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13 Dec 2012 04:52 AM   |   23432 clicks   |   The Sun
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brap    [TotalFark]  
I guess if Fark ever needs a SKIN tag we know who to call.

12 Dec 2012 08:13 PM
Lsherm    [TotalFark]  
I was about to ask where in the hell these people are in the Western world, but apparently 100,000 Americans suffer from this condition. This is apparently just a helluva bad case of it, coupled with what I'm assuming is nonexistent health care and wildly unsanitary living.

12 Dec 2012 08:17 PM
cretinbob    [TotalFark]  
Meanwhile, rich people complain they may have to pay more taxes.

12 Dec 2012 08:20 PM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Def Leppard?

No wait, that's "what has 9 arms and sucks?".

12 Dec 2012 08:20 PM
AdolfOliverPanties     
Smiles ... Salima was born with only one leg and is not ashamed to show it

Look out guys! It's boner time!

12 Dec 2012 08:21 PM
Nadie_AZ    [TotalFark]  
Uh, how does the guy see anything?

Lsherm: I was about to ask where in the hell these people are in the Western world, but apparently 100,000 Americans suffer from this condition. This is apparently just a helluva bad case of it, coupled with what I'm assuming is nonexistent health care and wildly unsanitary living.


100,000 more reasons for me to be so grateful I was lucky enough to be healthy.

12 Dec 2012 08:21 PM
AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Salima was born with only one leg and is not ashamed to show it

HUSSY! STONE HER!

/look at those sharp stumps
//would not hit it

12 Dec 2012 08:23 PM
brap    [TotalFark]  
For a second I thought this was one of those "You must answer the oracle correctly to pass" thingees and the first thing that came to mind was "a pair of dice."
 
African or European?
 
AAAAAAIEEEEEEEE!

12 Dec 2012 09:50 PM
Apos     
*clicks on link* 

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12 Dec 2012 09:56 PM
Peter von Nostrand    [TotalFark]  
HAHAHAHAHA

No face, good one. I'm sure it's.....

*clicks link*

WTF is that shiat!!!!1!1!!!

12 Dec 2012 09:58 PM
whyRpeoplesostupid    [TotalFark]  
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12 Dec 2012 10:00 PM
yellowcat    [TotalFark]  
sad that this couple is so happy, if Dad has Neurofibromatosis, so does his kid. Hope it's a mild case.

12 Dec 2012 10:22 PM
Godscrack     

yellowcat: sad that this couple is so happy


WTF

12 Dec 2012 10:38 PM
Lsherm    [TotalFark]  

yellowcat: sad that this couple is so happy, if Dad has Neurofibromatosis, so does his kid. Hope it's a mild case.


It's a 50% chance, not 100%. See my link.

12 Dec 2012 10:48 PM
theewhiterhino     
Wow. I'm not real compassionate as a rule, but these people being able to find each other, and happiness is humbling. I hope this child remains free of the disease her dad has and I wish them well. Still seems like a sad existence. But what do I know. I'm sitting here watching Kanye in a farking leather skirt raising money for Sandy victims with cheap bourbon and chili on my table, and I thought I had perspective. Then I saw this.

12 Dec 2012 11:23 PM
Richard Saunders     
Um, like, what was she drinking that night?

12 Dec 2012 11:48 PM
phlegmmo    [TotalFark]  
"I'll stop the world and melt with you...."

12 Dec 2012 11:52 PM
theewhiterhino     

Richard Saunders: Um, like, what was she drinking that night?



I hear woodworm will blind you. Absinthe?

12 Dec 2012 11:56 PM
bob_ross     
Aww I just so turned into putty...

13 Dec 2012 04:06 AM
p4p3rm4t3     
And The Sun is there...

13 Dec 2012 04:54 AM
pedobearapproved     

Peter von Nostrand: HAHAHAHAHA

No face, good one. I'm sure it's.....

*clicks link*

WTF is that shiat!!!!1!1!!!


NOT CLICKING LINK

13 Dec 2012 04:55 AM
Shadow Blasko     
If anyone is still up in the US.. go peek at the sky. The Geminids meteor shower is rocking it tonight. 50+ per hour.

/end threadjack

13 Dec 2012 04:56 AM
Insatiable Jesus     
theewhiterhino: I'm sitting here watching Kanye in a farking leather skirt raising money for Sandy victims with cheap bourbon and chili on my table, and I thought I had perspective.



------------------

Why is Kanye on your table?

13 Dec 2012 04:57 AM
sexorcisst     
The very second that kid popped out without a spray tanned bologna face, he suspected that he might not be the father.

13 Dec 2012 05:08 AM
0z79     
Nothing like a thread such as this, to show how little compassion most farkers have..

13 Dec 2012 05:14 AM
Surool     
Headline: "Man With No Face..."

...followed by a photo of his face.

Well done lads.

13 Dec 2012 05:27 AM
NobleHam     
Does "leg" mean something different in the UK? She appears to have two legs but only one foot.

13 Dec 2012 05:48 AM
MayoSlather     
Sort of makes my everyday whining seem trivial, but really they should have known better than to be born in India and deformed no less.

13 Dec 2012 06:09 AM
gravebayne2     
has no one noticed the almost perfect view in the background?

13 Dec 2012 06:11 AM
No Such Agency    [TotalFark]  
theewhiterhino:
Wow. I'm not real compassionate as a rule, but these people being able to find each other, and happiness is humbling.

