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   Berkeley High School teacher charged with DUI and having really good breath that turned into tiny garden gnomes singing Alice's Restaurant

13 Dec 2012 11:59 AM   |   5936 clicks   |   Mercury News
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calm like a bomb     
Was LSD somehow involved?

*checks article*

/smiles smugly, walks away slowly

13 Dec 2012 12:00 PM
jehovahs witness protection     
I think this is a requirement for any promotions at that school.

13 Dec 2012 12:04 PM
ReverendLoki     
Was he apprehended by Officer Obie?

13 Dec 2012 12:07 PM
Smoky Dragon Dish    [TotalFark]  
FTA: Breath tests recorded blood-alcohol readings of .13 percent and .12 percent, above the .08 percent legal limit for driving, police said. He told police he had just left the Terrapin Crossroads restaurant and bar on Yacht Club Drive, said police spokeswoman Margo Rohrbacher. 

Driving on acid? Who does that?

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13 Dec 2012 12:08 PM
ITGreen     
I want you to go and sit down on that bench that says "Group W."

NOW, KID!

13 Dec 2012 12:09 PM
FibSeq     
I mean can you imagine, 50 gnomes a day, I said 50 gnomes a day walking in singing a bar of Alice's Restaurant, and walkin out? Friends, they may think it's a druggie's fresh breath. And that's what it is.


/always falls for that reference
//Low hanging fruit is still nice

13 Dec 2012 12:11 PM
Maud Dib    [TotalFark]  

Smoky Dragon Dish: FTA: Breath tests recorded blood-alcohol readings of .13 percent and .12 percent, above the .08 percent legal limit for driving, police said. He told police he had just left the Terrapin Crossroads restaurant and bar on Yacht Club Drive, said police spokeswoman Margo Rohrbacher. 

Driving on acid? Who does that?

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He was probably tripping balls, the alcohol was acting as a dampening rod for the acid.
OMG, the road is melting, better have another beer!!!

13 Dec 2012 12:12 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  
A teacher in Berkeley busted for having LSD?

Is that a thread they really want to pull?

13 Dec 2012 12:13 PM
Grapple     
Dammit... I've already been earworming Arlo all day... now this headline comes along....

/don't touch my bags if you please, mr. customs man....

13 Dec 2012 12:15 PM
derpy     

Smoky Dragon Dish: FTA: Breath tests recorded blood-alcohol readings of .13 percent and .12 percent, above the .08 percent legal limit for driving, police said. He told police he had just left the Terrapin Crossroads restaurant and bar on Yacht Club Drive, said police spokeswoman Margo Rohrbacher. 

Driving on acid? Who does that?

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Leave the hippies alone!

13 Dec 2012 12:16 PM
LeroyBourne     
Now those are two drugs I would never combine. I don't even want to imagine encountering a person completely blasted (hopefully not angry) and dosed out of his mind.

13 Dec 2012 12:17 PM
Dr Dreidel     
So they brought him into the jail, booked him on the DUI (a misdemeanor), then after searching his shiat, booked him AGAIN for two felonies - "(1) having LSD (2) in the jailhouse"?

Anyone else see the gratuitousness of that? The single misdemeanor isn't enough, and neither is the felony possession charge; they need 2 felonies (one that he was arguably forced into)?

// he probably wanted to be drunk in a bar, whereupon someone threw him into public

13 Dec 2012 12:18 PM
Nothing To See Here     
It is pretty common out here in the Bay area that if you are caught at a Sobriety Checkpoint with drugs or over the limit, they give you Raiders tickets. It has cut down second offenses.

13 Dec 2012 12:19 PM
calm like a bomb     

Grapple: Dammit... I've already been earworming Arlo all day... now this headline comes along....

/don't touch my bags if you please, mr. customs man....


/I don't want a pickle

13 Dec 2012 12:20 PM
abhorrent1     
After all these years. The "Man" is still harshing their buzz.

13 Dec 2012 12:23 PM
ominousinc     
Dude's last name is Haight (as in Haight Ashbury), had a vile of LSD, and was leaving Terrapin Crossroads???

I wonder when Mr. Garcia will decide to return to the spirit world, and get back to being Grateful again...

