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   You rob a jewelry store, lead police on a high speed chase, ditch the car, carjack another one for another high speed chase, ditch that one, too, and run into a housing project...where the LAPD is having a toy drive

13 Dec 2012 08:08 AM   |   2820 clicks   |   CBS Los Angeles 2
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Shakespeare's Monkey    [TotalFark]  
Ta Daaaa!

13 Dec 2012 08:09 AM
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JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  
The suspect was finally taken into custody by dozens of cops after he jumped out of his car and ran on a baseball diamond in Watts.

I can just imagine the robber frantically running while looking behind his shoulder only to look forward and see dozens of cops.

13 Dec 2012 08:16 AM
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The Muthaship    [TotalFark]  
Good old Watts.

13 Dec 2012 08:20 AM
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way south     
Picture from the scene of the arrest?

dl.dropbox.com

13 Dec 2012 08:22 AM
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luktti     
They should be well dressed for the Ball of a Lifetime.

13 Dec 2012 08:27 AM
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skinink     
So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? Gigglin' and laughin' like a bunch of young broads sittin' in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. Five guys, sittin' in a bullpen, in San Quentin. All wondering how the fark they got there. What should we have done, what didn't we do, who's fault is it, is it my fault, your fault, his fault, all that bullshiat. Then one of them says, hey. Wait a minute. When we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around tellin' farkin' jokes! Get the message? Boys, I don't mean to holler at ya. When this caper's over - and I'm sure it'll be a successful one - we'll get down to the Hawaiian Islands, hell, I'll roll and laugh with all of ya. You'll find me a different character down there. Right now, it's a matter of business.

/Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick

13 Dec 2012 08:42 AM
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Your_Midnight_Man     
Did he get 5 stars?

13 Dec 2012 08:45 AM
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vygramul    [TotalFark]  
supercoolskiinstructor.jpg

13 Dec 2012 08:57 AM
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here to help     
She said students used a trash can as a restroom.

I bet that smelled WONDERFUL.

13 Dec 2012 09:02 AM
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Occam's Taser     
That's not stupidity; that's just straight up shiatty luck.

/except for the part where he robbed a jewelry store.

13 Dec 2012 09:06 AM
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SmackLT    [TotalFark]  

skinink: So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? Gigglin' and laughin' like a bunch of young broads sittin' in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. Five guys, sittin' in a bullpen, in San Quentin. All wondering how the fark they got there. What should we have done, what didn't we do, who's fault is it, is it my fault, your fault, his fault, all that bullshiat. Then one of them says, hey. Wait a minute. When we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around tellin' farkin' jokes! Get the message? Boys, I don't mean to holler at ya. When this caper's over - and I'm sure it'll be a successful one - we'll get down to the Hawaiian Islands, hell, I'll roll and laugh with all of ya. You'll find me a different character down there. Right now, it's a matter of business.

/Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick


Why do I gotta be Mr. Pink?

13 Dec 2012 09:12 AM
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mod3072     
No I don't.

13 Dec 2012 09:15 AM
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Clint_Torres    [TotalFark]  

here to help: She said students used a trash can as a restroom.


Came here to say this. How did that have ANY relevance to the story?

13 Dec 2012 09:32 AM
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lack of warmth     
This is exactly why you hire the Transporter.

13 Dec 2012 09:41 AM
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DownDaRiver    [TotalFark]  
Would have gotten away with to
If it weren't for those needy kids...


/can't believe I'm the first.....

13 Dec 2012 11:20 AM
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