It's rural Afghanistan. She's like 20 years younger than him and their marriage was arranged by families. She had no choice in the matter, but a husband with a deformity is likely the best a girl with one leg can expect to get. He's probably just surprised he ever got to marry, I doubt he expected it'd ever happen looking like that. Not saying their marriage sucks but "happiness" is not the expected standard in some places.

13 Dec 2012 06:49 AM
ShannonKW     
I'm torn between saying, "that's the kind of wife you get when you have no face" and, "that's the kind of husband you get when you have one leg". Well, they're happy so it's something to be congratulated.

Still, I'm feeling 28% better about my life after seeing that.

13 Dec 2012 06:49 AM
ShannonKW     

No Such Agency: It's rural Afghanistan.


India. Up in the hills bordering Pakistan. Like a lot of people in mountainous country, you have a crazy quilt of different cultures, ethnic, and linguistic groups there. I'd guess the marital customs in Jammu aren't far out from those nearby, but these people don't necessarily have much affinity for those in Afghanistan (who themselves suffer from a chronic inability to reconcile their ethnic groups).

13 Dec 2012 07:02 AM
Jesda     
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13 Dec 2012 07:03 AM
DubyaHater     
The wife seems to have pretty decent teeth, which is surprising. Better than a large number of Americans anyway whom have access to pretty advanced dental care, like a toothbrush and floss.

13 Dec 2012 07:09 AM
onecrazylay     
Cohagen, give da people ehya!

13 Dec 2012 07:17 AM
jaybeezey     

DubyaHater: The wife seems to have pretty decent teeth, which is surprising. Better than a large number of Americans anyway whom have access to pretty advanced dental care, like a toothbrush and floss.


Or any of the British!

Am I right?!?!

13 Dec 2012 07:19 AM
MythDragon     
You should see the guy's dog....
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13 Dec 2012 07:33 AM
ShannonKW     

DubyaHater: The wife seems to have pretty decent teeth, which is surprising. Better than a large number of Americans anyway whom have access to pretty advanced dental care, like a toothbrush and floss.


Likely, she doesn't take Coke with her burger and fries. Sugar is pretty cheap in nearby Punjab (or was when I lived there) but it might be much more expensive that far up the road. They're bound to be a pretty robust people up there, being on the Darwinian Health Care Plan (i.e. the weak go into the ground). Forget her teeth -- I bet that lady is physically stronger than most Farkers.

13 Dec 2012 07:34 AM
No Such Agency    [TotalFark]  
ShannonKW:
No Such Agency: It's rural Afghanistan.

India. Up in the hills bordering Pakistan. Like a lot of people in mountainous country, you have a crazy quilt of different cultures, ethnic, and linguistic groups there. I'd guess the marital customs in Jammu aren't far out from those nearby, but these people don't necessarily have much affinity for those in Afghanistan (who themselves suffer from a chronic inability to reconcile their ethnic groups).


OMG I suck at reading comprehension, I was dropped on my head as a child.

13 Dec 2012 07:40 AM
bratchaman     
This deserves the Sappy tag... I'm a little emotional today.

13 Dec 2012 07:46 AM
brimed03     

theewhiterhino: Wow. I'm not real compassionate as a rule, but these people being able to find each other, and happiness is humbling. I hope this child remains free of the disease her dad has and I wish them well. Still seems like a sad existence. But what do I know. I'm sitting here watching Kanye in a farking leather skirt raising money for Sandy victims with cheap bourbon and chili on my table, and I thought I had perspective. Then I saw this.


As a result of this article, someone will arrange free surgery for him.

He'll turn out to be a pretty good looking guy without the skin flaps, and will decide he can now do better than his current wife.

She'll subsequently go to jail for attacking him and the kid will end up in an orphanage, ultimately to be adopted by angelina jolie. Tragedy all around.

And kanye will continue to make millions.

13 Dec 2012 07:52 AM
Shatner's Bassoon     

NobleHam: Does "leg" mean something different in the UK? She appears to have two legs but only one foot.


It's the Sun. If she had no arse they'd say she was missing an elbow.

13 Dec 2012 07:55 AM
danielscissorhands     
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13 Dec 2012 08:08 AM
smadge1     
That guy has a face, just a lot more than most people.

13 Dec 2012 08:09 AM
JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  
A FATHER with no face who feared his unborn child would inherit his shocking condition is celebrating after his wife gave birth to a healthy baby girl.


It's a real trial of Job, that God would inflict upon them a daughter.

13 Dec 2012 08:12 AM
buntz     
I'm more concerned that the poor guy is only 32 and looks to be mostly gray and bald!
That's a hard 32 in India!

13 Dec 2012 08:25 AM
Crewmannumber6     
That guy is getting more action than me? I quit.

13 Dec 2012 08:30 AM
Mrs.Sharpier    [TotalFark]  
Good for them.

13 Dec 2012 08:33 AM
Flakeloaf     
"I don't earn enough. No parent would want their child to suffer any health problems, but they do not want them to suffer financially either." I don't want to leave my daughter but I don't have much choice and I will have to leave in the Spring. I have to earn money to support my family and this is the only way I can," he added.

Salima said Latif has been a wonderful husband and believes he will go on to make a great father.


I'd say that belief is pretty well-founded.

13 Dec 2012 08:36 AM
Fade2black     

cretinbob: Meanwhile, rich people complain they may have to pay more taxes.


Because this condition totally gets overlooked in this country, right?

GFY.

13 Dec 2012 08:36 AM
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