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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
Another update?

13 Dec 2012 05:52 AM
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snuff3r    [TotalFark]  

fusillade762: Another update?


Came here to +1 that headline but now subby, you're going to have to split it with the Weeners. Win, all round.

13 Dec 2012 06:44 AM
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syrynxx    [TotalFark]  
He's been fitted with a heuristic ankle bracelet to watch for any suspicious behaviour.

13 Dec 2012 07:31 AM
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sexorcisst     
The city of Miami braces itself for a possible trojan horse.

13 Dec 2012 07:57 AM
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Chinchillazilla     
McAfee, how are you supposed to stop viruses when you can't even hide from the authorities?

13 Dec 2012 07:59 AM
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BigBooper     
Isn't his brain completely fried by mind altering drugs that he's been experimenting with?

13 Dec 2012 08:00 AM
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kayanlau     
Free in the physical sense. No so much when it comes to the mental sense of the word.

13 Dec 2012 08:01 AM
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way south     
It'll only last 21 days.

13 Dec 2012 08:01 AM
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ZzeusS     
How to get away with murder.

13 Dec 2012 08:01 AM
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StoPPeRmobile     
"Federal officials escorted the 67-year-old Internet antivirus pioneer through customs spirit him out a side door, out of the view of reporters, according to Miami International Airport's communication director, Greg Chin."

I wonder what was smuggled into the country.

13 Dec 2012 08:02 AM
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SockMonkeyHolocaust     
At least now he will have access to all the young women and drugs he needs to really party down until he kills someone here like that DuPont guy.

13 Dec 2012 08:04 AM
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Day_Old_Dutchie     

snuff3r: fusillade762: Another update?

Came here to +1 that headline but now subby, you're going to have to split it with the Weeners. Win, all round.


img594.imageshack.us

Ha! Filter pwn3d!

13 Dec 2012 08:09 AM
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Elegy     

BigBooper: Isn't his brain completely fried by mind altering drugs that he's been experimenting with?


FTFA: He said he had never used the drug, and said statements that he had were part of an elaborate prank.

There you go. He said statements that it was all an elaborate prank.

13 Dec 2012 08:10 AM
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Fuggin Bizzy     
Cool story, bro. No, seriously. First I've heard of it. Fascinating.

/Too early for A/V jokes.

13 Dec 2012 08:11 AM
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freewill    [TotalFark]  
"It was the most gracious expulsion I've ever experienced," he said.

13 Dec 2012 08:19 AM
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Cormee     
It's good to be the king

13 Dec 2012 08:20 AM
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suid     

way south: It'll only last 21 days.


Came for that. Thanks.

13 Dec 2012 08:25 AM
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gregory311     
What a McAfee might look like : Fred

13 Dec 2012 08:28 AM
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Endive Wombat    [TotalFark]  
I know very little about this...

Is he actually accused of murdering his neighbor/is there a large amount of evidence pointing to him as the murderer or is he running from the authorities simply because the idea of being questioned by the authorities in the first place is scary to him?

What am I not grasping here?

13 Dec 2012 08:34 AM
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RaverRevolution     
During his three-week journey, said McAfee, he disguised himself as handicapped, dyed his hair seven times and hid in many different places during his three-week journey.

I guess Yahoo News is now using 2nd graders to write their stories.

13 Dec 2012 08:38 AM
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Marcintosh     
During his three-week journey, said McAfee, he disguised himself as handicapped, dyed his hair seven times and hid in many different places during his three-week journey.

hilarious - he would tend to stick out a bit when I think about my Guatemalan friends.

13 Dec 2012 08:40 AM
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Tatterdemalian     
Okay, so his neighbor complained about his dogs, then his dogs were poisoned, then the neighbor was killed, then he was arrested for the neighbor's death, and now he's back here.

Funny how people who get so chafed by restrictive "rule by law" suddenly are so appreciative of it after finding out how easy it is for "rule by decree" to turn against them.

/libertarians take note
//also, this is why we have that "accountability" and "transparency" thing, not to mention "innocent until proven guilty"

13 Dec 2012 08:41 AM
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SkunkWerks     
McAfee sucks.

13 Dec 2012 08:42 AM
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freewill    [TotalFark]  

Endive Wombat: I know very little about this...

Is he actually accused of murdering his neighbor/is there a large amount of evidence pointing to him as the murderer or is he running from the authorities simply because the idea of being questioned by the authorities in the first place is scary to him?

