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   Not News: Smoking hot 39-year-old mum teaches child to read. Fark: The kid is four days old (w/pics)

13 Dec 2012 05:06 AM   |   33451 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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OtherBrotherDarryl    [TotalFark]  
Wow. Now, what were you saying about the kid?

12 Dec 2012 09:02 PM
CreamFilling     
Just like I taught the dog to tune a piano. She didn't learn it, but I taught her.

12 Dec 2012 09:10 PM
aiiee    [TotalFark]  
that kid's never going hungry.

12 Dec 2012 09:29 PM
EatenTheSun    [TotalFark]  
That cleavage made me forget how to read for a minute.

12 Dec 2012 09:37 PM
Amos Quito     
TL, DR

12 Dec 2012 09:47 PM
BSABSVR     
3 year olds can read. 4 day olds, no. Don't be farking stupid.

12 Dec 2012 10:15 PM
revrendjim    [TotalFark]  
'I would show John words like "milk", give him my breast...'

That would make Pavlov drool.

12 Dec 2012 10:34 PM
fusillade762     
Oh look, she's on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Coincidence? Funny that they fail to mention that in TFA.

Here's another pic for to better view teh bewbs.

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12 Dec 2012 11:51 PM
brap    [TotalFark]  
Follow up: Child decides to breastfeed to the grave.

12 Dec 2012 11:53 PM
DanZero    [TotalFark]  
Does a "smoking hot" Daily Fail/Sun link have to be greenlit every day now? It's been nearly a week of consecutive troll-bait disappointments....

fusillade762: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x706]


I stand corrected, and I didn't even have to click, but still Fark, you're on watch

12 Dec 2012 11:58 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves    [TotalFark]  
"I tried to start him on 'Atlas Shrugged,' but he just rolled his eyes at me and violently shat for both distance and power."

13 Dec 2012 12:29 AM
Mark Ratner    [TotalFark]  
"Mum?" I wish British people would stop using that word and speak American.

13 Dec 2012 01:22 AM
borg    [TotalFark]  
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13 Dec 2012 01:46 AM
Apos     
Smoking hot 39-year-old mum 

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13 Dec 2012 02:28 AM
Another Government Employee     
Bit of the crazy in the second pic.

She's one to live through the kid.

13 Dec 2012 05:15 AM
GungFu     

fusillade762: Oh look, she's on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Coincidence? Funny that they fail to mention that in TFA.

Here's another pic for to better view teh bewbs.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x706]



Nice floats.

13 Dec 2012 05:15 AM
martid4    [TotalFark]  
Nice Eldridge Cleavage!

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13 Dec 2012 05:15 AM
GungFu     
A is for Apple.

B is for Boobs. Breasts. Bewbs. Boobies. Bazongas. Bouncers. Tits.

13 Dec 2012 05:20 AM
Gordon Bennett     

martid4: Nice Eldridge Cleavage!


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13 Dec 2012 05:21 AM
Insatiable Jesus     
Professional AW teaches baby to read, accord to the Daily Mail.

Sounds legit

13 Dec 2012 05:26 AM
PoRL     
Plan B) The kid has something called "a childhood".

13 Dec 2012 05:29 AM
Mock26     
Bah. Toss all newborn babies out into the woods. Any that come out on their own can stay. Fark all the rest.

13 Dec 2012 05:30 AM
abhorrent1     
How did fark become the Daily Mails biatch? Does it have a really big cock or something?

13 Dec 2012 05:31 AM
moel     

Mark Ratner: "Mum?" I wish British people would stop using that word and speak American.


Maybe once you teach Kevin Bacon to say Mo-Bile, instead of Mo-bul...we'll think about it...

Actually no, fark off......Mom is one of the shiattest words available in the English Language, due to you yanks.

13 Dec 2012 05:32 AM
Alphax     
Okay, she started the teaching at 4 days old.. and is using something called baby sign language. I doubt he could focus his eyes on anything that young.

13 Dec 2012 05:32 AM
Wodan11     
From TFA: He's 3 yrs old and just now starting to recognize words. She started to read to him at 4 days old.

Nothing to see here (except for the stacked mom), move along.

13 Dec 2012 05:32 AM
moel     

abhorrent1: How did fark become the Daily Mails biatch? Does it have a really big cock or something?


It gets worse, we're now trapped in a sort of Fark, Daily Mail cycle.... they've clearly taken a look at their web stats recently and noticed that a large percentage comes from Fark, so now i'm reading stories on Fark and then about 12 hours to a day later, the same story appears almost verbatim on the Mails website.

