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13 Dec 2012 01:20 PM   |   8783 clicks   |   CBC
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PapaChester     
"No, our children's safety is what matters, and our piece of mind knowing that our kids can go to school and be safe. I don't know what to say. I'm just so emotional. I could just break right down, but I'm so happy," she said."

If only there was a word to describe such pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.
Doesn't really matter if there is. This parent is still a major douche bag.

13 Dec 2012 11:06 AM
kronicfeld    [TotalFark]  
Speight was charged in March 2008 with five counts of willfully engaging in indecent acts. Police said he called women over to his car and masturbated in front of them. In each case the women fled and he did not pursue them.

and

"Look, I am ecstatic. I am so happy, so happy," said Myra Jodrey, who has a son in Grade 6.

"Our kids are our lives and we would do anything to keep them safe. And I'm so pleased that they have come to this decision."

"No, our children's safety is what matters, and our piece of mind knowing that our kids can go to school and be safe. I don't know what to say. I'm just so emotional. I could just break right down, but I'm so happy," she said.


In what world do these parents think that their children weren't "safe."

13 Dec 2012 11:12 AM
olddeegee    [TotalFark]  
"An appeal board said Speight had good performance reviews.."
I read that the women all ran away. How good could the performance have been?

13 Dec 2012 11:25 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
♫ Here's my ding, are you looking
Stick around, for my booking
What an interesting sight
For a teacher at night
Driving with his wiener in his hand ♫

13 Dec 2012 11:55 AM
Apos     
After a Speight of improper conduct, why wouldn't this be welcome news?

13 Dec 2012 12:12 PM
RedPhoenix122    [TotalFark]  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ Here's my ding, are you looking
Stick around, for my booking
What an interesting sight
For a teacher at night
Driving with his wiener in his hand ♫


Awesome.

13 Dec 2012 12:29 PM
JerkStore     
What's the deal with this particular fetish of masturbating in front of strangers? Are these guys who have simply watched WAY too much porn where they think whipping it out and showing it to a woman will not result in panic and screaming, but rather, "Hey big boy, why don't you let me help you with that?" Honestly, what are they expecting will happen?

I don't think this guy is a danger to kids, but he's certainly pretty stupid and for that reason alone I don't want him trying to teach my kids anything.

13 Dec 2012 01:24 PM
Mark Ratner     

kronicfeld: In what world do these parents think that their children weren't "safe."


Calling women over to your car and jacking it in front of them isn't normal. Who knows what other kinds of deviant sexual fantasies the guy has. Maybe he likes little kids, too.

13 Dec 2012 01:30 PM
2BuckChuck     
Come on down ladies

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/Seems legit

13 Dec 2012 01:31 PM
Atomic Spunk     
I used to call random women over to my car while I masturbated, but I've stopped because I got tired of having to tell them I didn't have a magnifying glass that they could borrow.

13 Dec 2012 01:31 PM
Spanky_McFarksalot     
prudes

13 Dec 2012 01:31 PM
TheOther     
JerkStore: What's the deal with this particular fetish of masturbating in front of strangers? Are these guys who have simply watched WAY too much porn where they think whipping it out and showing it to a woman will not result in panic and screaming, but rather, "Hey big boy, why don't you let me help you with that?" Honestly, what are they expecting will happen?

He does it out of Speight.

13 Dec 2012 01:32 PM
snocone    [TotalFark]  
When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Just love the butthurt over the masturbation lost cause.
In other news, there is still a War on Masterbation.
Even less effective than yer Drug Wars.

13 Dec 2012 01:33 PM
Nurglitch     

Mark Ratner: kronicfeld: In what world do these parents think that their children weren't "safe."

Calling women over to your car and jacking it in front of them isn't normal. Who knows what other kinds of deviant sexual fantasies the guy has. Maybe he likes little kids, too.


Maybe you like to have intercourse with dogs. Who knows what kind of sick stuff you're into.