What am I not grasping here?


He fled the United States to escape a civil judgment, built a fortified compound in the jungle guarded by gangs and stuffed with prostitutes, then his neighbor turned up dead and he was the considered likely suspect.

In other words, which of those two stories is the case is a matter of who you ask. McAfee claims the government forces who have been raiding his compound can't get to him any other way than by framing him and that he has a lot of "enemies" who want to kill him, the government claims the James Bond supervillain lifestyle finally got to him.

13 Dec 2012 08:42 AM
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drewsclues     

Endive Wombat: I know very little about this...

Is he actually accused of murdering his neighbor/is there a large amount of evidence pointing to him as the murderer or is he running from the authorities simply because the idea of being questioned by the authorities in the first place is scary to him?

What am I not grasping here?


Kinda everything. On the one hand, Belize is corrupt as hell. On the other, he's batshiat insane. We'll find out soon enough.

13 Dec 2012 08:44 AM
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skinink     
I hope they send him back to Belize.

13 Dec 2012 08:45 AM
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WelldeadLink     

RaverRevolution: During his three-week journey, said McAfee, he disguised himself as handicapped, dyed his hair seven times and hid in many different places during his three-week journey.

I guess Yahoo News is now using 2nd graders to write their stories.


I guess you're right, I guess.

13 Dec 2012 08:46 AM
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Aexia     

Endive Wombat: Is he actually accused of murdering his neighbor/is there a large amount of evidence pointing to him as the murderer or is he running from the authorities simply because the idea of being questioned by the authorities in the first place is scary to him?


The latter. He believes the Belize police will kill him.

I think one of his sketchy bodyguards decided to take the initiative and kill the neighbor for killing the boss's dogs.

13 Dec 2012 08:47 AM
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Tanthalas39     

Endive Wombat: I know very little about this...

Is he actually accused of murdering his neighbor/is there a large amount of evidence pointing to him as the murderer or is he running from the authorities simply because the idea of being questioned by the authorities in the first place is scary to him?

What am I not grasping here?


Your johnson?

13 Dec 2012 08:47 AM
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special20    [TotalFark]  
He finally figured out that he can bribe the police?

13 Dec 2012 08:49 AM
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Optimus Primate     
During his three-week journey, said McAfee, he disguised himself as handicapped, dyed his hair seven times and hid in many different places during his three-week journey.

13 Dec 2012 08:49 AM
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Tatterdemalian     

drewsclues: Kinda everything. On the one hand, Belize is corrupt as hell. On the other, he's batshiat insane. We'll find out soon enough.


Not so sure I'd call it "insane," so much as "determined to come out ahead, no matter who he steps on or what laws he has to flout along the way."

/not crazy, just evil, really
//only reason we can't call it what it is, is because the media has spent too much effort convincing us that only conservatives can be "evil," and would rather die than admit there might be more to "evil" than just refusing to call a horse's tail a leg

13 Dec 2012 08:49 AM
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Generation_D    [TotalFark]  

freewill: Endive Wombat: I know very little about this...

Is he actually accused of murdering his neighbor/is there a large amount of evidence pointing to him as the murderer or is he running from the authorities simply because the idea of being questioned by the authorities in the first place is scary to him?

What am I not grasping here?

He fled the United States to escape a civil judgment, built a fortified compound in the jungle guarded by gangs and stuffed with prostitutes, then his neighbor turned up dead and he was the considered likely suspect.

In other words, which of those two stories is the case is a matter of who you ask. McAfee claims the government forces who have been raiding his compound can't get to him any other way than by framing him and that he has a lot of "enemies" who want to kill him, the government claims the James Bond supervillain lifestyle finally got to him.


Correct. And while in Central America in his fortified compound, he regularly posted updates about how to home-cook "bath salts" into new and different designer drugs, including detail on what taking them was like.

A cracked out rich white guy wore out his welcome, annoyed too many locals, probably was high most of the time he did it, and then came running home to momma.

Pretty effin pathetic. If your only job is "live comfortably off your billions in life earnings" and you mess that up, you're worthless. See Phil Spector.

13 Dec 2012 08:50 AM
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Generation_D    [TotalFark]  

Aexia: Endive Wombat: Is he actually accused of murdering his neighbor/is there a large amount of evidence pointing to him as the murderer or is he running from the authorities simply because the idea of being questioned by the authorities in the first place is scary to him?

