of Miller Lite? 80s musak and a can of warm piss with bubbles....the ladies will be bustin down your door.

12 Dec 2012 12:09 PM
MBooda     
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12 Dec 2012 12:11 PM
Mob-Doc     
Disappointed it wasn't this album:
i49.tinypic.comView Full Size

12 Dec 2012 12:13 PM
dittybopper    [TotalFark]  
Richard Marx? Might as well call yourself "Pecker Tracks".

12 Dec 2012 12:28 PM
StoPPeRmobile     

Sybarite: It don't mean nothing.


Somethimes you just need to hold on to the nights, those endless summer nights.

12 Dec 2012 12:32 PM
Bermuda59     
Was the shoplifter's name Warren?

12 Dec 2012 12:33 PM
YippeeYay     
Sounds like someone is getting set for a wicked hot date.

//with subby's mom

12 Dec 2012 01:00 PM
Loaf's Tray     
"HOLD ONNNNNNN TO THE LITE..."

12 Dec 2012 01:07 PM
Badafuco     
Wherever you go... whatever you do... they (cops) will be right there waiting for you.

12 Dec 2012 01:17 PM
stickandmove     

Bermuda59: Was the shoplifter's name Warren?


It must have been for his girlfriend

12 Dec 2012 01:24 PM
groppet     
If Im going to turn to a life of crime Im going to do stuff that will be worth the trip to jail.

12 Dec 2012 01:26 PM
StoPPeRmobile     

groppet: If Im going to turn to a life of crime Im going to do stuff that will be worth the trip to jail.


Yeah, there really should be a hookers and blow store.

12 Dec 2012 01:28 PM
Inhalien     
"About $100 worth of merchandise was found in the bag including a Cher "Greatest Hits" CD and Richard Marx "A Night Out with Friends" CD, one Miller Lite 24-ounce can of beer..."

The worse music to go with the worst beer. I can't imagine a greater failure or more miserable party.

12 Dec 2012 01:32 PM
digitalrain     

Sybarite: It don't mean nothing.


No victim, no crime

12 Dec 2012 01:38 PM
Bermuda59     

stickandmove: Bermuda59: Was the shoplifter's name Warren?

It must have been for his girlfriend


Thank you, proving once again no reference is too obscure for FARK!

12 Dec 2012 01:58 PM
Buttknuckle     

Badafuco: Wherever you go... whatever you do... they (cops) will be right there waiting for you.


That would be Brian Adams, not Richard Marx lol

12 Dec 2012 02:58 PM
marxychick1     
I have to say I totally can't blame her for her choice. The Richard Marx album ALSO comes with a DVD. It's great! I have it in my collection. Only I didn't shoplift mine.

I have to say I'm loving the frequency of Richard Marx posts on Fark lately. :-)

AverageAmericanGuy: Richard Marx is hilarious on Twitter.


He was drunk-Tweeting the other night. Comedy gold!

Mob-Doc: Disappointed it wasn't this album:
[i49.tinypic.com image 500x500]


His new stuff is so much better!

Buttknuckle: Badafuco: Wherever you go... whatever you do... they (cops) will be right there waiting for you.

That would be Brian Adams, not Richard Marx lol


Nope, that's Richard Marx.

12 Dec 2012 03:28 PM
prjindigo     
Richard Marx is nice music... don't shiat on it.

12 Dec 2012 05:16 PM
marxychick1     

prjindigo: Richard Marx is nice music... don't shiat on it.


That gets you added to my favorites list, my friend! :-)

12 Dec 2012 05:48 PM
MBooda     
My favorite Richard Marx album:
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12 Dec 2012 06:17 PM
finnished     
Let me hazard a guess...

12 Dec 2012 08:10 PM
Rhett Khan     
Someone got my list!

12 Dec 2012 10:24 PM
marxychick1     

finnished: Let me hazard a guess...


I see what you did there...

12 Dec 2012 11:10 PM
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