Ta Daaaa!

The suspect was finally taken into custody by dozens of cops after he jumped out of his car and ran on a baseball diamond in Watts.

I can just imagine the robber frantically running while looking behind his shoulder only to look forward and see dozens of cops.

Good old Watts.

Picture from the scene of the arrest?

They should be well dressed for the Ball of a Lifetime.

So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? Gigglin' and laughin' like a bunch of young broads sittin' in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. Five guys, sittin' in a bullpen, in San Quentin. All wondering how the fark they got there. What should we have done, what didn't we do, who's fault is it, is it my fault, your fault, his fault, all that bullshiat. Then one of them says, hey. Wait a minute. When we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around tellin' farkin' jokes! Get the message? Boys, I don't mean to holler at ya. When this caper's over - and I'm sure it'll be a successful one - we'll get down to the Hawaiian Islands, hell, I'll roll and laugh with all of ya. You'll find me a different character down there. Right now, it's a matter of business.

/Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick

Did he get 5 stars?

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She said students used a trash can as a restroom.

I bet that smelled WONDERFUL.

That's not stupidity; that's just straight up shiatty luck.

/except for the part where he robbed a jewelry store.

skinink: So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? Gigglin' and laughin' like a bunch of young broads sittin' in a schoolyard. Well, let me tell a joke. Five guys, sittin' in a bullpen, in San Quentin. All wondering how the fark they got there. What should we have done, what didn't we do, who's fault is it, is it my fault, your fault, his fault, all that bullshiat. Then one of them says, hey. Wait a minute. When we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around tellin' farkin' jokes! Get the message? Boys, I don't mean to holler at ya. When this caper's over - and I'm sure it'll be a successful one - we'll get down to the Hawaiian Islands, hell, I'll roll and laugh with all of ya. You'll find me a different character down there. Right now, it's a matter of business.

/Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick

Why do I gotta be Mr. Pink?

No I don't.

here to help: She said students used a trash can as a restroom.

Came here to say this. How did that have ANY relevance to the story?

This is exactly why you hire the Transporter.

Would have gotten away with to
If it weren't for those needy kids...


/can't believe I'm the first.....