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13 Dec 2012 06:39 AM   |   5970 clicks   |   ABC Local
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Lsherm    [TotalFark]  
That farking reporter is drunk.

Does anyone in San Francisco actually care if anyone else follows the law? Even the police?

12 Dec 2012 11:28 PM
HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  
When I was driving home from the office tonight, some pissant in a fire engine red Ferrari ran a red light to turn left in front of me at about 60 miles an hour. For a split second, I considered not slamming on my breaks... no one else at that intersection bothered breaking for him, so I wouldn't have been blamed.

12 Dec 2012 11:32 PM
Lsherm    [TotalFark]  

HotWingAgenda: intersection bothered breaking for him


BRAKING. BRAKING. BRAKING.


Sorry, it's not just you. Automotive forums are full of people who don't know the difference between break and brake. Autocorrect only exacerbates the issue. To brake is to stop or arrest. To break is to destroy, or take time off.  They are not interchangeable.

12 Dec 2012 11:51 PM
HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  

Lsherm: HotWingAgenda: intersection bothered breaking for him

BRAKING. BRAKING. BRAKING.

Sorry, it's not just you. Automotive forums are full of people who don't know the difference between break and brake. Autocorrect only exacerbates the issue. To brake is to stop or arrest. To break is to destroy, or take time off.  They are not interchangeable.


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I stomped on these guys, but I considered not doing it. There were no other people breaking in that intersection.

12 Dec 2012 11:57 PM
Apos     
Officer Iman Imbecile

13 Dec 2012 12:45 AM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
He drove 100 miles? Where was he going?

13 Dec 2012 12:46 AM
pissedoffmick     
One way? Round trip? How fast was he going?

13 Dec 2012 12:51 AM
Mark Ratner    [TotalFark]  

HotWingAgenda: When I was driving home from the office tonight, some pissant in a fire engine red Ferrari ran a red light to turn left in front of me at about 60 miles an hour. For a split second, I considered not slamming on my breaks... no one else at that intersection bothered breaking for him, so I wouldn't have been blamed.


Ferrari makes fire engines now? Sweet. Makes sense I guess in order to speed up the response time for 911 calls.

13 Dec 2012 01:18 AM
siyuntz    [TotalFark]  
I will never condone driving drunk, because it puts innocents at risk. That said, 100 mph in a lamborghini while drunk seems like an awesome way to go out. awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, watch that turn, dude, death.

/we all got to go sometime, precious

13 Dec 2012 02:08 AM
siyuntz    [TotalFark]  
I know I will get into trouble for my previous comment. All I'm saying is it seems like a better way to die than incontinent, in a hospital, surrounded by "family and friends". But only on a closed circuit track, where my life is the only one at risk.

13 Dec 2012 02:17 AM
fusillade762    [TotalFark]  

siyuntz: I will never condone driving drunk, because it puts innocents at risk. That said, 100 mph in a lamborghini while drunk seems like an awesome way to go out. awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, watch that turn, dude, death.


If I knew I was going to go that way I'd sure as hell drive faster than 100.

13 Dec 2012 02:36 AM
siyuntz    [TotalFark]  

fusillade762: siyuntz: I will never condone driving drunk, because it puts innocents at risk. That said, 100 mph in a lamborghini while drunk seems like an awesome way to go out. awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, watch that turn, dude, death.

If I knew I was going to go that way I'd sure as hell drive faster than 100.


I interpret "100 mph" as faster than sane person would go. And it's it's a nice, monkish, round number. But yeah, I'd be flooring it, laughing maniacally, and not paying any attention whatsoever to the speedometer.

13 Dec 2012 03:00 AM
magic_patch     
What seems to be the officer, problem?

13 Dec 2012 06:42 AM
jmr61     
People are insanely stupid.

And that's just the commenters in this thread.

13 Dec 2012 06:46 AM
abhorrent1     
If you come home drunk, go directly to bed. Being drunk and on facebook will never end well.

13 Dec 2012 06:48 AM
T.M.S.     
I assumed incorrectly the car was "borrowed" from the impound lot. So all this is is a guy that hit 100 with his buddies and posted on Facebook about it?

I demand Mr. T's badge for this.

