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12 Dec 2012 11:14 AM   |   5990 clicks   |   RamblingBeachCat.com
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Lemmy Kilmister     
why are all american women so god damn fat?

why?

12 Dec 2012 11:16 AM
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Rapmaster2000     
Missy Monzo-Marte
DeSoto County Coupon Club,
Shauna Shipman,


Welcome to Alliteration County!

12 Dec 2012 11:17 AM
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drayno76     
I regularly what to punch couponers, especially when I"m stuck in line behind these freaks of nature.

12 Dec 2012 11:19 AM
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no icon tact     
11/22/12?

12/11/12?

11/12/12?

11/12/22?

12 Dec 2012 11:19 AM
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drayno76     
/want

12 Dec 2012 11:19 AM
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Jae0o0     
Coupons... at a dollar tree. Its the freaking Dollar tree, everythings a dollar, just pay the damn dollar and gtfo.

12 Dec 2012 11:20 AM
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Charles_Nelson_Reilly     
In the comments before the jerks who will call for violence against people who use coupons.

12 Dec 2012 11:21 AM
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Tango_down     
WHAR HERO TAG??!!

12 Dec 2012 11:22 AM
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Charles_Nelson_Reilly     

drayno76: I regularly what to punch couponers, especially when I"m stuck in line behind these freaks of nature.


Ooo, too slow.

12 Dec 2012 11:22 AM
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SmellsLikePoo     

Charles_Nelson_Reilly: In the comments before the jerks who will call for violence against people who use coupons.


OH....so close.

12 Dec 2012 11:22 AM
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Headso    [TotalFark]  
Squalor Tree

12 Dec 2012 11:22 AM
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sulco     
Big girl problems.

12 Dec 2012 11:23 AM
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MBZ321     
I don't understand why stores get into a tizzy when people use coupons. The stores get reimbursed (as long as they aren't fake), plus 8 cents or so per coupon. I guess employees are jealous of people getting things for free, while the Dollar Tree employee is spending all their pay on cat food for dinner instead of free potted meat product.

/Use coupons quite heavily, but nowhere near extreme. I at least always end up with at least one free item from the grocery store every week.

/Extreme Couponers need to be respectful as welll. .eg.) not passing off expired coupons or choosing to load up on carts of food on a busy Sunday afternoon.

12 Dec 2012 11:23 AM
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Clemkadidlefark     
img.adamsandler.jt.org

12 Dec 2012 11:24 AM
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jfivealive     
I hope the chick who assaulted the extreme couponer shouted some great one liners during the attack such as:

This next one's half off (pow!) biatch!
Buy one (Slam!) Get one free (Smack!)

12 Dec 2012 11:24 AM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
On November 21 of 2012, Missy Monzo-Marte and her friend,

But instead of simply filming a rude store manager refusing to do her job, Jennifer also captured Shauna opening up a full can of whoop ass on her friend, Misty.

The clerk kicked her ass so bad that the ladies name changed!

12 Dec 2012 11:30 AM
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themasterdebater     
Why get all stabby - just make a rule like "We will glady accept coupons, for personal/normal use. Limit of 5 coupons per product per day."

That should shut them down.... extreme couponing is such a waste. These people can't even use the products they're buying in a lifetime - just so they can brag about how they saved 98% by exploiting a loophole in a stores coupon policy. Pathetic really.

12 Dec 2012 11:37 AM
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kabloink     

Lemmy Kilmister: why are all american women so god damn fat?

why?


Too much couponing. How often do you see coupons for healthy food?

12 Dec 2012 11:37 AM
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SoupJohnB     

Clemkadidlefark: [img.adamsandler.jt.org image 431x283]


Isn't that Charlie Crist?

/"Sunshine Charlie aka Chain Gang Charlie?"

//too much time in the Politics tab - sorry

12 Dec 2012 11:40 AM
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
I hate anyone or anything that is prefaced with the word 'extreme'.

Still, you can't go around attacking everyone that annoys you.

12 Dec 2012 11:43 AM
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PapaChester     
Extreme couponers always look like bum or hags.

Always.

The line between frugal and cheap is not that thin.

12 Dec 2012 11:44 AM
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Jument     

Lemmy Kilmister: why are all american women so god damn fat?

why?