13 Dec 2012 01:33 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ♫ Here's my ding, are you looking
Stick around, for my booking
What an interesting sight
For a teacher at night
Driving with his wiener in his hand ♫


+1

13 Dec 2012 01:33 PM
snocone    [TotalFark]  

Mark Ratner: kronicfeld: In what world do these parents think that their children weren't "safe."

Calling women over to your car and jacking it in front of them isn't normal. Who knows what other kinds of deviant sexual fantasies the guy has. Maybe he likes little kids, too.


Since you don't know, why, why,,,

/fear, it's what's for breakfast

13 Dec 2012 01:34 PM
Louisiana_Sitar_Club     

kronicfeld: In what world do these parents think that their children weren't "safe."


A world in which jacking off at strangers in public indicates that you likely have sexual issues and poor impulse control and shouldn't be put in charge of children... maybe?

13 Dec 2012 01:36 PM
snocone    [TotalFark]  
If you can't masterbate without guilt, you certainly can't "love" someone else.

If you can't be with the one you love
Love yourself

13 Dec 2012 01:36 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND     
Whenever folks do something I always ask myself, "So, what's the end game?" What were they hoping to accomplish with the action they have taken. Do flashers and public masturbators actually believe that one day, one of these women will walk over, see their junk and say, "unlock the door, I'm coming in to fark"? What do they think is going to happen and if the women continually run off, what is the pleasure?

13 Dec 2012 01:36 PM
snocone    [TotalFark]  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: kronicfeld: In what world do these parents think that their children weren't "safe."

A world in which jacking off at strangers in public indicates that you likely have sexual issues and poor impulse control and shouldn't be put in charge of children... maybe?


More important that the Nannys not be put in charge of children.

13 Dec 2012 01:37 PM
doczoidberg     
Oh, who cares?

A little bit of public masturbation is nothing to write home about.

13 Dec 2012 01:37 PM
ReapTheChaos     

JerkStore: What's the deal with this particular fetish of masturbating in front of strangers? Are these guys who have simply watched WAY too much porn where they think whipping it out and showing it to a woman will not result in panic and screaming, but rather, "Hey big boy, why don't you let me help you with that?" Honestly, what are they expecting will happen?

I don't think this guy is a danger to kids, but he's certainly pretty stupid and for that reason alone I don't want him trying to teach my kids anything.


I have no clue, but if you go to just about any porn site and look under either the 'flashing' or 'public' categories you'll find hundreds of videos for this type of thing, maybe they get the idea from that.

I saw one where this woman pulls out her phone and takes a picture, the description of the video said something like "She's so impressed she snaps a pic", I was thinking impressed my ass, she's heading straight to the cops with that photo.

13 Dec 2012 01:38 PM
Joe Blowme     

PapaChester: "No, our children's safety is what matters, and our piece of mind knowing that our kids can go to school and be safe. I don't know what to say. I'm just so emotional. I could just break right down, but I'm so happy," she said."

If only there was a word to describe such pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.
Doesn't really matter if there is. This parent is still a major douche bag.


Misfortune? WTF???
FTA:Speight was charged in March 2008 with five counts of willfully engaging in indecent acts. Police said he called women over to his car and masturbated in front of them. In each case the women fled and he did not pursue them. 

cdn.styleforum.netView Full Size

13 Dec 2012 01:38 PM
snocone    [TotalFark]  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Whenever folks do something I always ask myself, "So, what's the end game?" What were they hoping to accomplish with the action they have taken. Do flashers and public masturbators actually believe that one day, one of these women will walk over, see their junk and say, "unlock the door, I'm coming in to fark"? What do they think is going to happen and if the women continually run off, what is the pleasure?


In my profession, I have dealt with these perps.
Gotta say, if you don't get it, you probably never will.
That is not necessarily a bad thing.

But, unreasonable fear, panic and inhuman retaliation are not real good coping skills. These are still people!