13 Dec 2012 06:55 AM
abhorrent1     

T.M.S.: So all this is is a guy that hit 100 while drunk with his buddies


You missed something

13 Dec 2012 07:04 AM
YouSirAreAMaroon     
I wasn't aware that drunk driving in exotic Italian sports cars was limited by distance.

13 Dec 2012 07:11 AM
Adamabouttown     
Blasting Bidibodi Bidibu by Bubbles?

Bow Bow
Bow Bow

/carramrod

13 Dec 2012 07:12 AM
No Time To Explain     

Lsherm: HotWingAgenda: intersection bothered breaking for him

BRAKING. BRAKING. BRAKING.

Sorry, it's not just you. Automotive forums are full of people who don't know the difference between break and brake. Autocorrect only exacerbates the issue. To brake is to stop or arrest. To break is to destroy, or take time off.  They are not interchangeable.


I'll break the law in my next lunch brake

/amidoingitright?
//joking aside, I feel your pain as well

13 Dec 2012 07:22 AM
dbirchall    [TotalFark]  
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said,
"Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?"
"Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..."
-Steven Wright

13 Dec 2012 07:23 AM
Farce-Side     
I pity the fool who posts crimes to facebook, especially when they're a cop.

13 Dec 2012 07:30 AM
StoPPeRmobile     
No possible way a hero of insert city name's finest would do such a thing.

Must be a setup.

13 Dec 2012 07:31 AM
ows     

Mark Ratner: HotWingAgenda: When I was driving home from the office tonight, some pissant in a fire engine red Ferrari ran a red light to turn left in front of me at about 60 miles an hour. For a split second, I considered not slamming on my breaks... no one else at that intersection bothered breaking for him, so I wouldn't have been blamed.

Ferrari makes fire engines now? Sweet. Makes sense I guess in order to speed up the response time for 911 calls.


no, but they do charge extra if you want red paint. true story.

13 Dec 2012 07:31 AM
Mitch Mitchell     

YouSirAreAMaroon: I wasn't aware that drunk driving in exotic Italian sports cars was limited by distance.


You inversed. Never mind.

13 Dec 2012 07:34 AM
YouSirAreAMaroon     

Mitch Mitchell: YouSirAreAMaroon: I wasn't aware that drunk driving in exotic Italian sports cars was limited by distance.

You inversed. Never mind.


Driving drunk?

13 Dec 2012 07:38 AM
T.M.S.     

abhorrent1: T.M.S.: So all this is is a guy that hit 100 while drunk with his buddies

You missed something


I don't believe everything people tweet.

13 Dec 2012 07:50 AM
VendorXeno     
Driving 100 miles drunk in a Lamborghini is no way to go through life officer

Isn't it? ISN'T IT?

13 Dec 2012 07:59 AM
The Muthaship     
100 mph in a Lambo is like 40 mph in your POS Civic.

13 Dec 2012 08:09 AM
Zeb Hesselgresser     
pfffftttt, after pulling his gun on McDonald's employees and getting caught driving drunk @ 130 mph, that Colorado cop kept his job. This idiot probably won't face any consequences for his actions.

Unions, is there anything they can't do?

13 Dec 2012 08:21 AM
amesmail     
someone check on lem, he is probably burning the money.

13 Dec 2012 08:23 AM
SDRR     

Farce-Side: I pity the LMFAO at the fool who posts crimes to facebook, especially when they're a cop.


And, says you, subby. I would gladly spend the rest of my life driving around drunk off my ass at 100mph in a Lambo. That would be awesome.

13 Dec 2012 08:27 AM
WelldeadLink     

fusillade762: He drove 100 miles? Where was he going?


I don't know, but it took him only an hour to get there.

13 Dec 2012 08:42 AM
Tanthalas39     
Is he a dentist?

13 Dec 2012 08:46 AM
doczoidberg     
Driving 100 miles drunk in a Lamborghini is no way to go through life

Yes, it is, actually.

13 Dec 2012 08:47 AM
theborg1of4     

SDRR: Farce-Side: I pity the LMFAO at the fool who posts crimes to facebook, especially when they're a cop.

