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   Oregon mall killer was trying to kill people. Thanks for clearing that up

12 Dec 2012 05:52 PM   |   5636 clicks   |   NBC News
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Snarfangel     
We need murderous intent control.

12 Dec 2012 02:37 PM
Apos     
Ric Romero is now working in OR?

12 Dec 2012 02:38 PM
trivial use of my dark powers     
Oh good. I was wondering about that.

12 Dec 2012 02:47 PM
DanZero    [TotalFark]  
No NBC, he was there to kill people with kindness this holiday season.

12 Dec 2012 02:53 PM
FriarReb98    [TotalFark]  
So he got the gun illegally, huh? Couldn't see that one coming.

People are going to do crazy shiat, whether we want them to or not. Like someone in the gun control thread said, if we were better at dealing with crazy people in this country we wouldn't have to worry about this in the first place. And even if guns were illegal in this country, people would still get them in here illegally and do illegal stuff with them. Because..say it with me... IT'S ILLEGAL.

People are going to break laws. People are going to be dicks. Whether they do it with handguns or random implements of destruction is immaterial.

12 Dec 2012 02:55 PM
Elzar     
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/ First Bieber inspired shooter?

12 Dec 2012 02:56 PM
Lenny_da_Hog    [TotalFark]  

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/ First Bieber inspired shooter?


I wonder if he's white enough to prove the Fark-anti-white-racism theory from yesterday's newsflash thread.

12 Dec 2012 03:05 PM
Somacandra    [TotalFark]  

Lenny_da_Hog: I wonder if he's white enough to prove the Fark-anti-white-racism theory from yesterday's newsflash thread.


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I dunno. Yes, that's Hervé Villechaize on the right.

12 Dec 2012 03:11 PM
BravadoGT    [TotalFark]  
Wonder if he left an angry left-wing manifesto?

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Lenny_da_Hog: Elzar: [static01.mediaite.com image 300x272]
/ First Bieber inspired shooter?

I wonder if he's white enough to prove the Fark-anti-white-racism theory from yesterday's newsflash thread.


I'm going with angry left-wing/anti-corporate/anti-consumer /anti-Christmas manifesto. Or some combination thereof.

12 Dec 2012 03:11 PM
FriarReb98    [TotalFark]  

Somacandra: Lenny_da_Hog: I wonder if he's white enough to prove the Fark-anti-white-racism theory from yesterday's newsflash thread.

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I dunno. Yes, that's Hervé Villechaize on the right.


You mean on the left too correct?

\yes, that's TOTALLY whom I saw when I looked at that pic

12 Dec 2012 03:14 PM
Snarfangel     

Somacandra: Lenny_da_Hog: I wonder if he's white enough to prove the Fark-anti-white-racism theory from yesterday's newsflash thread.

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I dunno. Yes, that's Hervé Villechaize on the right.


How the midgety have fallen.

12 Dec 2012 03:15 PM
Somacandra    [TotalFark]  

FriarReb98: People are going to do crazy shiat, whether we want them to or not.


I see lots of people starting this line of reasoning, but like your post---not spelling out what the actual consequences of this line of thought are. So let me just ask....so what? What is the point of this line of 'reasoning'? Is it to advocate for or against some kind of activity or response? If so, how does the moral dimension of the advocacy (what one should do) come from the trivial factual claim (what is actually happening) you are making? I suspect there's something fuzzy in the middle of that rhetorical operation that needs....unpacking.

12 Dec 2012 03:16 PM
Rapmaster2000    [TotalFark]  

Somacandra: FriarReb98: People are going to do crazy shiat, whether we want them to or not.

I see lots of people starting this line of reasoning, but like your post---not spelling out what the actual consequences of this line of thought are. So let me just ask....so what? What is the point of this line of 'reasoning'? Is it to advocate for or against some kind of activity or response? If so, how does the moral dimension of the advocacy (what one should do) come from the trivial factual claim (what is actually happening) you are making? I suspect there's something fuzzy in the middle of that rhetorical operation that needs....unpacking.


