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   A federal judged has banned North Carolina from issuing "Choose Life" license plates unless they offer a "Choose Death" alternative

12 Dec 2012 12:54 PM   |   7487 clicks   |   Salon
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basemetal    [TotalFark]  
Good, maybe that will affect all of the bible thumper states.

12 Dec 2012 09:36 AM
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
I think it's nice they want to support gay rights.

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12 Dec 2012 09:42 AM
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ZAZ    [TotalFark]  
Photoshop contest? Or did we already have one?

12 Dec 2012 09:43 AM
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God Is My Co-Pirate    [TotalFark]  
Can I just say, as a feminist and mother, I'm still mildly annoyed they revoked that Eat The Kids First plate.

12 Dec 2012 09:45 AM
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TwistedIvory    [TotalFark]  
Choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else.

12 Dec 2012 09:46 AM
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sweetmelissa31     
If it's pro-life, shouldn't it say, "Choose life or else we will shoot you"?

12 Dec 2012 09:48 AM
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BunkoSquad    [TotalFark]  
I want a "Choose The Form of Your Destructor" license plate.

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12 Dec 2012 09:50 AM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  

Sybarite: I think it's nice they want to support gay rights.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 650x617]


Get a load of this guy, he thinks George Michael is gay . LOL. Do you remember all the super models in that one video of his? He is all about pussy. I'll just Google him right now to see what piece of ass he's banging.....oh. Oh God. Oh dear God and Baby Jesus.....

12 Dec 2012 09:50 AM
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Can I just say, as a feminist and mother, I'm still mildly annoyed they revoked that Eat The Kids First plate.


Yeah, I was thinking of a good counter proposal to the Choose Life plates we have here in FL. "Kill More Babies" seemed a bit too over the top. But I think your "Eat The Kids First" idea has legs. Delicious, tender, young legs.

But one serious idea I had for a counter was "Choose Choice".

12 Dec 2012 09:51 AM
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vpb    [TotalFark]  
I would think a choose death license plate would do will in the bible belt, as long as they though it referred to war, the second amendment, the death penalty, black people, Muslims, liberals, Mexicans, the French, Gays, union members, the UN, Anyone who doesn't like Israel, Jews, Mormons*, Europeans or Asians. And probably some more that I forgot.

(*Temporarily acceptable)

12 Dec 2012 09:53 AM
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Teknowaffle     
www.funnysigns.net

They already have that one in Va.

12 Dec 2012 10:07 AM
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hillbillypharmacist    [TotalFark]  
'Choosy Moms Choose Choice'

12 Dec 2012 10:15 AM
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Apos     
image.spreadshirt.com

12 Dec 2012 10:26 AM
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trivial use of my dark powers     
Right wing outrage machine activate!

Form of...a potato!

Shape of...an ice potato!

12 Dec 2012 10:31 AM
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CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

Diogenes: But one serious idea I had for a counter was "Choose Choice".


In NC, they had proposed "Respect Choice" as a counter opinion plate.

I'd rather not allow any of them, period. Put a bumper sticker on your car, State issued anything has no business pushing any side of this mess or any other hot-button topic.

12 Dec 2012 10:39 AM
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Generation_D    [TotalFark]  
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12 Dec 2012 10:40 AM
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kid_icarus    [TotalFark]  
But doesn't "Choose Life" imply a choice so is therefore somewhat...pro-choice?

/devils advocate
//ducks and runs

12 Dec 2012 10:41 AM
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  

CapeFearCadaver: Diogenes: But one serious idea I had for a counter was "Choose Choice".

In NC, they had proposed "Respect Choice" as a counter opinion plate.

I'd rather not allow any of them, period. Put a bumper sticker on your car, State issued anything has no business pushing any side of this mess or any other hot-button topic.


Seriously. I'm not one for label activism in the first place. But making my car a target just seems stupid, beyond being a shallow expression.

12 Dec 2012 10:47 AM
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Rapmaster2000    [TotalFark]  
Choose Death is so metal.

12 Dec 2012 10:50 AM
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Walker    [TotalFark]  
Too bad they're legal here in Virginia. Yet they offer no "Kill the babies" alternative for us pro-choice people to piss off the pro-lifers.

12 Dec 2012 10:52 AM
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CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

Rapmaster2000: Choose Death Schuldiner is so metal.


/redundant

12 Dec 2012 10:53 AM
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Lumpmoose     

kid_icarus: But doesn't "Choose Life" imply a choice so is therefore somewhat...pro-choice?

/devils advocate
//ducks and runs


If the pro-life side used their time, resources and spiritual clout to convince people to choose adoption, promote women's health and educate about contraceptives--rather than merely attempt to ban abortion--they'd prevent many, MANY more abortions than they are now. Under that scenario, a "Choose Life" slogan would be honest and respectable.

But they'd rather control the sex lives of women, so here we are.

12 Dec 2012 10:59 AM
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slayer199    [TotalFark]  

Rapmaster2000: Choose Death is so metal.


It would be a great name for a death metal band.

12 Dec 2012 11:00 AM
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kid_icarus    [TotalFark]  

Lumpmoose: kid_icarus: But doesn't "Choose Life" imply a choice so is therefore somewhat...pro-choice?

