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13 Dec 2012 01:30 PM   |   23759 clicks   |   WYFF 4 Greenville
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Mrs.Sharpier     
And then picked up by Fark ....

13 Dec 2012 11:17 AM
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The My Little Pony Killer     
That's not a man, that's Frodo Baggins!

13 Dec 2012 12:17 PM
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DjangoStonereaver    [TotalFark]  
www.wpclipart.com

"Tell me about it."

13 Dec 2012 12:50 PM
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CruiserTwelve    [TotalFark]  
When did shoplifting become a funny prank? I thought it was a crime.

13 Dec 2012 01:34 PM
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red5ish     
When you click the provided "view large" button the image displayed is not any larger.

13 Dec 2012 01:35 PM
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TheOther     
Is that picture of the thief or the doll?

13 Dec 2012 01:35 PM
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sobernutz     

DjangoStonereaver: [www.wpclipart.com image 247x353]

"Tell me about it."


I swear to god that looks like a DI I had the displeasure of meeting.

13 Dec 2012 01:35 PM
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offmymeds     

13 Dec 2012 01:35 PM
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FlippityFlap     
A Blow Mylie doll?? hahahahaha

13 Dec 2012 01:40 PM
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FlippityFlap     
And by "prank" he means having sex with a blow up toy/.

13 Dec 2012 01:40 PM
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Huck And Molly Ziegler     
I'm sorry - was the child born without any hands? No access to lotion?

13 Dec 2012 01:42 PM
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Nothing To See Here     
Dude, the song is " Dick in the Box."

13 Dec 2012 01:44 PM
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2BuckChuck     
Stolen item is question:

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

13 Dec 2012 01:45 PM
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ChrisDe     

TheOther: Is that picture of the thief or the doll?


Snert.

The real crime was getting caught.

13 Dec 2012 01:46 PM
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GentlemanJ     
That guy's gonna be passed around like a joint at a Grateful Dead concert.

13 Dec 2012 01:47 PM
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p4p3rm4t3     
Is it secret? Is it safe?

13 Dec 2012 01:47 PM
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Fear the Clam     
www.wyff4.com

If he's 22, next year should be his 5th high school reunion. Wonder if he'll show.

13 Dec 2012 01:52 PM
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THX 1138     
The employee said Greene passed all points of sale without trying to pay for it.

It was a Spencer's. So they mean he passed all one of the points of sale?

13 Dec 2012 01:52 PM
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ThighsofGlory     
Such a pretty girl.

13 Dec 2012 01:55 PM
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LeroyBourne     
Was it for Billy Ray?

13 Dec 2012 01:55 PM
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Erix     
Is that James O'Keefe's little brother?

13 Dec 2012 01:56 PM
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Wellon Dowd     
Now available, the life-like Blow Miley doll with realistic camel toe.
Order while supplies last!

i.imgur.com

13 Dec 2012 01:57 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
img.allvoices.com

13 Dec 2012 01:58 PM
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ReapTheChaos     

FlippityFlap: A Blow Mylie doll?? hahahahaha


Yep. 

lipsofshame.files.wordpress.com

13 Dec 2012 01:58 PM
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DaCaptain19     

CruiserTwelve: When did shoplifting become a funny prank? I thought it was a crime.


THIS. No prank, just theft.

P.S. How much anyone want to bet that the kid stole the doll more because he was embarrassed to want one, rather than inability/unwillingness to pay.

13 Dec 2012 02:04 PM
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Odd Bird     

DjangoStonereaver: midgetpornguy.jpg Tell me about it."


heh heh...it's been a long time since that pic was shown here.

+1

13 Dec 2012 02:06 PM
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Elegy     
It would have been funnier if he had been shot like that dude shoplifting vodka in Colorado...

13 Dec 2012 02:08 PM
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Frederf     

ReapTheChaos: FlippityFlap: A Blow Mylie doll?? hahahahaha

Yep. 

[lipsofshame.files.wordpress.com image 579x750]


I find that disgusting. I mean, come on, no Oxford comma. Are we animals?

13 Dec 2012 02:11 PM
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sevente     
Funny prank?! Did you just say funny prank? He was gonna fark it!

13 Dec 2012 02:13 PM
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ObscureNameHere     
Is it just me or does that guy look like the star of the 80's movie "Soul Man"?

13 Dec 2012 02:14 PM
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LowbrowDeluxe     

blatz514: [img.allvoices.com image 609x480]


I keep thinking the pink star at her elbow is them trying to emphasis some exotic new entry point.