The latter. He believes the Belize police will kill him.

I think one of his sketchy bodyguards decided to take the initiative and kill the neighbor for killing the boss's dogs.


Or was acting more or less with the boss's tacit approval...

13 Dec 2012 08:51 AM
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Tatterdemalian     

Generation_D: Or was acting more or less with the boss's tacit approval...


Or maybe would have taken a bullet to the face as well if he's got in the guard's way, especially if the guard was the one responsible for caring and raising the dogs and decided to make their deaths a matter for personal vengeance.

/one thing's for sure, we'll never know for certain
//rule of law FTW

13 Dec 2012 08:56 AM
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JonnyG     

WelldeadLink: RaverRevolution: During his three-week journey, said McAfee, he disguised himself as handicapped, dyed his hair seven times and hid in many different places during his three-week journey.

I guess Yahoo News is now using 2nd graders to write their stories.

I guess you're right, I guess.


Hell, they didn't even get three full sentences in before managing to screw it up.

Federal officials escorted the 67-year-old Internet antivirus pioneer through customs spirit him out a side door...

I don't expect much better these days, so there's that...

13 Dec 2012 09:00 AM
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sseye     
I enjoyed th Guardian interview where he said he takes the product off his own computer because it's "too annoying".

Also hate that Adobe tries to sneak it on your computer during flash updates. Thanks for teaching my kids that malware tricks are legitimate, farkers.

13 Dec 2012 09:03 AM
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Boudica's War Tampon     
Thank God for the American dollar...er,...American justice system!

13 Dec 2012 09:06 AM
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cygnusx13     

Tatterdemalian: drewsclues: Kinda everything. On the one hand, Belize is corrupt as hell. On the other, he's batshiat insane. We'll find out soon enough.

Not so sure I'd call it "insane," so much as "determined to come out ahead, no matter who he steps on or what laws he has to flout along the way."

/not crazy, just evil, really
//only reason we can't call it what it is, is because the media has spent too much effort convincing us that only conservatives can be "evil," and would rather die than admit there might be more to "evil" than just refusing to call a horse's tail a leg


Wut?

13 Dec 2012 09:10 AM
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martid4    [TotalFark]  
Will he be killing anyone in Miami?

13 Dec 2012 09:12 AM
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zez     
I had both of my boys reading books before they were 3, it's not that hard.

/off to read the cleavage

13 Dec 2012 09:17 AM
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zez     
now off to post in the proper thread

13 Dec 2012 09:18 AM
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Adam Probolsky     
Danny Bonaduce?

13 Dec 2012 09:19 AM
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mod3072     

ZzeusS: How to get away with murder.


Step 1: Be rich

13 Dec 2012 09:19 AM
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RobotSpider     
Remember, kids, don't let anyone tell you money can't buy everything. In this guy's case, it bought him "love" (20-year old Brazilian) and a "murder-someone-and-get-away-with-it" card.

13 Dec 2012 09:21 AM
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kona    [TotalFark]  
Bath salts + Miami = yummy brains

13 Dec 2012 09:24 AM
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Billy Bathsalt     
As someone looking for a job as a writer, I'm looking for a job as a writer.


/we had somebody younger in mind.
//off to do some manual labor.
///spiriting out the side door.

13 Dec 2012 09:31 AM
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Wardrobe_Malfunction     

drewsclues: What am I not grasping here?

Kinda everything. On the one hand, Belize is corrupt as hell. On the other, he's batshiat insane. We'll find out soon enough.



No we won't.

13 Dec 2012 09:37 AM
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CheatCommando     

Tatterdemalian: Not so sure I'd call it "insane," so much as "determined to come out ahead, no matter who he steps on or what laws he has to flout along the way."


That's the DSM version of sociopathy, which is a form of insanity.

13 Dec 2012 09:39 AM
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larrimo     

drewsclues: Endive Wombat: I know very little about this...

Is he actually accused of murdering his neighbor/is there a large amount of evidence pointing to him as the murderer or is he running from the authorities simply because the idea of being questioned by the authorities in the first place is scary to him?

What am I not grasping here?

Kinda everything. On the one hand, Belize is corrupt as hell. On the other, he's batshiat insane. We'll find out soon enough.


HEY!

We're not as bad as you make us sound.

13 Dec 2012 10:23 AM
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