13 Dec 2012 01:40 PM
Atomic Spunk     

DROxINxTHExWIND: Whenever folks do something I always ask myself, "So, what's the end game?" What were they hoping to accomplish with the action they have taken. Do flashers and public masturbators actually believe that one day, one of these women will walk over, see their junk and say, "unlock the door, I'm coming in to fark"? What do they think is going to happen and if the women continually run off, what is the pleasure?


I've read that the end game is to shock and frighten the women. It's not about pleasure, but rather about power over the women. Rape-lite, if you will.

13 Dec 2012 01:40 PM
snocone    [TotalFark]  

Atomic Spunk: DROxINxTHExWIND: Whenever folks do something I always ask myself, "So, what's the end game?" What were they hoping to accomplish with the action they have taken. Do flashers and public masturbators actually believe that one day, one of these women will walk over, see their junk and say, "unlock the door, I'm coming in to fark"? What do they think is going to happen and if the women continually run off, what is the pleasure?

I've read that the end game is to shock and frighten the women. It's not about pleasure, but rather about power over the women. Rape-lite, if you will.


IMHO, more about the thrill of victory.
They are in the moment, living for the thrill, there is no end game, sex is secondary, all about the perp, not the victim, like in real rape.

/that is what we call it now?

13 Dec 2012 01:43 PM
Sir_Spanksalot     
PapaChester

Those crafty Germans have a word for that and its..

schadenfreude

13 Dec 2012 01:45 PM
Langdon Alger     
We're gonna be talkin' about the PENIS! We'll be talkin' about the VAGINA! Do you think that's funny, Butt-head? Do you find it amusing that we'll be talkin' about the TESTICLES? Yes, we're also gonna be talkin' about VENEREAL DISEASE! SEXUAL INTERCOURSE! THE SCROTUM! THE CLITORIS! And we will definitely be spending a lot of time talking about MASTURBATION!

13 Dec 2012 01:47 PM
JohnAnnArbor    [TotalFark]  
FTA: "He was given a conditional discharge..."

Don't they have treatments for that?

13 Dec 2012 01:53 PM
Treygreen13     
Maybe they finally got the guy who spams all the porn sites with videos of himself jerking his dick in his car around unsuspecting women.

Now if they can arrest the guys submitting videos of themselves mutilating their penises.

13 Dec 2012 01:56 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND     

Atomic Spunk: DROxINxTHExWIND: Whenever folks do something I always ask myself, "So, what's the end game?" What were they hoping to accomplish with the action they have taken. Do flashers and public masturbators actually believe that one day, one of these women will walk over, see their junk and say, "unlock the door, I'm coming in to fark"? What do they think is going to happen and if the women continually run off, what is the pleasure?

I've read that the end game is to shock and frighten the women. It's not about pleasure, but rather about power over the women. Rape-lite, if you will.


That sounds plausible. I guess you have to make a distinction between regular car masturbators who spank on the road because they need the visual, versus "come and look at it" masturbators who want that momentary power of shocking the victim.

Maybe they think the shock is at how big it is and not that its out? It might be some kind of ego boost.

13 Dec 2012 02:00 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND     

Treygreen13: Maybe they finally got the guy who spams all the porn sites with videos of himself jerking his dick in his car around unsuspecting women.

Now if they can arrest the guys submitting videos of themselves mutilating their penises.


Been investigating this thoroughly, huh? Got any socks left that don't shatter when you drop them on the floor?

13 Dec 2012 02:05 PM
bruegel     
Chicago has an area along the lake front called "exhibitionist rocks" if the man is so in need of yanking it in public.

13 Dec 2012 02:15 PM
GrizzlyPouch     
First 2 comments white knighting weirdo public masturbator guy

Ahhh fark never disappoints

13 Dec 2012 02:21 PM
Sass-O-Rev    [TotalFark]  

PapaChester: "No, our children's safety is what matters, and our piece of mind knowing that our kids can go to school and be safe. I don't know what to say. I'm just so emotional. I could just break right down, but I'm so happy," she said."