13 Dec 2012 12:28 PM
Nothing To See Here     
Haighters gonna Haight.

13 Dec 2012 12:36 PM
ComicBookGuy     
Smoky Dragon Dish: FTA: Breath tests recorded blood-alcohol readings of .13 percent and .12 percent, above the .08 percent legal limit for driving, police said. He told police he had just left the Terrapin Crossroads restaurant and bar on Yacht Club Drive, said police spokeswoman Margo Rohrbacher. 

Driving on acid? Who does that?

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Terrapin Crossroads is owned by Phil.

13 Dec 2012 12:37 PM
jehovahs witness protection     

calm like a bomb: Grapple: Dammit... I've already been earworming Arlo all day... now this headline comes along....

/don't touch my bags if you please, mr. customs man....

/I don't want a pickle


I just wanna ride my motorcicle

13 Dec 2012 12:45 PM
ozman     

calm like a bomb: Grapple: Dammit... I've already been earworming Arlo all day... now this headline comes along....

/don't touch my bags if you please, mr. customs man....

/I don't want a pickle


Since he was caught in San Rafael, I'm thinking Shel not Arlo...Link

13 Dec 2012 12:45 PM
biglew99     

Nothing To See Here: Haighters gonna Haight.




THIS.



/beat me to it
//shakes tiny fist
///didn't realize my fist was SOOOOOOOOO tiny!

13 Dec 2012 12:50 PM
KingKauff    [TotalFark]  
The compass always points to Terrapin

13 Dec 2012 12:56 PM
Smoky Dragon Dish    [TotalFark]  

ComicBookGuy: Smoky Dragon Dish: FTA: Breath tests recorded blood-alcohol readings of .13 percent and .12 percent, above the .08 percent legal limit for driving, police said. He told police he had just left the Terrapin Crossroads restaurant and bar on Yacht Club Drive, said police spokeswoman Margo Rohrbacher. 

Driving on acid? Who does that?

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Terrapin Crossroads is owned by Phil.


This is what I knew FTA: 1) Dudue was tripping 2) Returning from someplace called "Terrapin Crossroads" 3) This was in Cali. Somebody from The Grateful Dead was involved. Hence, the .gif I posted even before going to the restaurant website.

Saw them at MSG in 2011.

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13 Dec 2012 12:59 PM
Keigh     

ozman: calm like a bomb: Grapple: Dammit... I've already been earworming Arlo all day... now this headline comes along....

/don't touch my bags if you please, mr. customs man....

/I don't want a pickle

Since he was caught in San Rafael, I'm thinking Shel not Arlo...Link


threadwinner 

/nothing is obscure

13 Dec 2012 01:05 PM
child_god     
Who else thinks the cop used the 'breath freshener' and figured out it wasn't just breath freshener?

I sure hope that happened.

13 Dec 2012 01:20 PM
Crazy Lee     
"Woke up this morning with my head in my hands..."

13 Dec 2012 01:30 PM
tinyarena     

Smoky Dragon Dish:
Driving on acid? Who does that?


Yeah, it's a bad idea
You're just gonna have to take my word on that mmmkay?

13 Dec 2012 05:02 PM
caramba421     
When police booked him at the county jail, Haight turned in his belongings for storage, including a bottle of breath mint that was in his pants pocket. A jail deputy suspected it might contain drugs, and the liquid tested positive for the hallucinogen LSD, police said.

I'm curious as to how a bottle of breath mint that presumably looks like every other bottle of breath mint in existence constitutes probable cause.

13 Dec 2012 05:17 PM
FriarReb98    [TotalFark]  
Bet they took his belt away. Obie don't want any hangings.

13 Dec 2012 07:31 PM
laid back w/bud light     
I call BS. 25 years ago I could get LSD any day of the week and mescaline too. I haven't heard of one person doing either drug in at least 20 years. LSD is too labor intensive and complicated to manufacture on any scale unless you're a chem phd. Side note if someone knows this dude's LSD conection hit me up on trippinballs.gmail.com

13 Dec 2012 09:41 PM
davynelson     
lsd is the last drug that should be illegal
jesus christ it should be mandatory

weed out the idiots.

that being said, mipro is still better
more spiritual, sexy and less annoying.

14 Dec 2012 01:27 AM
acereraser     
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Oh the hazy memories.

14 Dec 2012 03:11 AM
KyDave     

Crazy Lee: "Woke up this morning with my head in my hands..."


come on... let's do it again!

14 Dec 2012 12:07 PM
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