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13 Dec 2012 01:32 PM   |   27405 clicks   |   Buzzfeed
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Cymbal     
Four dead in O-hi-o

13 Dec 2012 01:34 PM
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UseUrHeadFred     
Only 40? That's the tip of the iceberg.

13 Dec 2012 01:34 PM
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abhorrent1     
Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.

13 Dec 2012 01:35 PM
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L'mours     
#18 is my fave

13 Dec 2012 01:37 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     

abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.


liger what??

13 Dec 2012 01:38 PM
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I.P.Daily     
OK Florida. You can stop now. You WIN!

13 Dec 2012 01:40 PM
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Smelly Pirate Hooker     
I'd suggest that swingers' orgies usually go horribly wrong. Well, actually, they usually start horribly wrong, given the attractiveness of most swingers.

And I would also participate in a tug of war with a tiger. That's really one of Florida's least retarded ideas.

13 Dec 2012 01:40 PM
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monoski     

abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.


Would be better if they skipped the fence

13 Dec 2012 01:40 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
cartoonsparajovenes.files.wordpress.com

13 Dec 2012 01:41 PM
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OldRod     
I want to know more about the giant eyeball that washed up...

I admit it, I'm intrigued...

13 Dec 2012 01:41 PM
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meat0918    [TotalFark]  

UseUrHeadFred: Only 40? That's the tip of the iceberg.


Came to make sure this was articulated, leaving satisfied.

13 Dec 2012 01:42 PM
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Ambivalence    [TotalFark]  

abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.


Yah that is surprisingly awesome coming from FL, and it entertains the tiger.

13 Dec 2012 01:42 PM
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Carn     
Nobody beats Florida in this game.

13 Dec 2012 01:42 PM
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ChrisDe     
Florida, but Texas is moving up the list. With a bullet.

13 Dec 2012 01:43 PM
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ZzeusS     

OldRod: I want to know more about the giant eyeball that washed up...

I admit it, I'm intrigued...



It was from a sailfish. Non-exciting. Sorry.

13 Dec 2012 01:44 PM
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Fark In The Duck    [TotalFark]  
3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

13 Dec 2012 01:44 PM
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thecpt     
#30, my dad (cop in PA) had to detain a guy who drunkenly knocked on our door looking for crown jewels. The guy crapped his pants while he got his ass kicked. It was pretty funny seeing my dad keep the guy pinned to the ground waiting for one of his officer friend to assist. His face had the expression of sure torture while he tried not to smell/laugh.

13 Dec 2012 01:45 PM
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Capt. Sparkles     
Keep raising that bar, Florida.

13 Dec 2012 01:46 PM
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obamadidcoke     

Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!


Yeah, but what'd she get?

13 Dec 2012 01:46 PM
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TheGogmagog     

Jon iz teh kewl: abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.

liger what??


I wouldn't mess with a liger after seeing a documentary about what they are bred for.

13 Dec 2012 01:47 PM
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Fark In The Duck    [TotalFark]  

obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?


Who cares? Someone stuck an ink-laden needle repeatedly into her starfish! That's brilliant!

13 Dec 2012 01:48 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Ha! Did Jackmeoff Mudd make Fark? I don't remember that one.

s3-ec.buzzfed.com

13 Dec 2012 01:48 PM
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dodecahedron     
They forgot the donkey-farker!

13 Dec 2012 01:48 PM
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offmymeds     
s3-ec.buzzfed.com 

Yer durn tootin'!

13 Dec 2012 01:48 PM
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mainstreet62     

blatz514: Ha! Did Jackmeoff Mudd make Fark? I don't remember that one.

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x428]


Fark is 95% jackoffs.

13 Dec 2012 01:49 PM
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Paris1127    [TotalFark]  
I'm watching a Criminal Minds rerun right now, and it had a line which is somewhat relevant:

"We've got a bad one"
"How bad?"
"Florida"

13 Dec 2012 01:49 PM
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LeroyBourne     

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I'd suggest that swingers' orgies usually go horribly wrong. Well, actually, they usually start horribly wrong, given the attractiveness of most swingers.

And I would also participate in a tug of war with a tiger. That's really one of Florida's least retarded ideas.


Ummm honey, it looks like you're enjoying that a little too much....honey, can you scale it back a bit? Wow, that guy is sporting a baby arm holding an apple.

13 Dec 2012 01:50 PM
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browneye    [TotalFark]  
I don't know....most of those seemed kinda meh.

