This just goes to prove my theory, Germans Love David Hasselhoff!

Compelling stuff.

I farking hate that store. It stinks up the entire mall.

Bravo, Sub

The only place that has the lighting of a strip club, and the smell to match.

The only thing related to the article that I can say is this: If A&F can get semi-naked guys, why can't Victoria's Secret get girls in their lingerie to walk around the store?.

Also, on the european thing: I love the French, I adore French culture, but I have to say, 3/4 of French music is... To put it lightly, bad.

"LONG LIVE SACRED GERMANY..... heyyyyyy..... that's a nice pair of pants you got there, Dave. Did you buy them at Abercrombie and-"

*BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM*

Free ice cream!

DNRTFA, but am laughing heartily at the headline. Well done submitter.