They're not. But give it time.

12 Dec 2012 11:44 AM
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Marcus Aurelius    [TotalFark]  

drayno76: I regularly what to punch couponers, especially when I"m stuck in line behind these freaks of nature.


You should be allowed to punch them in the face after the first five coupons.

The worst ones are the idiots that argue endlessly about whether their coupon is valid. Those people cause me to say nasty things to them in the check-out line. Fortunately for me I am a large nasty looking person, and it causes them to move the hell along.

12 Dec 2012 11:45 AM
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biyaaatci     
When I was a poor kid about 25-30 years ago, my mom was really into coupons. I mean, REALLY into them. I still remember the damned cardboard filing box she kept them in. I hope it's burning in cardboard box hell, because it would inevitably spill all over the damned place EVERY SINGLE TIME we went to the store and she would cry. She seemed humiliated by the whole experience- having to go to such lengths to save a few bucks, and yet she was always proud of how much she saved every week. The emotional dichotomy was exhausting to me, and I know it's left residual psychological scarring. I can't imagine what it did to her. This is why I hate these "extreme couponers."

12 Dec 2012 11:47 AM
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Louisiana_Sitar_Club     

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I hate anyone or anything that is prefaced with the word 'extreme'.

Still, you can't go around attacking everyone that annoys you.


Can I attack maybe one or two a week? I don't operate well under loosely defined policies. I need boundaries.

12 Dec 2012 11:47 AM
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Sin_City_Superhero    [TotalFark]  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Still, you can't go around attacking everyone that annoys you.


But it'd be awesome if you could...

12 Dec 2012 11:48 AM
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stuffy     
As an apology Dollar Tree will send her some coupons.

12 Dec 2012 11:48 AM
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no icon tact     

biyaaatci: When I was a poor kid about 25-30 years ago, my mom was really into coupons. I mean, REALLY into them. I still remember the damned cardboard filing box she kept them in. I hope it's burning in cardboard box hell, because it would inevitably spill all over the damned place EVERY SINGLE TIME we went to the store and she would cry. She seemed humiliated by the whole experience- having to go to such lengths to save a few bucks, and yet she was always proud of how much she saved every week. The emotional dichotomy was exhausting to me, and I know it's left residual psychological scarring. I can't imagine what it did to her. This is why I hate these "extreme couponers."


And you can't handle moderate social couponing can you? That is definitely an earmark of the disease and its cross generational emotional scarring.

www.collectingcandy.com

12 Dec 2012 12:01 PM
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LesserEvil    [TotalFark]  

MBZ321: I don't understand why stores get into a tizzy when people use coupons. The stores get reimbursed (as long as they aren't fake), plus 8 cents or so per coupon. I guess employees are jealous of people getting things for free, while the Dollar Tree employee is spending all their pay on cat food for dinner instead of free potted meat product.

/Use coupons quite heavily, but nowhere near extreme. I at least always end up with at least one free item from the grocery store every week.

/Extreme Couponers need to be respectful as welll. .eg.) not passing off expired coupons or choosing to load up on carts of food on a busy Sunday afternoon.


The thing was, the woman was leaving the store, and the manager ran up behind her and attacked her.

I'm surprised she wasn't charged with felony battery. With that video, it would be an open and shut case.

12 Dec 2012 12:04 PM
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intotheabyss81     

Lemmy Kilmister: why are all american women so god damn fat?

why?


Wedding cake is the most fattening food on Earth.

12 Dec 2012 12:05 PM
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biyaaatci     

no icon tact: And you can't handle moderate social couponing can you? That is definitely an earmark of the disease and its cross generational emotional scarring.


No, I can't. I won't even use the ones that are attached to the thing I am buying.

BTW, You're a horrific bastard. Whoppers were my dad's favorite candy as I was growing up. I am certain that at one point that coupon was in that box from hell.

12 Dec 2012 12:07 PM
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ggecko     
Hmmmm, if it were a black customer and white manager this article would be screaming racism....

12 Dec 2012 12:13 PM
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ggecko     

Lemmy Kilmister: why are all american women so god damn fat?

why?


I think you mean why are all Dollar Tree women shoppers fat.....

12 Dec 2012 12:15 PM
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Princess0825     
I just love it when Memphis makes it on Fark...