13 Dec 2012 01:50 PM
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Gunny Highway    [TotalFark]  
A man attacked 3 women with a sword and a sandwich.

g

13 Dec 2012 01:50 PM
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FeFiFoFark     
that's a metric assload of crazy right there.

13 Dec 2012 01:51 PM
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AutumnWind     
You win, Florida. You win.

This headline makes me laugh every time i read it: Man arrested in DUI case also had squirrel inside his shirt.

13 Dec 2012 01:51 PM
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Rindred     

TheGogmagog: Jon iz teh kewl: abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.

liger what??

I wouldn't mess with a liger after seeing a documentary about what they are bred for.


Liger, please.

13 Dec 2012 01:51 PM
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Gunny Highway    [TotalFark]  

Gunny Highway: A man attacked 3 women with a sword and a sandwich.


farm7.staticflickr.com

13 Dec 2012 01:52 PM
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natewill     
I'm sooo glad I moved outta there I'm so glad I left so glad I left so glad I left so glad I left oh man...fark you Florida

13 Dec 2012 01:52 PM
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bugmn99     
Well done, Florida. Once again, we can only sit back and admire the work of a true master. You have our gratitude.

/slow clap

13 Dec 2012 01:53 PM
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uttertosh    [TotalFark]  
The mother/daughter tag team. Wow, just wow.

/in ma bunk

13 Dec 2012 01:53 PM
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Fark Reddit or bust     

UseUrHeadFred: Only 40? That's the tip of the iceberg.

Just

the tip?

/Bad joke of the day. You're welcome world.

//In other news, Icebergs still exist.

13 Dec 2012 01:53 PM
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Mega Steve     

obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?


15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him

13 Dec 2012 01:55 PM
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thismomentinblackhistory     
I am sometimes caught off-guard when clicking on, say, and "obvious" submission, or find myself shocked at what the "ironic" tag leads me to...but nothing, absolutely nothing, shocks me when clicking a Florida link.

13 Dec 2012 01:57 PM
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Dazrin     

abhorrent1: Busch Gardens allowed visitors to play tug-a-war with a tiger.

I don't think that's insane. I think that's pretty cool, actually. I'd totally do that. Not like they were in the cage with the tiger.


That's exactly what I thought.

13 Dec 2012 01:58 PM
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Rich Cream     

obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?



If I remember it was

ROCK
*
WOOD

13 Dec 2012 01:58 PM
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apachevoyeur     
I'll see you and raise you...

t2.gstatic.com

13 Dec 2012 01:58 PM
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corronchilejano     
I'm pretty sure Wonderland was a code name for Florida.

13 Dec 2012 01:59 PM
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Diogenes    [TotalFark]  
22. A man got a DUI on his lawnmower.

This is actually a fairly common occurrence.

13 Dec 2012 01:59 PM
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obamadidcoke     

Mega Steve: obamadidcoke: Fark In The Duck: 3 cheers for the Butthole Tattoo Girl getting 1st place!!!! Go Florida!!!

Yeah, but what'd she get?

15 minutes of fame and even more of an excuse to show off her anus to strangers?

I have to wonder about the brave tattoo artist who inked her. As much pain as she was in, I wouldn't be surprised if she'd pooped on him


Yeah, but what was the tattoo?

What kind of image needs an anus as a central component of its composition?

13 Dec 2012 02:00 PM
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Fark Rye For Many Whores     

Ambivalence: Yah that is surprisingly awesome coming from FL, and it entertains teaches the tiger our strengths and weaknesses.


13 Dec 2012 02:02 PM
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TheOther     
blatz514: Ha! Did Jackmeoff Mudd make Fark? I don't remember that one.

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x428]


He's no Gene Masseth

13 Dec 2012 02:03 PM
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gutter_ca/fl     

AutumnWind: You win, Florida. You win.

This headline makes me laugh every time i read it: Man arrested in DUI case also had squirrel inside his shirt.


i.ebayimg.com 

/hot

13 Dec 2012 02:03 PM
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obamadidcoke     
Ya know, I can't see how an anus tattoo isn't going to get really badly infected.

13 Dec 2012 02:03 PM
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Odd Bird     
Hell, we could probably pull 40 better stories from the HOTY entries.

uttertosh: The mother/daughter tag team. Wow, just wow.
/in ma bunk


I think that made Fark within the last 3 weeks. Pretty funny/sad reading how they avoid breaking incest laws.

13 Dec 2012 02:04 PM
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