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   Using Facebook, Twitter and YouTube in bed is ruining our sex lives, according to scientists. Unconfirmed reports state the three internet giants may merge and be re-named YouTwitFace

13 Dec 2012 09:24 AM   |   1686 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
It's the same problem that having a TV in the bedroom has been for decades. It's bad for your sex life and it's bad for your sleep patterns; and those are my two favorite things.

13 Dec 2012 09:10 AM
MrCheeks     
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13 Dec 2012 09:37 AM
Bondith     
Believe me, if I had a sex life I wouldn't be using Youtube in bed.

/stupid long distance

13 Dec 2012 09:38 AM
FloydA    [TotalFark]  
Oh baloney. If it wasn't for the internet, most farkers would have no sex life at all.

13 Dec 2012 09:39 AM
pute kisses like a man     
see also: marriage, being single and alone forever, being poor, having children, two income family, no income family, obesity, working out too much, not working out enough, eating too much, not eating enough, etc.

it's like everything that is not having sex is bad for your sex life.

13 Dec 2012 09:40 AM
Albert911emt     
I would definately be a frequent user of any site called YouTwitFace.

\I hope subby isn't lying

13 Dec 2012 09:45 AM
Parmenius     
Strangely, Farking in bed usually precludes farking in bed.

13 Dec 2012 09:45 AM
dchurch0     
I like FaceYouTwit better.

13 Dec 2012 09:49 AM
AsprinBurn     
How YOU doin'? Why don't you and I go back to MySpace and you can let me Twitter all over your Facebook? You'd like that, wouldn't you? Yeah.

13 Dec 2012 09:53 AM
Skwrl     

MrCheeks: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 190x240]


Beat me to it. And I'm not even sure he was the first one to use that joke...

13 Dec 2012 10:06 AM
ReapTheChaos     

Sybarite: It's the same problem that having a TV in the bedroom has been for decades. It's bad for your sex life and it's bad for your sleep patterns; and those are my two favorite things.


Actually i can't sleep without the TV on, keep the volume set low and the flicker of the light from the TV makes me sleep like a baby.

13 Dec 2012 10:18 AM
No Such Agency    [TotalFark]  
Bondith:
Believe me, if I had a sex life I wouldn't be using Youtube in bed.

/stupid long distance marriage


... because if you aren't in the mood yet again, honey, I might as well make you watch Maru jumping into small boxes for 20 minutes.

13 Dec 2012 10:24 AM
Cheron     
Simple solution, on Tuesdays, Fridays and Saturdays you can only post what you are doing in bed on social media sites. The other four days you can use for research on different things to do.

"Honey, the Jone's are getting more likes and have more views than us we need to mix things up."

13 Dec 2012 10:38 AM
Mr. Coffee Nerves    [TotalFark]  
Well, sure. Especially when she tweets "Wow, Coffee's sex face really reminds me of John Merrick" mid-thrust.

This is AFTER she tweeted "This guy thinks I take *Discover* - #Loser"

13 Dec 2012 10:48 AM
xelnia     
Way to force that joke in there, subby.

13 Dec 2012 10:49 AM
A Fark Handle     

Sybarite: It's the same problem that having a TV in the bedroom has been for decades. It's bad for your sex life and it's bad for your sleep patterns; and those are my two favorite things.


done in one.

13 Dec 2012 10:55 AM
vodka     

ReapTheChaos: Actually i can't sleep without the TV on, keep the volume set low and the flicker of the light from the TV makes me sleep like a baby.


That's only because you did it so much that it's a habit. It's not a healthy habit either. Light at night, especially flickering light is really bad for you mental health.

13 Dec 2012 10:58 AM
apachevoyeur     
My right hand is ruining my sex life. The five digit tramp just can't get enough of me and leaves nothing for the wife.

13 Dec 2012 11:26 AM
Clemkadidlefark     
Well, the wife and I use our genitals so I don;t understand this article

13 Dec 2012 11:27 AM
I May Be Crazy But...     
If you're in bed with someone you like having sex with and your computer is more interesting than that person, don't blame the computer for the fact that you don't want to have sex.

13 Dec 2012 11:37 AM
FloydA    [TotalFark]  

ReapTheChaos: Sybarite: It's the same problem that having a TV in the bedroom has been for decades. It's bad for your sex life and it's bad for your sleep patterns; and those are my two favorite things.

Actually i can't sleep without the TV on, keep the volume set low and the flicker of the light from the TV makes me sleep like a baby.


I'll keep that in mind if I ever want to wake up every few hours, screaming and soaked in urine.

/never understood that phrase.

13 Dec 2012 12:07 PM
costermonger    [TotalFark]  
Wife + iPad + PornHub + no plans in the next couple hours = fun.

13 Dec 2012 02:02 PM
ObscureNameHere     
Do people actually Twitter what they are doing WHILE in bed?

'Alright sexy time!'

'D1ck out ready to go!'

'D1ck going in.....yeah!'

'She's making that weird noise again.'

13 Dec 2012 04:32 PM
Jenna Tellya     
Reminds me of when Facebook and Myspace merged years ago to create Myface, with their slogan "Come On!"

14 Dec 2012 01:03 AM
belhade     
This headline reminds me of a friend in high school, Ben, who wanted to Control the Internet. He figured, if he created his own startup ISP and with some wrangling and a bit of luck, buy out some content providers. Ultimately, it would be called Benjamin's Net & Yahoo.

14 Dec 2012 01:54 AM
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