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   IKEA monkey mom wants her monkey back

12 Dec 2012 03:09 PM   |   12049 clicks   |   CNN
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Dumski    [TotalFark]  
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Is already becoming a meme...

12 Dec 2012 02:57 PM
unyon    [TotalFark]  
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12 Dec 2012 03:06 PM
dogdaze    [TotalFark]  
Why did she lose it in the first place?

12 Dec 2012 03:07 PM
Rincewind53     

Dumski: Is already becoming a meme...


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12 Dec 2012 03:08 PM
cgraves67     
I want my monkey back,
monkey back,
monkey back.
Chili's monkey back ribs...

12 Dec 2012 03:11 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo     
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12 Dec 2012 03:12 PM
HailRobonia     
She says that the monkey is not her pet, it's her baby. Ergo she should be charged with child endangerment.

12 Dec 2012 03:12 PM
probesport     
Your inside is out and your outside is in.

Your outside is in and your inside is out.

Come on.

12 Dec 2012 03:12 PM
Satanic_Hamster     
Better headline/detail: She showers with the monkey.

12 Dec 2012 03:12 PM
FriarReb98    [TotalFark]  
I totally missed this story, background please??

12 Dec 2012 03:13 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo     
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12 Dec 2012 03:13 PM
whereisian     
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12 Dec 2012 03:13 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo     
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12 Dec 2012 03:13 PM
WhoGAS    [TotalFark]  
Any text story for this?

12 Dec 2012 03:14 PM
dogdaze    [TotalFark]  
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12 Dec 2012 03:14 PM
Rapmaster2000    [TotalFark]  
Well, I am just a monkey man. I'm glad you are a monkey woman too

12 Dec 2012 03:15 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo     
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12 Dec 2012 03:16 PM
Vegan Meat Popsicle     

WhoGAS: Any text story for this?


Dumb broad thinks the monkey is a child and wants it back because she's a dumb broad. She should never be allowed to own another animal. Or breed.

That pretty much sums it up.

12 Dec 2012 03:16 PM
JackieRabbit     
Did they spank that monkey too?

/never heard of him...

12 Dec 2012 03:18 PM
cgraves67     

FriarReb98: I totally missed this story, background please??


Some lady was illegally keeping a monkey in Canada. It escaped from her car and loitered around an Ikea while wearing a nice coat. It was captured and taken to a primate center or something. The lady wants it back.

12 Dec 2012 03:20 PM
Gyrony     
Having a pet is one thing. making a monkey (or anything other than a human) your "child" is mental illness.

12 Dec 2012 03:20 PM
etherknot     
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12 Dec 2012 03:21 PM
LeroyBourne     

Vegan Meat Popsicle: WhoGAS: Any text story for this?

Dumb broad thinks the monkey is a child and wants it back because she's a dumb broad. She should never be allowed to own another animal. Or breed.

That pretty much sums it up.


I bet she can't, hence the monkey.
/or adopt, hence the crazy

12 Dec 2012 03:21 PM
WhoGAS    [TotalFark]  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: WhoGAS: Any text story for this?

Dumb broad thinks the monkey is a child and wants it back because she's a dumb broad. She should never be allowed to own another animal. Or breed.

That pretty much sums it up.


Thank you.

I agree on the animal part. I don't know enough about her to comment on the breeding part, but maybe she'd make a good practice mare.

12 Dec 2012 03:21 PM
Hector Remarkable     
That IKEA monkey is just adorable and definitely makes me want to buy furniture. In fact, I think I would buy anything that IKEA monkey recommended. He'll make a trustworthy logo that will save the company. I

12 Dec 2012 03:22 PM
Plant Rights Activist     
Pretty sure the original article I read stated that monkeys were not allowed as pets in wherever this was

12 Dec 2012 03:22 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

WhoGAS: Vegan Meat Popsicle: WhoGAS: Any text story for this?

Dumb broad thinks the monkey is a child and wants it back because she's a dumb broad. She should never be allowed to own another animal. Or breed.

That pretty much sums it up.

Thank you.

I agree on the animal part. I don't know enough about her to comment on the breeding part, but maybe she'd make a good practice mare.


Seriously,
How abused can that "poor" monkey be when he is sporting a BAD ASS COAT like that?!?! He's a monkey for christ sake, not Clint Eastwood.
Maybe he had separation anxiety from Mommy?
/I bet the breast feeds him.

