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   Purring cats offered for rent in Siberia

13 Dec 2012 04:51 PM   |   4961 clicks   |   Pravda
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Elzar     
I'd love me some rent pussy if I could get it legally that is...

13 Dec 2012 03:00 PM
L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  
I have free purring cats at my place for any interested Farkettes.

/EIP
//*desperately hopes*

13 Dec 2012 04:34 PM
FunkOut     
My parents have a longcat. I should tell them to rent it out for funny photos.

13 Dec 2012 04:54 PM
Kuroshin     
Japan as well.

13 Dec 2012 05:02 PM
dj_spanmaster     

Kuroshin: Japan as well.


[shakes tiny fist]

13 Dec 2012 05:13 PM
Tax Boy     

Elzar: I'd love me some rent pussy if I could get it legally that is...


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In Russia, if you rent pussy, you get mange. In America, if you rent pussy you get minge.

What a country!

13 Dec 2012 05:22 PM
Drunken_Polar_Bear    [TotalFark]  
Gawd I love articles from Pravda! This one was tame, but some of the ones on the side bar have me giggling.

13 Dec 2012 05:25 PM
pravetz8c     
From the comments: "Also purring cats when held on your lap increase bone density owing to the vibration."

13 Dec 2012 05:30 PM
Contents Under Pressure     
This is like those cats that go to rest homes, only it goes to private homes and they charge a fee. I'd be worried about the cat getting stressed from the trip or getting lost en route.

I prefer the idea of cat cafes like they have in Japan. The cats don't get moved around and the interactions are supervised, so the logistics and risks are better controlled.

13 Dec 2012 05:39 PM
Maxor     
I have a cat that would love to be a part of this, he's a silly attention whore that loves everyone and constantly begs for attention.

13 Dec 2012 05:47 PM
GoldDude     
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Looks like a Blue Abyssinian... very similar to my feline fellow.

13 Dec 2012 06:10 PM
HKWolf     

GoldDude: [pravda-team.ru image 200x150]
Looks like a Blue Abyssinian... very similar to my feline fellow.


very handsome!

13 Dec 2012 06:52 PM
dervish16108     
I'd like to do this in Long Island, NY. I have a cat that was abandoned along with 3 others in a tiny pet carrier abandoned on the door of a local vet's office. I take care of them and other strays and ferals in the neighborhood (I also trap spay/neuter, and release).

Anyway, that particular cat I mentioned is friendly, meows, and is very needy. I figure someone would like him, even for (cheap or free) rent. I just don't have enough time to make him happy since I have my dog, a bunch of stray and feral cats, and a lot of work to do.

13 Dec 2012 07:08 PM
WordsnCollision     

Kuroshin: Japan as well.


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13 Dec 2012 09:05 PM
ScreamingHangover    [TotalFark]  
For those of you who can't make it to Siberia, you can always download a recording of my cat purring from iTunes

/Yeah: opportunistic plug

13 Dec 2012 09:35 PM
notyomama     
I used to have a lot of trouble with my blood pressure during a particularly stressful period of my life. When it was high, my cats, Calvin and Hobbes, would come over and lie on me and purr. It lowered my blood pressure every time.

13 Dec 2012 09:48 PM
brantgoose    [TotalFark]  
They also make good foot warmers if you can get them to stay put.

13 Dec 2012 10:06 PM
DownDaRiver     

WordsnCollision: Kuroshin: Japan as well.


Oh god!
That's just,,,,
Well, I don't know

13 Dec 2012 10:17 PM
Kuroshin     

DownDaRiver: WordsnCollision: Kuroshin: Japan as well.

Oh god!
That's just,,,,
Well, I don't know


Ceiring cat is watching you masturbatu!

13 Dec 2012 10:25 PM
Sullyville     

ScreamingHangover: For those of you who can't make it to Siberia, you can always download a recording of my cat purring from iTunes

/Yeah: opportunistic plug


Sir, we had the same purrfect idea:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the -virtual-cat!/id509240768

13 Dec 2012 11:03 PM
i upped my meds-up yours     
These kittehs have been soothing to my insomnia and comforted me after the loss of the family ratbag.

Gazoo
Brewster
Sonar

13 Dec 2012 11:19 PM
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