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ZAZ: The cause turned out to be a space experiment, releasing gases into low earth orbit or the upper atmosphere.
Summoner101: Is this like an Argentinian politician skipping town to be with his US mistress?
abhorrent1: I'm gonna take that road. First I need to put out a classified ad for someone to come with me though.
Mirrorz: I did the same thing for 10years driving to work every morning. Vaguely remember waking up and the next thing I know I'm angry and pulling in to the parking garage.
Maus III: Summoner101: Is this like an Argentinian politician skipping town to be with his US mistress?How about this: you shut your goddamn mouth before I kick your goddamn teeth down your throat and shut it for you.
jtown: After several minutes had elapsed, they noticed that they continued the trip without any further incident, but without any recollection of the distance they had already covered.Yeah, that's called exhaustion. It happened to me a couple times when I was working 70+ hours per week. I'd get on the twisty mountain road to home and then I'd be in the driveway with no memory of the 30 mile drive.
Mad_Radhu: Anyone else read the headline in Cave Johnson's voice?
TXEric: Happens to me every time I drive from DFW to SE KS to visit family.We call it "Oklahoma".
Rev.K: Mad_Radhu: Anyone else read the headline in Cave Johnson's voice?Yes, which is why I posted a Cave Johnson quote upthread.
Rev.K: "If you've cut yourself at all in the course of these tests, you might have noticed that your blood is pure gasoline. That's normal. We've been shooting you with an invisible laser that's supposed to turn blood into gasoline, so all that means is, it's working."
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