12 Dec 2012 03:24 PM
rocketpants    [TotalFark]  
Video link. Eww gross.

12 Dec 2012 03:24 PM
Walker    [TotalFark]  

HailRobonia: She says that the monkey is not her pet, it's her baby. Ergo she should be charged with child endangerment.


Ergo she should be locked up in a loony bin.

12 Dec 2012 03:25 PM
panfake     
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12 Dec 2012 03:26 PM
ObscureNameHere     
I think that woumen should get a new pet.

A Cu-koo bird seems appropriate.

12 Dec 2012 03:29 PM
kombat_unit     
Was the monkey illegally possessed?

12 Dec 2012 03:30 PM
krautgeist     
These macaques are banned as pets for several reasons, most notably because they are a vector for several diseases: hepatitis, herpes, and even distemper.

In her attempts to get one, she most certainly would have found out fast how illegal it was.

So some dumb broad gets an illegal pet (illegal for a variety of good reasons) dresses it up like a child and takes it into public...and lets it get away.

Now she wants it back? I hope they laugh in her face.

12 Dec 2012 03:33 PM
ZzeusS     
Really? The news articles I read yesterday and the day before said that she was OK with the Sanctuary keeping it, if they were going to take care of it properly.

So. Congrats for being two days late and wrong on the news.

12 Dec 2012 03:34 PM
There's Always A Bloody Ghost     
The woman is obviously unbalanced. Monkeys are not pets, or babies for crissakes, they are wild, unpredictable animals, who should be in their natural habitat. Plus, that coat isn't that cool.

12 Dec 2012 03:35 PM
Maud Dib     
Hey, it's her meenky.

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12 Dec 2012 03:36 PM
Walker    [TotalFark]  

kombat_unit: Was the monkey illegally possessed?


Yes it was.

12 Dec 2012 03:36 PM
kombat_unit     

Walker: kombat_unit: Was the monkey illegally possessed?

Yes it was.


Ok, then F whatever she has to say. I hope they throw her ass in jail too. That coat was pretty sweet tho.

12 Dec 2012 03:39 PM
Joe Peanut     

dogdaze: Why did she lose it in the first place?


Monkeys aren't very good at following commands such as "wait in the car while I shop for crappy furniture".

12 Dec 2012 03:40 PM
Insatiable Jesus     
The only thing in the story that isn't loathsome is the monkey. Dumbass owner on one hand and anthropomorphically deranged shelter worker could both help the world out by having a head on car crash.

12 Dec 2012 03:41 PM
neenerist     
Pure awesome.

12 Dec 2012 03:41 PM
The All-Powerful Atheismo     

Joe Peanut: dogdaze: Why did she lose it in the first place?

Monkeys aren't very good at following commands such as "wait in the car while I shop for crappy furniture".


I know MY monkey never follows orders.

12 Dec 2012 03:41 PM
blottoman     
I say ship him to Key West Florida and let him play with Hemingway's cats.
Their regulated, its all good.

12 Dec 2012 03:42 PM
AeAe     
She can have my monkey.

note: I call my penis "monkey"

12 Dec 2012 03:42 PM
Shazam999     

Joe Peanut: dogdaze: Why did she lose it in the first place?

Monkeys aren't very good at following commands such as "wait in the car while I shop for crappy furniture".


God I hate to say this but Ikea's stuff is getting a little bit better. They took a serious quality nosedive before the economy tanked, and now I guess they're trying to get customers back by not selling so much crappy stuff.

12 Dec 2012 03:42 PM
Diogenes    [TotalFark]  

kombat_unit: Was the monkey illegally possessed?


I think the Church frowns on all possessions.

12 Dec 2012 03:44 PM
Walker    [TotalFark]  
'He sleeps with me, eats with me, showers with me, goes shopping with me': Owner of Darwin the Ikea monkey desperate to get her 'baby' back

B*tch is cray cray. She's a lawyer too. This explains how so many innocent people wind up in jail. They have lawyers like her.

12 Dec 2012 03:46 PM
GBB     
Am I the only one that thought "employee" when I read "IKEA monkey"?

12 Dec 2012 03:47 PM
Curious    [TotalFark]  
all that crap from the woman at the shelter about how the monkey would be able to express itself as a monkey and commune with the other monkeys is PC bullshiat.

they are going to keep in in a cage and hustle folks to pay for it.

12 Dec 2012 03:48 PM
JackieRabbit     

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Joe Peanut: dogdaze: Why did she lose it in the first place?

Monkeys aren't very good at following commands such as "wait in the car while I shop for crappy furniture".

I know MY monkey never follows orders.


Mine gives them.

12 Dec 2012 03:48 PM
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