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   Darts fan booted out of final because he looked like Jesus and how drunk do you have to be to watch darts live? (w/Jesus pics)

13 Dec 2012 12:20 AM   |   10629 clicks   |   The Sun
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Cewley    [TotalFark]  
i'm thinkin' hay-zeus might have been a few shades darker.

12 Dec 2012 10:56 PM
NuttierThanEver     
Scottish

12 Dec 2012 11:12 PM
vossiewulf    [TotalFark]  
You start with not very and by the time of the finals it's I'm the awesomest dart watcher in the history of totally cool dart watchers, those chicks totally dig me.

/darts at He's Not Here in Chapel Hill was teh fun

12 Dec 2012 11:53 PM
brap    [TotalFark]  
You mean I should remove "Dart Disciple" from my resume?

13 Dec 2012 12:03 AM
gweilo8888     
What a darts fan might look like:

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13 Dec 2012 12:23 AM
MFAWG     
oooooOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEHHHUUUUUUNNNNNNND REDandEIEEIIIGGGHHHHHTTTYYYYYYY! !!!!!

vossiewulf: You start with not very and by the time of the finals it's I'm the awesomest dart watcher in the history of totally cool dart watchers, those chicks totally dig me.

/darts at He's Not Here in Chapel Hill was teh fun


Played out of Fayettenam in the mid-80's. North Carolina had a great darts scene.

13 Dec 2012 12:25 AM
jaytkay     
The War on Christmas continues.

Thanks, Liberals!!

13 Dec 2012 12:27 AM
Linkster    [TotalFark]  
"He didn't call me 'Jesus'. He said, "Hey, Zeus." My name is Zeus."

"Zeus?"

"Yeah, Zeus. As in father of Apollo, god of Mount Olympus, don't fark with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, Zeus!:

13 Dec 2012 12:28 AM
Prof. Frink     
Hell, I could watch this all day!

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13 Dec 2012 12:30 AM
signaljammer     
Looks, meebe, more like an Allman bro from the classic era than Jeebus.

13 Dec 2012 12:30 AM
studebaker hoch     
NEWSFLASH: Jesus wasn't white.

/scroll at 11

13 Dec 2012 12:31 AM
Benevolent Misanthrope    [TotalFark]  
He said: "There was a lot of chanting of Jesus and I think to avoid it becoming too much of a distraction for the players he was taken by security to another part of the complex."

Mr Allen added: "There is plenty of audience participation. They are encouraged to support the players within certain boundaries."


So, he was ejected because the other fans were being total assholes and distracting the players.

The fact they can buy four-pint pitchers certainly helps.

Yes. Yes, I'm certain it does.

13 Dec 2012 12:31 AM
desertgeek     
Subby, have you seen some of those darts live audiences? Those people start drinking at least 4 hours before it begins. They get way too into it.

13 Dec 2012 12:32 AM
Torion!     
60 60 60
180

*crickets*

13 Dec 2012 12:34 AM
K3rmy     
Not all dart enthusiasts need be drunk to be assholes.

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/9 something. . .never forget

13 Dec 2012 12:35 AM
red5ish     
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13 Dec 2012 12:35 AM
harryhardhat     
i'm thinker than you drunk i am

13 Dec 2012 12:36 AM
marklar     
I watched darts once on the internet. For like several hours, and it wasn't all that bad. Not something I would do everyday, but something that is good to have on in the background, like at a bar.

13 Dec 2012 12:42 AM
Linkster    [TotalFark]  

red5ish: [imageshack.us image 400x321]


The fark is that?

13 Dec 2012 12:43 AM
I sound fat     

studebaker hoch: NEWSFLASH: Jesus wasn't white.

/scroll at 11


You dont know that. maybe he glowed with a white light. you simply dont know. you THINK you know, but you dont know.

13 Dec 2012 12:44 AM
ReapTheChaos     
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or a ginger.

13 Dec 2012 12:49 AM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

K3rmy: Not all dart enthusiasts need be drunk to be assholes.

[i9.photobucket.com image 400x400] 

/9 something. . .never forget

 

Came for the Zima S Defita. Leaving smug.

13 Dec 2012 12:49 AM
adeist69     

Linkster: red5ish: [imageshack.us image 400x321]

The fark is that?



I know, but I'm not telling. What I want to know is, why the fark are his hands glowing?

13 Dec 2012 12:49 AM
LewDux     
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13 Dec 2012 12:52 AM
Linkster    [TotalFark]  

adeist69: Linkster: red5ish: [imageshack.us image 400x321]

The fark is that?


I know, but I'm not telling. What I want to know is, why the fark are his hands glowing?


That's not white, it's translucent!

