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   Oates bites Hall in the face. Watch out boy, he'll chew you up

12 Dec 2012 01:10 PM   |   19422 clicks   |   Newsnet5
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gonzoduke    [TotalFark]  
Every once in a while, it's just too easy, ain't it, subby

12 Dec 2012 10:52 AM
WhoIsWillo     
I can't go for that.

12 Dec 2012 11:02 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk     
Every time he goes away, he takes a piece of the neighbor with him

12 Dec 2012 11:09 AM
jbc    [TotalFark]  
Say it isn't so.

12 Dec 2012 11:16 AM
spman    [TotalFark]  
They'll see his every move when he's serving time for assault

12 Dec 2012 11:19 AM
kronicfeld    [TotalFark]  
On a night when bad dreams become a screamer, when they're messin' with the dreamer, I can bite you in the face

12 Dec 2012 11:19 AM
mootmah    [TotalFark]  
Just saw this story and came to submit this exact joke. Damn you subby.

12 Dec 2012 11:21 AM
Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
B-i-t-e-y-o-u-r-f-a-c-e

12 Dec 2012 11:59 AM
Peaceboy    [TotalFark]  
The crazed suspect also received cuts in the incident and was taken to a local hospital where a doctor sewed wild Oates.

12 Dec 2012 12:37 PM
Forlorne Greene     
Hall and Oates jokes make Sarah smile.
 
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12 Dec 2012 12:42 PM
Orgasmatron138     
He would have gotten away with it, but there was a private eye watching him.

12 Dec 2012 01:11 PM
Fark In The Duck    [TotalFark]  
Am I the first with a Maneater reference?

12 Dec 2012 01:12 PM
Treygreen13     
I farkin' love me some Hall & Oates.

12 Dec 2012 01:12 PM
LesserEvil    [TotalFark]  
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Wow. Nice mugshot.

Bloody mouth and a Terminator Eye. WTF?

12 Dec 2012 01:13 PM
Charles_Nelson_Reilly     
+1 subby

12 Dec 2012 01:13 PM
FizixJunkee     
I'm still LOL'ing.

+1, submittertardinator.

12 Dec 2012 01:14 PM
Pants full of macaroni!!     
It's a laugh.

/too late for HOTY contender?

12 Dec 2012 01:14 PM
Mrs.Clayton Bigsby II     
But he said "Leave me alone, I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite"

12 Dec 2012 01:14 PM
Uzzah     
The victim was heard to be yelling "leave me alone, I'm a family man!"

12 Dec 2012 01:14 PM
reillan     
Oates' kiss is no longer on Hall's list...

12 Dec 2012 01:15 PM
Hector Remarkable     

WhoIsWillo: I can't go for that.


No can do.

12 Dec 2012 01:15 PM
Uzzah     
Mrs.Clayton Bigsby II: Push me too far, lady, and I just might...

12 Dec 2012 01:15 PM
Odd Bird     
Subby's insta-green Christmas wish came early.

Well done, sir. Well done.

12 Dec 2012 01:15 PM
hitmanric     

Fark In The Duck: Am I the first with a Maneater reference?


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12 Dec 2012 01:15 PM
cougs4ever     
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NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

12 Dec 2012 01:16 PM
skinink     
Because your skin your skin is on my lips. Because your skin your skin I can't resist. Because your skin is on my lips when I take a big bite!

12 Dec 2012 01:16 PM
KellyKellyKelly     
Scott Hall

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"Hey yo."

12 Dec 2012 01:16 PM
eltejon     
There is an omnipotent deity, and it has a sense humor!

12 Dec 2012 01:16 PM
SDRR     
That's just farked up.

12 Dec 2012 01:17 PM
KellyKellyKelly     
Bah, damn my bandwidth stealing soul.

12 Dec 2012 01:17 PM
you are a puppet     
That's Robert Oates, 48, charged with assault for allegedly attacking and then biting off a chunk of skin from above the eye of his neighbor, 40-year-old Scott Hall.

Maybe they should settle it, down there

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12 Dec 2012 01:17 PM
curtis_e_bare     
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12 Dec 2012 01:17 PM
Sin_City_Superhero    [TotalFark]  
Scott Hall?

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12 Dec 2012 01:17 PM
justneal     
^^^^ Nice hot link

no razor ramon photos yet?

12 Dec 2012 01:18 PM
SirDigbyChickenCaesar     
Wow...didn't even clean the victims blood off of him for his mugshot...yikes.

12 Dec 2012 01:18 PM
Coiled Hot 1     

Fark In The Duck: Am I the first with a Maneater reference?


You mean besides the headline, right??right???

12 Dec 2012 01:18 PM
LeroyBourne     

Mrs.Clayton Bigsby II: But he said "Leave me alone, I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite"


Now, I'm a H&O fan, and to this day I've never understood that line. It's like he's saying, "hey I'm a p*ssy, I'll yell at you really loud, and maybe get into a nerdy slap fight with you if you go much further."

12 Dec 2012 01:18 PM
eltejon     
This thread is so full of ear bugs

/shakes fist and cringes

12 Dec 2012 01:18 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
That guy is really out of touch.

12 Dec 2012 01:19 PM
rocky_howard     
Headline of the year, right there!

12 Dec 2012 01:19 PM
medius    [TotalFark]  
you know what, subby? i like you

12 Dec 2012 01:19 PM
Marty Devoid     
"No, Scott! Don't you die on me!"

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Hot

12 Dec 2012 01:20 PM
jonjr215     
Great headline subby...

12 Dec 2012 01:20 PM
NateAsbestos     

Fark In The Duck: Am I the first with a Maneater reference?


Yes! You ARE the first! Collect your prize!

/From subby's cold dead hands

12 Dec 2012 01:20 PM
Banned on the Run     
I shall be voting for this headline 12 months hence.

12 Dec 2012 01:21 PM
HailRobonia     
"Holland is his first name, Oates is his last name."

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12 Dec 2012 01:22 PM
JackieRabbit     
Make sure you sing that with a lisp, subby, for maximum effect.

12 Dec 2012 01:22 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
After the attack, the other guy said I'm in pieces

12 Dec 2012 01:22 PM
Hot Carl To Go     

Banned on the Run: I shall be voting for this headline 12 months hence.


Very fitting given that login. Nice

12 Dec 2012 01:22 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
One more...that is no method of modern love

12 Dec 2012 01:25 PM
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