Is already becoming a meme...

Why did she lose it in the first place?

Dumski: Is already becoming a meme...

I want my monkey back,
monkey back,
monkey back.
Chili's monkey back ribs...

She says that the monkey is not her pet, it's her baby. Ergo she should be charged with child endangerment.

Your inside is out and your outside is in.

Your outside is in and your inside is out.

Come on.

Better headline/detail: She showers with the monkey.

I totally missed this story, background please??

Any text story for this?

Well, I am just a monkey man. I'm glad you are a monkey woman too

WhoGAS: Any text story for this?

Dumb broad thinks the monkey is a child and wants it back because she's a dumb broad. She should never be allowed to own another animal. Or breed.

That pretty much sums it up.

Did they spank that monkey too?

/never heard of him...

FriarReb98: I totally missed this story, background please??

Some lady was illegally keeping a monkey in Canada. It escaped from her car and loitered around an Ikea while wearing a nice coat. It was captured and taken to a primate center or something. The lady wants it back.

Having a pet is one thing. making a monkey (or anything other than a human) your "child" is mental illness.

Vegan Meat Popsicle: WhoGAS: Any text story for this?

Dumb broad thinks the monkey is a child and wants it back because she's a dumb broad. She should never be allowed to own another animal. Or breed.

That pretty much sums it up.

I bet she can't, hence the monkey.
/or adopt, hence the crazy

Vegan Meat Popsicle: WhoGAS: Any text story for this?

Dumb broad thinks the monkey is a child and wants it back because she's a dumb broad. She should never be allowed to own another animal. Or breed.

That pretty much sums it up.

Thank you.

I agree on the animal part. I don't know enough about her to comment on the breeding part, but maybe she'd make a good practice mare.

That IKEA monkey is just adorable and definitely makes me want to buy furniture. In fact, I think I would buy anything that IKEA monkey recommended. He'll make a trustworthy logo that will save the company. I

Pretty sure the original article I read stated that monkeys were not allowed as pets in wherever this was

WhoGAS: Vegan Meat Popsicle: WhoGAS: Any text story for this?

Dumb broad thinks the monkey is a child and wants it back because she's a dumb broad. She should never be allowed to own another animal. Or breed.

That pretty much sums it up.

Thank you.

I agree on the animal part. I don't know enough about her to comment on the breeding part, but maybe she'd make a good practice mare.

Seriously,
How abused can that "poor" monkey be when he is sporting a BAD ASS COAT like that?!?! He's a monkey for christ sake, not Clint Eastwood.
Maybe he had separation anxiety from Mommy?
/I bet the breast feeds him.

Video link. Eww gross.

HailRobonia: She says that the monkey is not her pet, it's her baby. Ergo she should be charged with child endangerment.

Ergo she should be locked up in a loony bin.

I think that woumen should get a new pet.

A Cu-koo bird seems appropriate.

Was the monkey illegally possessed?

These macaques are banned as pets for several reasons, most notably because they are a vector for several diseases: hepatitis, herpes, and even distemper.

In her attempts to get one, she most certainly would have found out fast how illegal it was.

So some dumb broad gets an illegal pet (illegal for a variety of good reasons) dresses it up like a child and takes it into public...and lets it get away.

Now she wants it back? I hope they laugh in her face.

Really? The news articles I read yesterday and the day before said that she was OK with the Sanctuary keeping it, if they were going to take care of it properly.

So. Congrats for being two days late and wrong on the news.

The woman is obviously unbalanced. Monkeys are not pets, or babies for crissakes, they are wild, unpredictable animals, who should be in their natural habitat. Plus, that coat isn't that cool.

Hey, it's her meenky.

kombat_unit: Was the monkey illegally possessed?

Yes it was.

Walker: kombat_unit: Was the monkey illegally possessed?

Yes it was.

Ok, then F whatever she has to say. I hope they throw her ass in jail too. That coat was pretty sweet tho.

dogdaze: Why did she lose it in the first place?

Monkeys aren't very good at following commands such as "wait in the car while I shop for crappy furniture".

The only thing in the story that isn't loathsome is the monkey. Dumbass owner on one hand and anthropomorphically deranged shelter worker could both help the world out by having a head on car crash.

Pure awesome.

Joe Peanut: dogdaze: Why did she lose it in the first place?

Monkeys aren't very good at following commands such as "wait in the car while I shop for crappy furniture".

I know MY monkey never follows orders.

I say ship him to Key West Florida and let him play with Hemingway's cats.
Their regulated, its all good.

She can have my monkey.

note: I call my penis "monkey"

Joe Peanut: dogdaze: Why did she lose it in the first place?

Monkeys aren't very good at following commands such as "wait in the car while I shop for crappy furniture".

God I hate to say this but Ikea's stuff is getting a little bit better. They took a serious quality nosedive before the economy tanked, and now I guess they're trying to get customers back by not selling so much crappy stuff.

kombat_unit: Was the monkey illegally possessed?

I think the Church frowns on all possessions.

'He sleeps with me, eats with me, showers with me, goes shopping with me': Owner of Darwin the Ikea monkey desperate to get her 'baby' back

B*tch is cray cray. She's a lawyer too. This explains how so many innocent people wind up in jail. They have lawyers like her.

Am I the only one that thought "employee" when I read "IKEA monkey"?

all that crap from the woman at the shelter about how the monkey would be able to express itself as a monkey and commune with the other monkeys is PC bullshiat.

they are going to keep in in a cage and hustle folks to pay for it.

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Joe Peanut: dogdaze: Why did she lose it in the first place?

Monkeys aren't very good at following commands such as "wait in the car while I shop for crappy furniture".

I know MY monkey never follows orders.

Mine gives them.