It's the same problem that having a TV in the bedroom has been for decades. It's bad for your sex life and it's bad for your sleep patterns; and those are my two favorite things.

Believe me, if I had a sex life I wouldn't be using Youtube in bed.

/stupid long distance

Oh baloney. If it wasn't for the internet, most farkers would have no sex life at all.

see also: marriage, being single and alone forever, being poor, having children, two income family, no income family, obesity, working out too much, not working out enough, eating too much, not eating enough, etc.

it's like everything that is not having sex is bad for your sex life.

I would definately be a frequent user of any site called YouTwitFace.

\I hope subby isn't lying

Strangely, Farking in bed usually precludes farking in bed.

I like FaceYouTwit better.

How YOU doin'? Why don't you and I go back to MySpace and you can let me Twitter all over your Facebook? You'd like that, wouldn't you? Yeah.

MrCheeks: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 190x240]

Beat me to it. And I'm not even sure he was the first one to use that joke...

Sybarite: It's the same problem that having a TV in the bedroom has been for decades. It's bad for your sex life and it's bad for your sleep patterns; and those are my two favorite things.

Actually i can't sleep without the TV on, keep the volume set low and the flicker of the light from the TV makes me sleep like a baby.

Bondith:
Believe me, if I had a sex life I wouldn't be using Youtube in bed.

/stupid long distance marriage

... because if you aren't in the mood yet again, honey, I might as well make you watch Maru jumping into small boxes for 20 minutes.

Simple solution, on Tuesdays, Fridays and Saturdays you can only post what you are doing in bed on social media sites. The other four days you can use for research on different things to do.

"Honey, the Jone's are getting more likes and have more views than us we need to mix things up."

Well, sure. Especially when she tweets "Wow, Coffee's sex face really reminds me of John Merrick" mid-thrust.

This is AFTER she tweeted "This guy thinks I take *Discover* - #Loser"

Way to force that joke in there, subby.

Sybarite: It's the same problem that having a TV in the bedroom has been for decades. It's bad for your sex life and it's bad for your sleep patterns; and those are my two favorite things.

done in one.

ReapTheChaos: Actually i can't sleep without the TV on, keep the volume set low and the flicker of the light from the TV makes me sleep like a baby.

That's only because you did it so much that it's a habit. It's not a healthy habit either. Light at night, especially flickering light is really bad for you mental health.

My right hand is ruining my sex life. The five digit tramp just can't get enough of me and leaves nothing for the wife.

Well, the wife and I use our genitals so I don;t understand this article

If you're in bed with someone you like having sex with and your computer is more interesting than that person, don't blame the computer for the fact that you don't want to have sex.

ReapTheChaos: Sybarite: It's the same problem that having a TV in the bedroom has been for decades. It's bad for your sex life and it's bad for your sleep patterns; and those are my two favorite things.

Actually i can't sleep without the TV on, keep the volume set low and the flicker of the light from the TV makes me sleep like a baby.

I'll keep that in mind if I ever want to wake up every few hours, screaming and soaked in urine.

/never understood that phrase.

Wife + iPad + PornHub + no plans in the next couple hours = fun.

Do people actually Twitter what they are doing WHILE in bed?

'Alright sexy time!'

'D1ck out ready to go!'

'D1ck going in.....yeah!'

'She's making that weird noise again.'

Reminds me of when Facebook and Myspace merged years ago to create Myface, with their slogan "Come On!"

This headline reminds me of a friend in high school, Ben, who wanted to Control the Internet. He figured, if he created his own startup ISP and with some wrangling and a bit of luck, buy out some content providers. Ultimately, it would be called Benjamin's Net & Yahoo.