those playmobil sets are AWESOME. i want them.

So the female body does have ways to shut that whole thing down.

Hey... there's not much to do in there for 9 months

/what?

Do you do butt tats?

A security checkpoint playset and a hazmat team?

Why have I never seen these before?

They're not just for adults any more.

I wish I had children so I could give them the Gr8 TaT2 Maker.

/I don't even have a tattoo.

Headline made me think this was a link to a Savage Love column

Some of them were interesting like the hazmat layset or even the "gut the plastic fish", but a onesie with stripper tassles?!? WTF is wrong with these people?

C'mon Billy, make it nice for momma!

I might get the hazmat set. That looks fun.

/not mine. But that was my reaction to the headline lol

And there was this: "Many toys are designed to help children decide what they want to be when they grow up."
to which I thought, "...because there are kids who want to grow up and be a uterus."
(Quote obviously taken out of context)

The ovaries may detach when pulled, becoming a potential small-part choking hazard for young children

I had to learn this the hard way growing up.

"The ovaries may detach when pulled, becoming a potential small-part choking hazard for young children"

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huh. I knew exactly what toy the headline was talking about before I clicked the article. I don't know if it's the same company, but there's a set of stuffed viruses that I think are cute.

penthesilea: huh. I knew exactly what toy the headline was talking about before I clicked the article. I don't know if it's the same company, but there's a set of stuffed viruses that I think are cute.

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They're different companies, but I know I had seen the thing about ovaries detaching from their uterus plush before... I bought a mono and a pneumonia from Giant Microbes a couple years back and I just bought a liver for my sister to give to my dad for Christmas from I Heart Guts (he's been joking about stealing her liver for years now, ever since the doctor told him he might need a transplant in the future within a couple weeks of finding out that they have the same blood type (I have my mom's blood type, so I don't get the jokes about being an organ farm quite so much)). I think they might have both had stuff on Think Geek at one point (Giant Microbes still does), though I'm not sure.

/I will admit, my family is very strange...