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   If you own a burger joint, there are probably better ways to market your new premium beef than by including a condom with every purchase

13 Dec 2012 08:23 AM   |   2623 clicks   |   Courier Mail
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colinspooky    [TotalFark]  
or not. Anyway, don't lots of people have sex? Why not promote doing it safely at the same time. Some people get upset at the stupidest things

13 Dec 2012 03:04 AM
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HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  
This would make more sense at a hog dog shop.

13 Dec 2012 03:24 AM
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doglover    [TotalFark]  
Other? Yes.

Better? No.

13 Dec 2012 03:36 AM
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AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
Maybe it's the lens or angle of the photo, but that looks like a terribly small condom package.

You'd never be able to fit it over the burger.

13 Dec 2012 03:49 AM
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theorellior    [TotalFark]  
If you make them out of beef bung, you could brand them "Swastika" condoms.

13 Dec 2012 08:28 AM
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Farce-Side     
Oh No! People might have secks!

13 Dec 2012 08:31 AM
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BoxOfBees     
I hope the condoms were shipped in padded envelopes. I can imagine people receiving the free condom and using it only to have it break. Then, pregnancy. Then lawsuits.

13 Dec 2012 08:34 AM
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Onkel Buck     
i253.photobucket.com
Did I hear "free condoms?"

13 Dec 2012 08:36 AM
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Cheron     
ad targeted at him: "You'll need this if you buy her one of our premium burgers."

ad targeted at her: "after one of our premium burgers you might want this to see if it really is better than sex."

13 Dec 2012 08:40 AM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
At least this means people will be practicing safe sex when they get busy in a Burger King bathroom.

i291.photobucket.com

13 Dec 2012 08:44 AM
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littlett's    [TotalFark]  
'I've never contacted a company to have a whinge before but I've got a couple of extra days off this week so I'm making an exception for you,'' he wrote.

''Yesterday you put a condom in my mailbox to try and inspire me to eat your burgers? Sorry I think you just lost a big chunk of market share to Grill'd and the local pub. At least they've got some shred of class.''


The guy had two days off and that's the best he could do?

13 Dec 2012 08:45 AM
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here to help     
OH NOES!! LATEX!!! MY DELICATE SENSIBILITIES!!!

Goddamned uptight c*ntboogers.

13 Dec 2012 08:46 AM
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LazarusLong42     
Heh. "Beef."

13 Dec 2012 08:49 AM
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Farce-Side     

Zion21: I don't know about you, but fast food burgers always turn me on! Why not hand these out in kid's meals too? [tipgnome.com image 15x15]


At that point, I think it's a little late for the condoms.

13 Dec 2012 08:50 AM
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  

here to help: OH NOES!! LATEX!!! MY DELICATE SENSIBILITIES!!!

Goddamned uptight c*ntboogers.


coontboogers are what remain after the chunky dick snot is blown out.

13 Dec 2012 08:50 AM
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Primitive Screwhead    [TotalFark]  
Aren't condoms usually filled with pork or baloney?

13 Dec 2012 08:51 AM
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bearded clamorer    [TotalFark]  
"Special sauce" on the side?

13 Dec 2012 08:54 AM
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NeoBad     
Came for Belldar chewing a condom...left disappointed, but it is still early in the day....

13 Dec 2012 08:54 AM
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here to help     

FirstNationalBastard: coontboogers are what remain after the chunky dick snot is blown out.


♫ ♪ "Pick 'em, lick 'em. Roll 'em up and flick 'em." ♪ ♫

13 Dec 2012 08:55 AM
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fruitloop    [TotalFark]  
''We've had a parent complain and say if their child found that in the letterbox that would be concerning,'' he said.

louisck_youdon'twanttotalktoyouruglyc hildforfivefarkingminutes.jpg

/that's a long file name
//that's what she said
///whinge

13 Dec 2012 09:01 AM
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offmymeds     

Zion21: I don't know about you, but fast food burgers always turn me on! Why not hand these out in kid's meals too? [tipgnome.com image 15x15]


Yes! Yes! What kid wouldn't have hours of fun with his free condom balloon?

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13 Dec 2012 09:06 AM
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vudukungfu     
God knows what's in the beef patty. The lettuce is grown in poopy dirt. The tomatoes are full of pesticides. The fries are covered in a healthy dose of grease. There are people starving allover the world. People being killed and maimed by their own governments. But you put something farking sterile near me and I'm OUTRAGED.

More people should wear condoms all the time. Every single time.
That is what is outrageous. People breeding indiscriminately.

13 Dec 2012 09:07 AM
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Gordon Bennett     
Next time send free drugs instead.

13 Dec 2012 09:07 AM
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wambu     
i.imgur.com

13 Dec 2012 09:11 AM
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Boudica's War Tampon     
I like my sex like I like my onions. On the side.

13 Dec 2012 09:20 AM
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MagicMissile     
Hey boys and girls! Choke on this hamburger and die of a heart attack. And here's a condom so you don't reproduce!

13 Dec 2012 09:22 AM
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oldfarthenry    [TotalFark]  
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That after-dinner mint smelled like Mom's breath & tasted like rubber! WTF?

13 Dec 2012 09:24 AM
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LOTN     

oldfarthenry: [i1151.photobucket.com image 420x297]
That after-dinner mint smelled like Mom's breath & tasted like rubber! WTF?


This picture has moved from "ha ha fat kids" to "oh god what is wrong with people". I think I might be developing some sort of empathy, or morality, or something. Someone help me

13 Dec 2012 09:46 AM
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Sefton     
<a href="http://s1263.photobucket.com/alb ums/markkd11/?action=view¤ t=bsbs_DiningRm_Fr.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i1263.photobucket.com/albu ms/ii634/markkd11/bsbs_DiningRm_ Fr.jpg" width="432" height="247"></a>

13 Dec 2012 10:10 AM
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funzyr     
They probably thought it was a safe bet.

13 Dec 2012 10:35 AM
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Clemkadidlefark     

Onkel Buck: [i253.photobucket.com image 635x422]
Did I hear "free condoms?"


You get big love for that

13 Dec 2012 11:30 AM
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Analgesic     
I guess you could say their burgers are *puts on sunglasses* fark a bull.
yeeeeeaaaaahhh

/too lazy to find the meme generator used earlier

13 Dec 2012 02:19 PM
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MattyBlast    [TotalFark]  
And here I thought you weren't supposed to mix business with pleasure.

13 Dec 2012 04:08 PM
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YouSaidWhat     
i1171.photobucket.com

13 Dec 2012 04:44 PM
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