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   If really believe in the Mayan calendar, then it only makes sense why you would want to spend that day on top of a pyramid-shaped mountain in Serbia that was once the home of a wizard guarding a treasure and may house a UFO

12 Dec 2012 11:44 AM   |   3847 clicks   |   Mother Nature Network
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CygnusDarius     
Don't worry, the Mothership will save us.

12 Dec 2012 11:45 AM
omnibus_necanda_sunt     
Jesus fark, yalla stoopid.

Also, Serbia? You gon' get shot.

12 Dec 2012 11:48 AM
MaliFinn     
The Mayan calendar only ends because they want you to buy the next one. Duh

12 Dec 2012 11:48 AM
HelloNeuman     
what's Myan is mine and what Urine is Myan

12 Dec 2012 11:52 AM
Wade_Wilson     
I'm actually disappointed that more people aren't taking this particular panic seriously. I live in the south, so last year I knew people who actually thought Harold Camping might know what he was talking about. But even my dumbest co-workers tend to talk about this one with an eyeroll and a smile.

I guess it's overexposure. Even the media seems kinda tired of pretending that this is in any way news.

12 Dec 2012 12:01 PM
jaybeezey     

MaliFinn: The Mayan calendar only ends because they want you to buy the next one. Duh


If the next one is a Garfield calendar, color me ready to buy!

12 Dec 2012 12:03 PM
Bondith    [TotalFark]  

jaybeezey: MaliFinn: The Mayan calendar only ends because they want you to buy the next one. Duh

If the next one is a Garfield calendar, color me ready to buy!


I had a page-a-day calendar of stupid sayings which I enjoyed, so I was really looking forward to the Idiots Monthly calendar that the same company put out.

It was a mirror.

12 Dec 2012 12:08 PM
broken jebus     
♫Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a whirl
I love, I love my little Mayan calendar girl♫

12 Dec 2012 12:12 PM
Cold_Sassy     

jaybeezey: MaliFinn: The Mayan calendar only ends because they want you to buy the next one. Duh

If the next one is a Garfield calendar, color me ready to buy!


Flanders?

12 Dec 2012 12:15 PM
Wolf_Cub     
I am confused, if these people really believe the world is going to end, why are they reserving hotel rooms?

12 Dec 2012 12:18 PM
groppet     
I wish I could make money off this somehow damnit!

12 Dec 2012 12:21 PM
Seacop    [TotalFark]  

groppet: I wish I could make money off this somehow damnit!


Start selling tickets to the event on ebay

12 Dec 2012 12:26 PM
me_onthenet     
Don't forget the mayonnaise!

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12 Dec 2012 12:35 PM
Sim Tree    [TotalFark]  
Serious question: where do people get these ideas? Why this one {some obscure mountain in France} rather than, say, anywhere else in particular?

12 Dec 2012 12:39 PM
Evil Mackerel     
Not to worry,The System Lords save...er harvest more slaves.

12 Dec 2012 12:43 PM
Nhojwolfe     
Heh it would be kinda of funny if a alien space craft just came out of the mt long enough for people to take a picture of it then left. No words no destruction, Just take off and its gone for good.
I wonder how people would react.

12 Dec 2012 12:57 PM
SoupJohnB     

HelloNeuman: what's Myan is mine and what Urine is Myan


Mayan is Mayan and yours is Mayan and theirs is Mayan and we are all together...

/goo-goo-gah-choob

12 Dec 2012 01:03 PM
Hector Remarkable     
The disturbing part is the people who are going all Jor-El and shooting their babies off in rockets into space. Sure, they'll become super beings on other planets, but pieces of earth that may be left over from the destruction will be deadly to them.

12 Dec 2012 01:04 PM
capt.hollister    [TotalFark]  
I'm counting on this Mayan doomsday thing to pan out, otherwise my famyli will discover I put only empty boxes under the Christmas tree

12 Dec 2012 01:20 PM
ladyfortuna     
This sounds like a great setting for a new RPG campaign of some sort.

Why yes, I was playing D&D last night, why do you ask?

12 Dec 2012 01:21 PM
Millennium     
You know, part of me is really, really tempted to find one of these doomsday spots and camp out on The Big Day, just to watch the waves of disappointment when nothing happens.

Another part of me, on the other hand, would rather avoid the rioting that will likely occur when nothing else does.

12 Dec 2012 02:11 PM
Profedius     
Crap! That is where I parked my ship. I had thought I had hidden it better now all these idiots will be wanting me to take them with me and since I am an enlightened peaceful alien my morality won't allow me to leave them behind when your world ends. Thankfully I have room for them since I was sent to collect the talented, evolved and gifted among Earth's people and found there was none.

12 Dec 2012 02:14 PM
Bondith    [TotalFark]  

Millennium: You know, part of me is really, really tempted to find one of these doomsday spots and camp out on The Big Day, just to watch the waves of disappointment when nothing happens.

Another part of me, on the other hand, would rather avoid the rioting that will likely occur when nothing else does.


I'd be tempted to camp out with a giant Nelson HA HA banner, and unfurl it when they realise nothing's gonna happen.

/and then run like hell

12 Dec 2012 02:16 PM
Anthracite     
I will still stand my ground with my mother. She now DENIES she asked me if I am going to continue to Homeschool my kids and teach them anything because the world is ending the 12/21.

12 Dec 2012 02:23 PM
pearls before swine     
If you believe in the Mayan calendar?

Does anyone actually dispute that the Mayans had a calendar?

12 Dec 2012 02:45 PM
Hector Remarkable     

capt.hollister: I'm counting on this Mayan doomsday thing to pan out, otherwise my family will discover I put only empty boxes under the Christmas tree


Enlightenment is not the worst gift one can receive.
But, yeah, I myself am invested heavily in end-of-the-world futures, as well as some apocalyptic bonds and a time share just outside of Armageddon, so if this end times thing doesn't come along next week, I'm ruined.

12 Dec 2012 03:15 PM
BolshyGreatYarblocks     
Any credulous but smoking hot Serbian girls reading this should know that the Mayan Apocalypse can ONLY be averted if a smoking hot Serbian woman sercks mah bawls.

12 Dec 2012 03:50 PM
Cheese eating surrender monkey     

Sim Tree: Serious question: where do people get these ideas? Why this one {some obscure mountain in France} rather than, say, anywhere else in particular?


Our apocalypses look much classier.

12 Dec 2012 04:01 PM
Clemkadidlefark     
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12 Dec 2012 04:29 PM
cynicalbastard     

Hector Remarkable:
Enlightenment is not the worst gift one can receive.


Yeah. tell Cassandra that bit.

13 Dec 2012 01:32 AM
Someone_Took_My_Login     
That's just silly.

Besides, everybody knows the pyramids don't have spaceships in them, they are landing pads...

13 Dec 2012 06:40 AM
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