If only there was a word to describe such pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.
Doesn't really matter if there is. This parent is still a major douche bag.



"Our 'piece' of mind" ? I weep for journalism. And spell-check.

13 Dec 2012 02:24 PM
PapaChester     

Joe Blowme: PapaChester: "No, our children's safety is what matters, and our piece of mind knowing that our kids can go to school and be safe. I don't know what to say. I'm just so emotional. I could just break right down, but I'm so happy," she said."

If only there was a word to describe such pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.
Doesn't really matter if there is. This parent is still a major douche bag.

Misfortune? WTF???
FTA:Speight was charged in March 2008 with five counts of willfully engaging in indecent acts. Police said he called women over to his car and masturbated in front of them. In each case the women fled and he did not pursue them. 

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I'm not saying he didn't deserve it. But the women in this case, and by the article's reporting they were all women, are on the verge of tears/orgasm over the the final result. Not one responded with something sane like "he deserved it, let's move on." No. They were totally ecstatic about the results of a case that didn't directly affect the people involved. He didn't expose himself to the children nor start an unprovoked war based on blatant lies.

Misfortune - An unfortunate condition or event.
He did not hurt or kill anyone. It is unfortunate that he participated in an action that cost him his job, but I cannot hate someone who simply broke the law or I'd hate most Americans/humans. I reserve my hate and schadenfreude for those who physically or emotional abuse others. Helicoptering your dong at ladies who are free to run away is not emotional abuse, just stupid and illegal.

13 Dec 2012 02:27 PM
GrizzlyPouch     

PapaChester: Joe Blowme: PapaChester: "No, our children's safety is what matters, and our piece of mind knowing that our kids can go to school and be safe. I don't know what to say. I'm just so emotional. I could just break right down, but I'm so happy," she said."

If only there was a word to describe such pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.
Doesn't really matter if there is. This parent is still a major douche bag.

Misfortune? WTF???
FTA:Speight was charged in March 2008 with five counts of willfully engaging in indecent acts. Police said he called women over to his car and masturbated in front of them. In each case the women fled and he did not pursue them. 

[cdn.styleforum.net image 350x220]

I'm not saying he didn't deserve it. But the women in this case, and by the article's reporting they were all women, are on the verge of tears/orgasm over the the final result. Not one responded with something sane like "he deserved it, let's move on." No. They were totally ecstatic about the results of a case that didn't directly affect the people involved. He didn't expose himself to the children nor start an unprovoked war based on blatant lies.

Misfortune - An unfortunate condition or event.
He did not hurt or kill anyone. It is unfortunate that he participated in an action that cost him his job, but I cannot hate someone who simply broke the law or I'd hate most Americans/humans. I reserve my hate and schadenfreude for those who physically or emotional abuse others. Helicoptering your dong at ladies who are free to run away is not emotional abuse, just stupid and illegal.


Misfortune would imply some kind of bad luck, or circumstance that you can't control.

13 Dec 2012 02:36 PM
kronicfeld    [TotalFark]  

GrizzlyPouch: white knighting weirdo public masturbator guy


Sure, that's what we were doing, not mocking the "won't someone PLEASE think of the children!" gaggle of Helen Lovejoys.

13 Dec 2012 02:44 PM
GrizzlyPouch     

kronicfeld: GrizzlyPouch: white knighting weirdo public masturbator guy

Sure, that's what we were doing, not mocking the "won't someone PLEASE think of the children!" gaggle of Helen Lovejoys.


99% of the time I'm with you

This dude thinks it's a good idea to try and get people to watch him while he whacks it. He shouldn't be within a mile of school age children, much less in a classroom teaching them

13 Dec 2012 02:53 PM
JackieRabbit     
Strokin' in the auto!
Strokin' in the auto!
Now teach wants to fill you up with his tool,
Cause everybody know that strokin' ain't allowed in school!

