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   Today's stolen driveway comes to you from RedDick, Florida

13 Dec 2012 01:02 PM   |   7626 clicks   |   Fox News
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SlothB77    [TotalFark]  
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13 Dec 2012 11:38 AM
Apos     
So driveways are now targets for thieves? Man, FL never ceases to amaze terrify me.

13 Dec 2012 12:17 PM
SnarfVader     
Who steals pavers?

13 Dec 2012 12:26 PM
SilentStrider    [TotalFark]  
That''s impressive weirdness even for Florida.

13 Dec 2012 01:03 PM
Hot Carl To Go     

SnarfVader: Who steals pavers?


They who are doing another job that requires pavers. Easy way to save.

13 Dec 2012 01:04 PM
david_gaithersburg     

SnarfVader: Who steals pavers?


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13 Dec 2012 01:06 PM
JohnCarter     

SnarfVader: Who steals pavers?


PAVER MAN - and he is taking them to be put to use for his nefarious plans

13 Dec 2012 01:09 PM
ReapTheChaos     

SnarfVader: Who steals pavers?


That depends on what type they are, some of them can run upwards of $25 or more per square foot, but typically they're pretty cheap, you'll spend more time cleaning them before you can re-install them to make it hardly worth the effort.

13 Dec 2012 01:09 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk     
Pilfer your fellows brick road

13 Dec 2012 01:09 PM
cig-mkr     
Can't leave anything outside unless you nail it down.
Oh wait, pavers? never mind.

13 Dec 2012 01:10 PM
Danger Mouse     
wow! I had a red dick in Florida once too!


/the doctor gave me some ointment.

13 Dec 2012 01:11 PM
GORDON     
All thieves are scum, no matter how petty the crime.

13 Dec 2012 01:11 PM
darth_badger     
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13 Dec 2012 01:12 PM
dopekitty74     

JohnCarter: SnarfVader: Who steals pavers?

PAVER MAN - and he is taking them to be put to use for his nefarious plans


lol.. currently listening to LOVERMAN (the metallica version) getting a kick....

13 Dec 2012 01:12 PM
2 grams     
I heard Subby's Mom love's RedDick

13 Dec 2012 01:12 PM
Odd Bird     

SnarfVader: Who steals pavers?


The homey of someone who died stealing metal from a cell tower or power line.

13 Dec 2012 01:13 PM
theresnothinglft     
Better yet who has a driveway made with pavers and manages to not violate any HOA statutes.

13 Dec 2012 01:15 PM
wildcardjack     
That's why you use polymeric sand to lock in the pavers.

13 Dec 2012 01:15 PM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
I answered an ad on ALT com from a woman looking for red dick (I'm native american)

turned out she wanted a dog.

Dogs use the internet?

I thought only kittahs, did.

13 Dec 2012 01:16 PM
dofus     

theresnothinglft: Better yet who has a driveway made with pavers and manages to not violate any HOA statutes.


It's Florida. There are a lot of oyster shell driveways down here. And in most places, it's open season on HOAs.

13 Dec 2012 01:19 PM
TheOther     
Next step in cunning plan: steal a garage.

13 Dec 2012 01:26 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
Today's stolen driveway comes to you from RedDick, Florida
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13 Dec 2012 01:29 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
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13 Dec 2012 01:31 PM
C0rf     

theresnothinglft: Better yet who has a driveway made with pavers and manages to not violate any HOA statutes.


Many of us don't live in HOA-governed suburban hellholes.

I'd like a side-by-side driveway -- but my front yard is only 20' deep from sidewalk to the front of the porch, with eleven feet on either side of the house to the property lines. A suburban hellhole would have at least provided more space for a decent driveway. Ahh well.

13 Dec 2012 01:35 PM
Nothing To See Here     
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13 Dec 2012 01:47 PM
BarkingUnicorn     

SnarfVader: Who steals pavers?


This guy who got run over by a cop car. Link

13 Dec 2012 01:48 PM
comslave     
The nickname of every nudist colony in Florida.

13 Dec 2012 02:01 PM
funzyr     
Today's stolen driveway comes to you from RedDick, Florida

You can't beat that.

13 Dec 2012 02:03 PM
TheGreatGazoo     
I wish someone would steal my driveway.

But I don't think someone would want a worn out asphalt driveway.

13 Dec 2012 02:08 PM
theresnothinglft     

C0rf: theresnothinglft: Better yet who has a driveway made with pavers and manages to not violate any HOA statutes.

Many of us don't live in HOA-governed suburban hellholes.

I'd like a side-by-side driveway -- but my front yard is only 20' deep from sidewalk to the front of the porch, with eleven feet on either side of the house to the property lines. A suburban hellhole would have at least provided more space for a decent driveway. Ahh well.


I guess if you're not in a HOA zone then yes you could have a paver driveway. I googled it and they look really nice compared to the normal asphalt you usually get. I didn't see many paver driveways where I grew up and ones that I did see were on richer looking houses.

13 Dec 2012 02:15 PM
A Fark Handle     
that driveway really tied the yard together.

13 Dec 2012 02:15 PM
hbk72777     
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"Maybe I should've stuck with just red dick"

13 Dec 2012 02:48 PM
sulco     
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Been there, don't have the t-shirt.

13 Dec 2012 03:13 PM
dudemanbro     
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13 Dec 2012 05:14 PM
jojomac     
Dudemanbro: You just beat me. All I could think about when reading the article was Ricky and Julian paving the driveway with hash. Classic.

13 Dec 2012 05:37 PM
kakarot251     

jojomac: Dudemanbro: You just beat me. All I could think about when reading the article was Ricky and Julian paving the driveway with hash. Classic.


And you both beat me!

/Came for TPB
//Leaving satisfied I didn't have to hotlink

13 Dec 2012 06:09 PM
Combustion    [TotalFark]  
"Rickey, you're not smoking 'foot hash' are ya?"

13 Dec 2012 06:49 PM
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