/devils advocate
//ducks and runs

If the pro-life side used their time, resources and spiritual clout to convince people to choose adoption, promote women's health and educate about contraceptives--rather than merely attempt to ban abortion--they'd prevent many, MANY more abortions than they are now. Under that scenario, a "Choose Life" slogan would be honest and respectable.

But they'd rather control the sex lives of women, so here we are.


"Choose Life!"

Your choices are:

A. Life
B. Jail

12 Dec 2012 11:01 AM
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Lumpmoose     

kid_icarus: Lumpmoose: kid_icarus: But doesn't "Choose Life" imply a choice so is therefore somewhat...pro-choice?

/devils advocate
//ducks and runs

If the pro-life side used their time, resources and spiritual clout to convince people to choose adoption, promote women's health and educate about contraceptives--rather than merely attempt to ban abortion--they'd prevent many, MANY more abortions than they are now. Under that scenario, a "Choose Life" slogan would be honest and respectable.

But they'd rather control the sex lives of women, so here we are.

"Choose Life!"

Your choices are:

A. Life
B. Jail


Except when it's:

A. Death

12 Dec 2012 11:10 AM
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neritz    [TotalFark]  
i191.photobucket.com

12 Dec 2012 11:58 AM
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FloydA    [TotalFark]  
i105.photobucket.com

12 Dec 2012 12:37 PM
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reillan     
www.oktax.state.ok.us

hope we're next...

12 Dec 2012 12:56 PM
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URAPNIS     
We have Helping Schools tags. Should we also have fark The Schools tags?

12 Dec 2012 12:56 PM
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gambitsgirl     

God Is My Co-Pirate: Can I just say, as a feminist and mother, I'm still mildly annoyed they revoked that Eat The Kids First plate.


She has my vote for senate

12 Dec 2012 12:56 PM
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Kuroshin     
I expect that Fox News will find this perfectly reasonable and acceptable. Fair and Balanced.

12 Dec 2012 12:56 PM
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Dexaan     
I'm a lich and I'm offended they don't have a "Choose Undeath" option.

12 Dec 2012 12:56 PM
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radiovox     
If only there was some other way to display your socio-political beliefs on the back of your car. Maybe strips of paper with adhesive on one side and written messages on the other. Let's get on that Farkers!

12 Dec 2012 01:00 PM
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drxym     
The stupid part is "pro-choice" is not "pro-death"

12 Dec 2012 01:00 PM
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skinink     
This story put the jitterbug into my brain.

12 Dec 2012 01:00 PM
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Chagrin     

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 639x531]


I think there's only a couple of those that I didn't read.

12 Dec 2012 01:00 PM
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YodaBlues     

TwistedIvory: Choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else.


If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

12 Dec 2012 01:01 PM
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indarwinsshadow     
www.drvino.com

12 Dec 2012 01:01 PM
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snocone    [TotalFark]  
You people really have to quit putting these farks in office.
It has not worked and is getting less likely to work the more time dilutes the derp.

12 Dec 2012 01:01 PM
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TypoFlyspray     

TwistedIvory: Choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else.


You still have made a choice.

/ You can choose from Phantom Fears and Kindness that can kill...

// Sorry, was just over in the R&RHOF thread.

12 Dec 2012 01:02 PM
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TheNewJesus     
how about "Please choose to key my car because I am a self righteous douche"

12 Dec 2012 01:02 PM
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BoboRod     

Apos: [image.spreadshirt.com image 190x190]


^ yep

/ fark the government
// "sigh"

12 Dec 2012 01:02 PM
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snocone    [TotalFark]  

radiovox: If only there was some other way to display your socio-political beliefs on the back of your car. Maybe strips of paper with adhesive on one side and written messages on the other. Let's get on that Farkers!


BUt would it not be more politically incorrect/correct(hell, I can't keep track) to have the public pay for it?

12 Dec 2012 01:02 PM
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TypoFlyspray     

drxym: The stupid part is "pro-choice" is not "pro-death"


If they had a Pro-Death license plate in VA, I'd be on it in a stilled heartbeat. I hate those damn Neon Yellow cheese tags for the Pro-Birthers.

12 Dec 2012 01:03 PM
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FizixJunkee     
Abortion statistics:

" If current rates continue, it is estimated that 35% of all women of reproductive age in America today will have had an abortion by the time they reach the age of 45.3"

and

"Women who obtain abortions represent every religious affiliation. 13% of abortion patients describe themselves as born-again or Evangelical Christians; while 22% of U.S. women are Catholic, 27% of abortion patients say they are Catholics."

12 Dec 2012 01:03 PM
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whither_apophis     
I will choose free will

12 Dec 2012 01:03 PM
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jst3p     

TwistedIvory: Choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else.


If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice.

12 Dec 2012 01:03 PM
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TypoFlyspray     

YodaBlues: TwistedIvory: Choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.


Damn You YodaBlues!
/ Shaking my tiny fist at you.....

12 Dec 2012 01:04 PM
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OscarTamerz     
How about CHOOSE HEROIN

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12 Dec 2012 01:04 PM
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jst3p     

neritz: [i191.photobucket.com image 191x263]


Is that a real thing? If so it is kinda awesome.

12 Dec 2012 01:04 PM
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