Why would I listen to those government-controlled eggheads when I can listen to Nancy Lieder, who talks with aliens?

Diogenes: Why would I listen to those government-controlled eggheads when I can listen to Nancy Lieder, who talks with aliens?

hahaha oh my, that site is still up? Was it 2003 they predicted the pole shift? Trouble times indeed. I wonder what would happen if she had Time Cube guy's baby.

NASA should say, "frankly we don't know if the world is going to end or not. But if you think it might, it's probably wise to off yourself now and beat the rush"

Of course they'd say that. They don't want us to panic.  It's just like how the Nazis told their prisoners that they were about to get a shower.
 
 
/Did he just bring Hitler into this?

nekom: hahaha oh my, that site is still up? Was it 2003 they predicted the pole shift? Trouble times indeed. I wonder what would happen if she had Time Cube guy's baby.

Had a baby? Please. If Nancy Lieder's vagina had ever been touched by anything other than the soothing, sandpapery caress of a cat's tongue, there would be no ZetaTalk website.

nekom: Diogenes: Why would I listen to those government-controlled eggheads when I can listen to Nancy Lieder, who talks with aliens?

hahaha oh my, that site is still up? Was it 2003 they predicted the pole shift? Trouble times indeed. I wonder what would happen if she had Time Cube guy's baby.

After a couple of huge fails, I don't understand why anyone would go back. We're not talking nuance here. "World ends on day X." Day X passes. You can't really claim you forgot to carry the one. Or that these supposedly hyperintelligent aliens that talk to you messed up their math. Or in the case of Camping, Jesus made a boo-boo. People who believe all that crap, no matter who's slinging it, I really believe have a serious mental disorder.

Damn. I guess I'll have to wrap presents then.

Pfft. Most people have never even seen the real calendar, the secret one.

NASA: *sigh* No, idiots, the world is not ending

Yes it is. Eventually.

Hmmm...Mayans, NASA...Mayans, NASA....decisions, decisions.

As long as Honey Boo Boo is still on the air, I am keeping with the idea of everything ending next week.

They're going to fake film of the world ending out in the desert, and funnel all the money into putting secret surveillance on anyone who knows the truth.

Yeah, the government would tell you that, wouldn't they?

Are there actually people who believe the world is ending? I mean, more-so than any other arbitrary date?

dittybopper: NASA: *sigh* No, idiots, the world is not ending

Yes it is. Eventually.

The sun will end long before the Earth does, barring a random massive meteor strike that shreds the planet.

starsrift: dittybopper: NASA: *sigh* No, idiots, the world is not ending

Yes it is. Eventually.

The sun will end long before the Earth does, barring a random massive meteor strike that shreds the planet.

What are the odds of that happening?

James!: Of course they'd say that. They don't want us to panic.  It's just like how the Nazis told their prisoners that they were about to get a shower.
 
 
/Did he just bring Hitler into this?

I... I did not think it possible to Godwin this thread.

well we are going through some meteors right now. and there was a huge asteroid that snuck up on us the other day that no one knew was there until it was about 2 days away.

starsrift: The sun will end long before the Earth does, barring a random massive meteor strike that shreds the planet.

Won't the sun consume the earth when it goes red giant?

Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Are there actually people who believe the world is ending? I mean, more-so than any other arbitrary date?

My sister-in-law used to think that. She also thinks she's psychic. Then some guy on the internet sent her an e-mail saying that the Mayans forgot to include leap years, so we're good to go for another couple of months.

Unavailable for comment... yet...

Rev. Skarekroe: starsrift: The sun will end long before the Earth does, barring a random massive meteor strike that shreds the planet.

Won't the sun consume the earth when it goes red giant?

That's why I'm building a rocket to send my only son to a safer planet with a younger sun.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: James!: Of course they'd say that. They don't want us to panic.  It's just like how the Nazis told their prisoners that they were about to get a shower.
 
 
/Did he just bring Hitler into this?

I... I did not think it possible to Godwin this thread.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

When the world ends on schedule, boy will their faces be red.

WhippingBoy: some guy on the internet sent her an e-mail saying that the Mayans forgot to include leap years

I'm going to punch the next person that says the Mayan calendar is more accurate than 'X', especially if X is a clock.

- it doesn't even have leap days
- Calendars are yardsticks, clocks are machines.