12 Dec 2012 12:17 PM
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no icon tact     

biyaaatci: no icon tact: And you can't handle moderate social couponing can you? That is definitely an earmark of the disease and its cross generational emotional scarring.

No, I can't. I won't even use the ones that are attached to the thing I am buying.

BTW, You're a horrific bastard. Whoppers were my dad's favorite candy as I was growing up. I am certain that at one point that coupon was in that box from hell.


BWAHAHAH! I do what I can. I handicapped the era and coupon product based on your demographics, I'm feeling luck about sports wagers now!

12 Dec 2012 12:19 PM
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vegasj     
no comments yet on this being a repeat?

or that the attacking clerk was an out of control black woman??

come on fark!

12 Dec 2012 12:23 PM
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Giant Clown Shoe     

vegasj: no comments yet on this being a repeat?

or that the attacking clerk was an out of control black woman??

come on fark!


I thought we were to the point where we assumed both of those things to always be true...

12 Dec 2012 12:44 PM
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cakeman     
I usually inventory what I need check my pantry and freezer , than I check out the store circulars I could find 7 large chains within a 5 mile radius. Than i look at store coupons that I have clipped . I find that most of the coupons are wasteful come ons for cosmetics but if I know that I will be eventually using a coupon for Post cereal what the hell. Than I throw out the old coupons and take ones I can use to the store. Allot of stores run their own manufacturer promotions and the Sunday coupons are there for that reason. At the end of the day i usually have 6 mfg. coups. 4-6 store coupons and 10$ in beer can deposit money refunds ching ching do the math dummies.

12 Dec 2012 12:44 PM
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Pangea     

biyaaatci: I won't even use the ones that are attached to the thing I am buying.


If this is true, you must honestly be suffering. That's rough.

12 Dec 2012 12:45 PM
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biyaaatci     

Pangea: If this is true, you must honestly be suffering. That's rough.


A bit of hyperbole, but I admit I am tempted to tear them off and throw them away when I see them.

12 Dec 2012 12:54 PM
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  

vegasj: no comments yet on... the attacking clerk was an out of control black woman??


You walk into a Dollar Tree, you're all cut from the same cloth.

12 Dec 2012 01:07 PM
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doczoidberg     
These extreme coupon people deserve to be beaten.

They think they're so smart. All they're really doing is holding up the line.

12 Dec 2012 02:10 PM
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maramos     
Clearly they were filming the whole time yet they show one clip at the register and one of the lady walking out. I'd really like to see the footage from in between. For all we know the couponer might have instigated the fight.

12 Dec 2012 02:20 PM
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Clint_Torres    [TotalFark]  
i1.ytimg.com

12 Dec 2012 02:34 PM
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The_Original_Roxtar     

MBZ321: I don't understand why stores get into a tizzy when people use coupons. The stores get reimbursed (as long as they aren't fake), plus 8 cents or so per coupon. I guess employees are jealous of people getting things for free, while the Dollar Tree employee is spending all their pay on cat food for dinner instead of free potted meat product.


Here's what happens when an "extreme couponer" comes into a store
1: couponer clears the shelves of brand X toothpaste
2: couponer monopolizes a checkout station for 15 minutes in order to make sure they got all 64 tubes of toothpaste for free.
3: remaining customers come in with a coupon looking for 1 or 2 tubes of toothpaste, only to find there are non left.
4: of course, since customers are assholes, it's your fault you don't have any more toothpaste... managers are demanded, people are yelled at.

fark these people. i don't care if they are donating most of the product to charity... they're preventing other people from being able to buy stuff and causing headaches for the staff.

12 Dec 2012 06:40 PM
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OhioUGrad     

PapaChester: Extreme couponers always look like bum or hags.

Always.

The line between frugal and cheap is not that thin.


Why are they all fat....oh never mind.

13 Dec 2012 05:44 AM
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Kevbo2040     
I am completely okay with this. Normal people using normal coupons I have no problem with, but these 'extreme coupon' idiots deserve a punch in the mouth. I have never once seen an actual poor person be one, it's always some annoying, entitled, fat ass middle-class woman who takes at least an extra 15 minutes in line using all those little bullshiat coupons, ugh.

13 Dec 2012 11:29 AM
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