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12 Dec 2012 11:02 AM   |   6634 clicks   |   ABC
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me texan    [TotalFark]  
/obligatory mysogynistic stripper comment

12 Dec 2012 10:12 AM
Rincewind53     
Christ, I feel awful for that woman.

12 Dec 2012 10:17 AM
Apos     
Cocaine breast implants


What was an unrealized Pablo Escobar dream, Alex?

/*slinks out of thread*

12 Dec 2012 10:35 AM
mysticcat    [TotalFark]  
What is "These Are a Few of My Favorite Things", Alex?

12 Dec 2012 10:51 AM
bdub77    [TotalFark]  
I believe Stevie Nicks invented this.

12 Dec 2012 11:03 AM
ObscureNameHere     
Gives a new spin to the old song lyrics... "If you wanna hang out...."

12 Dec 2012 11:05 AM
triplenickel03     
If you wanna hang out, you got to take her out...

12 Dec 2012 11:05 AM
MountainClimber     
A whole new meaning to funbags

12 Dec 2012 11:07 AM
Karma Curmudgeon     
It's like a value pack. The hooker comes with cocaine tits. What a deal!

12 Dec 2012 11:07 AM
DanZero    [TotalFark]  
Hookers and blow, indeed

12 Dec 2012 11:08 AM
dv-ous     

Rincewind53: Christ, I feel awful for that woman.


Aside from the obvious Joker references... this.

12 Dec 2012 11:08 AM
namegoeshere    [TotalFark]  
I saw this on Law and Order.

12 Dec 2012 11:10 AM
doczoidberg     
Odd that airport security can order a woman's breast implants to be removed....

12 Dec 2012 11:11 AM
fireclown     
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That GENIUS, that's what that is.

12 Dec 2012 11:12 AM
cgraves67     

Rincewind53: Christ, I feel awful for that woman.


Not only was she carrying a potentially lethal overdose around in her body, the Spanish authories somehow had the legal jurisdiction to cut her body open to remove them. Holy Fark, that's a bad day.

12 Dec 2012 11:12 AM
Strategeryz0r     
article fails without pics.

But should this woman be a stripper or hooker, as has already been mentioned, this is incredible value for money.

Not to mention convenient!

12 Dec 2012 11:12 AM
FatherChaos     
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She's don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie...COCAINE!

12 Dec 2012 11:14 AM
Strategeryz0r     

doczoidberg: Odd that airport security can order a woman's breast implants to be removed....


and people think the TSA is invasive!

12 Dec 2012 11:14 AM
uncleacid     
Remember to inhale while motorboating.

12 Dec 2012 11:14 AM
FatherChaos     
EDIT: She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie...COCAINE!

12 Dec 2012 11:15 AM
mypinkpony     

cgraves67: Rincewind53: Christ, I feel awful for that woman.

Not only was she carrying a potentially lethal overdose around in her body, the Spanish authories somehow had the legal jurisdiction to cut her body open to remove them. Holy Fark, that's a bad day.


That's some bulls*&t right there!!! Fark that!!

Are they going to pay for her new implants or just leave her flat!! Women save for years and years to get those done!!!

12 Dec 2012 11:17 AM
give me doughnuts     
Usually I just snort the coke OFF the hooker's tits, not OUT OF.

Sounds like a time-saver, and it prevents spills!

12 Dec 2012 11:18 AM
SDRR     
But was she hot?

12 Dec 2012 11:19 AM
triplenickel03     
I've heard of snorting coke off a hookers tits, but this i riduculous .

12 Dec 2012 11:20 AM
demaL-demaL-yeH     
Dearest modmins,
There is absolutely no way you accidentally greened a headline that asks how to move a 10-ton boulder across Lake Titicaca right before you greened this one.
None.

12 Dec 2012 11:20 AM
anotar     
As mentioned earlier, I really feel sad for this person.

Meanwhile, all over the planet customs agents are hi-fiving each other for the opportunity to feel up everyone over a B cup flying out of S. America.

12 Dec 2012 11:22 AM
Cybernetic     
...for when regular implants just aren't perky enough.

12 Dec 2012 11:23 AM
Cheron     
Tonight on extreme motor boating

12 Dec 2012 11:23 AM
Sin_City_Superhero    [TotalFark]  
I've heard of snorting a line off of a stripper's boobs. Is that what's going on here?

12 Dec 2012 11:24 AM
carrion_luggage     
I'd cigarette boat 'em.

12 Dec 2012 11:24 AM
stevarooni    [TotalFark]  
It must have been when airport security discovered that they really did feel like bags of sand!

12 Dec 2012 11:25 AM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Sugar tits!

12 Dec 2012 11:25 AM
Marcus Aurelius     
I've heard of "speeding your titties off", but that's ridiculous.

12 Dec 2012 11:25 AM
PsyLord     
She's not lactating milk...

12 Dec 2012 11:27 AM
triplenickel03     
Got Coke?

12 Dec 2012 11:31 AM
mypinkpony     
Where is Charlie Sheen when you need him!!!?

12 Dec 2012 11:34 AM
PsyLord     

mypinkpony: Where is Charlie Sheen when you need him!!!?


He would motorboat the shiat outta that.

12 Dec 2012 11:35 AM
Sin_City_Superhero    [TotalFark]  
Nose candy + eye candy.

Two great tastes that taste great together!

12 Dec 2012 11:37 AM
AeAe     
Hey, baby.. can I snort your tit?

12 Dec 2012 11:38 AM
Xanlexian     
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12 Dec 2012 11:41 AM
silentstone7     
Can you imagine if they removed her implants only to find they were normal non-cocaine implants?

12 Dec 2012 11:41 AM
UConnOIFVeteran     
One-stop shopping. Ahhh, smells like freedom.

12 Dec 2012 11:44 AM
coldcuts     
Sounds like someone was watching Sin Senos No Hay Paraiso

12 Dec 2012 11:46 AM
CygnusDarius     
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12 Dec 2012 11:52 AM
mark_bert     
43 comments and no "Nip / Tuck" reference? For shame farkers, for shame.

12 Dec 2012 11:53 AM
stuffy     

doczoidberg: Odd that airport security can order a woman's breast implants to be removed....


Makes are TSA seem almost reasonable don't it?

12 Dec 2012 11:54 AM
litespeed74     
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women with coke in their boobs.

12 Dec 2012 11:58 AM
davidab     
so what a key of coke cost these days (before some cop tells me one Billion dollars)?

12 Dec 2012 12:06 PM
TrainingWheelsNeeded     
potential for most Epic motorboat ever?

12 Dec 2012 12:07 PM
farkyourface     
Numb numb numb numb numb numb!

12 Dec 2012 12:08 PM
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