It's like I always say, "You're getting date raped no matter what, baby, so you might as well order the lobster."

12 Dec 2012 03:19 PM
BravadoGT    [TotalFark]  
Not a whole lot to glean from it, but here's his Facebook

12 Dec 2012 03:22 PM
Somacandra    [TotalFark]  

BravadoGT: I'm going with angry left-wing/anti-corporate/anti-consumer /anti-Christmas manifesto. Or some combination thereof.


Interesting. I'll say that since his name was Jacob, I'll go with ANGRY HEBREW POLYGYNIST fresh from a fight with his two wives, Rachel and Leah, as well as their female slaves, Bilhah and Zilpah. He got upset over having to buy holiday gifts for his sons Reuben, Simeon, Levi, Judah, Dan, Naphtali, Gad, Asher, Issachar, and Zebulun, as well as daughters Dinah, Joseph, and Benjamin. Maybe he was mad at Esau too. Decided to take it out on the local Canannites.

12 Dec 2012 03:25 PM
Somacandra    [TotalFark]  

Rapmaster2000: It's like I always say, "You're getting date raped no matter what, baby, so you might as well order the lobster."


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I can't believe I laughed that hard at a rape joke. I'm a terrible person.

12 Dec 2012 03:27 PM
BravadoGT    [TotalFark]  

Somacandra: BravadoGT: I'm going with angry left-wing/anti-corporate/anti-consumer /anti-Christmas manifesto. Or some combination thereof.

Interesting. I'll say that since his name was Jacob, I'll go with ANGRY HEBREW POLYGYNIST fresh from a fight with his two wives, Rachel and Leah, as well as their female slaves, Bilhah and Zilpah. He got upset over having to buy holiday gifts for his sons Reuben, Simeon, Levi, Judah, Dan, Naphtali, Gad, Asher, Issachar, and Zebulun, as well as daughters Dinah, Joseph, and Benjamin. Maybe he was mad at Esau too. Decided to take it out on the local Canannites.


Nope. "Roberts" isn't Jewish. And he's got those stupid earrings. He's a lefty.

12 Dec 2012 03:27 PM
Elzar     

BravadoGT: Facebook


Tosh.0 and Dexter = Unfunny serial killer

12 Dec 2012 03:28 PM
Lenny_da_Hog    [TotalFark]  

BravadoGT: And he's got those stupid earrings. He's a lefty hipster.


Portland. Portland.

12 Dec 2012 03:31 PM
Sgt Otter    [TotalFark]  

BravadoGT: Not a whole lot to glean from it, but here's his Facebook


The local press conference said his commercial drivers' license had been suspended, and he had just been evicted from his apartment, along with his (presumed) girlfriend.

Probably lost his trucking job, wouldn't qualify for unemployment for an at-fault termination, broke, homeless, and his girlfriend probably dumped him, right in the Christmas season.

Dude probably just snapped.

12 Dec 2012 03:36 PM
SilentStrider    [TotalFark]  

Somacandra: Lenny_da_Hog: I wonder if he's white enough to prove the Fark-anti-white-racism theory from yesterday's newsflash thread.

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I dunno. Yes, that's Hervé Villechaize on the right.


He looks more like Dave Navarro to me.

12 Dec 2012 03:39 PM
Elzar     

Sgt Otter: BravadoGT: Not a whole lot to glean from it, but here's his Facebook

The local press conference said his commercial drivers' license had been suspended, and he had just been evicted from his apartment, along with his (presumed) girlfriend.

Probably lost his trucking job, wouldn't qualify for unemployment for an at-fault termination, broke, homeless, and his girlfriend probably dumped him, right in the Christmas season.

Dude probably just snapped.


Invisible hand can sometimes slap a biatch...

12 Dec 2012 03:41 PM
ITGreen    [TotalFark]  
And, without missing a beat, we bring our unending gun control town hall from there to here.