13 Dec 2012 05:34 AM
Mock26     

Mark Ratner: "Mum?" I wish British people would stop using that word and speak American.


Mum on mum? Sounds like mif porn.

13 Dec 2012 05:41 AM
justneal     
Yeah, cause American is a language and English 'tis not


Please teach me the word milk lady,please

13 Dec 2012 05:44 AM
rikkitikkitavi     
mein gott. sie hat riesige titten

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13 Dec 2012 05:45 AM
InternetSecurityGuard     
June Cleavage there may be on to something there.

13 Dec 2012 05:45 AM
Insatiable Jesus     
moel: abhorrent1: How did fark become the Daily Mails biatch? Does it have a really big cock or something?

It gets worse, we're now trapped in a sort of Fark, Daily Mail cycle.... they've clearly taken a look at their web stats recently and noticed that a large percentage comes from Fark, so now i'm reading stories on Fark and then about 12 hours to a day later, the same story appears almost verbatim on the Mails website.



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What if it becomes one? What then?

Daily Fark, It's Not News It's Complete Horseshiat. Then a bunch of "stories" like Are Immigrants Drinking Our Water filled with words like Wheeled Rollingham instead of car.

13 Dec 2012 05:52 AM
UseTheForksLuke     
That kid is four days old?
I'm not sure he should still be breast feeding.
Either that or a very painful birth.

13 Dec 2012 05:53 AM
Lionel Mandrake    [TotalFark]  
Early learning mentor: Dana with son John, who she has been teaching to read since he was four days old. She said it will be worth it when he ends up at Oxford or Yale University

That kid is doomed.

13 Dec 2012 05:54 AM
JonnyG     
Somebody kill these parents. People like this are delusional.

Kids should not be "taught" anything until at least 3 or 4 years of age, and even then only if they are interested.

13 Dec 2012 05:56 AM
orbister     
As if a child called "Jordan" is ever going to go to university.

13 Dec 2012 05:59 AM
Satanus Maximus     
Another "smoking hot" Daily Mail submission.... better check the comments first just to be safe.

Not bad. Fappable. Still gonna check comments first from now on.

13 Dec 2012 05:59 AM
Handsome B. Wonderful     
Subby needs some reading skills of their own. The mom STARTED trying to teach the kid when he was 4 days old, which doesn't mean shiat.

13 Dec 2012 06:00 AM
Mad Mark     
I'd milk it.

13 Dec 2012 06:08 AM
Breech Birth     
How is babby teached?

13 Dec 2012 06:11 AM
hitlersbrain     
This story captures almost everything that's wrong with elitists. I feel bad for the kid.

13 Dec 2012 06:13 AM
Legios     

Lionel Mandrake: Early learning mentor: Dana with son John, who she has been teaching to read since he was four days old. She said it will be worth it when he ends up at Oxford or Yale University

That kid is doomed.


What about Cambridge you farkers?!

13 Dec 2012 06:15 AM
hitlersbrain     

Mock26: Bah. Toss all newborn babies out into the woods. Any that come out on their own can stay. Fark all the rest.


I would suggest you run from any that came out of the woods.

13 Dec 2012 06:17 AM
Rattlehead     
Yowza! I'd form a conjunction with her.

13 Dec 2012 06:17 AM
Day_Old_Dutchie     

abhorrent1: How did fark become the Daily Mails biatch? Does it have a really big cock or something?


Ever since the Weekly World News went tits up 5 years ago someone else had to step up to the plate...

13 Dec 2012 06:19 AM
darthdrafter     
I suppose I'll check just how fugly this Mail Online 'smoking hot' cave troll is and- ohmygod! This... this smoking hot milf is smoking hot milfy. Will wonders never cease?

/fap
//fap
///fap

13 Dec 2012 06:31 AM
I sound fat     
Thats gotta be the biggest 4 day old kid in history.

She is ruined, RUINED, I say.

13 Dec 2012 06:32 AM
Badgers     
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13 Dec 2012 06:39 AM
MooseUpNorth     

I sound fat: Thats gotta be the biggest 4 day old kid in history.

She is ruined, RUINED, I say.


There are some advantages. Wondering where the G-spot is? Climb right in with a work-light and a car buffer.

13 Dec 2012 06:39 AM
mhd     
A drunk father also helps motivate a child to write angry letters from an early age.

13 Dec 2012 06:47 AM
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