13 Dec 2012 12:52 AM
Meatybrain     
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I don't see it. 

13 Dec 2012 12:52 AM
JudgeMuttonChops    [TotalFark]  

K3rmy: Not all dart enthusiasts need be drunk to be assholes.

[i9.photobucket.com image 400x400] 

/9 something. . .never forget


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13 Dec 2012 12:52 AM
borg    [TotalFark]  
Wasn't Jesus from the middle east? that guy looks Irish.

13 Dec 2012 12:52 AM
Abacus9     
This is literally the dumbest thing evar.
1. Jesus was Gaelic?
2. How would someone know what Jesus looks like anyway? (other than looking middle eastern)
3. Why would someone get kicked out over something like this?
I mean, I look more like Jesus than this guy (and I'm actually Jewish, too).

13 Dec 2012 12:54 AM
red5ish     

Linkster: red5ish: [imageshack.us image 400x321]

The fark is that?


Just what it looks like, a deluxe Jesus action figure. it's deluxe because it comes with fish, loaves and a wine jug.
Oh, and his hands glow in the dark. Merry Christmas!

13 Dec 2012 12:54 AM
Wayne 985     
He looks more like Zach Galifianakis in a wig.

13 Dec 2012 12:54 AM
mraudacia     
its almost exactly how i would have pictured the return of jesus...

Crowd "*gasp its jesus!"

authority figures " GET HIM "

13 Dec 2012 12:55 AM
Abacus9     

Linkster: adeist69: Linkster: red5ish: [imageshack.us image 400x321]

The fark is that?


I know, but I'm not telling. What I want to know is, why the fark are his hands glowing?

That's not white, it's translucent!


Transfiguration?

13 Dec 2012 12:55 AM
BlousyBrown     
I wonder if he ever gets kicked out of church

13 Dec 2012 12:56 AM
red5ish     

BlousyBrown: I wonder if he ever gets kicked out of church


I wonder if he ever gets kicked out of Bee Gees reunion concerts.

13 Dec 2012 12:59 AM
Happy Hours     
Meh - A friend of mine looked more like Jesus (classic white Jesus, not what he probably looked like in reality) than that and I've played in darts tournaments.

People who play and watch darts are usually drunk. This should not come as a surprise to Farkers.

13 Dec 2012 01:00 AM
Apos     
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Striking resemblance.

13 Dec 2012 01:00 AM
harryhardhat     
RED HEADED JESUS
I've always wanted to say that.

13 Dec 2012 01:00 AM
Linkster    [TotalFark]  

BlousyBrown: I wonder if he ever gets kicked out of church


Better if he was asked to Preach!

13 Dec 2012 01:01 AM
Baron Harkonnen     
How drunk do you have to be before that guy starts looking like Jesus?

13 Dec 2012 01:02 AM
bunner     
The odds of Jesus being some skinny white guy who was a carpenter in that part of the world in that era with no power tools or other white people is pretty remote.

13 Dec 2012 01:21 AM
Notabunny    [TotalFark]  
I had a '75 that started life with a 318. It ended life with a 440 bored and stroked to 489. I didn't learn my lesson, so then I got a '68. So, yeah, I guess I'm a fan.

13 Dec 2012 01:21 AM
Mock26     
Looks more like Steve Cropper than Jesus.

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13 Dec 2012 01:26 AM
Amos Quito     
I once spent a night in jail with Jesus.

He looked nothing like that guy.

13 Dec 2012 01:26 AM
Amos Quito     

bunner: The odds of Jesus being some skinny white guy who was a carpenter in that part of the world in that era with no power tools or other white people is pretty remote.



Ask Mary Magdalene about Jesus' "power tool".

13 Dec 2012 01:28 AM
Danger Avoid Death     

K3rmy: Not all dart enthusiasts need be drunk to be assholes.


The worst ones back in my dart playing days were the reformed alcoholics who drank coffee all night. I used to hate playing with these assholes, and remembered them as being a lot more fun when they were drunks.

13 Dec 2012 01:29 AM
DownDaRiver     
You don't have to be that drunk when you live on an island that has Benny Hill for their main entertainment (and most think its funny) besides soccer and your nearest neighbor is France.

13 Dec 2012 01:34 AM
Danger Avoid Death     

DownDaRiver: You don't have to be that drunk when you live on an island that has Benny Hill for their main entertainment (and most think its funny) besides soccer and your nearest neighbor is France.


If my nearest neighbor was France it'd give me something to throw the darts at.

13 Dec 2012 01:36 AM
Phil Moskowitz     
Goddamn Allman Brothers screw everything up.

13 Dec 2012 01:42 AM
davidphogan     
Dino M. Zaffina does not approve.

13 Dec 2012 01:48 AM
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