13 Dec 2012 03:10 PM
Joe Blowme     

PapaChester: Joe Blowme: PapaChester: "No, our children's safety is what matters, and our piece of mind knowing that our kids can go to school and be safe. I don't know what to say. I'm just so emotional. I could just break right down, but I'm so happy," she said."

If only there was a word to describe such pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.
Doesn't really matter if there is. This parent is still a major douche bag.

Misfortune? WTF???
FTA:Speight was charged in March 2008 with five counts of willfully engaging in indecent acts. Police said he called women over to his car and masturbated in front of them. In each case the women fled and he did not pursue them. 

[cdn.styleforum.net image 350x220]

I'm not saying he didn't deserve it. But the women in this case, and by the article's reporting they were all women, are on the verge of tears/orgasm over the the final result. Not one responded with something sane like "he deserved it, let's move on." No. They were totally ecstatic about the results of a case that didn't directly affect the people involved. He didn't expose himself to the children nor start an unprovoked war based on blatant lies.

Misfortune - An unfortunate condition or event.
He did not hurt or kill anyone. It is unfortunate that he participated in an action that cost him his job, but I cannot hate someone who simply broke the law or I'd hate most Americans/humans. I reserve my hate and schadenfreude for those who physically or emotional abuse others. Helicoptering your dong at ladies who are free to run away is not emotional abuse, just stupid and illegal.


Well, it did take 4 years

13 Dec 2012 03:18 PM
PapaChester     
Which makes the parents of this even more pathetic. All of their angst should have been directed at the pitiful government response to this rather than the actions of the Donginator.

13 Dec 2012 03:54 PM
GrizzlyPouch     
Why? They got him out of the school immediately (even illegally apparently though like the parents said 150k is a small price to pay to get rid of him)

Not saying the guy shouldn't have an opportunity for a life.
Should he publicly ridiculed? Yes
Should he never be allowed to teach? Yes

You go psycho masturbator, you lose some privelages my opinion

13 Dec 2012 04:05 PM
snocone    [TotalFark]  
So, who has the better business plan?
This guy or Mittens?

13 Dec 2012 04:51 PM
MarkEC     
There are websites that you can masturbate on your webcam and women actually watch, or so I've heard. Much better than doing it in front of women who don't want to see it. But then again, it's a little surprising that there are actually women out there who like to watch guys jerking it.

13 Dec 2012 05:24 PM
2BuckChuck     

MarkEC: There are websites that you can masturbate on your webcam and women actually watch, or so I've heard. Much better than doing it in front of women who don't want to see it. But then again, it's a little surprising that there are actually women out there who like to watch guys jerking it.


"so you've heard" ... Uh huh ... It's OK, it FARK - we won't judge you.

Also, they don't like to watch guys jerk it - they get paid to pretend to like to watch guys jerk

/Cam whoring ain't easy

13 Dec 2012 05:38 PM
Treygreen13     

MarkEC: There are websites that you can masturbate on your webcam and women actually watch, or so I've heard. Much better than doing it in front of women who don't want to see it. But then again, it's a little surprising that there are actually women out there who like to watch guys jerking it.


Maybe there's a niche for that out there... make videos of women acting shocked at masturbating people. Distribute those. They wouldn't even need to be naked, just acting disgusted.

13 Dec 2012 06:03 PM
MarkEC     

2BuckChuck: MarkEC: There are websites that you can masturbate on your webcam and women actually watch, or so I've heard. Much better than doing it in front of women who don't want to see it. But then again, it's a little surprising that there are actually women out there who like to watch guys jerking it.

"so you've heard" ... Uh huh ... It's OK, it FARK - we won't judge you.

Also, they don't like to watch guys jerk it - they get paid to pretend to like to watch guys jerk

/Cam whoring ain't easy


Hmmm, I don't know. Maybe we should do a farkette survey and find out what percentage like to watch.
Any farkette willing to participate should just shoot me an e-mail with the word yes or no and I'll come back and post the results.
/EIP

13 Dec 2012 06:52 PM
Salmon     
"indecent" is so subjective

13 Dec 2012 08:36 PM
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