Unlike the May 21 2011 doomsday, it seems that hardly anybody actually believes this one. Using Kurrently last year I found hundreds of people preparing for rapture. This time around I can find plenty of discussion, but nobody who is actually expecting it. There are a few new-age flakes who are "rolling with whatever happens," but that's about it.

Diogenes: Rev. Skarekroe: starsrift: The sun will end long before the Earth does, barring a random massive meteor strike that shreds the planet.

Won't the sun consume the earth when it goes red giant?

That's why I'm building a rocket to send my only son to a safer planet with a younger sun.

Thank you for the Neil Young earworm.

This is the way the world will end
This is the way the world will end
This is the way the world will end
Not with a bang, but with a whisper

probesport: Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

That is troubling, but did it start with an earthquake? Birds? Snakes? Aeroplanes? I mean really.... this is important to know.

Dad, NASA called you an idiot.

What? You're going to believe a bunch of lab-coat squints over a carved rock from an extinct civilization?

palelizard: When the world ends on schedule, boy will their faces be red.

I realize, in fairness, not for very long.

The really interesting thing is that even if you take the Mayan mythology as gospel, they aren't even predicting the end of the world. It is merely one of their longer cycles, not unlike 2001 when our calendar predicted not the end of the world, but a new millenium.

starsrift: dittybopper: NASA: *sigh* No, idiots, the world is not ending

Yes it is. Eventually.

The sun will end long before the Earth does, barring a random massive meteor strike that shreds the planet.

The Earth does not have an infinite existence. It will eventually be destroyed.

Why is NASA talking about the mayan calendar? NASA=Space, mayan=ancient civilization.
unless NASA knows something we dont...

dittybopper: NASA: *sigh* No, idiots, the world is not ending

Yes it is. Eventually.

We are long overdue for a handful of global killers. It will happen and relatively soon, but next week, yeah right. So far I have lived through the world is ganna end in 84,92 and 00. I'm pretty sure that 12/21 will be no different.

NASA are such good stewards of the taxpayer's money that they would not be spending money on this iF IT WASN'T A MASSIVE COVER-UP!

Thus is why NASA never gets invited to parties.

I'm thrilled Dec 21st is a Friday. This will let us really enjoy celebrating the possible end of the world.

So what if NASA can find *astronomical* reasons the world won't end? You can't prove this negative until the midnight on the international date line west.

Until then, NASA should shut its pieholes and let people enjoy themselves with this nice distraction.

And if the world doesn't end on the 21st, I have a calendar that shows Dec 31, 2012 as the last day so maybe the world will end that day instead.

oblig

It won't be expanding for billions of years yet, Alvy. And we've gotta try to enjoy ourselves while we're here!

occamswrist: And if the world doesn't end on the 21st, I have a calendar that shows Dec 31, 2012 as the last day so maybe the world will end that day instead.

I have a day-to-day flip calendar. So every day is like the end of the world for me. How can I be sure the rest of the days after today aren't blank? I'm afraid to look.

blatz514: oblig

That's the downside to this whole thing. People are playing more REM. I hate REM.

BunkoSquad: NASA should say, "frankly we don't know if the world is going to end or not. But if you think it might, it's probably wise to off yourself now and beat the rush"

sir, i lost my kool-aid, may i have another?

you haven't been given the kool-aid yet!!!

/awww

dittybopper: starsrift: dittybopper: NASA: *sigh* No, idiots, the world is not ending

Yes it is. Eventually.

The sun will end long before the Earth does, barring a random massive meteor strike that shreds the planet.

The Earth does not have an infinite existence. It will eventually be destroyed.

And the human race will be gone from it long before that happens.

KingKauff: This is the way the world will end
This is the way the world will end
This is the way the world will end
Not with a bang, but with a whisper

As long as I live, I will never understand why people keep getting duped by every other doomsday theorist and his monkey's uncle.

You dicks. It's called science. Study it out.

Shut up NASA!! I'm making a killing selling Apocalypse insurance!

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Are there actually people who believe the world is ending? I mean, more-so than any other arbitrary date?

There are people that don't want to think that read websites on the internet, see the words 'end of the world', and expect armageddon. The internet is only happy to perpetuate it for page views, likes, shares, comments, etc.

oldfarthenry: [i1151.photobucket.com image 640x432]
Dad, NASA called you an idiot.

What? You're going to believe a bunch of lab-coat squints over a carved rock from an extinct civilization?

well, technically a complete misinterpretation of a carved rock from an extinct civilization.