And, says you, subby. I would gladly spend the rest of my life driving around drunk off my ass at 100mph in a Lambo. That would be awesome.


The flaw in that plan is that the end of your life wouldn't be that far off - better pack as much awesome into those few minutes as you can.

/notsureifserious.jpg
//YOLO hits BYODOT at 100mph
///But You Only Die Once Too

13 Dec 2012 08:49 AM
dickfreckle     
Genius.

What possesses so many people to post stupid, job-threatening bullsh*t online? THE INTERNET IS FOREVER. By the time you wise up and take it down, someone has already posted it somewhere else, or it's cached.

And this is the guy we're supposed to trust with a gun and a license to fark my day up if the mood strikes him?

13 Dec 2012 08:54 AM
slidillon     
PER HOUR

13 Dec 2012 08:55 AM
dickfreckle     

theborg1of4: The flaw in that plan is that the end of your life wouldn't be that far off - better pack as much awesome into those few minutes as you can.

/notsureifserious.jpg
//YOLO hits BYODOT at 100mph
///But You Only Die Once Too


I've already decided that once I get a terminal disease or what have you, I'm gunning my motorcycle into the Grand Canyon (or similarly bizarre place should I not be healthy enough to travel there). Fark it, man...who want's to die slowly and in a hospital bed? Motorcycles are my lifelong passion, and it only makes sense to die doing something you love.

13 Dec 2012 08:57 AM
Yellow Beard     
I am curious as to how a cop can afford a Lambo.

13 Dec 2012 09:10 AM
GameSprocket     
You boys like Mexico?!!!

13 Dec 2012 09:16 AM
Sandor at the Zoo     
Same side, Farva!

13 Dec 2012 09:18 AM
occamswrist     

Yellow Beard: I am curious as to how a cop can afford a Lambo.


My guess is the car was impounded and he took it for a spin.

So instead of his dept brushing this off he might get a stern talking to by his supervisor.

13 Dec 2012 09:24 AM
starsrift     

Mark Ratner: HotWingAgenda: When I was driving home from the office tonight, some pissant in a fire engine red Ferrari ran a red light to turn left in front of me at about 60 miles an hour. For a split second, I considered not slamming on my breaks... no one else at that intersection bothered breaking for him, so I wouldn't have been blamed.

Ferrari makes fire engines now? Sweet. Makes sense I guess in order to speed up the response time for 911 calls.


The problem with Ferraris is never the engine, it's the size of the hose that driver is equipped with.

13 Dec 2012 09:35 AM
lovegravy     
Forget how fast he was driving or if he was drunk, the real question is: How did someone with a police officer salary get a Lamborghini?

13 Dec 2012 09:42 AM
HBK     
So I'm guessing this was a citizen's impounded Lamborghini?

I'm more outraged about the theft than the drunk driving.

13 Dec 2012 09:46 AM
ChopperCharles     
100mph isn't even particularly fast. That's 2nd gear in a lambo. I mean, it's only 20mph more than most people drive on the highway. Granted, in my 1995 pickup, 100mph is shaking parts loose and taking two lanes to go in a straight line... but in a lambo you'd be hard pressed to tell 60mph from 100mph.

Charles.

13 Dec 2012 09:56 AM
jrw8778     

GameSprocket: You boys like Mexico?!!!


It took this long for a Super Troopers reference?

Son, I am disappoint.

13 Dec 2012 10:12 AM
Whiskey Dickens     

dickfreckle: I've already decided that once I get a terminal disease or what have you, I'm gunning my motorcycle into the Grand Canyon (or similarly bizarre place should I not be healthy enough to travel there). Fark it, man...who want's to die slowly and in a hospital bed? Motorcycles are my lifelong passion, and it only makes sense to die doing something you love.


This^

/I just checked your profile. Are you me?
//Am I your old profile that you stopped using?

13 Dec 2012 10:38 AM
inner ted     
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/poor quality, but fit like a glove
//near 50 comments in and i'm the bewbs for a top gear reference?
//near 50 comments in and i'm the bewbs for a pic of what a lambo may look like?
//next i'll hear about how we don't talk of bacon or share photos of sexy ladies
//& the world moves on
//what is the limit on slashies?

13 Dec 2012 10:40 AM
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