13 Dec 2012 02:15 PM
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bmwericus     

ObscureNameHere: Is it just me or does that guy look like the star of the 80's movie "Soul Man"?


And I was thinking Frodo.....

13 Dec 2012 02:26 PM
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Lsherm    [TotalFark]  

DaCaptain19: CruiserTwelve: When did shoplifting become a funny prank? I thought it was a crime.

THIS. No prank, just theft.

P.S. How much anyone want to bet that the kid stole the doll more because he was embarrassed to want one, rather than inability/unwillingness to pay.


No kidding. Pranks are done as a joke. Shoplifting is just stealing. Not funny.

13 Dec 2012 02:27 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     

Nothing To See Here: Dude, the song is " Dick in the Box."


www.4ump3.com

13 Dec 2012 02:30 PM
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ObscureNameHere     

bmwericus: ObscureNameHere: Is it just me or does that guy look like the star of the 80's movie "Soul Man"?

And I was thinking Frodo.....


That works too, even worse when you rip actual lines from the movies and re-arrange them...

Samwise: "Mr. Frodo?...... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Frodo: "I'm giving it to you!"
Samwise: "No, Mr. Frodo, it's all wrong!"
Frodo: "TAKE IT!"
Samwise: "Yer 'opeless!"
Frodo: "I'm glad you're with me Sam."
Samwise: "I think I'm getting the hang of this..."

13 Dec 2012 02:44 PM
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darth_badger     

Nothing To See Here: Dude, the song is " Dick in the Box."


"Be My Girl" by The Police

13 Dec 2012 02:46 PM
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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     

CruiserTwelve: When did shoplifting become a funny prank? I thought it was a crime.


When all you have is a hammer...

13 Dec 2012 02:46 PM
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Isildur     

TheOther: Is that picture of the thief or the doll?


I had the same thought.

13 Dec 2012 03:01 PM
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ChrisDe     

DaCaptain19: CruiserTwelve: When did shoplifting become a funny prank? I thought it was a crime.

THIS. No prank, just theft.

P.S. How much anyone want to bet that the kid stole the doll more because he was embarrassed to want one, rather than inability/unwillingness to pay.


Somebody should tell that kid about online shopping.

13 Dec 2012 03:03 PM
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Isildur     
i.imgur.com

13 Dec 2012 03:17 PM
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GreenSun     
Poor Harry Potter, lost his magic and needs a fapper :(

13 Dec 2012 03:22 PM
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corronchilejano     
How is this a prank suby?

13 Dec 2012 03:29 PM
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Erix     

corronchilejano: How is this a prank suby?


Well, when the store goes to do inventory and they realize they're off by one inflatable doll, whoa! Hahahah! Then the joke's really on them, right? Comic gold right there!

13 Dec 2012 03:34 PM
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RidgeRunner5     

Fear the Clam: [www.wyff4.com image 320x180]

If he's 22, next year should be his 5th high school reunion. Wonder if he'll show.


Who the hell has a 5th year reunion?

13 Dec 2012 03:42 PM
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corronchilejano     

Erix: corronchilejano: How is this a prank suby?

Well, when the store goes to do inventory and they realize they're off by one inflatable doll, whoa! Hahahah! Then the joke's really on them, right? Comic gold right there!


Oh wow, lololololololololol, roflcopter all the way!

13 Dec 2012 03:52 PM
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CheekyMonkey     

DaCaptain19: CruiserTwelve: When did shoplifting become a funny prank? I thought it was a crime.

THIS. No prank, just theft.

P.S. How much anyone want to bet that the kid stole the doll more because he was embarrassed to want one, rather than inability/unwillingness to pay.


Too bad he hasn't heard of the internet - I hear you can buy almost anything there....

13 Dec 2012 03:58 PM
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AssAsInAssassin     

blatz514: [img.allvoices.com image 609x480]


Thanks for the NSFW photo, blatz.

13 Dec 2012 04:03 PM
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JonnyBGoode    [TotalFark]  
Harry Potter has really fallen on hard times.

13 Dec 2012 04:13 PM
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Rich Cream     

ReapTheChaos: FlippityFlap: A Blow Mylie doll?? hahahahaha

Yep. 

[lipsofshame.files.wordpress.com image 579x750]


A box in a box? Sweet.

13 Dec 2012 05:06 PM
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JNowe     
*looks at photo*

A prank. Riiiight.

14 Dec 2012 12:59 AM
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