I need a Maalox.

12 Dec 2012 03:44 PM
Rapmaster2000    [TotalFark]  

BravadoGT: Somacandra: BravadoGT: I'm going with angry left-wing/anti-corporate/anti-consumer /anti-Christmas manifesto. Or some combination thereof.

Interesting. I'll say that since his name was Jacob, I'll go with ANGRY HEBREW POLYGYNIST fresh from a fight with his two wives, Rachel and Leah, as well as their female slaves, Bilhah and Zilpah. He got upset over having to buy holiday gifts for his sons Reuben, Simeon, Levi, Judah, Dan, Naphtali, Gad, Asher, Issachar, and Zebulun, as well as daughters Dinah, Joseph, and Benjamin. Maybe he was mad at Esau too. Decided to take it out on the local Canannites.

Nope. "Roberts" isn't Jewish. And he's got those stupid earrings. He's a lefty.


He's a lefty, alright. They're coming you know. In coffee shops, gardening co-ops, and night-time bike rides across the country they've been planning and rehearsing for the day then they take to the suburbs and assault everything you hold dear.

They're clogging up the aisles at Wal-Mart. They're ordering all the Xtreme Taco Towers at Applebee's. They're parking in the the drop-off line at Meadowbrook Elementary and they won't move their Volvos and there's not a damn thing Real America can do about it! MWHAHAHA!

12 Dec 2012 04:02 PM
Sgt Otter    [TotalFark]  

Lenny_da_Hog: BravadoGT: And he's got those stupid earrings. He's a lefty hipster.

Portland. Portland.


It's technically Happy Valley, Oregon.

Not hip enough for Portland, not trashy enough for Gresham.

12 Dec 2012 04:25 PM
Lenny_da_Hog    [TotalFark]  

Sgt Otter: Lenny_da_Hog: BravadoGT: And he's got those stupid earrings. He's a lefty hipster.

Portland. Portland.

It's technically Happy Valley, Oregon.

Not hip enough for Portland, not trashy enough for Gresham.


I-am-the-shooter lived in PDX.

12 Dec 2012 04:30 PM
Elzar     

Sgt Otter: Not hip enough for Portland, not trashy enough for GreshamGreshamphetamine.


FTFY

12 Dec 2012 04:33 PM
CraicBaby     
He sure didn't try very hard if he fired 60 rounds and only hit 3 people.

12 Dec 2012 04:54 PM
Elzar     

CraicBaby: He sure didn't try very hard if he fired 60 rounds and only hit 3 people.


And thats how we know he was a lib - a real conservative spends weekends at the range and would never have such a low body count.

12 Dec 2012 05:06 PM
Ed Finnerty     
I'm pretty sure he was just browsing.

12 Dec 2012 05:41 PM
Mugato    [TotalFark]  
No one called this "terrorism" yet? I thought every act of violence was terrorism nowadays.

12 Dec 2012 05:48 PM
Triumph    [TotalFark]  
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12 Dec 2012 05:53 PM
imtheonlylp     
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What a dead Oregon mall may look like.

12 Dec 2012 05:55 PM
occamswrist     

CraicBaby: He sure didn't try very hard if he fired 60 rounds and only hit 3 people.


He didn't play enough call of duty.

12 Dec 2012 05:59 PM
Pants full of macaroni!!     
TYPICAL LIBERAL. NO RESPECT FOR HUMAN LIFE.

12 Dec 2012 06:00 PM
KrispyKritter     

Somacandra: FriarReb98: People are going to do crazy shiat, whether we want them to or not.

I see lots of people starting this line of reasoning, but like your post---not spelling out what the actual consequences of this line of thought are. So let me just ask....so what? What is the point of this line of 'reasoning'? Is it to advocate for or against some kind of activity or response? If so, how does the moral dimension of the advocacy (what one should do) come from the trivial factual claim (what is actually happening) you are making? I suspect there's something fuzzy in the middle of that rhetorical operation that needs....unpacking.


you're an idiot. FriarReb98 make an excellent point about the inadequacy of the mental health system in America. you missed the point completely. which is odd, given the shape of your head.

