Every once in a while, it's just too easy, ain't it, subby

I can't go for that.

Every time he goes away, he takes a piece of the neighbor with him

Say it isn't so.

They'll see his every move when he's serving time for assault

On a night when bad dreams become a screamer, when they're messin' with the dreamer, I can bite you in the face

Just saw this story and came to submit this exact joke. Damn you subby.

B-i-t-e-y-o-u-r-f-a-c-e

The crazed suspect also received cuts in the incident and was taken to a local hospital where a doctor sewed wild Oates.

Hall and Oates jokes make Sarah smile.
 

He would have gotten away with it, but there was a private eye watching him.

Am I the first with a Maneater reference?

I farkin' love me some Hall & Oates.

Wow. Nice mugshot.

Bloody mouth and a Terminator Eye. WTF?

+1 subby

I'm still LOL'ing.

+1, submittertardinator.

It's a laugh.

/too late for HOTY contender?

But he said "Leave me alone, I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite"

The victim was heard to be yelling "leave me alone, I'm a family man!"

Oates' kiss is no longer on Hall's list...

WhoIsWillo: I can't go for that.

No can do.

Mrs.Clayton Bigsby II: Push me too far, lady, and I just might...

Subby's insta-green Christmas wish came early.

Well done, sir. Well done.

Fark In The Duck: Am I the first with a Maneater reference?

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NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Because your skin your skin is on my lips. Because your skin your skin I can't resist. Because your skin is on my lips when I take a big bite!

Scott Hall



"Hey yo."

There is an omnipotent deity, and it has a sense humor!

That's just farked up.

Bah, damn my bandwidth stealing soul.

That's Robert Oates, 48, charged with assault for allegedly attacking and then biting off a chunk of skin from above the eye of his neighbor, 40-year-old Scott Hall.

Maybe they should settle it, down there

Scott Hall?

^^^^ Nice hot link

no razor ramon photos yet?

Wow...didn't even clean the victims blood off of him for his mugshot...yikes.

Fark In The Duck: Am I the first with a Maneater reference?

You mean besides the headline, right??right???

Mrs.Clayton Bigsby II: But he said "Leave me alone, I'm a family man
And my bark is much worse than my bite"

Now, I'm a H&O fan, and to this day I've never understood that line. It's like he's saying, "hey I'm a p*ssy, I'll yell at you really loud, and maybe get into a nerdy slap fight with you if you go much further."

This thread is so full of ear bugs

/shakes fist and cringes

That guy is really out of touch.

Headline of the year, right there!

you know what, subby? i like you

"No, Scott! Don't you die on me!"



Hot

Great headline subby...

Fark In The Duck: Am I the first with a Maneater reference?

Yes! You ARE the first! Collect your prize!

/From subby's cold dead hands

I shall be voting for this headline 12 months hence.

"Holland is his first name, Oates is his last name."

Make sure you sing that with a lisp, subby, for maximum effect.

After the attack, the other guy said I'm in pieces

Banned on the Run: I shall be voting for this headline 12 months hence.

Very fitting given that login. Nice

One more...that is no method of modern love