12 Dec 2012 06:01 PM
occamswrist     

CraicBaby: He sure didn't try very hard if he fired 60 rounds and only hit 3 people.


Actually what I think happened was the marine core refused to recruit him as a soldier based on his call of duty record and so he snapped, went on a shooting rampage.

12 Dec 2012 06:02 PM
hbk72777     

Sgt Otter: BravadoGT: Not a whole lot to glean from it, but here's his Facebook

The local press conference said his commercial drivers' license had been suspended, and he had just been evicted from his apartment, along with his (presumed) girlfriend.

Probably lost his trucking job, wouldn't qualify for unemployment for an at-fault termination, broke, homeless, and his girlfriend probably dumped him, right in the Christmas season.

Dude probably just snapped.


Yeah, cause someone told him he looked like Hervé Villechaize

12 Dec 2012 06:04 PM
homelessdude     
Sgt Otter:
The local press conference said his commercial drivers' license had been suspended, and he had just been evicted from his apartment, along with his (presumed) girlfriend. Probably lost his trucking job, wouldn't qualify for unemployment for an at-fault termination, broke, homeless, and his girlfriend probably dumped him, right in the Christmas season. Dude probably just snapped.


A lot of the same happened to me back around 2005. Except I went to a shelter and about 6 months later opened this Fark account at a local library. But I am no where near the Pacific NW, so that must be why I didn't attack a mall. Eventually I was able to understand it maybe was because I was drinking 24/7/365 and that may have had something to do with my dilemma.

The jury is still out on that one. Film at 11.

12 Dec 2012 06:04 PM
wildcardjack     
As opposed to Jenny McCarthy

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12 Dec 2012 06:05 PM
imtheonlylp     

occamswrist: CraicBaby: He sure didn't try very hard if he fired 60 rounds and only hit 3 people.

He didn't play enough call of duty.


Makes me wonder what/how Lee Harvey Oswald would have played. Word was he was a pretty good shot.
/Level Up
//Captain II

12 Dec 2012 06:05 PM
vygramul    [TotalFark]  
He stole the AR-15 from a friend.

Always lock your weapons.

12 Dec 2012 06:08 PM
Delawheredad    [TotalFark]  
Stolen weapon? Look at my total lack of surprise.

12 Dec 2012 06:13 PM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass     

vygramul: He stole the AR-15 from a friend.

Always lock your weapons.


howdareyouinfringeonmyconstitutionalr ightshelpimbeingoppressedblahbla h blah...

12 Dec 2012 06:14 PM
DrewCurtisJr     

vygramul: Always lock your weapons.


Keep a better class of friends.

Do you somebody who might want to steal your assault rifle, if so why do you know them?

12 Dec 2012 06:14 PM
vabeard     
Have the lawsuits surfaced yet?

12 Dec 2012 06:15 PM
Bill_Wick's_Friend     
Yet another weapon that kept the neighborhood safe....

...until it was stolen, diverted, straw-man purchased or otherwise put into the hands of a criminal, a psychopath, a monster or a maniac. Then it kept the neighborhood less safe.

/must be a day that ends in "y".

12 Dec 2012 06:15 PM
Delawheredad    [TotalFark]  
Can drew check if this guy was a Farker? Not that it matters but it would be interesting to know.

12 Dec 2012 06:16 PM
vygramul    [TotalFark]  

DrewCurtisJr: vygramul: Always lock your weapons.

Keep a better class of friends.

Do you somebody who might want to steal your assault rifle, if so why do you know them?


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12 Dec 2012 06:16 PM
Lenny_da_Hog    [TotalFark]  

Delawheredad: Stolen weapon? Look at my total lack of surprise.


Yeah. These things are always done with stolen weapons, except for all the ones done with legally purchased weapons.

12 Dec 2012 06:16 PM
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